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09-05-2013, 04:08 AM
a steel grey wool goat with a squared silver bell
unlocked(I think) at cullinary fest '11, zested:
>rub goat
You rub your wool goat between its ears and a look of caprine bliss crosses its face.
>pet goat
You gently pat your wool goat on the head and it nuzzles your hand affectionately.
>poke goat
You poke the tiny bell attached to your wool goat's collar. It jingles softly.
>pull goat
You yank on your wool goat's tail and it bleats in surprise.
>touch goat
You gently pat your wool goat on the head and it nuzzles your hand affectionately.
>hug goat
You squeeze your wool goat tightly and its eyes bulge out alarmingly.
>smooch goat
You give your wool goat a big smooch and receive a mouthful of fur in return.
MB: 50k
a bleary eyed bard doll clutching an empty stein
altered at EG'12, zested:
>tap doll
You tap your bard doll on the shoulder, but it only sighs heavily and rolls its eyes in return.
>turn doll
You turn your bard doll around in whirling circles and it lets out a billowing wail of disgust.
>smooch doll
You give your bard doll a little smooch and it glares back at you in sheer repulsion.
>hug doll
You hug your bard doll and it squints its eyes narrowly and gags.
MB: 50k
a brooding bandit doll
EG'12 item, no idea where from though:
>hug doll
You hug your bandit doll, and it opens its arms as if to embrace you.
>kiss doll
You give your bandit doll a little hug and a kiss. It blushes ever so slightly.
>tap doll
You tap your bandit doll on the shoulder. It looks up and smiles.
>turn doll
You turn your bandit doll around to get a good look at it. It winks at you!
MB: 50k
a sour-faced halfling jester doll
also from EG'12;
>hug doll
You hug your halfling jester doll and it squints its eyes narrowly and gags.
>smooch doll
You give your halfling jester doll a little smooch and it glares back at you in sheer repulsion.
>turn doll
You turn your halfling jester doll around in whirling circles and it lets out a billowing wail of disgust.
>tap doll
You tap your halfling jester doll on the shoulder, but it only sighs heavily and rolls its eyes in return.
MB: 50k
a tattered toy jester - The tattered toy jester is made from torn rags sewn together with thick leather stitches. Its insides are made from some bad smelling plants along with witchwood shavings. Tightly wrapped straw bundles make up the tattered toy jester's arms and legs, and a black amulet hangs around its neck.
EG'12, nice and zesty:
>rub jester
You rub your tattered toy jester on the belly, and it spits at you!
>pull jester
As you pull at your tattered toy jester, its black, lifeless eyes quickly shift to yours. You are unable to look away from its deadly stare. Your eyes glaze over and visions of unimaginable horrors rush through your mind. You can feel the pain of a thousand tortured souls, their hands reaching out to you, but you are frozen in terror and cannot move.
Roundtime: 8 seconds
R>poke jester
You poke your tattered toy jester in the stomach, and it opens its mouth very wide allowing you a quick glance at its razor sharp teeth before embedding them into your forehead!
>pinch jester
You pinch your tattered toy jester. Its mouth crinkles up into a silly grin as it winks at you.
>turn jester
You turn your tattered toy jester over, and it spits out a stream of green slime that dribbles down your shoulder.
>smooch jester
As you smooch your tattered toy jester, its arms begin to flail wildly. A green mist forms around the tattered toy jester enveloping you in it causing you to choke and gag.
Roundtime: 5 seconds
>tickle jester
You begin to tickle your tattered toy jester and notice its face beginning to distort into a very sinister grin. It squirms around in your hands and brings one of its feet up and kicks you in the chin!
>kiss jester
As you kiss your tattered toy jester, its eyes begin to glow a dark red and white froth oozes from its mouth and drips on your chin.
>hug jester
You hug your tattered toy jester, and it lets out a loud belch!
MB: 200k
a gaunt toy zombie parrot
can't remember where it came from, nor is it worn(I was asked):
>hug parrot
You gently hug your toy zombie parrot, and it opens its beak as if to squawk.
MB: 25k
a miniature female scarecrow - Clad in a pink gingham dress, a white scarf, and topped off with a sunny yellow bonnet, the scarecrow has been stuffed with hay to give it form. A flour sack serves as its head, with large button eyes, and a joyful look painted onto its face. The figure stands about two feet tall, from the tip of its head to the bottom of its post, much smaller than its brethren that ward off crows in farm fields.
no zests that I could see
MB: 25k
and a horn! not really fitting, but, eh
a red-flecked dark invar battle horn
shoulder worn, but when held:
>raise my horn
Quickly raising the horn to your lips, you seal your mouth tightly around the mouthpiece and blow into it, trumpeting a piercing alarm which echoes through the surrounding area.
>kiss my horn
As you blow tentatively into the horn, a bit of water trapped inside causes a weak gurgling sound.
>exhale my horn
You exhale fiercely into the horn and are rewarded with a reverberating, flatulence-like blast of noise.
MB: 50k
unlocked(I think) at cullinary fest '11, zested:
>rub goat
You rub your wool goat between its ears and a look of caprine bliss crosses its face.
>pet goat
You gently pat your wool goat on the head and it nuzzles your hand affectionately.
>poke goat
You poke the tiny bell attached to your wool goat's collar. It jingles softly.
>pull goat
You yank on your wool goat's tail and it bleats in surprise.
>touch goat
You gently pat your wool goat on the head and it nuzzles your hand affectionately.
>hug goat
You squeeze your wool goat tightly and its eyes bulge out alarmingly.
>smooch goat
You give your wool goat a big smooch and receive a mouthful of fur in return.
MB: 50k
a bleary eyed bard doll clutching an empty stein
altered at EG'12, zested:
>tap doll
You tap your bard doll on the shoulder, but it only sighs heavily and rolls its eyes in return.
>turn doll
You turn your bard doll around in whirling circles and it lets out a billowing wail of disgust.
>smooch doll
You give your bard doll a little smooch and it glares back at you in sheer repulsion.
>hug doll
You hug your bard doll and it squints its eyes narrowly and gags.
MB: 50k
a brooding bandit doll
EG'12 item, no idea where from though:
>hug doll
You hug your bandit doll, and it opens its arms as if to embrace you.
>kiss doll
You give your bandit doll a little hug and a kiss. It blushes ever so slightly.
>tap doll
You tap your bandit doll on the shoulder. It looks up and smiles.
>turn doll
You turn your bandit doll around to get a good look at it. It winks at you!
MB: 50k
a sour-faced halfling jester doll
also from EG'12;
>hug doll
You hug your halfling jester doll and it squints its eyes narrowly and gags.
>smooch doll
You give your halfling jester doll a little smooch and it glares back at you in sheer repulsion.
>turn doll
You turn your halfling jester doll around in whirling circles and it lets out a billowing wail of disgust.
>tap doll
You tap your halfling jester doll on the shoulder, but it only sighs heavily and rolls its eyes in return.
MB: 50k
a tattered toy jester - The tattered toy jester is made from torn rags sewn together with thick leather stitches. Its insides are made from some bad smelling plants along with witchwood shavings. Tightly wrapped straw bundles make up the tattered toy jester's arms and legs, and a black amulet hangs around its neck.
EG'12, nice and zesty:
>rub jester
You rub your tattered toy jester on the belly, and it spits at you!
>pull jester
As you pull at your tattered toy jester, its black, lifeless eyes quickly shift to yours. You are unable to look away from its deadly stare. Your eyes glaze over and visions of unimaginable horrors rush through your mind. You can feel the pain of a thousand tortured souls, their hands reaching out to you, but you are frozen in terror and cannot move.
Roundtime: 8 seconds
R>poke jester
You poke your tattered toy jester in the stomach, and it opens its mouth very wide allowing you a quick glance at its razor sharp teeth before embedding them into your forehead!
>pinch jester
You pinch your tattered toy jester. Its mouth crinkles up into a silly grin as it winks at you.
>turn jester
You turn your tattered toy jester over, and it spits out a stream of green slime that dribbles down your shoulder.
>smooch jester
As you smooch your tattered toy jester, its arms begin to flail wildly. A green mist forms around the tattered toy jester enveloping you in it causing you to choke and gag.
Roundtime: 5 seconds
>tickle jester
You begin to tickle your tattered toy jester and notice its face beginning to distort into a very sinister grin. It squirms around in your hands and brings one of its feet up and kicks you in the chin!
>kiss jester
As you kiss your tattered toy jester, its eyes begin to glow a dark red and white froth oozes from its mouth and drips on your chin.
>hug jester
You hug your tattered toy jester, and it lets out a loud belch!
MB: 200k
a gaunt toy zombie parrot
can't remember where it came from, nor is it worn(I was asked):
>hug parrot
You gently hug your toy zombie parrot, and it opens its beak as if to squawk.
MB: 25k
a miniature female scarecrow - Clad in a pink gingham dress, a white scarf, and topped off with a sunny yellow bonnet, the scarecrow has been stuffed with hay to give it form. A flour sack serves as its head, with large button eyes, and a joyful look painted onto its face. The figure stands about two feet tall, from the tip of its head to the bottom of its post, much smaller than its brethren that ward off crows in farm fields.
no zests that I could see
MB: 25k
and a horn! not really fitting, but, eh
a red-flecked dark invar battle horn
shoulder worn, but when held:
>raise my horn
Quickly raising the horn to your lips, you seal your mouth tightly around the mouthpiece and blow into it, trumpeting a piercing alarm which echoes through the surrounding area.
>kiss my horn
As you blow tentatively into the horn, a bit of water trapped inside causes a weak gurgling sound.
>exhale my horn
You exhale fiercely into the horn and are rewarded with a reverberating, flatulence-like blast of noise.
MB: 50k