Ha!

[Tirayana]

This is very random, but it made me laugh.


[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a rolton, some acantha leaf, the Faltath disk, a short sword, some light leather, a rotting modwir strongbox, a short sword, a wooden shield, some light leather, a Wayside Inn and a massive wheeled tower.
Also here: Lord Erstef, Bskins, Kazami, Iomelindi, Beramun, Faltath
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest


Deckits just arrived.
>
You remove a sapphire-set rolaren warblade from in your tackle harness.
>
Deckits gestures at a rolton.
CS: +262 - TD: +3 + CvA: +25 + d100: +2 == +286
Warding failed!
A most painful blow.
The rolton collapses to the ground, emits a final bleat, and dies.
>
Lord Erstef just went through the wooden gates.
>
Deckits roars!
>
Deckits just went southwest.


~Tirayana

[Bobmuhthol]

It made me wonder why there's a thread about someone killing a rolton.

[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
As you progress on this north-south path, the dark forest to the west catches your eye. A little forbidding in its primeval appearance, it is sure to offer a good source of small-game hunting. You also see a rolton, a mottled agate and some light leather.
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>
Wulfhen just arrived.
>
Wulfhen just went north.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>get claidh
You remove a claidhmore from in your leather weapons harness.
>
Great Lord Nightvision just arrived.
>
Great Lord Nightvision just went west.
>cman mblow rol
You swing a claidhmore at a rolton!
AS: +224 vs DS: +9 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +65 = +311
... and hit for 230 points of damage!
Awesome shot collapses a lung!
The rolton collapses to the ground, emits a final bleat, and dies.
Roundtime: 14 sec.
>roar
>
You roar!
>

I win!

[Blazing247]

Hey Bob how old is your warrior?

[Bobmuhthol]

27.

[Blazing247]

I just reactivated my account from a long ass time ago and realized my warrior is 30 and not really that good of a hunter anymore. Show me the way.

[Bobmuhthol]

Get PsiNet, PsiNet skills Bobmuhthol, all your problems will be solved.

[Blazing247]

Ok but promise you won't say who I am on Psinet!

[Jonty]

Yeah, well I can kill a rat....

You swing a fel-hafted executioner's axe at a giant rat!
AS: +519 vs DS: -60 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +91 = +705
... and hit for 468 points of damage!
Masterful slash to the giant rat's lower back!
Spinal cord and life are just memories now.
The giant rat twitches and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Bobmuhthol]

I promise.

Also Jonty that is fucking insane.

[Chadj]

That IS pretty fuckin insane.

[Caiylania]

Poor rat gets no cheese.

[Jonty]

Even more insane via MBLOW:

cman mblow rat
You swing a silvery sylvan infantry adze at a giant rat!
AS: +547 vs DS: -56 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +100 = +738
... and hit for 682 points of damage!
Bloody slash to the giant rat's side!
Instant death, due to lack of intestines.
The giant rat twitches and dies.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 7 sec.

[StrayRogue]

Is that that stupidly weighted axe as well?

[Jonty]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Is that that stupidly weighted axe as well?

It's heavily crit weighted.... But that doesn't matter. MBLOW is the reason I got a DF of around .975.

[StrayRogue]

I wish ambush raised DFs...

[Axhinde]

MBLOW fucking rocks, most I ever hit with it was around 490 on a sea nymph.

[Artha]

I wish ambush raised DFs...

That would be nice, though I do like the chance to raise a rank 2 crit to a rank 6. Of course, if it raised DFs they'd probably put a nerf in to compensate.

[Jonty]

That's why you use mblow from hiding. ;)

[Artha]

>cman help mblow
Skill Name: Mighty Blow
Mnemonic: mblow
Hostile: Yes
Stamina Cost: 30 (+10 for two-handed or two-weapon attacks)
Other Requirements: Polearms cannot be used with this maneuver.
Available to: Warriors.

:'(

[Chadj]

I would so totally want to use a lance with that.

I could get DF of like, 1.150. I would be my own hero.

[Soulpieced]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a curved single-edged sword at a rolton!
AS: +895 vs DS: -50 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +19 = +1000
... and hit for 475 points of damage!
Massive blow smashes through ribs and drives the rolton's heart out the back.
The rolton lets out a final agonized bleat and dies.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Chadj]

... I want to be Soulpieced plz.

[Latrinsorm]

1.088, which obviously would be pretty impressive.

But Chadj, if you were Soulpieced, you wouldn't be the cutest girl in the PC anymore. Tough call.

[Soulpieced]

Unfortunately, that swing was taken when I was about 120... needless to say, my self-cast AS before the change to GSIV was near 770. Had I gotten a large group of AS raising items, I could have done a 1000+ AS swing.

[Chadj]

... I want Soulpeiced as a Char. I will stay me. Therefore, I will have uber bard, AND still be the cutest girl.