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diethx
09-19-2013, 06:20 PM
Ok, I totally stole this idea from Dex's FB page.

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According to Nine Inch Nails

Pick your Artist:
Nine Inch Nails

Are you a male or female:
A Warm Place

Describe yourself:
Metal

How do you feel?
Somewhat Damaged

Describe where you currently live:
Home

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
La Mer

Your favorite form of transportation:
Pilgrimage (This question bites.)

Your best friend is:
Closer

You and your friends are:
Down In It

What's the weather like?
Help Me I Am In Hell

Favorite time of day:
In This Twilight

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
My Violent Heart

What is life to you:
Even Deeper

Your current relationship:
Happiness in Slavery

Your fear:
Fist Fuck

What is the best advice you have to give?
Sin

Thought for the Day:
The Way Out Is Through

How you would like to die:
Into the Void

Your soul's present condition:
The New Flesh

Your motto:
Get Down, Make Love

FlayedAngel
09-19-2013, 06:52 PM
Hah, awesome… this looks like fun. Good choice, too.


Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According to Tool

Pick your Artist:
Tool

Are you a male or female:
Hooker with a Penis

Describe yourself:
Useful Idiot

How do you feel?
Sober

Describe where you currently live:
Cold and Ugly

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Intermission

Your favorite form of transportation:
Merkaba (for the erudite!)

Your best friend is:
H. (this is true)

You and your friends are:
Disgustipated

What's the weather like?
Aenima

Favorite time of day:
Reflection

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Calling Dr. Love

What is life to you:
Eulogy

Your current relationship:
The Gaping Lotus Experience (haha)
alternately: Divorced (though that's a complete lie).

Your fear:
Prison Sex

What is the best advice you have to give?
Jerk-Off

Thought for the Day:
Die Eier von Satan

How you would like to die:
Vicarious

Your soul's present condition:
Third Eye

Your motto:
Hush

Latrinsorm
09-19-2013, 07:00 PM
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According to Kina Grannis

Pick your Artist:
Kina Grannis

Are you a male or female:
Valentine

Describe yourself:
Little Worrier

How do you feel?
Living in Dreams

Describe where you currently live:
Winter

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Back to Us

Your favorite form of transportation:
Stars Falling Down

Your best friend is:
Memory

You and your friends are:
People

What's the weather like?
Mr. Sun

Favorite time of day:
It's Love

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Heart and Mind

What is life to you:
This Far

Your current relationship:
Untitled

Your fear:
Missing You

What is the best advice you have to give?
Try

Thought for the Day:
Make it Go

How you would like to die:
Another Day

Your soul's present condition:
Delicate

Your motto:
I Know Who Took the Milk and Cookies (it comes in handy more often than you'd think!)

Latrinsorm
09-19-2013, 07:01 PM
That is easily the most horrifying weather condition I have seen this side of xkcd's negative zip codes.

dszabo
09-19-2013, 07:03 PM
My Life According to Jenna Jameson

Pick your Artist:
Jenna Jameson

Are you a male or female:
Pure

Describe yourself:
Super Sexy

How do you feel?
Betrayed

Describe where you currently live:
Paradise

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
The F-Zone

Your favorite form of transportation:
Jenna's Built for Speed

Your best friend is:
Where the Boys Aren't

You and your friends are:
Picture Perfect

What's the weather like?
Udderly Ridiculous

Favorite time of day:
Flashpoint

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Smells Like Sex

What is life to you:
Tougher Love

Your fear:
Please Cum Inside Me

What is the best advice you have to give?
Cum One, Cum All

Thought for the Day:
I Love Lesbians

How you would like to die:
Deep Inside Jenna

Your soul's present condition:
Burn

Your motto:
I Love Pussy

diethx
09-19-2013, 07:06 PM
Wait. What? Are those songs or pornos?

DCSL
09-19-2013, 07:21 PM
Wow. I did this thing three years ago on FB. I had to go back in my Notes and look it up. I started to play again with Tito & Tarantula this time but I realized that I'm too lazy.

diethx
09-19-2013, 07:21 PM
Yeah dude. I saw it right there on your page and I was like OH GOOD IDEA.

Paste yours!

DCSL
09-19-2013, 07:26 PM
That's... a lot easier than doing a whole new one.

Pick your Artist:
The Offspring

Are you a male or female:
She's Got Issues

Describe yourself:
A Lot Like Me

How do you feel?
Amazed

Describe where you currently live:
Nothingtown

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Million Miles Away

Your favorite form of transportation:
Hypodermic (No, not really. They just don't have any songs about cars or anything so I had to get creative.) (Now, three years later, I realize that I should have put Bad Habit. Although the name of the song means nothing to someone who is not a fan. Ah well.)

Your best friend is:
Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) (See what I did there?!)

You and your friends are:
The Kids Aren't Alright

What's the weather like?
One Fine Day

Favorite time of day:
Staring at the Sun

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Nothing From Something

What is life to you:
Burn It Up

Your current relationship:
We Are One (Oh god, that was cheesy.)

Your fear:
L.A.P.D.

What is the best advice you have to give?
Take It Like A Man

Thought for the Day:
Stuff Is Messed Up

How you would like to die:
Beheaded

Your soul's present condition:
Living In Chaos

Your motto:
Smash

diethx
09-19-2013, 07:28 PM
Change it to Bad Habit. Do it. Those of us who get it, get it.

RSR
09-19-2013, 07:33 PM
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According to The Beatles

Pick your Artist:
The Beatles

Are you a male or female:
Nowhere Man

Describe yourself:
Don't Bother Me


How do you feel?
I Feel Fine

Describe where you currently live:
When I Get Home

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Octopus's Garden

Your favorite form of transportation:
Flying

Your best friend is:
Some Other Guy

You and your friends are:
Here, There and Everywhere

What's the weather like?
Here Comes the Sun

Favorite time of day:
Yesterday

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

What is life to you:
The Long and Winding Road

Your current relationship:
I Me Mine

Your fear:
For No One

What is the best advice you have to give?
Run for Your Life

Thought for the Day:
Think for Yourself

How you would like to die:
When I'm 64

Your soul's present condition:
Let it Be

Your motto:
Your Mother Should Know

Taernath
09-19-2013, 07:39 PM
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According to Bolt Thrower

Pick your Artist:
Bolt Thrower

Are you a male or female:
Profane Creation

Describe yourself:
Armageddon Bound

How do you feel?
Laid to Waste

Describe where you currently live:
Realm of Chaos

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Through the Eye of Terror

Your favorite form of transportation:
Tank Mk. 1

Your best friend is:
K Machine

You and your friends are:
Unleashed (Upon Mankind)

What's the weather like?
Embers

Favorite time of day:
At First Light

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Inside the Wire

What is life to you:
Eternal War

Your current relationship:
Suspect Hostile

Your fear:
Dying Creed

What is the best advice you have to give?
Who Dares Wins

Thought for the Day:
To the Last...

How you would like to die:
Salvo

Your soul's present condition:
Lost Souls Domain

Your motto:
Where Next to Conquer

Latrinsorm
09-19-2013, 07:48 PM
Change it to Bad Habit. Do it. Those of us who get it, get it.I didn't remember having heard the song at first so naturally I figured your comment was referring to self-pleasure. Then I remembered the song and thought "wait... was that what the song was about too?" I don't think so but I would definitely consider my ride ruined if Jeff Offspring masturbated on it.
How you would like to die:
When I'm 64These lyrics suddenly got a really creepy subtext.

RSR
09-19-2013, 07:50 PM
I regret not picking The Who for my artist now. So many great choices there.

Narthsin
09-19-2013, 07:50 PM
My Life According to 3 Days Grace

Pick your Artist:
3 Days Grace

Are you a male or female:
Born Like This

Describe yourself:
Animal I have Become

How do you feel?
Pain

Describe where you currently live:
Home

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
The High Road

Your favorite form of transportation:
"Without You"

Your best friend is:
Just Like You

You and your friends are:
Overrated

What's the weather like?
World so Cold

Favorite time of day:
It's all Over

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
The Good Life

What is life to you:
Bitter Taste

Your current relationship:
Unbreakable Heart

Your fear:
Drown

What is the best advice you have to give?
Never too Late

Thought for the Day:
Now or Never

How you would like to die:
Riot

Your soul's present condition:
On My Own

Your motto:
Life starts Now

Ceyrin
09-19-2013, 08:19 PM
My Life According to Jimmy Buffet

Pick your Artist:
Jimmy Buffet

Are you a male or female:
Captain America

Describe yourself:
Ain't He a Genius

How do you feel?
Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes

Describe where you currently live:
In The Shelter

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Volcano

Your favorite form of transportation:
God Don't Own a Car

Your best friend is:
Ace

You and your friends are:
We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About

What's the weather like?
Trying To Reason with Hurricane Season

Favorite time of day:
Tequila Sunrise

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Dallas

What is life to you:
Peanut Butter Conspiracy

Your current relationship:
Cuban Crime of Passion

Your fear:
Death of an Unpopular Poet

What is the best advice you have to give?
Life is Just a Tire Swing

Thought for the Day:
Mañana

How you would like to die:
Cheeseburger in Paradise

Your soul's present condition:
I Have Found Me A Home

Your motto:
Growing Older But Not Up


I'm pretty sure I win this thread.

subzero
09-19-2013, 08:32 PM
Change it to Bad Habit. Do it. Those of us who get it, get it.

Stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfuckers!

subzero
09-19-2013, 09:07 PM
Carcass

Are you a male or female:
Genital Grinder

Describe yourself:
Emotional Flatline

How do you feel?
Unfit for Human Consumption

Describe where you currently live:
Maggot Colony

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Go to Hell

Your favorite form of transportation:
Vomited Anal Tract

Your best friend is:
Polarized

You and your friends are:
Symposium Of Sickness

What's the weather like?
Malignant Defecation

Favorite time of day:
Carnal Forge

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
This is Your Life

What is life to you:
Ever Increasing Circles

Your current relationship:
A Congealed Clot of Blood

Your fear:
Carbonized Eye Sockets

What is the best advice you have to give?
Don't Believe a Word

Thought for the Day:
I Told You So (corporate Rock Really Does Suck)

How you would like to die:
Burnt to a Crisp

Your soul's present condition:
Excreted Alive

Your motto:
Keep On Rotting in the Free World

Tenlaar
09-19-2013, 09:10 PM
My Life According to Porcupine Tree.

Pick your Artist:
Porcupine Tree

Are you a male or female:
Men of Wood

Describe yourself:
A Cure For Optimism

How do you feel?
Feel So Low

Describe where you currently live:
Nostalgia Factory

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Off The Map

Your favorite form of transportation:
Space Transmission

Your best friend is:
Intermediate Jesus

You and your friends are:
Phantoms

What's the weather like?
The Sky Moves Sideways

Favorite time of day:
This Long Silence

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Arriving Somewhere But Not Here

What is life to you:
Cheating The Polygraph

Your current relationship:
Shesmovedon

Your fear:
The Sound Of No One Listening

What is the best advice you have to give?
The Joke's On You

Thought for the Day:
Kneel And Disconnect

How you would like to die:
The Incident

Your soul's present condition:
Shallow

Your motto:
The Rest Will Flow

neimanz1
09-19-2013, 09:13 PM
My Life According to Fiona Apple

Pick your Artist:
Fiona Apple

Are you a male or female:
Extraordinary Machine

Describe yourself:
Dull Tool

How do you feel?
left alone

Describe where you currently live:
Across the Universe


If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Paper Bag

Your favorite form of transportation:
I Walk a little faster


Your best friend is:
Better version of me

You and your friends are:
Anything we want

What's the weather like?
Pale September

Favorite time of day:
Every Single Night

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Regret

What is life to you:
Parting Gift

Your current relationship:
Not About Love

Your fear:
Werewolf

What is the best advice you have to give?
Sleep To Dream

Thought for the Day:
Never is a promise


How you would like to die:
Fast As You Can

Your soul's present condition:
Criminal

Your motto:
Why try to change me now

Drew
09-19-2013, 09:28 PM
I'll play your game Trebek.


Pick your Artist:
Jimmy Eat World

Are you a male or female:
Caveman

Describe yourself:
Thinking, That's All

How do you feel?
Dizzy

Describe where you currently live:
Anderson Mesa

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Your House

Your favorite form of transportation:
Night Drive

Your best friend is:
Claire

You and your friends are:
Half Right

What's the weather like?
World is Static (hardest one)

Favorite time of day:
My Sundown

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Work

What is life to you:
For Me This Is Heaven

Your current relationship:
I Will Steal You Back

Your fear:
Bleed American

What is the best advice you have to give?
Believe In What You Want

Thought for the Day:
Heart Is Hard to Find

How you would like to die:
May Angels Lead You In

Your soul's present condition:
Damage

Your motto:
Get It Faster

Drew
09-19-2013, 09:30 PM
I'm pretty sure I win this thread.

Pretty sure everyone thinks that, but I definitely did.

RSR
09-19-2013, 10:10 PM
Drew, you lose this thread for not picking the Grateful Dead just to use the song 'Black Peter' to describe yourself.

Drew
09-19-2013, 10:11 PM
Drew, you lose this thread for not picking the Grateful Dead just to use the song 'Black Peter' to describe yourself.

FUCK!!!!

SHAFT
09-19-2013, 10:53 PM
Wow, nin and tool already spoken for. Very nice!

Pick your Artist:
David Bowie

Are you a male or female:
Ziggy Stardust

Describe yourself:
Teenage Wildlife

How do you feel?
Moonage Daydream

Describe where you currently live:
Suffragette City

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Life on Mars?

Your favorite form of transportation:
The Secret Life of Arabia

Your best friend is:
Joe the Lion

You and your friends are:
Cat People

What's the weather like?
Blackout

Favorite time of day:
Let's Spend the Night Together

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Working Class Hero

What is life to you:
Sweet Thing

Your current relationship:
Some Weird Sin

Your fear:
I'm Afraid of Americans

What is the best advice you have to give?
Try Some, Buy Some

Thought for the Day:
Panic In Detroit

How you would like to die:
Ashes to Ashes

Your soul's present condition:
Always Crashing In The Same Car

Your motto:
Bring Me The Disco King

TheEschaton
09-19-2013, 11:21 PM
Surprising number of tracks off Mechanical Animals.

Pick your Artist:
Marilyn Manson

Are you a male or female:
Man That You Fear

Describe yourself:
Rock 'N' Roll Nigger

How do you feel?
Dried Up, Tied, and Dead To The World

Describe where you currently live:
Great Big White World

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Slutgarden

Your favorite form of transportation:
Mechanical Animals

Your best friend is:
Angel With The Scabbed Wings

You and your friends are:
Beautiful People

What's the weather like?
Pretty As a Swastika

Favorite time of day:
Sweet Dreams

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
The Golden Age of Grotesque

What is life to you:
Overneath the Path of Misery

Your current relationship:
Posthuman

Your fear:
The Minute of Decay

What is the best advice you have to give?
Get Your Gunn

Thought for the Day:
Use Your Fist And Not Your Mouth

How you would like to die:
Cake And Sodomy

Your soul's present condition:
In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death

Your motto:
Lay Down Your Goddamn

Gsgeek
09-20-2013, 12:17 AM
My Life According to Saliva

Pick your Artist:
Saliva

Are you a male or female:
Raise up

Describe yourself:
Badass

How do you feel?
King of my world

Describe where you currently live:
Hollywood

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Going under

Your favorite form of transportation:
I walk alone

Your best friend is:
Southern girls

You and your friends are:
Ladies and gentlemen

What's the weather like?
Judgement day

Favorite time of day:
Turn the lights on

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Survival of the sickest

What is life to you:
Spotlight

Your current relationship:
One night only

Your fear:
Click click boom

What is the best advice you have to give?
Sex Drugs and Rock and roll

Thought for the Day:
I want it


How you would like to die:
Rest in pieces

Your soul's present condition:
Time to shine

Your motto:
Burn it up

Rucca
09-20-2013, 12:18 AM
My Life According to Justin Timberlake

Pick your Artist:
Justin Timberlake

Are you a male or female:
Damn Girl

Describe yourself:
SexyBack

How do you feel?
Winner

Describe where you currently live:
Mirrors

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Let's Take a Ride

Your favorite form of transportation:
Spaceship Coupe

Your best friend is:
That Girl

You and your friends are:
Sexy Ladies

What's the weather like?
Nothin' Else

Favorite time of day:
Carry Out

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Losing My Way

What is life to you:
Strawberry Bubblegum

Your current relationship:
Dick in a Box

Your fear:
Love Don't Love Me

What is the best advice you have to give?
What Goes Around, Comes Around

Thought for the Day:
Work It

How you would like to die:
Chop Me Up

Your soul's present condition:
Dead and Gone

Your motto:
Cry Me a River

Some Rogue
09-20-2013, 12:24 AM
Pick your Artist:
Pink Floyd

Are you a male or female:
Lucifer Sam

Describe yourself:
Another Brick in the Wall

How do you feel?
See-Saw

Describe where you currently live:
Outside the Wall

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun

Your favorite form of transportation:
Pigs on the Wing

Your best friend is:
The Scarecrow

You and your friends are:
On the Run

What's the weather like?
Obscured by Clouds

Favorite time of day:
Two Suns in the Sunset

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Brain Damage

What is life to you:
Empty Spaces

Your current relationship:
Nobody Home

Your fear:
The Thin Ice

What is the best advice you have to give?
Careful with That Axe, Eugene

Thought for the Day:
What Do You Want from Me

How you would like to die:
Waiting for the Worms

Your soul's present condition:
Comfortably Numb

Your motto:
Shine On You Crazy Diamond

TheEschaton
09-20-2013, 01:06 AM
I still think mine's the best, but I credit MM and his crazy ass song titles.

Drevihyin
09-20-2013, 02:24 AM
Pick your Artist:
Eagles

Are you a male or female:
Outlaw Man

Describe yourself:
Business as Usual

How do you feel?
Life's Been Good

Describe where you currently live:
Good Day in Hell

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Hotel California

Your favorite form of transportation:
Midnight Flyer

Your best friend is:
Best of My Love

You and your friends are:
Busy Being Fabulous

What's the weather like?
No More Cloudy Days

Favorite time of day:
Tequila Sunrise

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Frail Grasp of the Big Picture

What is life to you:
Life in the Fast Lane

Your current relationship:
Love Will Keep Us Alive

Your fear:
Waiting in the Weeds

What is the best advice you have to give?
You Are Not Alone

Thought for the Day:
Take it Easy

How you would like to die:
Doolin-Dalton

Your soul's present condition:
Peaceful Easy Feeling

Your motto:
Take it To The Limit

Tisket
09-20-2013, 02:29 AM
Pick your Artist:
Queen


Are you a male or female:
Sail Away Sweet Sister


Describe yourself:
Killer Queen


How do you feel?
Death On Two Legs


Describe where you currently live:
Brighton Rock (? nothing fits)


If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Seven Seas of Rhye


Your favorite form of transportation:
I'm In Love With My Car


Your best friend is:
Fat Bottomed Girls (well it is and she knows it and is proud)


You and your friends are:
Let Me Entertain You


What's the weather like?
I Want to Break Free


Favorite time of day:
It's Late


If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
We Are the Champions


What is life to you:
Get Down, Make Love


Your current relationship:
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy and/or Love of My Life and/or You're My Best Friend and/or Crazy Little Thing Called Love


Your fear:
Sheer Heart Attack


What is the best advice you have to give?
Keep Yourself Alive


Thought for the Day:
Play the Game


How you would like to die:
Flash (as in FAST)


Your soul's present condition:
Fight from the Inside


Your motto:
Don't Stop Me Now

Ceyrin
09-20-2013, 05:23 AM
RSR is right, Drew.

Also, Rucca is DQ'd for using a Lonely Island song.

I vote Tisket as a close second with Queen.

Nauriel
09-20-2013, 06:52 AM
My Life According to Metallica:

Pick your Artist
Metallica

Are you a male or female
Ain't My Bitch

Describe yourself
Better Than You.

How do you feel?
Whiplash

Describe where you currently live
The Frayed Ends Of Sanity

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Where The Wild Things Are

Your favorite form of transportation
Ride The Lightning

Your best friend is
My World

You and your friends are
Human

What's the weather like?
Jump In The Fire (It's Florida, it's the pits of hell!)

Favorite time of day
Fade To Black

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?
Damage, Inc.

What is life to you
Creeping Death

Your current relationship
Prince Charming

Your fear
Some Kind Of Monster

What is the best advice you have to give?
Hit The Lights

Thought for the Day
Carpe Diem Baby

How you would like to die
Shoot Me Again

Your soul's present condition
Blackened

Your motto
To live is to Die

Avamagozma
09-20-2013, 08:07 AM
Pick your Artist:
Queen

Queen is my favorite band ever! As I was reading this, I was hearing each and every song in my head!

Warriorbird
09-20-2013, 09:13 AM
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According to Clipse

Pick your Artist:
Clipse

Are you a male or female:
Door Man

Describe yourself:
Hot Damn

How do you feel?
Kinda Like A Big Deal

Describe where you currently live:
Virginia

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Taiwan to Texas

Your favorite form of transportation:
Ride Around Shining

Your best friend is:
Zen

You and your friends are:
Grindin

What's the weather like?
Rainy Dayz

Favorite time of day:
Good Morning

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Freedom

What is life to you:
Stuntin' Y'all

Your current relationship:
Never Will It Stop

Your fear:
Don't Let Me Die

What is the best advice you have to give?
Feel Like Me

Thought for the Day:
You'll See

How you would like to die:
Hello New World

Your soul's present condition:
Definition of a Roller

Your motto:
Let's Talk About It

RSR
09-20-2013, 11:25 AM
Fail for not using 'Rain Must Fall' for the weather Tisket!.

Seaside Rendezvous, or Arboria (Planet of Tree Men) would have worked for where you live too I think.

Urisk
09-20-2013, 11:40 AM
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According to Nine Inch Nails

Pick your Artist:
Led Zeppelin

Are you a male or female:
Hat's Off to Roy Harper

Describe yourself:
Moby Dick

How do you feel?
You Shook Me

Describe where you currently live:
Over the Hills and Far Away

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Misty Mountain Hop

Your favorite form of transportation:
Stairway to Heaven

Your best friend is:
Black Dog

You and your friends are:
Out on the Tiles

What's the weather like?
The Rain Song

Favorite time of day:
In the Evening

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Communication Breakdown

What is life to you:
When the Levee Breaks

Your current relationship:
Whole Lotta Love

Your fear:
Gallows Pole

What is the best advice you have to give?
That's the Way

Thought for the Day:
Nobody's Fault but Mine

How you would like to die:
Achille's Last Stand

Your soul's present condition:
Houses of the Holy

Your motto:
What Is and What Should Never Be.

m444w
09-20-2013, 12:17 PM
Pick your Artist:
Kaskade

Are you a male or female:
Charlie's Plight

Describe yourself:
Partouze

How do you feel?
Can't Stop

Describe where you currently live:
Borrowed Theme

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
LAX to MIA

Your favorite form of transportation:
Chaa Chaa

Your best friend is:
Angel On My Shoulder

You and your friends are:
One Heart

What's the weather like?
Chase The Sun

Favorite time of day:
Stars Align

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Why Ask Why

What is life to you:
Waves Of Change

Your current relationship:
4 AM

Your fear:
Interlude

What is the best advice you have to give?
Start Again

Thought for the Day:
Room For Happiness

How you would like to die:
Ice

Your soul's present condition:
Fire In Your New Shoes

Your motto:
Feeling The Night

Tisket
09-20-2013, 12:36 PM
Fail for not using 'Rain Must Fall' for the weather Tisket!.

I should get dinged for not working in "Tie Your Mother Up" too. The title is too good to go to waste but there was no appropriate question for it.

MotleyCrew
09-20-2013, 02:00 PM
Pick your Artist:
RUSH

Are you a male or female:
Witch Hunt

Describe yourself:
Nobody's Hero

How do you feel?
We Hold On

Describe where you currently live:
La Villa Strangiato

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Lakeside Park

Your favorite form of transportation:
Caravan

Your best friend is:
The Anarchist

You and your friends are:
Losing It

What's the weather like?
Freeze

Favorite time of day:
Between Sun and Moon

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Time Stand Still

What is life to you:
Circumstances

Your current relationship:
Closer to the Heart

Your fear:
Losing It

What is the best advice you have to give?
Stick it Out

Thought for the Day:
Cut to the Chase

How you would like to die:
Bravest Face

Your soul's present condition:
Limbo

Your motto:
Armor and Sword

Some Rogue
09-20-2013, 02:18 PM
"Tie Your Mother Up"

http://subversify.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/49157-george-takei-oh-my-gif-e64l.gif

Divone
09-20-2013, 02:39 PM
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"



Pick your Artist:
Aerosmith

Are you a male or female:
Pink

Describe yourself:
Pandora's Box

How do you feel?
F.I.N.E

Describe where you currently live:
Livin' on the Edge

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Permanent Vacation

Your favorite form of transportation:
Back in the Saddle

Your best friend is:
Angel

You and your friends are:
Crazy

What's the weather like?
Seasons of Wither

Favorite time of day:
Out Go the Lights

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Train Kept a Rollin'

What is life to you:
Toys in the Attic

Your current relationship:
Something

Your fear:
Hangman Jury

What is the best advice you have to give?
Eat the Rich

Thought for the Day:
Let the Music do the Talkin'

How you would like to die:
Lord of the Thighs

Your soul's present condition:
Jaded

Your motto:
I Don't Want to Miss A Thing

Rucca
09-20-2013, 04:20 PM
Also, Rucca is DQ'd for using a Lonely Island song.




http://i.imgur.com/zmIBk7s.jpg

Latrinsorm
09-20-2013, 04:43 PM
Describe where you currently live:
Brighton Rock (? nothing fits)Should have done FLASH (as in IN THE NUDE). Then you could have done Another One Bites the Dust for the death one, because no one wants to be the only immortal on a dead world. OooooooOOSUGAR!
I should get dinged for not working in "Tie Your Mother Up" too. The title is too good to go to waste but there was no appropriate question for it.Where would you go? Favorite time of day! Current relationship!!! Best advice! Man there are a million appropriate questions, you're slacking.
Describe where you currently live:
Virginia

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Taiwan to TexasThat's a hell of a layover.

diethx is this secretly a sociological experiment to see what font schemes people respond in?

Moonwitch
09-20-2013, 04:44 PM
I'll play!


Pick your Artist:
The Cure

Are you a male or female:
Foxy Lady

Describe yourself:
Hot Hot Hot!!!

How do you feel?
Torture

Describe where you currently live:
From the edge of the deep green sea

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
The Hanging Garden

Your favorite form of transportation:
Mint Car

Your best friend is:
Charlotte Sometimes

You and your friends are:
Dressing Up

What's the weather like?
Cold

Favorite time of day:
This Twilight Garden

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
The End of the World

What is life to you:
To Wish Impossible Things

Your current relationship:
Apart

Your fear:
The Drowning Man

What is the best advice you have to give?
Faith

Thought for the Day:
Friday I’m in Love

How you would like to die:
Breathing the Same Deep Water as You

Your soul's present condition:
Truth, Goodness and Beauty

Your motto:
Never Enough

diethx
09-20-2013, 04:55 PM
diethx is this secretly a sociological experiment to see what font schemes people respond in?

I haven't a clue what you could possibly be talking about.

Neo
09-20-2013, 05:49 PM
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According to Nirvana

Pick your Artist:
Nirvana

Are you a male or female:
Moist Vagina

Describe yourself:
Scentless Apprentice

How do you feel?
Negative Creep

Describe where you currently live:
On a Plain

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
D-7

Your favorite form of transportation:
Heart Shaped Box

Your best friend is:
Mrs. Butterworth

You and your friends are:
Dumb

What's the weather like?
Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip

Favorite time of day:
In Bloom

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Big Long Now

What is life to you:
Endless, Nameless

Your current relationship:
Love Buzz

Your fear:
Mexican Seafood

What is the best advice you have to give?
Opinion

Thought for the Day:
Oh The Guilt

How you would like to die:
Aero Zeppelin

Your soul's present condition:
Help Me, I'm Hungry

Your motto:
I Hate Myself and Want to Die

loxe
09-20-2013, 07:07 PM
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According to Traffic

Pick your Artist:
Traffic

Are you a male or female:
Dear Mr Fantasy

Describe yourself:
Utterly Simple

How do you feel?
Feelin alright

Describe where you currently live:
Shanghai Noodle Factory

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Far from home

Your favorite form of transportation:
this train wont stop

Your best friend is:
John Barleycorn

You and your friends are:
riding high

What's the weather like?
Coloured Rain

Favorite time of day:
every night, every day

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Who knows what tomorrow may bring

What is life to you:
empty pages

Your current relationship:
Some kinda woman

Your fear:
the low spark of high heeled boys

What is the best advice you have to give?
light up or leave me alone

Thought for the Day:
(sometimes i feel so ) uninspired

How you would like to die:
shoot out at the fantasy factory

Your soul's present condition:
walking in the wind

Your motto:
Nowhere is there freedom

4a6c1
09-20-2013, 07:43 PM
My Life According to Joe Strummer (one of the greatest artists of all time. ALL TIME.)

Pick your Artist:
Joe Strummer

Are you a male or female:
Coma Girl

Describe yourself:
All in a Day

How do you feel?
Sikorsky Parts

Describe where you currently live:
Bummed Out City

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Island Hopping

Your favorite form of transportation:
Burnin Streets

Your best friend is:
At the Border, Guy

You and your friends are:
Johnny Appleseed

What's the weather like?
Cool N'Out

Favorite time of day:
Armagideon Time

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Global a Go-Go

What is life to you:
Mega Bottle Ride

Your current relationship:
King of the Bayou

Your fear:
London's Burning

What is the best advice you have to give?
Arms Aloft

Thought for the Day:
White Riot

How you would like to die:
Minstrel Boy

Your soul's present condition:
Blitzkreig Bop

Your motto:
Yalla Yalla

Ardwen
09-20-2013, 07:47 PM
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"

My Life According to Ministry

Pick your Artist:
Ministry

Are you a male or female:
(I'm not an) Effigy

Describe yourself:
Weekend Warrior

How do you feel?
Fairly Unbalanced

Describe where you currently live:
Nursing Home

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Khyber Pass

Your favorite form of transportation:
Jesus Built my Hotrod

Your best friend is:
Walrus

You and your friends are:
Thieves

What's the weather like?
Perfect Storm

Favorite time of day:
Golden Dawn

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Every Day is Halloween

What is life to you:
Stigmata

Your current relationship:
Filth Pig

Your fear:
Double Tap

What is the best advice you have to give?
Lay Lady Lay

Thought for the Day:
You Know What You Are

How you would like to die:
Just One Fix

Your soul's present condition:
Burning Inside

Your motto:
Breath

Warriorbird
09-25-2013, 12:31 AM
That's a hell of a layover.

I halfway picked the Clipse just for "Virginia." Playing GTA V has me in the mood for a place where there "Ain't shit to do but cook."

Jace Solo
09-25-2013, 01:29 AM
My Life According to Incubus
(Some I couldn't pick just one)
Pick your Artist:
Incubus

Are you a male or female:
Shaft

Describe yourself:
Pantomime

How do you feel?
Under the Influence

Describe where you currently live:
In my Room

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Window of the World/The Warmth

Your favorite form of transportation:
Drive

Your best friend is:
Martini/Light Grenades

You and your friends are:
Diamonds and Coal

What's the weather like?
Stellar

Favorite time of day:
11am

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Made for TV movie

What is life to you:
Privilege

Your current relationship:
A New Morning/Admiration

Your fear:
Megalomaniac

What is the best advice you have to give?
Anything

Thought for the Day:
The Glory of A Morning View

How you would like to die:
Rogues

Your soul's present condition:
A Certain Shade of Green

Your motto:
Make Yourself

Glitch
09-25-2013, 03:21 AM
Actually bored enough to fill one of these out...



Pick your Artist:
Skinny Puppy


Are you a male or female:
Meat Flavoured Factor


Describe yourself:
Human Disease


How do you feel?
Spasmolytic


Describe where you currently live:
Knowhere?


If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Shore Lined Poison


Your favorite form of transportation:
Yes He Ran


Your best friend is:
Addiction


You and your friends are:
Deep Down Trauma Hounds


What's the weather like?
Blue Serge


Favorite time of day:
Quiet Solitude


If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Killing Game


What is life to you:
Smothered Hope


Your current relationship:
Dead Doll


Your fear:
Tormentor


What is the best advice you have to give?
Dig It


Thought for the Day:
Last Call


How you would like to die:
The Centre Bullet


Your soul's present condition:
Amnesia


Your motto:
Brap

Czeska
09-25-2013, 09:53 AM
My Life According to The Smiths

Pick your Artist:
The Smiths

Are you a male or female:
Girlfriend in a Coma

Describe yourself:
Is It Really So Strange?

How do you feel?
Well I Wonder

Describe where you currently live:
Back To The Old House

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
London

Your favorite form of transportation:
Oscillate Wildly

Your best friend is:
Bigmouth Strikes Again

You and your friends are:
There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

What's the weather like?
Golden Lights

Favorite time of day:
This Night Has Opened My Eyes

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?:
Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

What is life to you:
These Things Take Time

Your current relationship:
That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

Your fear:
Meat Is Murder

What is the best advice you have to give?
Accept Yourself

Thought for the Day:
Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want

How you would like to die:
Asleep

Your soul's present condition:
Panic

Your motto:
You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby