Larstone sucks

You notice Larstone reach into your pockets and remove 60 silvers.
You turn quickly and grab Larstone's wrist, causing him to drop your silvers back in your pocket!
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Telecifier just arrived.
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Telecifier just went through the town gates.
>706 lar
*** TypoHelp: Converted "706 lar" to PREP 706 and CAST AT lar

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Mind Jolt...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Larstone.
CS: +358 - TD: +123 + CvA: +2 + d100: +2 - -5 == +244
Warding failed!
His eyes flash with a searing jolt of light!
He is badly stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>stance o
You are now in an offensive stance.
>715 lar
*** TypoHelp: Converted "715 lar" to PREP 715 and CAST AT lar

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Curse...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Larstone.
CS: +358 - TD: +123 + CvA: +2 + d100: +23 - -5 == +265
Warding failed!
A thread of pure black magic issues forth from your hand toward Larstone. It coils itself around him, whirling malevolently before disappearing within his body.
Larstone begins to move erratically and looks extremely clumsy!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>look
[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The frenetic pace of the city to the south is a far cry from the deceptive calm of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see a wooden barrel.
Also here: a stunned Larstone
Obvious paths: south
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Archales just came through the town gates.
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An animated broadsword glides in.
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Archales just went south.
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Lord Zenedar just came through the town gates.
>look
[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The frenetic pace of the city to the south is a far cry from the deceptive calm of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see an animated broadsword and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Lord Zenedar, a stunned Larstone
Obvious paths: south
>stance d
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You are now in a defensive stance.
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An animated broadsword glides off.
>look lar
You see Larstone Rebros.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.
He appears to be young. He has dark eyes and dark skin. He has short, braided black hair.
He has old battle scars on his left arm.
He is holding a twohanded sword in his right hand.
He is wearing a pitch black cloak, a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, some silver scaled black brigandine with a brilliant orange fireball etched on the right shoulder, some simple black boots, a gold ring, and a crystal amulet.
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Great Lord Boranth just arrived.
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Larstone suddenly trips and falls down!
He is injured in the fall!
... 2 points of damage!
Larstone's left leg jerks momentarily.
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Ravier just arrived.
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Larstone appears too clumsy to get up!
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Ravier just went through the town gates.
>701 lar
*** TypoHelp: Converted "701 lar" to PREP 701 and CAST AT lar

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Blood Burst...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Larstone.
CS: +358 - TD: +123 + CvA: +2 + d100: +27 - -5 == +269
Warding failed!
A ragged wound rips open Larstone's jugular, which begins spurting blood.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
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Trystia just came through the town gates.
>701 lar
*** TypoHelp: Converted "701 lar" to PREP 701 and CAST AT lar

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Blood Burst...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Larstone.
CS: +358 - TD: +123 + CvA: +2 + d100: +40 - -5 == +282
Warding failed!
Blood gushes from Larstone's neck!
The "blood gates" open wider.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Trystia just went south.
>701 lar
*** TypoHelp: Converted "701 lar" to PREP 701 and CAST AT lar

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Blood Burst...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Larstone.
CS: +358 - TD: +123 + CvA: +2 + d100: +21 - -5 == +263
Warding failed!
Blood gushes from Larstone's neck!
The "blood gates" open wider.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Larstone just left.


While I was posting this....

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Larstone just arrived.
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Dragonfaze just went through the town gates.
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Koch just tiptoed in.
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Larstone still looks very uncoordinated.
>701 lar
*** TypoHelp: Converted "701 lar" to PREP 701 and CAST AT lar

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Blood Burst...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Larstone.
CS: +358 - TD: +123 + CvA: +2 + d100: +94 - -5 == +336
Warding failed!
Blood gushes from Larstone's neck!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Larstone just left.

- Arkans

[Betheny]

Man... what the fuck.

People are such pussies.

[Bobmuhthol]

rofl alert.


Maybe he doesn't realize he's still very dead when he does log in?

[StrayRogue]

I believe he is Solescape. I know he reads these boards, so it will be interesting to see how he handles this also.

[Edited on 28-8-04 by StrayRogue]

[Stunseed]

Unfortunately, Larstone is slow in the wits......like Solescape slow.

Damnation Stray beat me to it.

[Edited on 8-28-2004 by Stunseed]

It was all fun and games until Gershon came in and decided to cast a sanctuary. Funboy logged in and ran away still cursed. Lucky me just gets to kill both Gershon and Larstone then. w00t.

- Arkans

[StrayRogue]

You realize that Gershon is Solescape, right?

Yes.

- Arkans

[Parkbandit]

God.. what a pussy and a stupid idiot thief. If you try and steal with 1 person in the room, your chances of getting caught are almost 100%

Dumbass Solescape.

[Gan]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
I believe he is Solescape. I know he reads these boards, so it will be interesting to see how he handles this also.

[Edited on 28-8-04 by StrayRogue]

yes, Larstone is Solescape. I've had to kill both when one logged off and the other logged on to continue the fight. Seems the GM's still have some work to do in removing the stain of Solescape from the lands.

I don't care. I'll just highlight their names and destroy this cock goblin's soul again or something like that.

- Arkans

[Axhinde]

Slammers....:fu:

[Chadj]

I had to warn Larstone because he was being a fucking idiot.

But just wait till I get Chadj back. If any of these fuckers try shit with him, they're dead :heart:. I do love Chadj.

[Chadj]

Also, yes, Slammers fucking suck

[Stunseed]

< Also, yes, Slammers fucking suck >

Pot.....meet Kettle.

[Chadj]

I've slammed once ever, Stunseed. And that was from my own spell. Larstone does it continually, from murders. So quit bitching.

[Nieninque]

There is an acceptable amount of slamming then? ;)

[Stunseed]

Slamming is slamming. I don't particularly care, but you are just as guilty, at least once.

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Nieninque
There is an acceptable amount of slamming then? ;)


Never said that.

Just pointing out that the way Stunseed said it, made it seem like I did it on a continual basis.

Yes, I slammed once to prevent getting my ass kicked by my own spell. Have I done it before, or since? I believe once, in Anwyn, about 10 months ago, because I had just gotten a full spellup and didn't wanna get pwned. Other than that, I do not believe I have ever slammed.

Furthermore, Larstone is a fucking idiot.

[Shadya]

Seriously...Is anyone surprised? He's always pulled that bullshit. He'll be gone soon enough.

[Shari]

HAHAHA. It certainly makes sense that that could be Solescape. Glad I reported his ass.