Boxing Match: Kerry vs. Bush Who do you think would win?

[Chelle]

Okay all political opinions aside. If Kerry and Bush decided to don boxing gloves and enter a boxing ring. Who do you think would win?

I think that would be funny if they did that for fun. Sounds like a SNL skit though.

[Chelle]

I *think* Bush would win because he seems manlyer. And he seems to have a farmboyish tough guy demeanor.

[Snapp]

Depends.. are all of Bush's advisors standing right outside the ring telling him what to do?

[Betheny]

Janet Reno would jump in and pwn them both.

[Back]

Kerry has a better reach and all the botox in his face will protect him from most of the blows. Though Bush may win by hitting below the best or fighting dirty.

[Latrinsorm]

We need a tale of the tape. A 15 round fight would go to Bush, I'm thinking.

[Bobmuhthol]

Kerry would win.

[xtc]

I think Bush would win. It seems fitness and athletics are a part of his life. Kerry doesn't strike me as the athletic type but I could be wrong.

Here is another question before the war in Iraq Saddam made a proposition to Bush to avoid a war. A boxing match. Who do you think would win? Better yet a WWF style tag team match. Chemical Ali and Saddam against Bush & Cheney. Now that I would pay to see.

[Sean]

Cheney is a non factor in the fight.

[Meos]

Kerry wake boards... if your over 50 and doin that shit your gonna whoop the shit out of a guy who golfs...

[Tirayana]

I voted that I didn't care..But isn't Bush shorter than Kerry? I think there's a definite height advantage there. :)

~Tirayana

[Betheny]

Hahahha, I just keep thinking of Janet Reno's Dance Party and laugh.

[Meos]

Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch!

[xtc]

I would still like to see the tag team match maybe Bush/Cheney vs/ Kerry/Edwards. Cheney looks perpetually pissed to me I think the man has a lot of anger just waiting to blow. I think Cheney would kick ass. Edwards look pretty wimpy to me I think Cheney would take him out in seconds. Bush/Kerry match still gotta go with Bush. I think Kerry would do his best East coast Ivy league boxing routine but Bush is bound to womp him with the brass knuckles.

You know I really like this idea. It would be a great tag team match WWF style.

[Chadj]

Kerry would win. It would be like a Holyfield (sp?) Tyson fight. Little dude looks tougher, but taller dude would totally outreach and pwn.

[Atlanteax]

Bush is always hurting himself too...

Choking and falling off bikes/scooters...

But I think he'd still take Kerry despite it all.

I think Kerry would just stand there and take the punishment, he seems Al Gore like in a way...

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Meos
Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch!

<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Snapp]

Cheney would totally have a heart attack as soon as the bell rang. No way he'd win anything.

[Chadj]

Guy who faught in war = Most likely stronger/more physically fit
than
Guy who avoided war and then went AWOL.

[GSTamral]

Gotta give the nod to Bush. Make them the same age, I'd go with Kerry. Kerry, at 66, is probably not capable of beating a toddler in a boxing ring at this stage of life. Make them both 50, the reach advantage is squarely with Kerry

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Chadj
Guy who faught in war = Most likely stronger/more physically fitYes, we all know that physical fitness stays the same over 35 years, regardless of physical activity.

[Kefka]

Kerry would win. Bush is the small guy that talks alot of shit when his boys are around, but runs to dad when he has to handle things on his own.

[kheldarin]

Shit wtf, what about Nader?!

[Caiylania]

We need new ways to find a president. The choices all suck. A bunch of rich men fighting over who gets cool points doesn't do it for me.

[Kriztian]

Originally posted by kheldarin
Shit wtf, what about Nader?!

Nader had a pretty major stroke in the early 90s and pretty much lost the use of one side of his face (it was painful watching him try to speak on Oprah). I don't know if Kerry runs 3 to 5 miles a day, Dubya does, so D. probably has quite the endurance. In the end, though, I'd have to give it to Kerry based on the simple fact that Dubya is severly lacking in the intelligence department. Dubya might pack a punch but he'd most likely be zigging when he should be zagging ...

[DeV]

Originally posted by Snapp
Cheney would totally have a heart attack as soon as the bell rang. No way he'd win anything. I was thinking the same thing.

My bets on Kerry.

[Hulkein]

I'd go with Bush.

Reach means very little if you don't know how to box.

[Wezas]

Match would never start. Bush would choke on a pretzel at the concession stand on the way to the ring.

[Latrinsorm]

He has people take a loyalty oath to go to his rallies. You don't think he'd Secret Service-icize every pretzel stand for miles around for a boxing match?