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Methais
09-24-2013, 10:04 AM
BATON ROUGE, La. —One Auburn fan who visited for the college football game never got the chance to see the big matchup. That’s because he was behind bars after he allegedly stole a truck, kidnapped a woman, and hit nine parked cars, according to WVLA in Baton Rouge.

According to the arrest report, the incident happened on Saturday shortly before 2:30 a.m. Officers with the Baton Rouge Police Department were called to the Tigerland area in response to a stolen vehicle and erratic driver.

Witnesses said the owner of the truck pulled up in the parking lot of the bar and got out of the vehicle. He left the truck running and a female passenger was sitting in a truck alone. Then, the suspect, Zachary Burgess, 20, of Hoover, Ala., got in and tried to steal the vehicle.

“When he tried to flee the parking lot there were several cars blocking the way,” Cpl. Don Coppola said. “He began ramming into the parked cars.”

The female in the vehicle was reportedly being held in the truck against will. She claims that Burgess “forcibly” held her captive in the truck.

“The passenger was able to jump out of the vehicle and get to safety,” Coppola said.

Burgess allegedly struck a total of nine vehicles.

During questioning Burgess allegedly told an officer that he “wanted to see what it was really like to play the video game Grand Theft Auto.”

Burgess was arrested and charged with theft of a motor vehicle, nine counts of hit-and-run and simple kidnapping. His bond was set at $80,000. He was released on Sunday after posting bond.

http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html

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Taernath
09-24-2013, 10:33 AM
So he didn't even make it out of the parking lot? This guy wouldn't survive 15 minutes in Liberty City.

Gelston
09-24-2013, 03:06 PM
I'm guessing he only got up to 1 star.

SHAFT
09-24-2013, 03:20 PM
If the FBI isnt shooting at you with the helicopters circling above, you failed at the real life version of gta. What a loser.

Latrinsorm
09-24-2013, 05:41 PM
Whether you like it or not, people like that are what the modern day Republican Party has degenerated into.

Thondalar
09-24-2013, 05:56 PM
Whether you like it or not, people like that are what the modern day Republican Party has degenerated into.

lolwhut?

Gelston
09-24-2013, 05:57 PM
lolwhut?

Someone said something similar about libs in another thread and it made Latrin upset.

Latrinsorm
09-24-2013, 06:01 PM
Not upset. Furious.

And it was Methais who said it, which is why it's in a thread started by Methais. Come on people, work with me here.

Gelston
09-24-2013, 06:01 PM
Come on people, work with me here.

No.

Thondalar
09-24-2013, 06:04 PM
Someone said something similar about libs in another thread and it made Latrin upset.

Oh, I must have missed that one. Carry on.

Latrinsorm
09-24-2013, 06:06 PM
No.Oh look, another liberal that doesn't want to work. It's not racism if it's true: lazy Martians are ruining this country.

Gelston
09-24-2013, 06:15 PM
Oh look, another liberal that doesn't want to work. It's not racism if it's true: lazy Martians are ruining this country.

Only when the invasion happens.

Oh, and we prefer to be called Marsanites.

Candor
09-24-2013, 06:20 PM
During questioning Burgess allegedly told an officer that he “wanted to see what it was really like to play the video game Grand Theft Auto.”


...and the bail was set at only $80,000 because why? We want to give this idiot another chance to ram his way out of the parking lot?

And while I can't speak for the latest GTA game, contract murders have also part of the GTA games. We want to give this idiot a chance to move up to that?

Gelston
09-24-2013, 06:23 PM
...and the bail was set at only $80,000 because why? We want to give this idiot another chance to ram his way out of the parking lot?

And while I can't speak for the latest GTA game, contract murders have also part of the GTA world. We want to give this idiot a chance to move up to that?

Most 20 year old generally don't have 80 grand, and I don't think bail bonds agencies will give you that much. Other than the kidnapping, his crimes weren't super terrible. He'll probably only get year or so anyways.

He faces a minimum of 90 days imprisonment up to 19 and a half years with hard labor and a $12,500 fine.. not counting court fees. The theft of the auto actually entails a greater punishment than the simple kidnapping.

Latrinsorm
09-24-2013, 06:24 PM
Only when the invasion happens.

Oh, and we prefer to be called Marsanites.Drew and I aren't running on that euphemism treadmill, Martian.

Methais
09-24-2013, 07:44 PM
Oh look, another liberal that doesn't want to work. It's not racism if it's true: lazy Martians are ruining this country.

Where did I mention anything about working in that post that seems to have left your anus with a burning sensation?

Latrinsorm
09-24-2013, 07:56 PM
Where did I mention anything about working in that post that seems to have left your anus with a burning sensation?You made me do a double-take, but I did in fact quote Gelston, so I win, nyah nyah. :)