Dead animals!

[Pumpkin Queen]

Winners can contact me via PM or AIM, tisaficentt or Loralaii ig






3) a dead parrot (pin worn) SOLD ON BO

4) a striped dead grey tabby CB:150k Grey SOLD

5) a raggedy zombie head toy CB:20k Flayed Angel SOLD



7)a pink baby doll with a line of stitches around its cranium MB:1k

8) an eyeless doll head CB:10k Tisket SOLD

9) an ivory parrot skeleton MB:1k

10) a salt-stained toy bag.
4lbs med closeable, blet worn MB:1k

11) oversized kobold skull case CB:25k Middian SOLD
You estimate that an oversized kobold skull case can store a small amount with enough space for several items.
Belt worn, closeable

12) a blood red crystal ball (turn to answer yes or no questions) CB:SOLD BulletSponge
>turn ball
You turn the crystal ball upside-down, then flip it back over. The crimson liquid within the orb begins to churn and boil, the outer glass becoming hot to the touch.
Serpentine coils of silvery bubbles dance within the sphere, the tendrils twisting and writhing into recognizeable shapes. As you stare at your device, the words "Definitely" take shape.

13) a small child's skull CB:1m Tisket SOLD

14) a whimsical ivory wrist band carved with dancing skeletons MB:1k

15) a deep black deathstone ring. Piercing jewlery, flippable. CB:100K SOLD FlayedAngel

16) a tiny platinum tombstone charm. Pin worn MB:1k

17) an ebony coffin. Opens/closes CB:1k Shimeria <3x>

[Tisket]

MB on 1

[tyrant-201]

I don't want to call you a necrophiliac.. but..

[Lynette Syrlan]

MB on 4 please

[Dasloonix]

MB 11. Thank you.

[sentral]

mb 6
tempted to also mb on 7, which is trully bizzare, i'll think about it.

[neimanz1]

50k on 3

[FlayedAngel]

MB on 5, thanks!

[tallkris3]

Surprised Gweneiva isn't all over this thread!

[Middian]

25k 11

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[FlayedAngel]

Fuck it, I'll bid on 2 and 8 also. :D

[Gizmo]

#3...60k...F you Neimanz

[petiteSylvan]

5k on #6 please!

[ElevenElven]

10k on #1 & #4

[Tisket]

20k on 1

[Pumpkin Queen]

bump

[ElevenElven]

40k #1

[Tisket]

100k on 1

[Tisket]

Oh and 20k on 4...just for the hell of it

[ElevenElven]

150k #1, 50k #4

[Tisket]

200k on 1 and 100k on four

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[JackWhisper]

This makes me want to go out and loot a pet cemetery...

[Tisket]

MB on 13

[Pumpkin Queen]

<3

[Tisket]

At this rate, you won't have to pay for the second portrait you owe me for.

[Grey]

150K on 4

[ElevenElven]

250k #1

[Tisket]

300k on 1

[Tisket]

The dead dog is MINE. I have his name picked out and everything.

[ElevenElven]

I was just going to give it a proper burial, but more than 300k just so you wont molest it seems a bit much. Not like it has feelings anyway.

[Tisket]

lol

[Tisket]

Loralaii should pay you a commission for driving up the price.

[Winter's Kiss]

12 - MB please.

[Pumpkin Queen]

Updated

[Tisket]

13: 150k

[Tisket]

Wait a second...you have Raincall listed as cb @ 100k but I don't see a post to that effect. Is it via PM? I don't like that. Stop being a pussy and post in the thread.

[Tisket]

He/she hasn't even been online since way before my bid on 13. wtf.

[Pumpkin Queen]

True, kick his ass

[FlayedAngel]

100k on 12, and... 200k on 13. *ducks*

[Tgo01]

200k on 13. *ducks*

Get him!!

[FlayedAngel]

Get him!!
SHUSH!!

[ElevenElven]

Wait a second...you have Raincall listed as cb @ 100k but I don't see a post to that effect. Is it via PM? I don't like that. Stop being a pussy and post in the thread.

Tisket really hates getting outbid, huh?

[Tisket]

250k on 13.

I want dead things.

[Tisket]

Oh and 10k on 8 while I'm at it.

[Tisket]

Tisket really hates getting outbid, huh?

A more accurate statement would be, "Tisket has a lot of money and can afford to outbid you."

[Tisket]

200k on 13. *ducks*

Don't make me do a portrait of Crux in a dress cuddling a fluffy bunny rabbit. Because I will.

[Candor]

A more accurate statement would be, "Tisket has a lot of money and can afford to outbid you."

Memo from the Big Boy Club: When you know what a billion silvers looks like, stop on by and we'll see...

[Tisket]

I'm guessing you play Shattered?

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[ElevenElven]

350k on 1.

When I win this dog I'll name it Vertigo.

[Tisket]

350k on 1.

When I win this dog I'll name it Vertigo.

haha, you got my rep comment I see.

I'm going to make it expensive for you, 500k on 1

[Winter's Kiss]

150k on the crystal ball, please.

[ElevenElven]

Who's making it expensive for whom? 600k #1

Taking grammar lessons from unsigned rep.

[Tgo01]

I think ElevenElven is a shill!

[Tisket]

Who's making it expensive for who? 600k #1

One million on #1

Your turn.

[Tisket]

I think ElevenElven is a shill!

Nah, I gave him a signed neg rep comment about his avatar, and he (she?) thinks he's schooling me. Pumpkin Queen didn't employ any shady practices in this thread.

[ElevenElven]

Neg rep cost you 700k.

Schooled.

[Latrinsorm]

Yes, however will Tisket gain 700k silvers...

...it's not like she has an eminently marketable and imminently eschatological artistic talent...

...you definitely win this round...

...?

[Tisket]

lol

[Tisket]

Pumpkin Queen still owes me for the last portrait so the dog is costing me nothing.

Well, nothing out of pocket anyway.

[Taernath]

This is getting intense.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9fyOFefirQ

[FlayedAngel]

Don't make me do a portrait of Crux in a dress cuddling a fluffy bunny rabbit. Because I will.
Pssssh, that's not a threat. IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME ANYMORE.

This is getting craaazy, I'm out on 13 -- I'm not fool enough to come between Tisket and her hard-on for dead things, heh. ;)

[Latrinsorm]

rep: "I'll spend 1 mil on something that was going for 1k just because I make silver drawing" Great logic. In that case, she should pay 1000x the regular price on everything. After all, she'll get her money back drawing.

Yes, that is how having an amazing (and marketable) skill works. You get rich, therefore you get massive dibs in auctions. Please let me know if this is unclear in any way, and I will be more than happy to cite Excel graphs until you put me on ignore for fear of boring yourself to death.

[Tisket]

Pssssh, that's not a threat. IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME ANYMORE.

Okay, this is for you even though you didn't bid again:

[Tisket]

I don't have a bunny to include in that picture. I need to work on further enhancing and expanding my prop library.

[FlayedAngel]

I don't have a bunny to include in that picture. I need to work on further enhancing and expanding my prop library.

My ass... I am laughing it off. :heart:

[Pumpkin Queen]

Oh my, i like frou frou Crux.

[Candor]

I'm guessing you play Shattered?

Yes I do <dramatic pause>. But that's another subject.

[4a6c1]

In this thread: whiney entitledment and jerry springer bullshit over text fluff. Lol, I guess everyone needs a hobby!

[Tisket]

In this thread: whiney entitledment and jerry springer bullshit over text fluff. Lol, I guess everyone needs a hobby!

Well, one thing this thread was missing was an insufferably self-absorbed, narcissistic asshole. But now it's complete.

[TANSTAAFL]

75k on 3

[Middian]

MB #15

[Kireq]

70k on the dead parrot squaker

[Gizmo]

100k on #3

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[FlayedAngel]

20k on 5 and 15, please, and MB on 16 and 17... thanks!

[Lynette Syrlan]

25k on 15 please

[BulletSponge]

13) a small child's skull

350K

12) a blood red crystal ball

200K

[Gizmo]

#13, is it wearable?

[Pumpkin Queen]

#13, is it wearable?

Nope

[Pumpkin Queen]

and updated

[TANSTAAFL]

120k on 3

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[Gizmo]

#3. 150k

[FlayedAngel]

I'll do 250k on 12, and 100k on 15... thanks!

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[Tisket]

#13 400k

[TANSTAAFL]

165k on 3

[Tisket]

Update the fucking sale already.

[Dayko]

Chill, she hasn't been on all day. Trip to LA and such

[Tisket]

I forgot, they don't have internet in California.

[Dayko]

I forgot, they don't have internet in California.

Hah..smartass.

[Latrinsorm]

Let me get this straight:

Tisket makes her desire for dead animals clear.
Tisket demands a timely consummation of that desire.
An animal gives her guff.

Really? Really???

[Tisket]

As punishment for her tardy updating, I considered doing a quick portrait of one of Loralaii's characters engaging in carnal relations with a dead animal. But she might like that, so I changed my mind.

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated, and you may be right Tisket

[FlayedAngel]

As punishment for her tardy updating, I considered doing a quick portrait of one of Loralaii's characters engaging in carnal relations with a dead animal. But she might like that, so I changed my mind.
LMAO.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tomgreen.jpg

[Pumpkin Queen]

Damnit.....now I want to see a portrait of a dead animal........

[BulletSponge]

12) a blood red crystal ball 750K

13) a small child's skull 800K

[Pumpkin Queen]

bump

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[Shimeria]

1k on #17 please

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[Pumpkin Queen]

updated

[Lemonkyst]

I have a locker of dead critters. Not even sure where they came from.