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AlahnnaDenale
09-04-2004, 05:08 PM
That is all.

---
-The Voice in Alahnna's Head...
...becoming Carolie, one stupid comment at a time.

Latrinsorm
09-04-2004, 05:09 PM
UltraTech is so powerful, it does your chores for you!!! :D

eeky
09-04-2004, 05:42 PM
good make it talk and listen to my wife for me

imported_Kranar
09-04-2004, 06:01 PM
void wifeSitter(string args) {

while(true) {

waitFor(".");
int r = randomInt(1, 4);

if(r == 1) {
send("Of course honey.");
} else if(r == 2) {
send("Definitely.");
} else if(r == 3) {
send("Mmmhmm...");
} else if(r == 4) {
send("I know exactly what you mean.");
}
}
}


[Edited on 9-4-2004 by Kranar]

Chadj
09-04-2004, 06:16 PM
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

So very well done.

Caiylania
09-04-2004, 06:19 PM
void husbandhelp(string args) {

while(true) {

waitFor(".");
int r = randomInt(1, 4);

if(r == 1) {
send("No, you can't have the playboy subscription. The playgirl one already maxed out our card.");
} else if(r == 2) {
send("No.");
} else if(r == 3) {
send("I'm tired.");
} else if(r == 4) {
send("I have a headache.");
} else if(r == 5) {
send("Take out the trash, plz.");
}
}
}

Caiylania
09-04-2004, 06:20 PM
I can't get rid of the smileys :(

eeky
09-04-2004, 06:20 PM
add yes dear and of course I'm listening to you

Jonty
09-04-2004, 06:54 PM
else if(r == 5) {
send("Take out the trash, plz.";
}

Too bad this one will never be sent through your script. ;)

[Edited on 9-4-2004 by Jonty]

AlahnnaDenale
09-04-2004, 08:30 PM
Men = pwn3d


Originally posted by Caiylania


void husbandhelp(string args) {

while(true) {

waitFor(".");
int r = randomInt(1, 4);

if(r == 1) {
send("No, you can't have the playboy subscription. The playgirl one already maxed out our card.");
} else if(r == 2) {
send("No.");
} else if(r == 3) {
send("I'm tired.");
} else if(r == 4) {
send("I have a headache.");
} else if(r == 5) {
send("Take out the trash, plz.");
}
}
}

Toxicvixen
09-04-2004, 08:33 PM
-The Voice in Alahnna'sHead...
...becoming Carolie, one stupid comment at a time.


Oh god! I wouldn't wish that on ANYONE! :eek:

Anebriated
09-04-2004, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by AlahnnaDenale
Men = pwn3d


Originally posted by Caiylania


void husbandhelp(string args) {

while(true) {

waitFor(".");
int r = randomInt(1, 4);

if(r == 1) {
send("No, you can't have the playboy subscription. The playgirl one already maxed out our card.");
} else if(r == 2) {
send("No.");
} else if(r == 3) {
send("I'm tired.");
} else if(r == 4) {
send("I have a headache.");
} else if(r == 5) {
send("Take out the trash, plz.");
}
}
}


Men might have been pwned there if women knew how to code.

AlahnnaDenale
09-05-2004, 12:47 AM
We don't need to know how to code.

We have men to do that for us.

She who controls the vagina controls the world.

Tsa`ah
09-05-2004, 01:56 AM
Nope ... It's all about the boobies and ass. Without those, the vagina doesn't get attention.

09-05-2004, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Nope ... It's all about the boobies and ass. Without those, the vagina doesn't get attention.

:lol: I still stand firmly above my "Ugly girls for camel-toe" statement.

Chadj
09-05-2004, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Nope ... It's all about the boobies and ass. Without those, the vagina doesn't get attention.

Tsa'ah has it.

Faent
09-05-2004, 04:12 AM
>>She who controls the vagina controls the world.

Women who think like this are deluding themselves.

-Scott

09-05-2004, 04:31 AM
I didn' t know Kranar had a sense of humor

AlahnnaDenale
09-05-2004, 01:25 PM
Point taken, but we still control such. :)

Man Boobs just aren't as fun.

And what was that Ugly Girls and Camel Toe statement you made?


Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Nope ... It's all about the boobies and ass. Without those, the vagina doesn't get attention.