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Joxter
08-25-2004, 03:13 PM
If you stay in the landing for any amount of time, you'd probably run into Jastio. He's a know park thief. So if anyone wants to post some logs of him, please do so.

Jastio asks, "You want me to stay here and KILL everyone and steal your crap?"
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Krilgar lets out an aggressive snarl and takes a spinning leap towards Jastio!
Krilgar swings a gold-hilted vaalorn-trimmed claidhmore at Jastio!
AS: +321 vs DS: +78 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +20 = +289
... and hits for 98 points of damage!
Terrible slash to Jastio's side!
Entrails spill out, onto the ground!
Death can be SO messy.

* Jastio drops dead at your feet!


A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

AnticorRifling
08-25-2004, 03:21 PM
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see a pure white snow-owl that is flying around, the Jiard disk, the black Liadir disk and a short sword.
Also here: Varnevir who is sitting, Jiard, Lady Ravishina, Daegal who is lying down, Joxter, Onikame, Lord Galeforce who is sitting, Liadir, Michaelous who is sitting, Moorire who is kneeling, Grimgaur, Kazami, Lord Rhodan
Obvious paths: north, south, west
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Aniden just arrived.
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Aniden just went south.
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Suddenly Jastio appears in the room holding onto a ring he has just placed on his finger.
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Galeforce just left.
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Inthar's group just arrived.
>warcry cry jastio
You stare down Jastio and let out an eerie, modulating cry!
Jastio looks at you in utter terror!
Jastio convulses with terrified shivers!

Roundtime: 10 sec.
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Inthar's group just went north.
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Cigamlooc just arrived.
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A blast of stone fragments leaps from a knurl-hilted vultite khopesh in Jastio's gak wool pack.
... 5 points of damage!
Strike hits close to the left eye!
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Daegal grunts non-committally and shrugs his shoulders.
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You hear someone cackle.
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Jastio says, "DAMNit."
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Speaking to Daegal, Kazami says, "I said it was not natural."
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Jastio says, "You idiot."
>stance offensive
A blast of stone fragments leaps from a knurl-hilted vultite khopesh in Jastio's gak wool pack.
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Jastio's left foot!
Jastio screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!
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You are now in an offensive stance.
>howl
You throw your head back and howl!
>'Dat's worth it right dere.
You say, "Dat's worth it right dere."
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You hear someone laugh.
>l
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see the Jastio disk, a pure white snow-owl that is flying around, the Jiard disk, the black Liadir disk and a short sword.
Also here: Cigamlooc, a stunned Jastio who is lying down, Varnevir who is sitting, Jiard, Lady Ravishina, Daegal who is lying down, Joxter, Onikame, Liadir, Michaelous who is sitting, Moorire who is kneeling, Grimgaur, Kazami, Lord Rhodan
Obvious paths: north, south, west
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A blast of stone fragments leaps from a knurl-hilted vultite khopesh in Jastio's gak wool pack.
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to Jastio's back causes him to cry out in pain!

* Jastio drops dead at your feet!

Jastio becomes solid again.
Jastio returns to normal color.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Jastio.
The vultite khopesh in Jastio's gak wool pack returns to normal.
>cackle
A low chirping sound comes from within a cerulean painted cricket box.
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You cackle!
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Speaking to you, Kazami exclaims, "What did you DO ?!"
>stance defensive

Jastio's body decays into compost.

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You are now in a defensive stance.
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Snowdrop comes out of hiding.
Snowdrop falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
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Speaking to you, Kazami exclaims, "What did you DO ?!"
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Kazami tries to pull you towards him.
>'Even easier dan me killin him.
You say, "Even easier dan me killin him."
>chortle
You chortle.
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Jastio just arrived.
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Jastio says, "You damn ass."
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Speaking to you, Kazami asks, "What did you to him ?"
>warcry cry jastio
You stare down Jastio and let out an eerie, modulating cry!
Jastio looks at you in utter terror!
Jastio convulses with terrified shivers!

Roundtime: 10 sec.
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Snowdrop laughs!
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Snowdrop sits up.
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The appearance of great calm leaves Moorire as he looks up and glances around.

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Kazami says, "Show me again."
>stance offensive
Jastio asks, "Cant even let me hunt?"
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...wait 1 seconds.
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Daegal whistles tunelessly to himself.
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Moorire begins to meditate on his lot in life.
>stance offensive
You are now in an offensive stance.
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Snowdrop loses a thorny barrier.
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Lady Ravishina just went north.
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Snowdrop makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
Snowdrop gestures.
Snowdrop is surrounded by a writhing barrier of sharp thorns.
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Jastio asks, "You want me to stay here and KILL everyone and steal your crap?"
>cman sattack jastio
You snarl aggressively and take a spinning leap towards Jastio.
You swing a gold-hilted vaalorn-trimmed claidhmore at Jastio!
AS: +321 vs DS: +78 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +20 = +289
... and hit for 98 points of damage!
Terrible slash to Jastio's side!
Entrails spill out, onto the ground!
Death can be SO messy.

* Jastio drops dead at your feet!


A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Daegal stands up.
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You feel fully energetic again.
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The Jastio disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
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Joxter asks, "What?"
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Kazami exclaims, "Bah !"
>nod
You nod.
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Cigamlooc rubs Jastio.
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Kazami exclaims, "Not that !"
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Mageriah just arrived.
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Jastio's body decays into compost.

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Mageriah just went west.
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Daegal traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
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Daegal gestures at you.
d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
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Mageriah just arrived.
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Kazami says, "That fire thing."
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Mageriah just went south.
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Joxter picks up a battered steel chest.
>watrick tsheath
Please rephrase that command.
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Daegal's face turns slightly pale.
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Lord Skyespirit just arrived.
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Joxter put a battered steel chest in his dark spidersilk cloak.
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Joxter whistles tunelessly to himself.
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Snowdrop stands up.
>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
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Jastio just arrived.
>wartrick tsheath
Dartann just arrived.
Please rephrase that command.
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Daegal removes a skull-capped bleached bone staff from in his tooled stave harness.
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Jastio says, "Stupid FOOL."
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
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The appearance of great calm leaves Moorire as he looks up and glances around.

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Daegal casually observes his surroundings.
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Dartann just went north.
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
>put claid in my har
Snowdrop giggles.
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You put a gold-hilted vaalorn-trimmed claidhmore in your dwarven war harness.
>yawn
You yawn.
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A pure white snow-owl glides slowly through the air, an occasional beat of his wings maintaining his momentum.

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Daegal traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
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Jastio says, "Make me LOOSE everything."
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Daegal gestures at you.
CS: +283 - TD: +166 + CvA: -21 + d100: +17 - +15 == +98
Warded off!
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Cigamlooc starts chortling.
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Jastio says, "You damn fool."
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Dartann just arrived.
>glance dae
You glance at Daegal.
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Dartann sits down.
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Daegal starts chortling.
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Kazami glances at Daegal.
>l dae
You see Daegal Ilgarik the Deceiver.
He appears to be a Dwarf of the Khanshael.
He appears to be burdened with age and shorter than average. He has bright grey-green eyes and ebon skin. He has a bald head. He has a haggard face, a broad nose and a long braided beard.
He has a pair of small ivory bone rings in the ridges of both his ears, a primitive spiral tattoo on his neck, and a small blackened bone spike in the middle of his nose.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a skull-capped bleached bone staff in his right hand.
He is wearing a gold ring, a crystal amulet, some bejeweled mithril-plated boots, some dark suede trousers, a ruby-clasped onyx velvet pouch, a hideous troll skull, an enruned ebonwood pipe case, a frowning skull pin, some fitted silver-threaded leathers, a vile green rotting hide cloak, a lor-clasped tooled stave harness, a diamond-set gornar beard clip, and a mithril and blue diamond ring.
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Daegal waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.
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Jastio says, "You should be hung from the gate."
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
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As Jastio pulls on his crystal amulet, his expression grows darker.
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Daegal shifts his eyes to you.
>'Fer you stealin?
You ask, "Fer you stealin?"
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Lana just arrived.
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Lana just went north.
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Mageriah just arrived.
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Mageriah just went north.
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Lana just arrived.
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Lana just went south.
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Varnevir makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>say ::Dae Doubtful dis be concernin ya
Speaking to Daegal, you say, "Doubtful dis be concernin ya."
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Varnevir gestures.
Varnevir blends into invisibility among the surroundings.
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Mageriah just arrived.
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Snowdrop pulls the drawstrings of her puma hide gem pouch until they are tight, then carefully ties them together.
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Speaking to Daegal, Kazami says, "First it's snow-owl now it's dwarf.. you need help buddy."
>'It be between me and da idiot thief.
You say, "It be between me and da idiot thief."
>l
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see the Mageriah disk, a pure white snow-owl that is flying around, the Jiard disk, the black Liadir disk and a short sword.
Also here: Mageriah, Dartann who is sitting, Jastio, Lord Skyespirit, Cigamlooc, Jiard, Daegal, Joxter, Onikame, Liadir, Michaelous who is sitting, Moorire who is kneeling, Snowdrop, Grimgaur, Kazami, Lord Rhodan
Obvious paths: north, south, west
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Moorire stands up.
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Moorire just went north.
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Daegal hiccups!
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Cigamlooc gasps.
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Daegal belches drunkenly, a goofy smile plastered on his face.
>think Cause he can't do it himself.
Joneth just arrived.
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You focus on projecting your thoughts...
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
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Joneth just went south.
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Daegal shrugs.
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Snowdrop giggles.
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Joneth just arrived.
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Grimgaur just went north.
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Joneth just went north.
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Lana just arrived.
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Lana just went north.
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Daegal makes a rude suggestion and you give him a firm punch for it.
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Cigamlooc belches.
>chat Aww Jastio snuffed it twice in a row...weird.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
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(Kazami grab Daegal's shoulder and turn him towards the statue)
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Cigamlooc chuckles.
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Daegal grunts.
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Lana just arrived.
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Kazami says, "Breath that way."
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A chestnut forest fox saunters in.
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Kazami says, "Thank you."
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Cigamlooc makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Cigamlooc gestures.
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Lana raises her fist defiantly.
>think He's an idiot that sums up what he is nicely.
You focus on projecting your thoughts...
Roundtime: 5 seconds.
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Jiard slides a gold ring off his finger.
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Lana makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
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Lana gestures.
Lana blends into invisibility among the surroundings.
>l
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see a chestnut forest fox, the Mageriah disk, a pure white snow-owl that is flying around, the Jiard disk, the black Liadir disk and a short sword.
Also here: Mageriah, Dartann who is sitting, Jastio, Lord Skyespirit, Cigamlooc, Jiard, Daegal, Joxter, Onikame, Liadir, Michaelous who is sitting, Snowdrop, Kazami, Lord Rhodan
Obvious paths: north, south, west
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Jiard slides an intricate gold and brass ring on his finger.
Suddenly Jiard vanishes!
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Speaking to Kazami, Snowdrop says, "Careful mister, I saw him kill a stoney giant with his breath."
>l jastio
Phrunobbutax just arrived.
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You see Jastio Montuye.
He appears to be a Human.
He appears to be elderly and shorter than average. He has bloodshot blue-grey eyes and ivory skin. He has shoulder length, shiny black hair worn in a ponytail. He has a square-jawed face, a broken nose and a thick neck.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a golden vultite shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a gold ring, an enruned black metal hauberk, a stained gak wool pack, some tall puma hide boots, a delicate sterling silver earring, a crystal amulet, a white opal studded iron necklace, a large sack, some silver filigree combs, and a dark leather locksmith's toolkit.
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Cigamlooc recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Snowdrop nods.
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Cigamlooc works his way out of some elven leathers.
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Cigamlooc gestures.
Cigamlooc looks considerably more imposing.
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Cigamlooc recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Kazami nods to Snowdrop.
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Cigamlooc gestures.
Cigamlooc looks considerably more imposing.
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Speaking to Kazami, Daegal says, "Yer a purdy old fella, fer one of th' tall ones."
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Kazami says, "I don't doubt you."
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Cigamlooc recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
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Cigamlooc gestures.
Cigamlooc looks considerably more imposing.
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
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Jastio hauls off and slaps you up'side the head!
>yawn
You yawn.
>stance offensive
You are now in an offensive stance.
>toss jastio
Cigamlooc recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Snowdrop leans softly against Daegal.
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I don't think that's possible.
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Cigamlooc gestures.
Cigamlooc looks considerably more imposing.
>throw jastio
You attempt to throw Jastio!
MB: 245 vs MB: 85 = 160 -- Gain advantage!
Hard to follow! Fantastic position.
THT 64, d100 roll: 85, modified: 245
... +3 extra hits. Foe thrown to ground and stunned in a nice move.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
>'Go over there.
You say, "Go over there."

4a6c1
08-25-2004, 03:29 PM
:lol2:

that was pretty funny

4a6c1
08-25-2004, 03:32 PM
Also......

You hear the subdued thoughts of Jastio echo in your mind:
"Paying the fine plus 500k for somone to come and kill Krilgar in the park.. Last Chance.."

Urinal Poops
08-25-2004, 04:18 PM
Gotta love repeated slaps that get nothing more than the first one across.

I also have a problem with people wanting to jump in on fights. Happens alot to one of my more unsavory characters and it really burns my ass.

Shari
08-25-2004, 04:29 PM
Since my rogue would never say this, because they're dwarves, but Falgrin and Anticor are my FAVORITE. :heart: you guys!

Chadj
08-25-2004, 05:19 PM
Jastio is a fuckin tard.

Jonty
08-25-2004, 05:21 PM
Why didn't you kill Daegal?

Chadj
08-25-2004, 05:35 PM
Yeah, he shoulda.. or at least stunned the bitch.

Betheny
08-25-2004, 05:40 PM
Um.

Anticor is a giant.:pig:

AnticorRifling
08-25-2004, 07:28 PM
Yeah but Krilgar (my warrior) is a dwarf. It was Krilgar in that log that did the killing.

Warriorbird
08-26-2004, 10:46 AM
I think he's failed to garrotte my warrior more than anyone. That takes doing.

Parkbandit
08-26-2004, 11:40 AM
Nice job Krilgar.. you make me proud.

Of course, I wouldn't have killed Jastio in town because he just isn't worth the fine.

But I'm cheap :)

Joxter
08-26-2004, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Warriorbird
I think he's failed to garrotte my warrior more than anyone. That takes doing.

Actuall I think I may have you beat. Jastio tried garroting me at least 6 times outside the north gate, after a failed attempt in the park. Each time he tried that, my cloak of shadows would spring to life and decimate him.
After he died quite a few times and still failing to hurt me, Jastio started asking on the net how to get around my cloak of shadows. Needless to say, he got laughed at when I expalined why he was asking. So he came back and started slapping me.

Warriorbird
08-26-2004, 02:24 PM
Ha! I remember that. It was hilarious. I was all like, "There is no way around it. Go become a warrior!"

TheEnforcer
08-26-2004, 03:10 PM
HAHAHAHA .. I love seeing this guy get savaged. He is the biggest dummy I've seen around the park in a while.

Blazing247
08-26-2004, 03:24 PM
<He is the biggest dummy I've seen around the park in a while.>

Whoah little guy, we don't use that kind of language around here. Shame on you. The correct way to say it would be, "He is the biggest fucking dumbass I've seen around the park in a while."

TheEnforcer
08-26-2004, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Blazing247
<He is the biggest dummy I've seen around the park in a while.>

Whoah little guy, we don't use that kind of language around here. Shame on you. The correct way to say it would be, "He is the biggest fucking dumbass I've seen around the park in a while." I was trying to be nice.

Chelle
08-26-2004, 03:33 PM
:grouphug:

Nice? What the fuck is nice?

We R TEH EVIL over here.

j/k



[Edited on 8-26-2004 by Chelle]

Drew
08-26-2004, 03:35 PM
I really can't wait for school to start for most of these people....