Forum wide cyber

[Gelston]

I take off my pants, exposing my massive pustule covered pulsing penis

(Continue this story on, girl be girls guys be guys, well, it doesn't matter I guess)

[Tenlaar]

I eat it.

[Tisket]

I hand Gelston a triple thick condom, bend over, and say, "Do me, baby!"

[Gelston]

With my partially eaten penis, I infect Tisket with zombieism. Because condoms don't stop that shit, no matter how thick.

(Only took two posts to turn this into zombie cyber!)

[Tenlaar]

I pick bits of your penis out of my teeth and lick my lips seductively, a single tooth dropping sexily to the floor.

[Tisket]

I feel the virus racing through my system. Brains. I want brains. I take a moment to hope that I'm one of the fast zombies and not one of the slow, shambling kind.

[Tisket]

lol @ sexy tooth dropping

[Gelston]

(I don't know how to not make this extremely disgusting, maybe this was a bad idea)

I pull out of Tisket and spray zombie pustule juice all over. Hitting everyone else in the immediate area.

[Tenlaar]

I moan softly as your dusty man juice splatters across my open wounds, mixing with my mostly coagulated blood in an erotic dance that is older than time.

[Tisket]

And it was a big crowd because everyone likes zombie porn. Everyone screams as the juice hits them and they all start to writhe, and not the good kind of writhing. Soon we are surrounded by zombies. That's some powerful love juice you produce.

[Dayko]

Takes in the juice as it hits him. He smiles with a wicked, but lustful expression as he turns into a sex-craved, brain eating zombie. He turns to a stranded, innocent looking woman and chases after and finally within his grasp, he fucks her with his massive zombie penis while he feasts on her delicious head, pulling her flesh off bit by bit until he reaches the woman's skull. (As gnarly as I can get in the morning with one cup of coffee)

[Tgo01]

http://i.imgur.com/9TOrzXf.gif

[Latrinsorm]

The chest protector saved Drebin the first time, but his full body condom is no match for my gentle, zombified lovemaking. He's momentarily distracted by his wife's electrified sex dress (and the faint aroma of her putrescent flesh being cooked by said electricity) but I up the ante by googling "Jane Drebin" and obtaining this image...

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130816110057/tvtropesmirror/images/a/a5/Phantom_blot_epic_mickey.jpg

...he suckles my fingers thoughtfully before grinding them against the stumps caused by my vigorous typing, bringing me to thorough orgasm.