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Tgo01
06-25-2013, 02:11 PM
Well then write your own fucking guide!
Tisket
06-25-2013, 02:12 PM
He can spank me with that bow. It's made of rainbows and unicorn hair.

edit the above was addressing TG's edit, not the main post.
Buckwheet
06-25-2013, 02:17 PM
Warriors are ezmode.

haste amulets big 2h weapon

berserk
loot
Slamy
06-25-2013, 02:23 PM
almost impossible to mess up a warrior. Heavy armor and big weapon and go crazy.
Tgo01
06-25-2013, 02:28 PM
But what about dark elves? Where do dark elves fit into all of this?
Allereli
06-25-2013, 02:29 PM
But what about dark elves? Where do dark elves fit into all of this?

yo you don't want to be a dark elf, be a dwarf so you can spit and belch and scratch yourself in 20 different custom ways
Fallen
06-25-2013, 02:30 PM
But what about dark elves? Where do dark elves fit into all of this?

Second only to dwarves, i'm sure.
Buckwheet
06-25-2013, 02:52 PM
Halfling for the win.
AnticorRifling
06-25-2013, 02:55 PM
Halfling for the win.

If you enjoy being taint sniff high to everything then sure they're for the win.
Tgo01
06-25-2013, 03:03 PM
Thread: So you want to be a warrior?

?

Lighten up, it's a party!
Allereli
06-25-2013, 03:14 PM
Lighten up, it's a party!

gemstone profession guides are fucking serious business.
Tisket
06-25-2013, 03:15 PM
Clueless idiot, thy name is Allereli.
Allereli
06-25-2013, 03:16 PM
ok Chrissy, whatever you say, you enjoy your tea now
Buckwheet
06-25-2013, 03:20 PM
If you enjoy being taint sniff high to everything then sure they're for the win.

It doesn't matter with Berserk noob. All that phantom crit weighting with crazy high dex?! Yes please.
Jeril
06-25-2013, 03:26 PM
You don't get the phantom crit weighting with the big heavy weapons, so that is rather moot.
Whirlin
06-25-2013, 03:30 PM
If you enjoy being taint sniff high to everything then sure they're for the win.

That's just an added bonus...

http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/gunther/pleasureman-cover.jpg
AnticorRifling
06-25-2013, 03:31 PM
You don't get the phantom crit weighting with the big heavy weapons, so that is rather moot.

What does being silent have to do with it?
Candor
06-25-2013, 03:36 PM
Clueless idiot, thy name is Allereli.

Hey, that's MY title.

Harrrrrrruuuuumppph.
Jeril
06-25-2013, 03:42 PM
What does being silent have to do with it?

Because you can hit them better when they don't see you coming, of course.
Whirlin
06-25-2013, 03:44 PM
Because you can hit them better when they don't see you coming, of course.

Jeril... if there hasn't been any consent, it's rape.
shad0ws0ngs
06-25-2013, 03:57 PM
Because you can hit them better when they don't see you coming, of course.


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Wheelerm
06-25-2013, 04:06 PM
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. LOL.
Tisket
06-25-2013, 04:06 PM
5246

lol, I like that poster. It puts the responsibility where it belongs.