Nieninque
09-08-2004, 10:50 AM
Four people were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first was
an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third was a chemist the
fourth was a Government Worker.
To show off, The Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-Square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and drew
a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was a pretty smart cat, but the Accountant said his
cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your
stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen
cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was really good, but the Chemist said his cat
could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up picked up a 500ml graduated cylinder, walked over to the
fridge, took out a liter of milk, got a 300 ml glass from the cupboard,
measured and poured exactly 275 ml of milk into the glass without
spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was good too. Then the three men turned to the
Government Worker and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government
worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,
pooped on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured
his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working
conditions, put in for Workers compensation, and went home on sick leave.
an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third was a chemist the
fourth was a Government Worker.
To show off, The Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-Square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and drew
a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was a pretty smart cat, but the Accountant said his
cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your
stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen
cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was really good, but the Chemist said his cat
could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up picked up a 500ml graduated cylinder, walked over to the
fridge, took out a liter of milk, got a 300 ml glass from the cupboard,
measured and poured exactly 275 ml of milk into the glass without
spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was good too. Then the three men turned to the
Government Worker and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government
worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,
pooped on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured
his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working
conditions, put in for Workers compensation, and went home on sick leave.