View Full Version : Someone Needs to write a script that does my laundry for me.
AlahnnaDenale
09-04-2004, 05:08 PM
That is all.
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-The Voice in Alahnna's Head...
...becoming Carolie, one stupid comment at a time.
Latrinsorm
09-04-2004, 05:09 PM
UltraTech is so powerful, it does your chores for you!!! :D
good make it talk and listen to my wife for me
imported_Kranar
09-04-2004, 06:01 PM
void wifeSitter(string args) {
while(true) {
waitFor(".");
int r = randomInt(1, 4);
if(r == 1) {
send("Of course honey.");
} else if(r == 2) {
send("Definitely.");
} else if(r == 3) {
send("Mmmhmm...");
} else if(r == 4) {
send("I know exactly what you mean.");
}
}
}
[Edited on 9-4-2004 by Kranar]
Chadj
09-04-2004, 06:16 PM
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
So very well done.
Caiylania
09-04-2004, 06:19 PM
void husbandhelp(string args) {
while(true) {
waitFor(".");
int r = randomInt(1, 4);
if(r == 1) {
send("No, you can't have the playboy subscription. The playgirl one already maxed out our card.");
} else if(r == 2) {
send("No.");
} else if(r == 3) {
send("I'm tired.");
} else if(r == 4) {
send("I have a headache.");
} else if(r == 5) {
send("Take out the trash, plz.");
}
}
}
Caiylania
09-04-2004, 06:20 PM
I can't get rid of the smileys :(
add yes dear and of course I'm listening to you
Jonty
09-04-2004, 06:54 PM
else if(r == 5) {
send("Take out the trash, plz.";
}
Too bad this one will never be sent through your script. ;)
[Edited on 9-4-2004 by Jonty]
AlahnnaDenale
09-04-2004, 08:30 PM
Men = pwn3d
Originally posted by Caiylania
void husbandhelp(string args) {
while(true) {
waitFor(".");
int r = randomInt(1, 4);
if(r == 1) {
send("No, you can't have the playboy subscription. The playgirl one already maxed out our card.");
} else if(r == 2) {
send("No.");
} else if(r == 3) {
send("I'm tired.");
} else if(r == 4) {
send("I have a headache.");
} else if(r == 5) {
send("Take out the trash, plz.");
}
}
}
Toxicvixen
09-04-2004, 08:33 PM
-The Voice in Alahnna'sHead...
...becoming Carolie, one stupid comment at a time.
Oh god! I wouldn't wish that on ANYONE! :eek:
Anebriated
09-04-2004, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by AlahnnaDenale
Men = pwn3d
Originally posted by Caiylania
void husbandhelp(string args) {
while(true) {
waitFor(".");
int r = randomInt(1, 4);
if(r == 1) {
send("No, you can't have the playboy subscription. The playgirl one already maxed out our card.");
} else if(r == 2) {
send("No.");
} else if(r == 3) {
send("I'm tired.");
} else if(r == 4) {
send("I have a headache.");
} else if(r == 5) {
send("Take out the trash, plz.");
}
}
}
Men might have been pwned there if women knew how to code.
AlahnnaDenale
09-05-2004, 12:47 AM
We don't need to know how to code.
We have men to do that for us.
She who controls the vagina controls the world.
Tsa`ah
09-05-2004, 01:56 AM
Nope ... It's all about the boobies and ass. Without those, the vagina doesn't get attention.
Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Nope ... It's all about the boobies and ass. Without those, the vagina doesn't get attention.
:lol: I still stand firmly above my "Ugly girls for camel-toe" statement.
Chadj
09-05-2004, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Nope ... It's all about the boobies and ass. Without those, the vagina doesn't get attention.
Tsa'ah has it.
Faent
09-05-2004, 04:12 AM
>>She who controls the vagina controls the world.
Women who think like this are deluding themselves.
-Scott
I didn' t know Kranar had a sense of humor
AlahnnaDenale
09-05-2004, 01:25 PM
Point taken, but we still control such. :)
Man Boobs just aren't as fun.
And what was that Ugly Girls and Camel Toe statement you made?
Originally posted by Tsa`ah
Nope ... It's all about the boobies and ass. Without those, the vagina doesn't get attention.
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