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Kuyuk
09-05-2004, 10:01 PM
[Roll result: 198 (open d100: 41) Penalties: 4]
You kick at Loklaron's groin and connect! Loklaron's mouth opens, but all that comes out is a tiny, high-pitched gasp.
...22 damage!

* Loklaron drops dead at your feet!


A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the night watchman!"

Roundtime: 5 sec.


rofl.


K.

Artha
09-05-2004, 10:06 PM
I have always wanted to do that. :thumbsup:

AnticorRifling
09-06-2004, 12:48 AM
>cman feint jastio
[Roll result: 203 (open d100: 77) Penalties: -10]
You feint to the right, Jastio buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!

It's more fun doing CMANs as a wizard. They never expect it.

Nakiro
09-06-2004, 03:29 AM
What level of proficency are you in feint?

AnticorRifling
09-06-2004, 10:53 AM
Fairly high. I use it all the time hunting black forest ogres and they are at least 7 lvls over me

Meos
09-06-2004, 11:00 AM
I think I'm gonna pickup a rank or two in dirt kick and see how I like it. Not so much for hunting, but it'd be fun for people like jastio.

AnticorRifling
09-06-2004, 11:01 AM
Yeah I got arrested for slapping Jastio last night. He slapped me so I slapped back....with stone fist.

Meos
09-06-2004, 11:04 AM
lol... I love it when people slap me.

Kuyuk
09-08-2004, 06:48 PM
Muwahahahaha

>
Ramein is revealed from hiding.
Ramein fires a forest green arrow at you!
You evade the missile!
The forest green arrow streaks off into the distance!
R>
You feel fully energetic again.
R>
Vidcous just came crawling in.
R>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
A dagger comes flying into the room and settles down onto the ground.
>amb ram
You swing a battle-worn faenor-edged hatchet at Ramein!
AS: +280 vs DS: +135 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +62 = +239
... and hit for 55 points of damage!
Left kneecap smashed into pulp.
She is knocked to the ground!
She is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
A swirling grey-blue mist slowly fills the area. It begins to spin faster and faster, congealing into a large upright disk. The mist slows its spinning and within the swirling vapors you can make out an opening.
R>
Sunnan gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
R>cman gkick ram
Lord Dorge just arrived.
>
Lord Asahel just arrived.
>
Lord Dorge just went south.
>
Krystala just came out of a swirling mist, dragging Briggadune with her.
The swirling mist begins to speed up as it spirals back into the opening and fades away.
>
Lord Asahel just went west.
>
[Roll result: 149 (open d100: 42) Penalties: -1]
You kick at Ramein's groin and connect! For just a moment, Ramein's face goes entirely motionless.
...19 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Lord Asahel just arrived.
R>cman gkick ram
...wait 1 seconds.
R>cman gkick ram
[Roll result: 160 (open d100: 53) Penalties: -1]
You kick at Ramein's groin and connect! For just a moment, Ramein's face goes entirely motionless.
...18 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Vidcous laughs!
R>cman gkick ram
...wait 2 seconds.
R>cman gkick ram
...wait 2 seconds.
R>
Dortren smiles at Krystala.
R>cman gkick ram
...wait 1 seconds.
R>cman gkick ram
[Roll result: 171 (open d100: 74) Penalties: 9]
You kick at Ramein's groin and connect! Ramein's eyes snap wide open.
...18 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Krystala warmly says, "Thanks hun."
R>
Alarke just arrived.
R>
Lord Dorge just arrived.
R>
Lord Dorge just went north.
R>cman gkick ram
...wait 2 seconds.
R>
Krystala grabs Briggadune and tries to drag him, but he doesn't budge.
R>cman gkick ram
...wait 1 seconds.
R>cman gkick ram
...wait 1 seconds.
R>
You hear very soft footsteps.
>cman gkick ram
[Roll result: 138 (open d100: 41) Penalties: 9]
You kick at Ramein's groin and connect! For just a moment, Ramein's face goes entirely motionless.
...14 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
You hear very soft footsteps.
R>
You hear very soft footsteps.
R>
Krystala grabs Briggadune's body and drags it north.
R>
Pyrothaxus just went north.
R>cman gkick ram
...wait 2 seconds.
R>cman gkick ram
...wait 1 seconds.
R>
The grey wolf looks around suspiciously.
R>cman gkick ram
...wait 1 seconds.
R>cman gkick ram
[Roll result: 165 (open d100: 68) Penalties: 9]
You kick at Ramein's groin and connect! Ramein's mouth opens, but all that comes out is a tiny, high-pitched gasp.
...22 damage!

* Ramein drops dead at your feet!


A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Rivalyn has committed murder!"

Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
* Ramein just bit the dust!
R>
Falconbroom just arrived.
R>
Dermmond just arrived.
R>
A passing goodman suddenly points a finger at you! "Hey! I recognize you! You're the banned outlaw, Rivalyn. Someone call for the law, quickly!"

A number of deputies charge in, led by the town constable.

With great ease, the town constable grabs you and shackles your wrists.

"Ah-ha! The boys at Helga's said I might find something interesting here," says the town constable.
The town constable then drags you off.

Artha
09-08-2004, 06:50 PM
Such a wonderful person to kill that way. You're lucky she didn't slam.

Kuyuk
09-08-2004, 06:51 PM
The bailiff says, "Rivalyn is charged with 1 count of murder. Rivalyn is charged with 1 count of high crimes against the state. These 2 crimes carry a total fine of 958800 silvers."


Guess they dont like that kinda killing?


K.

Betheny
09-08-2004, 07:02 PM
You're banished, ha ha ha!

Kuyuk
09-08-2004, 07:06 PM
Yeah, I just noticed that. Fuckin bastards.


You have committed 25 crimes in Wehnimer's Landing in the last six months. They are:
2 counts of assault
2 counts of petty theft
19 counts of murder
1 count of high crimes against the state
1 count of endangering public safety

You have committed 2 crimes in Kharam Dzu in the last six months. They are:
2 counts of murder

You have committed 1 crimes in Solhaven in the last six months. They are:
1 count of murder

You have committed 6 crimes in River's Rest in the last six months. They are:
5 counts of murder
1 count of endangering public safety

You have committed 1 crimes in Icemule Trace in the last six months. They are:
1 count of theft

You have committed 5 crimes in Ta'Illistim in the last six months. They are:
5 counts of murder


Feh!


K.

*Edited to add: The theft in mule was because I forgot 5 silvers to get in the gate. And they changed it so you cannot steal from the guards. Punks. After I got busted, I hid and snuck through anyway.

K.

[Edited on 9-8-2004 by Kuyuk]

Betheny
09-08-2004, 07:07 PM
I never break the law. :(

09-08-2004, 07:07 PM
Damn.

That was a mugging.

Nieninque
09-08-2004, 07:09 PM
Fucking hell
I was banished from Vaalor for killing three people
All of them Alcoven/Lymbo (Rarr without the dress)

19 fucking killings?
And Filswolf was banished for 28 or something?!?!?!

Kuyuk
09-08-2004, 07:12 PM
I spread mine out? :) After my fines got over 100k I went away for about 2 weeks and when I came back, they were back down to about 25k. My last fine was 210k, but I planned on hopping the boat to teras which was leaving as I got out of jail, I paid the 1m, ran and got my shit, and missed the boat. Hell of a time.


K.

Betheny
09-08-2004, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Nieninque
Fucking hell
I was banished from Vaalor for killing three people
All of them Alcoven/Lymbo (Rarr without the dress)

19 fucking killings?
And Filswolf was banished for 28 or something?!?!?!

He probably spread them out, and he also probably was a citizen.

Kuyuk
09-08-2004, 07:19 PM
I wasnt a citizen. :(

If I buy a bunch of shit can I become one? :-D



K.

Chadj
09-08-2004, 07:36 PM
Fils was outted after 18 kills.

10 of which were Michaelous, 2 of which were Foxs, 3 were Coinner, 1 was Dwai.. I dunno the other ones.

[Edited on 9-8-2004 by Chadj]

Psykos
09-08-2004, 08:29 PM
I was just informed that you use a scorecard when you kill people? Thats really original... And here I was starting to chum up to you.

Gkick is a cooler cman. Useless for hunting though..

Feinting wizards are the best, very much worth the CMAN investment.


Originally posted by Nieninque
Fucking hell
I was banished from Vaalor for killing three people
All of them Alcoven/Lymbo (Rarr without the dress)

19 fucking killings?
And Filswolf was banished for 28 or something?!?!?!