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Makkah
09-08-2004, 10:04 PM
So I'm just chillin while GS is down then all of a sudden a buddy of mine IMs me a link of Omens posting on the boards. Apparently our good buddy Omens faked a log to make his CS appear higher than it is, but the funny part? He fucked up the adding and the endroll didn't come out correct. GOOD ONE BUDDY!!! YOU'RE COOL!

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I have 0 Demon lore, My cloak fires atleast 60% of the time no matter what spell I use, from 703 to 719. And I remember them saying It will work without lore, just not verry well with the higher spells, and they are of course harder to get the cloak to fire, But it does fire. I use 716 in town all the time, Hardly ever fails to hit people who jump ya from the shadows.
Grabbs leaps from hiding to attack!
Grabbs swings a keenly honed crimson steel knife at you!
AS: +532 vs DS: +459 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +44 = +139
... and hits for 13 points of damage!
Shot to the hand slices a finger to the bone!
A dark shadowy tendril rises up from your skin, writhes its way up a keenly honed crimson steel knife inset with moonglae opals on the hilt towards Grabbs and lashes out malevolently...
CS: +368 - TD: +233 + CvA: +25 + d100: +40 - -5 == +201
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Grabbs.
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Grabbs just went out.
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Carefully, Wizip slides his lockpick into the wristband.
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Velvette asks, "What else do you expect?"
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* Grabbs just bit the dust!
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Omens.
We trained him wrong on purpose. You know, As a joke.







Re: CoS with no demonic ranks · on 9/8/2004 7:53:47 PM 1377


Hey that's cool and all, Omens... but next time you decide to fake a log, make sure the numbers add up.

rht


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https://www.play.net/forums/messages.asp?forum=102&category=27&topic=5&message =1376

Bobmuhthol
09-08-2004, 10:10 PM
135 + 25 + 40 + 5 = 201?

Makkah
09-08-2004, 10:11 PM
Maybe he went to a 1-room school in Arkansas?

rht

Gan
09-08-2004, 10:13 PM
Fuzzy Math!!!

DeV
09-08-2004, 10:14 PM
Not surprising.

Kuyuk
09-08-2004, 10:18 PM
Is he a republican?


K.

Wezas
09-08-2004, 10:39 PM
http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/omens2.jpg

Nummy!

Betheny
09-08-2004, 10:52 PM
wtf?

Wezas
09-08-2004, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
wtf?

It's a picture of Omens looking at his iguana.

Except I removed the iguana and inserted a nice big sammich.

Betheny
09-08-2004, 10:58 PM
Okay, is it wrong that the first thing I thought of was you alluding to 'eating' that particular area of the body?

Hulkein
09-09-2004, 03:40 AM
Omens is an asshole in game. Nothing more than a bully.

Xenostrus
09-09-2004, 03:45 AM
Omens is cool.

Psykos
09-09-2004, 07:12 AM
Xenostrus, aren't you Dion?

Shalla
09-09-2004, 10:24 AM
At first glance I thought that sandwich was something else..

Edit: Also, is that Omen's picture?

[Edited on 9-9-2004 by Lady Shalla]

Xenostrus
09-09-2004, 10:27 AM
yes I am. I find that I have a lot of fun with Dionisius but Xenostrus is my real character so dont be an ass to him. Kill Dionisius whenever you want, it only makes me laugh.

CrystalTears
09-09-2004, 10:27 AM
I don't even want to KNOW what that "something else" could possibly be.

Wezas
09-09-2004, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Lady Shalla
Edit: Also, is that Omen's picture?

[Edited on 9-9-2004 by Lady Shalla]

Yes.

Evidently his son got onto his computer and posted that picture (that was the story we got from Omens). He gave me the "ok" to post that picture because he has a decent sense of humor and found it amusing.

Makkah
09-09-2004, 12:17 PM
ROFL if that's Omens for real... I don't even have to make fun of him anymore. It's like calling a retarded person "stupid"

rht

MrThorbizzle
09-09-2004, 04:28 PM
Man I don't like either Omens or Grabbs...the idiots are finally killing eachother

Chadj
09-09-2004, 05:31 PM
Omens is awesome. :)

Tsa`ah
09-13-2004, 06:01 AM
Wash that hair and please don't breed anymore.

Mistomeer
09-13-2004, 09:50 AM
Omens is cool with me. And I don't know why he'd change his CS to that. I saw him hunting the other day and I don't remember what his exact CS was, but it was over 360.