Filswolf is a moron

[Coiner]

The voice of Filswolf says, "Again, Coinner,"
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The voice of Filswolf says, "Each time you kill me,"
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You feel less drained.
You feel fully energetic again.
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The voice of Filswolf says, "I kill you three fold."
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The voice of Filswolf asks, "Shall we end this now?"
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The voice of Filswolf asks, "Or continue it?"

You say, "Oh Filswolf...you fool."
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Wyrme chuckles.
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The voice of Filswolf says, "It really matters not to me."

Wyrme searches around for a moment.
Wyrme has spotted you!

You say, "I will kill you every single time I get the chance."
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Wyrme points at you, ruining your hiding place.
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You say, "Every single time."




Filswolf suddenly fades into view as a bolt of energy from a wand strikes him!
... 30 points of damage!
Skin and muscle roasted away leaving the ribs exposed on Filswolf's back!
He is stunned!



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You are now in an offensive stance.
>ambush fils
Great Lord Zandactyl's group just went north.
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Kandalas says, "What..."
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You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a silver-veined dark vultite battlesword at Filswolf!
AS: +284 vs DS: +159 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +87 = +253
A layer of shifting stone shatters!
... and hit for 127 points of damage!
Spinal cord damaged by smash to the back.

* Filswolf drops dead at your feet!

Filswolf loses some awareness.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Filswolf.
Filswolf becomes solid again.
Filswolf suddenly appears less powerful.
Filswolf glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Filswolf no longer bristles with energy.
Filswolf appears somehow different.
The bright luminescence fades from around Filswolf.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Filswolf suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Filswolf.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Filswolf.

A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the night watchman!"

Roundtime: 7 sec.
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* Filswolf just bit the dust!
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Don't fuck with me, Canadian Coiner
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[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Tsa`ah]

[Artha]

Why not show the (I think) 3 other times he's gotten you tonight?

[Chadj]

AHAHHAHAHAHA.
Yeah, I was after Shumpster, and the wand failed. Thus, the shittiness of Arkans.

Hold on, let me get the 5 logs of me killing him tonight.

[Shari]

I just can't stop laughing at the fact that "Coiner" is posting in the character complaints thread.

[Chadj]

One

You gesture at Coinner.
CS: +196 - TD: +111 + CvA: +2 + d100: +87 - -5 == +179
Warding failed!
You blast Coinner for 8 points of damage.
... 45 points of damage!
Neck completely incinerated; Coinner's head drops to the ground and rolls to your feet!

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!

Coinner returns to normal color.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Two

You gesture at Coinner.
CS: +196 - TD: +111 + CvA: +2 + d100: +95 - -5 == +187
Warding failed!
You blast Coinner for 66 points of damage.
... 39 points of damage!
Flame burns everything but the bones from Coinner's left hand.
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Strike...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Coinner.
CS: +196 - TD: +111 + CvA: +2 + d100: +98 - -5 == +190
Warding failed!
You blast Coinner for 36 points of damage.
... 39 points of damage!
Right hand reduced to smoking ash. Too bad, would have come in handy.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!


Three

You gesture at Coinner.
CS: +196 - TD: +111 + CvA: +2 + d100: +87 - -5 == +179
Warding failed!
You blast Coinner for 76 points of damage.
... 68 points of damage!
Back burnt to the bone. Smoke curls up from what's left of Coinner.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!


Four
You gesture at Coinner.
CS: +196 - TD: +111 + CvA: +2 + d100: +97 - -5 == +189
Warding failed!
You blast Coinner for 73 points of damage.
... 39 points of damage!
Left leg burned off at the knee. Ouch.
Coinner screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

>You gesture at Coinner.
CS: +196 - TD: +111 + CvA: +2 + d100: +60 - -5 == +152
Warding failed!
You blast Coinner for 77 points of damage.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!


Five

You gesture at Coinner.
CS: +196 - TD: +111 + CvA: +2 + d100: +61 - -5 == +153
Warding failed!
You blast Coinner for 43 points of damage.
... 49 points of damage!
A large patch of flesh is seared off Coinner's back.
He is stunned!
Coinner is knocked over by the blast!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

>You gesture at Coinner.
CS: +196 - TD: +111 + CvA: +2 + d100: +70 - -5 == +162
Warding failed!
You blast Coinner for 66 points of damage.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!




And Shumpster

Shumpster suddenly fades into view.
Shumpster gestures at you.
Shumpster hurls a roaring ball of fire at you!
AS: +207 vs DS: +274 with AvD: +70 + d100 roll: +60 = +63
A clean miss.

The ground beneath Shumpster begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 10 points of damage!
Blow connects right below left eye!
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to left leg. Gonna need lots of butter.
He is knocked to the ground!
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to abdomen, Shumpster shrieks in pain!
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to right arm. Gonna need lots of butter.
The ground then quickly cools.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

>You gesture at Shumpster.
The ground beneath Shumpster begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 10 points of damage!
Brushing blow to left hand.
... 50 points of damage!
Permanently debilitating burns across stomach.

* Shumpster drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Shumpster.
The layer of stone surrounding Shumpster crumbles away.
The deep blue glow leaves Shumpster.
Shumpster appears somehow different.
Shumpster seems to lose some dexterity.
The bright luminescence fades from around Shumpster.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Shumpster.
Shumpster becomes solid again.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Shumpster suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The light blue glow leaves Shumpster.

[Chadj]

AHAHAHHAHA <3 Tsa'ah and his editing skillz.

Also, I now owe you 3 more deaths.

[Chadj]

And now, time for random logs of Coinner dieing!

My first time killing him, ever.

You thrust with a sonic lance at Coinner!
AS: +298 vs DS: +69 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +57 = +321
... and hit for 136 points of damage!
Right leg mangled horribly.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 5 sec.



Yay 4 Celexei

Celexei swings a twin-bladed Ardenai battleaxe at Coinner!
AS: +186 vs DS: +62 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +55 = +216
... and hits for 103 points of damage!
Awesome shot collapses a lung!

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!


And for Bob

Bobmuhthol swings a claidhmore at Coinner!
AS: +224 vs DS: +165 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +33 = +120
... and hits for 35 points of damage!
Gruesome slash to Coinner's throat!
That stings... for about a second.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Coinner.
The dim aura fades from around Coinner.
The deep blue glow leaves Coinner.
The light blue glow leaves Coinner.


Too much pwnage to leave out.


Xenosphere swings a sonic falchion at Coinner!
AS: +518 vs DS: +239 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +78 = +389
... and hits for 115 points of damage!
Left hip pulped, severing the leg.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!

Painful much? Looks like you lose


You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Coinner!
AS: +246 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +49 = +238
... and hit for 120 points of damage!
Horrifying jolt of electricity fries abdomen to a crisp. Upper torso falls to the ground. Talk about repugnant!

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!

Coinner appears less secure.
The guiding force leaves Coinner.
The deep blue glow leaves Coinner.
The powerful look leaves Coinner.
The dim aura fades from around Coinner.
The light blue glow leaves Coinner.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

And you lose again...

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Coinner!
AS: +334 vs DS: +65 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +100 = +408
... and hit for 153 points of damage!
Terrible shock to neck fuses larynx shut. A painful death follows.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!


And again...

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Coinner!
AS: +285 vs DS: +66 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +11 = +269
... and hit for 121 points of damage!
Massive electrical shock to abdomen turns muscle tissue into a crispy bubbled mess. Not pretty.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!




<3


[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Chadj]

[Chadj]

PS:
Feel free for anyone to add their own

[Chadj]

You are visible again.
You gesture at Coinner.
CS: +196 - TD: +111 + CvA: +2 + d100: +96 - -5 == +188
Warding failed!
You blast Coinner for 58 points of damage.
... 68 points of damage!
Fire completely surrounds Coinner. Blood boils and heart stops.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!

Coinner becomes solid again.




Theres one of the three deaths I owe you.

[Toxicvixen]

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!

That Sentence just never seems to get old does it? :D

[Psykos]

Chadj get a fucking life. If I didn't know better I'd say you like this kid.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Psykos
Chadj get a fucking life. If I didn't know better I'd say you like this kid.

No, Chadj has testicles, whereas Coinner has a gaping mangina.

[Chadj]

Dear Psykos,

You post where no one likes you, for a game you apparently don't play. Go get laid. And then shoot yourself non-fatally.

Love,
Chad

[Nieninque]

Coinner: "Snowdrop, wanna duel"
Snowdrop: "Bring it"
time passes...
Snowdrop: Coinner?
more time passes....
Snowdrop: Coinner?
even more time passes....
Snowdrop: Nancy

[Joxter]

Where does all the pwning of Coinner been taking place? I want to bring popcorn and watch the festivities.

[StrayRogue]

Thats alot of DR. Coinner is a tool.

[The Cat In The Hat]

I already posted my three or so coinner deaths, but here they are again. *I* only killed him once though, he warn interacted me :loser:

You gesture at Coinner.
You concentrate intently on Coinner, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Coinner!
CS: +427 - TD: +81 + CvA: +2 + d100: +38 - -5 == +391
Warding failed!
Coinner shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Coinner is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 33 points of damage!
Hard blow to chest breaking ribs!
Hard to breathe!

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!


A shadowy figure leaps from hiding to attack!
The figure swings a pearl-handled black vultite axe at Coinner!
AS: +336 vs DS: +3 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +57 = +422
... and hits for 111 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into lungs.

* Coinner drops dead at your feet!


Someone mutters, "Murder by XXXXXX! Call the Dwarven deputy!"

The figure quickly disappears from view.
> * Coinner just bit the dust!



And then my favorite...

Coinner says, "I have a 20K scrip for someone to cast unpoison on me please."


You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.

>You gesture at Coinner.
Strands of webbing shoot forth towards Coinner.
CS: +378 - TD: +81 + CvA: +2 + d100: +35 - -5 == +339
Warding failed!
Coinner is firmly webbed in place.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You say, "Damn it."

You say, "Wrong spell."

>You ask, "Oops?"

>You say, "We dont want your scrip."

>Woodweavar gestures.
Woodweavar's skin takes on a more pinkish tint.

You say, "We want you to leave."

>Woodweavar says, "Oops."

>Woodweavar says, "Unpoisoned myself."


* Coinner drops dead at your feet!

[Wezas]

Sadly, I haven't killed Coinner so this is all I have to offer.

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/coinner.jpg

[Kuyuk]

AHAHAHAHAH Filswolf DIED BY Coinner!!!

OMFG DUDE YOU FKING SUCK!!!!!!

I dont care how many times you kill him. He killed you! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

K.

[Chadj]

As a wizard, and like level, it is quite easy to be killed by ANYONE who ambushes :).

Coinner has never, and will never, kill MY character, Chadj.

[Betheny]

Being a pure, pretty much anyone can kill you under the right circumstances. Don't really think that's anything to be ashamed of.

[Meos]

This thread needs more pwnage of Chad in it.

[Chadj]

There isn't a lot of pwnage of Chadj.

There might be some of Filswolf, but not much.

[Meos]

:banghead: Chadj, Finiswolf... It doesn't matter to me.

[Chadj]

Filswolf. Not Finiswolf.

I do not own Filswolf, but I play him. However, the owner of Finiswolf, and the owner of Filswolf, are two seperate people (Filswolf was sold).

Well, again, you might get some of Filswolf, and I think Sillvento managed to get Chadj on an open implode, but thats all I can think of right now.

[The Cat In The Hat]

I'll come kill you Chadj, just to give people something to talk about.

[Axhinde]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
I'll come kill you Chadj, just to give people something to talk about.

I'll watch.

[StrayRogue]

http://www.members.cox.net/zommbdead/Klaive.html

BEST.
SITE.
EVER.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

OMG. Someone is King Pwner and it is not Klaive.

I give it two thumbs up and a snap.

[Nakiro]

That link was retardedly funny.

[DeV]

Not to mention that guy looks like a stuffed midget sumo wrestler from first glance.

[The Cat In The Hat]

Um... I am King Pwner then, I made that LOL

I thought he looked like he needed to take a shit...

My wands are flawless. You.. JUST SUCK 2 BADD 2 USE DISPLL INVISO WANDZ HAHAHAHRorlf

btw: Nice kills.

- Arkans

[Merzbow]

Coinner, some words of advice.

I don't think you're an unintelligent person. You certainly are capable of being a productive member of Elanthian society. Although my words are probably going to go to waste, please consider these suggestions:

1. Dump those pissant lackeys called Shumpster and Sillvento and their experience point proclaiming, gansta-rap lyric singing ways. Unlike you, they are at least too goddamn stupid to even realize the difference between OOC and IC.

2. Take a break from the realms for one or two months, just to let things cool down.

3. Log back in and keep to yourself for another couple months. Don't steal, initiate conflict, etc. Just quietly go out and hunt, pick boxes, and keep your mouth shut.

Take it or leave it.

[Chadj]

I find Sillvento to be more reasonable than Coinner. I have offered to end this with Coinner countless times. I only needed to offer twice with Sillvento.