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Drew2
08-25-2003, 08:40 PM
*** Host Jobsen is here to answer your assist. ***

>prep 115
You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Burst spell...
Your spell is ready.
>release
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
>stare
You stare at nothing in particular.
>act puts his spell away.
(Tayre puts his spell away.)
>yawn
You yawn.
>
Chica cackles at you!
>
Davlos confidently says, "now ya gonna mash a critter"
>
Jobsen says, "Hello, Tayre. I am GameHost Jobsen here to answer your ASSIST."
>
Chica gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Chica gestures.
Chica suddenly looks a lot more powerful.
Chica is surrounded by a white light.
>
* Jarlstrom Klendalsa joins the adventure.
>smile
>
You smile.
>hold job
You reach out and hold Jobsen's hand.
>prep 220
You trace a sign while petitioning the spirits to bestow their aid with the Major Sanctuary spell...
Your spell is ready.
cast
>You gesture.
A brilliant light bathes you as your surroundings blur for a moment...

[Sanctuary]
A grey, swirling mist surrounds you, its tendrils creeping around your feet and twisting into a thick, translucent mass that vaguely forms a curved wall around the chamber. A feeling of calmness and protection passes over you as you sense that nothing harmful may pass the swirling walls.
Also here: GameHost Jobsen
Obvious exits: out
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>'Hi.
You say, "Hi."
>scratch
You scratch yourself where it itches. That feels better.
>l jobsen
You see GameHost Jobsen.
He appears to be a Sylvankind.
He appears to be very young and tall. He has tired blue-grey eyes and tanned skin. He has short, grey hair. He has a broken nose and broad shoulders.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a mug of hot Elanthian coffee in his right hand.
He is wearing some reinforced leather, a heavy backpack, and a visored helm.
>
Jobsen says, "Hello"
>
Jobsen smiles.
>
Jobsen asks, "How may I help you?"
>lean
You shift your weight.
>'You saw my inquiry?
>
You ask, "You saw my inquiry?" ***(I had asked if 'wanker' was an acceptable term)***
>
Jobsen says, "I'm afraid I did."
>grin tayre
You try hard not to grin.
>
Jobsen chuckles.
>'Well the subject has come up quite often lately..
You say, "Well the subject has come up quite often lately.."
>
Jobsen says, "I see."
>
Jobsen says, "I won't ask how."
>nod
>
You nod.
>
Jobsen grins at you.
'Please.
>You say, "Please."
>'Thank you.
You say, "Thank you."
>grin
>
You grin.
>'I promise I didn't start it.
>
You say, "I promise I didn't start it."
>nod
>
You nod.
>scratch
You scratch yourself where it itches. That feels better.
>
Jobsen asks, "So you just want a guideline on whether that word violates TOS?"
>chuckle
You chuckle.
>"The latter.
You say, "The latter."
>
Jobsen says, "Let me see what I can found out for you."
>nod
You nod.
>
* Elanella Gwyther joins the adventure.
>
* Deschaiyn joins the adventure.
>
* Kcutter just bit the dust!
>
* Widtsoe just bit the dust!
>pace
You pace back and forth.
>
* Mazerak DreshModave joins the adventure.
>
Jobsen says, "Well here's what I can tell..."
>snap en
You snap sharply to attention!
>
Jobsen says, "It is not a violation on grounds of vulgarity, but could be considered diruptive behaviour depending on curcumstances."
>
* Deschaiyn just bit the dust!
>think
You rub your chin thoughtfully.
>
* Auragin has disconnected.
>
* Lady Auragin Darkwynde joins the adventure.
>
Jobsen says, "Make that 'disruptive' behaviour."
>'So.. use with caution is your advice?
You ask, "So.. use with caution is your advice?"
>scratch
You scratch yourself where it itches. That feels better.
>
Jobsen nods to you.
>nod
You nod.
>
Jobsen says, "I personally would avoid it altogether."
>"I believe I understand entirely.
You say, "I believe I understand entirely."
>nod
You nod.
>grub (My fingers were on the wrong keys. I thought that was pretty funny though)
I don't understand what you typed.
>grin
You grin.
>
Jobsen says, "But, if you MUST use it, be advised that some may find it disruptive."
>laugh soft
>
You laugh softly, trying to hide your amusement.
>nod
You nod.
* Pinacle Lightfoott joins the adventure.
>"If I must.
>
Jobsen smiles.
You say, "If I must."
>l
[Sanctuary]
A grey, swirling mist surrounds you, its tendrils creeping around your feet and twisting into a thick, translucent mass that vaguely forms a curved wall around the chamber. A feeling of calmness and protection passes over you as you sense that nothing harmful may pass the swirling walls.
Also here: Senior GameHost Orleandra, GameHost Jobsen
Obvious exits: out
>
* Jurporia just bit the dust!
>
Jobsen nods to you.
>blink orl
You blink at Orleandra.
>squint
You squint.
>
Orleandra winks at you.
>
Jobsen asks, "Anything else I can help with today?"
>'You people just pop out of the walls.
>
You say, "You people just pop out of the walls."
>mutter
You mutter something inaudible.
>
Orleandra nods to you.
>
Orleandra says, "Always be watching..."
>
Jobsen nods to you.
>
Orleandra waggles her fingers mystically at you! Ooh! Scary!
>stare
You stare at nothing in particular.
>gulp
>
You gulp.
>
Jobsen smiles.
>
Orleandra grins slowly.
>'Yes, that will be all.
You say, "Yes, that will be all."
>gaze up
You gaze heavenward.
>mutter about lightning.
>
You mutter something about lightning..
>
Jobsen exclaims, "Then you have a great day!"
>nod job
You nod to Jobsen.
>'You as well.
grin
l
Jobsen waves to you.
You say, "You as well."
>You grin.
[Sanctuary]
A grey, swirling mist surrounds you, its tendrils creeping around your feet and twisting into a thick, translucent mass that vaguely forms a curved wall around the chamber. A feeling of calmness and protection passes over you as you sense that nothing harmful may pass the swirling walls.
Also here: Senior GameHost Orleandra, GameHost Jobsen
Obvious exits: out
>
* Phelin just bit the dust!
>wave
>
You wave.
>
Orleandra waves to you.
>
Jobsen vanishes in a puff of smoke!
>glance orl
wave
I could not find what you were referring to.
>You wave.
>l
>
[Sanctuary]
A grey, swirling mist surrounds you, its tendrils creeping around your feet and twisting into a thick, translucent mass that vaguely forms a curved wall around the chamber. A feeling of calmness and protection passes over you as you sense that nothing harmful may pass the swirling walls.
Obvious exits: out
>flail
You flail your arms about.
>'Bah
You say, "Bah"
>'Disappear just as quietly.
You say, "Disappear just as quietly."
>mutter
You mutter something inaudible.
>out
A bright light surrounds you and your visions of sanctuary slowly fade...

Artha
08-25-2003, 08:49 PM
lol, so I can call you the wankingest wanker to ever wank a wank?

Miss X
08-25-2003, 08:57 PM
stop calling me a wanker in TC or il report you, warn you then keep whispering horrible things to you because I think I'm allowed! ::cackle::

Gracy
XXX

[Edited on 25-8-03 by Miss X]

Drew2
08-25-2003, 09:01 PM
Haha... Gracy has been rated XXX by the MPAA (or whatever).

SpunGirl
08-25-2003, 09:16 PM
warn tayre wanker

ElanthianSiren
08-27-2003, 11:14 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and cite general simu policy:

1. You can use whatever cussing you like as long as it could remotely be considered en genre, but we don't really have a genre cuz we have no set time period ::blink:: Okay then....

2. Depending on which GM observes you, you might get a warning and/or banned based on your prior record.

3. Depending on how much a GM likes your character, you will or won't be warned (as per the Chuckaar/Angellisa etc tests of the language system).

4. Damn, I'm glad that certain other RPing games have grown up and realized warning for langugae is completely pointless. In the game I work for, we won't pull you to consult for occasional curses as they're part of speech anyway. The system there is more: act like an adult, be treated like an adult. Act like a child, be treated like a child. I swear, SIMU actively tries to mold grown people into a child role through negative reinforcement.

-Melissa

StrayRogue
08-27-2003, 11:23 PM
Fact, 2 wanks a day will help keep a healthy prostate.

Drew2
08-27-2003, 11:24 PM
Well at least one part of Bobmuhthol is healthy.

Tsa`ah
08-28-2003, 01:01 AM
And like you, he probably has one very well defined forearm.