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DianaBanana
08-30-2004, 07:57 PM
I'm going to be working for some friends at the renfaire again this weekend and I need some help. I'll most likely be in my fool's outfit saturday-monday and I need jokes. If anyone has any good renfaire, medieval, or robin hood jokes please post them. Thanks.
Bobmuhthol
08-30-2004, 08:03 PM
Just make fun of the nerds that actually go to those things. Flawless victory.
Ravenstorm
08-30-2004, 08:05 PM
This coming from the boy in the ninja mask.

Raven
Bobmuhthol
08-30-2004, 08:07 PM
Oh shit I own a black t-shirt I must not be cool anymore.
Meos
08-30-2004, 08:16 PM
My impression of a peasant taking a piss durring a mediveal winter.

Meos turns around, spreads his legs and starts dropping icecubes in front of him
Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-30-2004, 08:30 PM
I like Edaarin's joke.
Latrinsorm
08-30-2004, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I like Edaarin's joke. :waits for the punchline:

Slapstick is ALWAYS funny.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-30-2004, 08:56 PM
The one where he goes...



women's lib
Latrinsorm
08-30-2004, 11:39 PM
gigglz
DianaBanana
08-31-2004, 05:23 PM
Yeah, you guys totally didnt help me at all. Come on, get me some good jokes damnit.
KymberlynX
08-31-2004, 05:28 PM
I used to know a ton of jokes but I'll be damned if I can't remember a single one right now. (new mommy brain fry) I'll try to think of them later and put them in a word doc for you. I'll even make them renfair appropriate. U2U me your email address and I'll see what I can do.
Meos
08-31-2004, 05:41 PM
What did one tampon say to the other?



Nothin they're both stuck up bitches!
Artha
08-31-2004, 05:43 PM
Tell dead baby jokes. Except instead of baby, say peasant. Comedy gold.
Blazing247
08-31-2004, 05:52 PM
Hold up. Lemme jump in my time machine real quick and I'll grab you some jokes.
Wezas
08-31-2004, 05:57 PM
Try Google.

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/sexjokes/medieval.shtml

http://jvj.com/bandgpic.html

A few from the links above:

"I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!"

"Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"

"Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?"

"You scratch my boils and I'll scratch yours. "

"When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched"


[Edited on 8-31-2004 by Wezas]