What The Hedgehog Says

[shad0ws0ngs]

Anyone have a log of this? It was at EG and there was a hedgehog themed poetry contest to see who won a hedgehog and this was Durakar's poem/song

[Methais]

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[JackWhisper]

As nuts as this was.... I'm embarrassed to say even I laughed, in a WOW I can't believe you did that sort of way.

Speaking to Durakar, Ysadiana exclaims, "Your turn!"
Durakar coughs.

Durakar recites melodically:

"Rolton goes baaa
Lynx goes m'rowr
Bat goes squeak
And marmot goes chirp."

Durakar recites melodically:

"Griffin goes kaaw
Squirrel goes bawk
And the mammoth goes toot."

Durakar recites melodically:

"Boars say growr
And kappa go blub
And the kiramon goes klik klik klack."

Durakar recites ominously:

"But theres one sound
That no one knows
What does the hedgie say?"

Durakar recites excitedly:

"Tee-tatee-tatee-tee-tee-tee!
Tatee-tatee-tatee-tee-tee-tee!
Tatee-tatee-tatee-tee-tee-tee!
What does the hedgie say?"

(Durakar points out towards all of you.)

Ysadiana begins chuckling at Durakar!

*Note: Nobody said shit when pointed at.*

s>raise eye
You give your eyebrow a little workout.
s>chuckle durakar
You chuckle at Durakar.

Durakar recites melodically:

"Beady little eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing toads
And rolling around."

Durakar recites melodically:

"Tiny eyes
Across the ground
Suddenly you're all balled up."

Durakar recites melodically:

"Your quills are stiff
So wonderous
Like an Arkati disguised."

Durakar recites excitedly:

"Wa-choo-wachoo-wachoo-choo-ho!
Wa-choo-wachoo-wachoo-choo-ho!
Wa-choo-wachoo-wachoo-choo-ho!
What does the hedgie say?"

(Durakar points out towards all of you.)

Xixtrataa melodically says, "Meow."
Xixtrataa peers quizzically at Durakar.
Galenblackbard says, "Wa-chooo wachooo."

Durakar recites wistfully:

"The secret of the hedgie
Long lost memory
Somewhere near in this mire
I know you're scurrying"

Durakar recites wistfully:

"What is your sound?
Will I ever know?
Will it always be a mystery?
What do you say?"

Durakar inclines his ear, but doesn't hear anything unusual.
Galenblackbard says, "Wa-chooo wachooo-ho."
Durakar grins at Galenblackbard.

s>whisper ooc ysad Okay I know that's clearly a ripoff of outworld, but even *I* laughed at Durakar
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Ysadiana, "Okay I know that's clearly a ripoff of outworld, but even *I* laughed at Durakar."
Durakar bows.
(OOC) Ysadiana's player whispers, "I actually did, too." <--- Fucking hilarious.

Enjoy.

[Zaigh]

I knew it wouldn't win. But why not have some good natured, light hearted fun I figured. :)

[JackWhisper]

I thought it was hilarious Durakar. Although I won't lie, I was a bit aghast that Eluss? Eliss? The guy that did the 3 line Haiku...he won? I just....no offense to him, a lot more people put a LOT more effort into theirs. Five people googled their shit. Just saying..wow.