I got written up

[Percocet]

So I was playing beer pong last night in the dorm and all of a sudden 30 people came in. All throughout the night they were walking in and out, in and out... finally, we just said, "If you step out, you stay out."

It was too late though, the RA on duty came in and busted us all :rolleyes:

He told us to dump all the beer in the sink, but when I took it in the bathroom I decided I'd rather not waste my money and would be better off emptying it in my stomach instead. (Ever try drinking a full six-pack within 2 minutes? wow... that was an experience)

So after the RA left I went to another room and took shots :lol:

Anyway, now I have to talk to the head hancho lady of the school, pay a $35 fine and take a 4 hour online alcoholic awareness class. :(

[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Percocet]

[StrayRogue]

I'm glad I was allowed to drink legally at 18.

[Percocet]

Doesn't matter if you're of legal age or not.

[Chadj]

:violin:

[StrayRogue]

Course it doesn't. However it did mean while at college we could party all day and not get busted.

[Percocet]

Originally posted by Chadj
:violin:

If I was looking for pity I would have asked. Was just trying to be social, prick.

[Snapp]

That sucks. Hope you learned to be more careful!

[Betheny]

Oh God, I don't even want to think about drinking.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Percocet

Originally posted by Chadj
:violin:

If I was looking for pity I would have asked. Was just trying to be social, prick.

Don't worry. He'll find out how rough life is soon enough. He's a kid, don't mind him.

Man I had to rewrite this post like five times because each time I sounded more and more like a bitch. I need a vacation.

[peam]

Sorry to hear that, Percocet. I had a few friends who lived on campus last year and ended up getting busted. Thankfully, I've never had to put up with the bullshit that comes with living on campus.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by CrystalTears

Originally posted by Percocet

Originally posted by Chadj
:violin:

If I was looking for pity I would have asked. Was just trying to be social, prick.

Don't worry. He'll find out how rough life is soon enough. He's a kid, don't mind him.

Man I had to rewrite this post like five times because each time I sounded more and more like a bitch. I need a vacation.

You say that like there's something wrong with being a bitch...

[Soulpieced]

Mwahaha, I never got a strike or written up all throughout college.... I rule!

[Percocet]

<<You say that like there's something wrong with being a bitch... >>

Nothing wrong with that :smug:

<<Sorry to hear that, Percocet.>>

Thanks. Yah, living on campus is such a bitch. I'm a transfer student so I already had my year on campus, I'm getting sick of it. I'm looking at apartments this semester and getting the hell out of the dorms.

[peam]

I transferred after 2 years at a community college and went straight into an apartment.

[Percocet]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
Mwahaha, I never got a strike or written up all throughout college.... I rule!

lol, yah, this will be my first. I really blame it on the people who kept walking in and out, it was originally only supposed to be four. Stupid floaters :rolleyes:

[Percocet]

Originally posted by peam
I transferred after 2 years at a community college and went straight into an apartment.

Smart move!

[Chadj]

If I was looking for pity I would have asked. Was just trying to be social, prick.


<<Sorry to hear that, Percocet.>>

Thanks. (blah blah blah)


Hypocrit alert.

Looks like the guy who can't take a joke loses at living.

[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Chadj]

They just made my dorm non-smoking so stop bitching. Smoking anything will entail a write-up, possible expulsion, and from what I hear, an ass-whooping from my old RA.

[Chadj]

<<Don't worry. He'll find out how rough life is soon enough. He's a kid, don't mind him. >>

Also, I've been busted for posession of alcahol as a minor.. I got off because the cop was nice, but I lost all priviledges to everything when he dropped me off at home. I am aware as to how much stuff sucks sometimes.

[Edaarin]

I would have done the same thing. When you drink on grounds, you do it knowing that it's not allowed. If I caught someone drinking the beer instead of emptying it out, I'd hit them with a Non-Compliance VSOC (Violation of Standards of Conduct) as well as with one for possession.

You fit 30+ people in a suite? And chugged 6 beers in 2 minutes? This story reeks of bullshit.

EDIT: Yes, I am an RA.

[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Edaarin]

[Chadj]

I could chug 3.5 in 2 minutes.. Never tried for 6 before. Would it be possible?

[StrayRogue]

Question: What the hell is an RA?

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Chadj
<<Don't worry. He'll find out how rough life is soon enough. He's a kid, don't mind him. >>

Also, I've been busted for posession of alcahol as a minor.. I got off because the cop was nice, but I lost all priviledges to everything when he dropped me off at home. I am aware as to how much stuff sucks sometimes.

Well then stop being a baby. If you have nothing constructive to add to the conversation, STFU. Your violin was just enough to make me want to pull out the bitch card and play it all night.

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Question: What the hell is an RA?

Resident Nazi.

[Soulpieced]

Resident Advisor: A person to babysit the stoopid freshman and sophomores on campus at a college (university to you foreigners).

[Percocet]

First, Edaarin, I think you should check yourself, because I don't smell anything here. There only shit you'll be smelling is probably what you stepped in on the way in the door.

I'm not gonna lie, the suite was cramped. But there was still enough room for people to maneuver their way around.

Second, Chaadj, I'm not a hypocrite. A guy sympathized, I thanked him. It's like I said, I'm not looking for pity, I'm only trying to socialize by bringing a recent event in my life up as the topic. Have you not read that I was talking with peam about dorms and whatnot? That's called socializing.

Third, Stan, I'm not bitching. I'm actually relatively cool with the whole matter. Yah, I got written up and I'll take the blame willingly because I know it's against campus policies to have done what I did. However, it's like I said, I'm peeved at the amount of people that kept coming in and out. I've been drinking on campus like this for the past year, I should have known better to kick them all out in the first place (or as some as you tight asses might say, "Oh, if you had known better you wouldn't have drank in the first place" ... take the stick out of your fucking ass and go have some fun). Also, there are designated areas for smoking on campus here. Consider yourself lucky you had the privilege of smoking dorm in your life. I never had.

It was stupid, but hey, I had fun overall.

[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Percocet]

[StrayRogue]

You get babysitters?? Wtf. Half the fun of going to uni was escaping all that BS. Setting the kitchen on fire, vomiting in the shower etc was all part of the learning curve.

[Chadj]

(post directed at CT.)

My violin was in jest.

If you don't like it, suck on a monkey and shut the fuck up. :)

It's the internet, hun. Bitch all you want.

[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Chadj]

[CrystalTears]

I wish I had lived in a dorm when I went to college. I may have enjoyed college more.

[Percocet]

I think first years should live in the dorm. If even for a semester, it's a good experience. But once you get the experience, get the hell out.

[Soulpieced]

I wish I had lived in a dorm when I went to college. I may have enjoyed college more.

.

Really? Maybe if you spent less time on your back with your ankles behind your ears during college you would have had more fun :lol:


*The above quote was plagiarized from Family Guy and may or may not infer that CrystalTears spent any time on her back with her ankles above her head while she was in college.

[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Soulpieced]

[StrayRogue]

[i]Originally posted by Soulpieced


Really? Maybe if you spent less time on your back with your ankles behind your ears during college you would have had more fun :lol:

Well trainee gynecologists need people to practice on too. I think we should all thank CT for the sacrifice she made in regards to advancement in the science of woman medicine.

OBGYN PhD > OBGYN MD

[Snapp]

:rofl:

[Edaarin]

You come off as either (1) full of shit or (2) a complete waste of life who kills his parents' money as an Art History or Jazz major.

Here's why.

Your handle. You get ripped off of a narcotic, good for you.

Slamming 6 beers in 2 minutes would also net you a BAC of about 0.145 if you're 180 lbs. Then you went to take shots, huh. Right.

I have residents that act like they're the shit. I can't wait for them to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and walk home missing some teeth. Lose the fucking attitude or you're going to get eaten alive.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
I wish I had lived in a dorm when I went to college. I may have enjoyed college more.

.

Really? Maybe if you spent less time on your back with your ankles behind your ears during college you would have had more fun :lol:


*The above quote was plagiarized from Family Guy and may or may not infer that CrystalTears spent any time on her back with her ankles above her head while she was in college.

[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Soulpieced]

:lol2: Okay that was funny. SO wasn't expecting that one.

And yeah I was on my back, that's what made it tolerable! ;)

[Percocet]

You need some attitude re-adjustment, Edaarin.

First and foremost, I'm a computer science major and an english minor. Last I checked my GPA was around 3.40.

Second, I pay for college, not my parents.

Yes, I did everything I said I did. I drank an assload of beer, then I took shots. Yah, I've got a hazey period in my memory from about 3am to 6am, but do I care? Not at all. Is it good for my body? No fucking way in hell. I was having fun at least up to that 3am check off point, that I know for sure. I can only assume I had fun afterwards.

I'm away from the shackles of the parental home and I'm young. I know my responsibilities and I'm going to have fun when I have a day off.

FUCK YOU and your know all pissy attitude which you think gives you the right to judge my character and who I am. I do what I do because I enjoy doing it.

Just because you can't do it and just because you don't like it doesn't mean I can't and I don't as well.

My handle is named after Percocet because I like percocet. I stopped my pill-popping and marijuana smoking and cigarette smoking because I wasn't enjoying it as much as I used to. I take it now for my migraines and only that, because lemme tell ya how much those headaches hurt!


Lastly, if I were to mouth off to someone it'd be for a reason and would definitely be because they deserve it (like you, right now). I'd welcome them to take a swing at me, I'd like to know how long they'd last against someone with four years of Taekwondo and Jujitsu under their belt.

Piss off Edaarin, people like you ruin the world.

[Tsa`ah]

I lucked out my first two years. Stoner RAs are the best.

6 beers in 2 minutes is much, but if you're already shit faced you won't notice the three you wear in the attempt.

During my not so innocent years I was able to down 5 12 oz cups in under 2 minutes with no spillage, of course my ability to retain 60 oz of keg fluid was very inferior to my ability to drink it.

The dorm I got stuck with was the known as the Hall of Terrors. Plenty of write ups were handed out but the key to avoiding write ups is to not be caught at the scene.

[imported_Kranar]

RAs??? No drinking allowed on campus???

Originally posted by Kranar
RAs??? No drinking allowed on campus???

If you think the RA's are bad, try living next to the .. cower .. RC. :scared:

[Snapp]

Originally posted by Percocet
I stopped my pill-popping and marijuana smoking and cigarette smoking because I wasn't enjoying it as much as I used to.

I'm sorry if I misunderstood... but didn't you just argue like two days ago how much you loved cigarette smoking? I seem to remember a few pages in a thread about it, actually.

[Sean]

In 5 years I've been written up once and it was because my roommate set off the smoke detector on 4/20. However I went to my meeting for it and got it excused. Best of luck to you.

[Meos]

That really sucks dude. I got a drinking ticket one time at school and I had to go to a alcohol abuse class and write a 5 page paper on the dangers of drinking :jerkit:

On RAs... The girl who ran our floor was scared to death of me and my roomate when a mutual lady friend of ours almost kicked the shit out of her for walking into our room and not knocking. After that she didn't come around almost at all, and when she did, she deffinitly knocked first.

[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Meos]

[Sean]

PS. I did however have to pump out a keg on my roommates lawn when the cops came to a party we threw because some underage people were there. They showed up because there was a fight and someone called them :(

[Shari]

:cry:

My parents are paying for me to get my BFA in Photography.

Die plz, Edaarin, you hurted my feelings!

This post is one of the major reasons why I am so glad I didn't live on campus.

and....did you WILLINGLY become an RA?

*Note: All of this post made in jest (aside from the BFA, yes I really am wasting my parents money on it) so please refrain from biting my head off because you've misinterpreted what I've written.

[Betheny]

oh man, you're totally going to be a wedding photographer.

[Chadj]

She'll photgraph your wedding.

AND she'll do photographs of your children.

[GSLeloo]

I just spoke to my friend Ali, her freshman year at some catholic school, and she got caught in the boys dorms and now has to see their dean and pay $50.

[Faent]

>>Ever try drinking a full six-pack within 2 minutes? wow... that was an experience -Percocet

>>now I have to... take... a 4 hour online alcoholic awareness class.... -Percocet

Sounds like you need it.

-Scott

[Shari]

Nah. I doubt I'll do photography for a living simply BECAUSE most professional jobs require you to take portraits of weddings and snot-nosed brats. No thank you.

I'd like to follow more along the lines of Edward Weston but we can always dream, right?

my roomate is a photo major and his classes are fucking 5 hours long. :wtf:

[Shari]

Yeah. Any art major has fucking rediculously long classes. That is because studio courses are usually 3 hours long. You can't expect to get much done in a photo class with the typical 1hr 15min classes. I mean hell, it takes that long just to set up and take down chemistry. Same goes for setting up easels, paints, oxygen tanks, measuring, (for you sculpture majors).

[Percocet]

<<I'm sorry if I misunderstood... but didn't you just argue like two days ago how much you loved cigarette smoking? I seem to remember a few pages in a thread about it, actually.>>

I argued over an aspect of smoking, yes. I also do absolutely love the act of smoking, but that doesn't mean I can't quit smoking cigarettes. ;)

That's what store bought tobacco and hookas are for!

[Percocet]

My entertainment technology class rules!

My homework is to find 5 free online games from different websites that everyone can play in class. I'm sooo using KOL as one of them

damn. I want to take that class.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Slamming 6 beers in 2 minutes would also net you a BAC of about 0.145 if you're 180 lbs. Then you went to take shots, huh. Right.>>

To be fair, I had a BAC of about .175 when I drank, and I was still pretty coherent. If you care for the specifics.. 125 pounds, 5 shots of 80 proof vodka, 1 hour.

[Percocet]

The class has a mandatory week trip to Las Vegas so we can go to gaming conventions and meet the head people of EA, Blizzard, etc.

It's so nice.

[Edited on 9-7-2004 by Percocet]

[Nieninque]

I saw someone drink a pint once in about 3 seconds. He just seemed to open his throat and pour the drink in. It was amazing.
He could only do it for the first drink though, as he was too bloated to do it again.

[Soulpieced]

Some guy who was friends with the guys that lived in the apartment across from me could bong a beer in less than 2 seconds. Fastest bong ever. He had the ability to just open his throat and the beer just disappears.

[HouseofElves]

I share a suit with five other girls and we could easily fit around 15 people in our common area and then some in the bedrooms. And it sucks you got busted, I normally gave my residents a warning first when I was an RA, but then I realized residential life was controlled by the devil and quit. But I totally feel for ya. Can you just not have any alcohol at all on campus? I had to get my own mini fridge for my room to keep my stash in because their are girls in the suite who aren't 21 so it can't be taken out of my room! Crie.

[Percocet]

It's harder to not drink on campus. I'm up in the mountains and, unlike last year where I was in Philly and could walk everywhere, you actually need transportation to get to a friend's apartment or house.

Otherwise, you could go to the beach and drink, but that's just silly to drag a beer pong table out there at night when you can just lounge about on it during the day. Not to mention there isn't that much light out there... and it could be cold... and / or windy...

[DeV]

Originally posted by Percocet
It's harder to not drink on campus. I'm up in the mountains and, unlike last year where I was in Philly and could walk everywhere, you actually need transportation to get to a friend's apartment or house.
Ahhhh dorm life. Brings back memories. The parties we would throw and cram like 15-20 people in one small ass dorm room. Those were the days.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Percocet
I take it now for my migraines and only that, because lemme tell ya how much those headaches hurt!Try intravenous nitro. I hear it works wonders.

Also, I pity the fools that go to Catholic colleges. Catholic high school is tolerable because you DON'T live there.

[Percocet]

I pity anyone who goes to any catholic school.

-shudder-

5 years at catholic school (kindergarten to 4th).... -shudder-

[Percocet]

:grin: I got off with a VC (Verbal Contract). Basically, a VC says if I'm in a room again, with alcohol and whether or not I'm drinking, I'm gonna get a strike.

So I don't have anything against me, essentially.

-sigh of relief-