Why Gkick is awesome

[Artha]

Back story: This guy, probably thinking I was either AFK or a female smooched me in the guild. He was wrong about both. Thus, I see him in the park the next day and:


You lightly tap Darkkwolf on the shoulder.

Darkkwolf darkly says, "Hi aone."

You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...

You feel much stronger.

You ask, "Remember that time in the guild, when you smooched me?"

You are now in an offensive stance.

You nod.

Darkkwolf nods to you.

You say, "Me too."

[Roll result: 181 (open d100: 94) Penalties: 21]
You kick at Darkkwolf's groin and connect! For just a moment, Darkkwolf's face goes entirely motionless.
...19 damage!
Darkkwolf falls to his knees in pain!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Chadj]

AHHAHAHAH.

Darkkwolf loses almost as much as Michaelous.

[SpunGirl]

Hahahaha. Very appropriate. Remind me not to smooch Aone.

-K

[kheldarin]

Ahh, Darkkwolf. Another Landing idiot.

[MrFeature]

Dont forget his brouther, Darkksilk

[Shari]

Hmm, even though Nalina is not the smooching type, you think she'd still get a groin kick for it? <grins wickedly>

[Kitsun]

And here I am thinking that a girly man's response would be to kick the guy in the groin for an unwanted smooch...

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I wonder if he's friends with Darkkwizard

[Hips]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I wonder if he's friends with Darkkwizard

I thought it was Darckwizard? Or is there a Darkk now too? :?:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

No that's probably it, I never paid much attention to dumb fucks, so I probably spelled it incorrectly.

[kheldarin]

I remember a Darksorcerer once. I dragged him outside the gate and nightmare'd him.

Oh, I did that because he was punching everyone.

But secretly I did that because of his name.

[Snapp]

This guy, probably thinking I was either AFK or a female smooched me in the guild.

Nope, he smooches everyone... male, female, afk, or not. He's also a moron.

[Artha]

Hmm, even though Nalina is not the smooching type, you think she'd still get a groin kick for it? <grins wickedly>

You'll just have to see, won't you?

[Wolfmage]

Warning: The PC can be hazardous to your health. Do not attempt to read the PC while eating, drinking, or trying to work. The results could be catastrophic. (I have a hard time explaining why at work, I bust out laughing for seemingly no apparant reason....)

[Tsa`ah]

Artha always has the best build ups to a groin kick.

He should start a character blog title ... Boot to the groin.

[Caiylania]

Oiy. That rocked.

[iohova]

Originally posted by Artha
Back story: This guy, probably thinking I was either AFK or a female smooched me in the guild. He was wrong about both. Thus, I see him in the park the next day and:


You lightly tap Darkkwolf on the shoulder.

Darkkwolf darkly says, "Hi aone."

You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...

You feel much stronger.

You ask, "Remember that time in the guild, when you smooched me?"

You are now in an offensive stance.

You nod.

Darkkwolf nods to you.

You say, "Me too."

[Roll result: 181 (open d100: 94) Penalties: 21]
You kick at Darkkwolf's groin and connect! For just a moment, Darkkwolf's face goes entirely motionless.
...19 damage!
Darkkwolf falls to his knees in pain!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

lol

and yes, i remember a Darkkwizard before too :ugh: (as well as many other Darkk*'s)

[Syberus]

Darckwizard has been around for quite some time.