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GSLeloo
08-31-2004, 07:20 PM
Should not be mixed with your eyes!
peam
08-31-2004, 07:22 PM
Or genitalia.
Blazing247
08-31-2004, 07:23 PM
Yeah that's kinda the whole philosophy behind pepper spray.
Kitsun
08-31-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by peam
Or genitalia.

I'm kinda curious to know if this comes from experience...

Usually you don't have to mention the things that seem quite obvious. But maybe that one sorta slipped?
Betheny
08-31-2004, 07:26 PM
Look where it's coming from.

I wouldn't be surprised.
peam
08-31-2004, 07:28 PM
After I had cut some habaneros for some chili, I took a leak. Then I burned.
GSLeloo
08-31-2004, 07:29 PM
Actually my dad would back up peam. My dad was roasting hot peppers this morning on our stove. Somehow like ten hours later I touched something and got it on my hand, rubbed my eye and noticed a rather nasty burning sensation.
08-31-2004, 07:29 PM
I once bit a habanero pepper and got a nosebleed. I think it was interrelated.

As they say in Japan, "Them shits is spicy."
Bobmuhthol
08-31-2004, 07:32 PM
Peppers are gross.
Back
08-31-2004, 08:16 PM
Had a girlfriend once who was cutting peppers then went to itch the cooch. She was on fire for like 20 minutes. Poor thing. Man was she crazy.
Blazing247
08-31-2004, 08:25 PM
<Had a girlfriend once who was cutting peppers then went to itch the cooch. She was on fire for like 20 minutes. Poor thing. Man was she crazy. >

Oh, I bet everyone just LOVED it when she cooked dinner. Nasty.
Latrinsorm
08-31-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by GSLeloo
Should not be mixed with your eyes! <--- Has been there.
SpunGirl
08-31-2004, 09:51 PM
Riight. Jake's friend Rodney was eating hot wings once and then pleasured his girlfriend with his unwashed hands. It wasn't very pleasurable, I'm guessing.

-K
Bobmuhthol
08-31-2004, 10:23 PM
Vomiting directly after eating a large order of buffalo wings and drinking soda hurts very, very badly.
AnticorRifling
08-31-2004, 10:28 PM
We give our parrots the seeds from the peppers, like habeneros and jalapenos (sp), they love them. Well one had flicked a seed far enough away from her perch that it was on the carpet and not on the plastic. I was laying on the floor watching T2 and I stretched out. When I did I noticed something on the ground, I picked it up said ohh it's a pepper seed and threw it back on the mat under the perch. Alittle while later I itched my eye and boom fireworks! It was retarded pain, my dad put me under the faucet in the bath tub and rinsed my eyes for about ten minutes.

I feel your pain.
GSLeloo
08-31-2004, 10:40 PM
Yeah I had to shower and keep cupping water and washing my eyes out. Only problem was I was just finishing dinner when I got it in my eyes so by the time I had got to the bathroom and taken off my clothes to shower, I rubbed my face again and so my eye, cheek, and nose were burning. It did fade after ten minutes but that was a bad ten minutes.
Betheny
08-31-2004, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
Riight. Jake's friend Rodney was eating hot wings once and then pleasured his girlfriend with his unwashed hands. It wasn't very pleasurable, I'm guessing.

-K

That's just wrong, man.
Latrinsorm
08-31-2004, 10:45 PM
Made me wish all restaurants were equipped with them eye-wash things they have in chem labs. But at least I wasn't trying to watch T2 at the time. That totally sucks.
Meos
08-31-2004, 10:47 PM
Red pepper burns on the way out.
Back
08-31-2004, 11:22 PM
Its the seed thats hot. Any Mexican will tell you. Cut out the seeds and its not as hot.
Vesi
09-01-2004, 12:52 AM
Yumm... peppers.

Just not on your privates or pupils!

yeeeoch!

Vesi
Nakiro
09-01-2004, 01:05 AM
I love hot peppers, religiously.

And I have gotten them in the eye before; its not so bad. I've definitely been through worse/more annoying pain.
SpunGirl
09-01-2004, 05:23 AM
This reminded me of a "true lies" story I read in STUFF once.

This dood went home with a hot chick he met at a bar. While they were having sex she requested a little "back door" action, and he, like an idiot, obliged sans condom. The next day he went to pee and noticed his penis was all red and a little swollen. It burned, and kept on burning and getting worse, throughout the day. He thought the girl had given him some freaky disease, so he went to the ER that night when he couldn't stand the pain anymore.

They found a chilie seed in his urethra.

Moral of the story: Eeeew.

-K
kheldarin
09-01-2004, 05:36 AM
Real moral of that story: Don't have unprotected anal sex with member of the human race lest you want a chilie seed in your urethra.
DeV
09-01-2004, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Riight. Jake's friend Rodney was eating hot wings once and then pleasured his girlfriend with his unwashed hands. It wasn't very pleasurable, I'm guessing.

-K

That's just wrong, man. Sick and wrong. Unwashed hands do not belong in pussy. :no:
SpunGirl
09-01-2004, 07:50 PM
HAHAHAHAZ Dev. That would make a great sig, when I have time to change my profile.

-K+
Souzy
09-02-2004, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by peam
Or genitalia.

I heard if you put tabasco sauce on your finger and stick it up a mans anus, they'll get a hard on for hours. True or false?

P.S. I heard it on an episode of Curb the Enthusiasm