This is insane.

[Artha]

This all happened in about 3 seconds.

Yngvar holds his hand up before his, bringing his fingertips together into a point. he focuses intently at the space just above his fingers, and a small orb of energy coalesces there, hovering just above his hand. The orb begins to whirl rapidly in place, and thin streams of energy slide away to spin around it as it turns, crackling with electricity as the tempest begins to take form. The crackling sounds grow louder accompanied by the whistling of the raging air as miniature forks of lightning arc around the spinning fury of the maelstrom, and the tempest swells in size as if wanting to escape Yngvar's careful control. As the vortex nears its full potential, though, it seems to waver slightly, then it rapidly spins back into itself as the energy collapses into nothingness.
>
Yngvar holds his hand up before his, bringing his fingertips together into a point. he focuses intently at the space just above his fingers, and a small orb of energy coalesces there, hovering just above his hand. The orb begins to whirl rapidly in place, and thin streams of energy slide away to spin around it as it turns, crackling with electricity as the tempest begins to take form. The crackling sounds grow louder accompanied by the whistling of the raging air as miniature forks of lightning arc around the spinning fury of the maelstrom, and the tempest swells in size as if wanting to escape Yngvar's careful control. As the vortex nears its full potential, though, it seems to waver slightly, then it rapidly spins back into itself as the energy collapses into nothingness.
>
Yngvar holds his hand up before his, bringing his fingertips together into a point. he focuses intently at the space just above his fingers, and a small orb of energy coalesces there, hovering just above his hand. The orb begins to whirl rapidly in place, and thin streams of energy slide away to spin around it as it turns, crackling with electricity as the tempest begins to take form. The crackling sounds grow louder accompanied by the whistling of the raging air as miniature forks of lightning arc around the spinning fury of the maelstrom, and the tempest swells in size as if wanting to escape Yngvar's careful control. The vortex swiftly reaches its full potential, raining tiny hailstones down into and over his palm as it hovers balanced above his fingertips.

This messaging is retardedly long.

[Shari]

>steal yngvar

Doesn't solve the problem, but it makes me feel better.

[Fallen]

Solution? Remove audience reps from illusion training.

The end.

[Nakiro]

Illusion reps are retarded. What the hell is so cool about being able to make illusions like that WHEN YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE 562412526266814904 TIMES FIRST?

Maybe not remove them, but make it so they only work if done in a room with five active guild members.

[Artha]

Or just make the messaging not retardedly long.

[Praefection]

You think it's just annoying to the people who have to watch it? Jesus christ I want to pull out my eyes when I get stuck doing the fucking things. Partly why I don't even bother with sorcerer illusions anymore.

[Jonty]

If not get rid of audience reps or compress the messaging, they should put a time limit on it like they do with warrior tricks. It's like a 20 second wait per person in the room.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Fallen
Solution? Remove audience reps from illusion training.

The end.

Solution? Remove 100 words from the current script.

The end.

[Weedmage Princess]

I agree, you have to wonder what the person who coded the messaging for that was thinking. It's ridiculous.

[DeV]

This is the reason i don't bother with guild traning much anymore. Certainly not in front of people i don't know as the messaging is completely annoying.

[StrayRogue]

The problem was them trying to get guild skills for Sorcerers (because they've been whining for them for years). Solution, re-write Rogue guild skills in a cheap but quick cover-up.

[Stunseed]

My vote goes for finally giving Rangers some guild skills. The rest of it, eh, whatever. Everyone will be in deep shock that Rangers finally got something, you'll simply ignore the annoying long message from Illusions. :whistle:

[StrayRogue]

Rangers have hardly been neglected in the last four years.

[Stunseed]

As far as skills, sure they have. CMAN's are a help, but honestly for a semi, said CMAN's suck.

Spells wise, I'd agree, Rangers do okay.

[Blushy]

Yeah, it's really fucking stupid that they made audience reps that require no wait time. It's kind of insulting to the people in other guilds whose audience reps DO have wait times, not to mention everyone who has to watch the spam. I mean, that messaging even implies that the illusion takes some time to perform. Just boo all around on that one.

[Caramia]

The GM in charge of Illusions already posted months ago that the messaging was being reworked and shortened.

[Chadj]

They fuckin better be.

[Artha]

It shouldn't take months to make the messaging not retardedly long.

[Chadj]

It's the GMs, what do you expect?

[Praefection]

We do have to wait between audience reps too. But some people are stupid and don't care if they spam the entire screen up. And I know even when my illusions fail they still have insane long messages. Either way sorcerers get bitched at.

[Chadj]

Yuppers.

[Jonty]

Originally posted by Praefection
We do have to wait between audience reps too.

And how much time would that be...?

[Trinitis]

the wait time is not hard RT..we can only get a rep every X ammount of time. Don't know it off hand.

[Jonty]

Okay, I've only got 2 ranks in illusioins. But I don't remember having to wait.

[Chyrain]

Actually...THIS is what is annoying:

43504" noun="Naseer">Naseer</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
Niqk snickers.
>
Thurgrim just went out.
>
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
Brillat just arrived.
>
Meos chuckles.
>
Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
Your SIGN OF SHIELDS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
Brillat raises an eyebrow.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
You notice Niqk botch an attempt to conceal himself.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10543504" noun="Naseer">Naseer</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
Syrile just left.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
A swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of Brillat's spidersilk cloak and seals the opening in the cloak with their silk.
>
Syrile just arrived.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
A regal black wolf saunters in.
>
The red fox pants.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
The voice of Nodyre deeply says, "L."
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
You hear someone babbling nearby.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
The voice of Nodyre deeply asks, "You doin' stun reps?"
>
Saberwolv just arrived.
>
The voice of Qahaar says, "No."
>
You notice Naseer slip into a hiding place.
>
The voice of Nodyre deeply asks, "Then why ya doin' that?"
>
Saberwolv just closed a rune-trimmed wizard's cloak.
>
The voice of Qahaar says, "Im doing, they're a bunch of idiot reps."
>
You feel less drained.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10543504" noun="Naseer">Naseer</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
Klaser meditates over Saberwolv.
Klaser takes Saberwolv's nervous system damage.
>
The voice of Nodyre deeply says, "Hmm."
>
Klaser meditates over Saberwolv.
Nothing happens.
>
Saberwolv bows to Klaser.
>
Klaser murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Klaser gestures.
Klaser's nervous system looks better.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
Syrile just left.
>
Saberwolv just handed Klaser some coins.
>
Shinzon just arrived.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
Beldin just arrived.
>
Klaser murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Klaser gestures.
Klaser's nervous system looks better.
>
Shinzon sits down.
>
Klaser murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Klaser gestures.
Klaser's nervous system looks better.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
<pushBold/><a exist="-10162490" noun="Qahaar">Qahaar</a><popBold/> comes out of hiding.
>
Shinzon relaxes somewhat.
>
Shinzon blinks.



NOt that it's his fault the coding is screwed, but criminey...

[MrFeature]

I was just blatently pointing out their faux pas, if they're going to waste their time coding a mud for two completely different systems, they better do it right. It looks like Prime is their test server now.

[Artha]

how the hell did that happen?

[Bobmuhthol]

I wrote a script that causes that error. Funny stuff.

[Artha]

That script is awesome.

[Chadj]

Asshole. I ran that when I meant to edit it and see whats inside.

I'm reading policy right now.

[Bobmuhthol]

Start:
put say FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.
waitfor You say
put report FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.
goto Start

Ahem. Oops.

[Chadj]

Me----> :hammer: <---- Brauden

[Bobmuhthol]

Does anyone else realize the amount of pwnage I've laid?

[StrayRogue]

LOL, thats awesome.

[Betheny]

This file has been downloaded 12 times

[Chadj]

Yeah... I kno.. :club:

[Bobmuhthol]

This is too fucking priceless to not post.

(19:12:13) WTFL0LSTFU: Chadj just ran your script
(19:12:30) WTFL0LSTFU: SEND[Brauden] That's "GameMasters", and take a moment to brush up on policy before I find a large blunt object to interrogate you with.

>


************************************************** **************

Please read the policy file at this time by typing POLICY and the page number that you wish to read. Once you have finished reading all of the policies, a GameMaster will return to answer any questions you may have.

************************************************** **************
(19:12:52) Rachel Pwnz: HAHAHAHAH

(19:13:27) Rachel Pwnz: YOU RAN THE SCRIPT?
(19:13:31) BardishMaster: By mistake, yes
(19:13:37) Rachel Pwnz: DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?
(19:13:56) BardishMaster: I was trying to, I meant to press "Edit script" not "run script"
(19:13:58) BardishMaster: fucler
(19:13:59) BardishMaster: fucker
(19:14:01) Rachel Pwnz: dude.
(19:14:07) Rachel Pwnz: that sucks.
(19:14:08) BardishMaster: im stuck here reading policy now
(19:17:52) Rachel Pwnz: I want an entire log of this.
(19:17:58) BardishMaster: F U
(19:18:12) BardishMaster: ok
(19:18:13) Rachel Pwnz: Please?
(19:18:15) Rachel Pwnz: kewl
(19:21:07) BardishMaster: [Ghastly Revenant Table]
This is a very nice and quiet table, placed over in a far corner. Strange that people seem to stay away from it. Stranger still is the creepy feeling that someone is standing next to you, occasionally touching you. You also see a rotting monir strongbox.
Obvious exits: out
>say FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.You say, "FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS."
[Script]>report FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.say FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.REPORT should only be used to notify the GemStone IV staff of emergency situations or gamewide technical errors. Please use ASSIST for general support.


Message sent to all online game staff. You may type ONDUTY to see which staff members are currently on duty. If you feel the need to speak with the staff, please type ASSIST for a list of options.

[Script]>You say, "FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS."
[Script]>report FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.say FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.You used report once within the last 10 seconds, you will have to wait until after this time to try again.
[Script]>You say, "FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS."
[Script]>report FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.say FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.You used report once within the last 10 seconds, you will have to wait until after this time to try again.
[Script]>You say, "FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS."
[Script]> * Wayward joins the adventure.
report FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.say FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.You used report once within the last 10 seconds, you will have to wait until after this time to try again.
>You say, "FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS."
> * Caynia joins the adventure.
* Fammka joins the adventure.
* Devishal returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
* Atikys joins the adventure.
>You say, "Umm, oops?"

(You have disconnected from Simutronics.)

(19:21:33) Rachel Pwnz: HAHAHAHHAHA
(19:21:48) BardishMaster: It was supposed to be EDIT, not RUN
(19:21:49) BardishMaster: dammit
(19:22:00) Rachel Pwnz: I wish I knew report had that timer.
(19:22:40) Rachel Pwnz: Still reading policy?
(19:22:58) BardishMaster: yup
(19:23:35) BardishMaster: Brauden is PISSED
(19:24:00) Rachel Pwnz: Just tell him what happened.
(19:24:03) Rachel Pwnz: Without saying my name.
(19:24:09) BardishMaster: I tried
(19:24:14) BardishMaster: Even using your name
(19:24:17) BardishMaster: Didn't work
(19:24:18) Rachel Pwnz: ...
(19:24:24) BardishMaster: He just thinks im lying
(19:24:40) Rachel Pwnz: But you aren't
(19:24:49) BardishMaster: But GMS ARE FUCKING STUPID, so...
(19:25:07) Rachel Pwnz: It definitely makes sense that that could happen.
(19:31:47) Rachel Pwnz: Locked out?
(19:32:10) BardishMaster: not sure yet
(19:43:55) BardishMaster: Khaladon says, "Do it again, and ummm, lets see."
>You ask, "Lockout?"
>You chuckle.
>
Khaladon says, "Nah, thats no fun."

Khaladon says, "I leave you doing rogue guild window cleaning reps for 4 weeks only, only 722827773 reps to go.
(19:44:09) Rachel Pwnz: hahaha
(19:44:14) BardishMaster: Khaladon says, "Though two nice people reported they loved me earlier and one said she wanted to have my baby."
(19:44:31) BardishMaster: Khaladon says, "Lets see, trying to open it."
>You say, "Bob has two post down what it is."
>
Khaladon says, "Yep."
>
Khaladon says, "Just wanted to see if it matched up."
>
Khaladon says, "Well, I think it goes without saying."
>You say, "Be more careful with the mouse clicking."
>You gaze heavenward.
>
Khaladon says, "Anything posted on the Players Corner is suspect, useless at best, outright lies at worst."
>You chortle.
>
Khaladon smirks.
>You applaud.
>
Khaladon says, "And of course, running something you didn't write yourself is kinda, ummm, dumb."
>You rub your chin thoughtfully.
>You nod.
>You say, "Quite."
(19:48:24) BardishMaster: ass
(19:48:34) Rachel Pwnz: It was so your fault.
(19:48:41) BardishMaster: U PUT IT UP THERE
(19:48:50) BardishMaster: ass
(19:48:51) Rachel Pwnz: YOU DOWNLOADED IT THINKING IT WOULD BREAK GS
(19:48:52) BardishMaster:
(19:48:53) Rachel Pwnz: HAHAHAHA
(19:48:58) BardishMaster: No,
(19:49:03) Rachel Pwnz: THE NAME WAS BREAKGS.
(19:49:03) BardishMaster: I wanted to see what was in it
(19:49:09) BardishMaster: I thought it would be something more like,
(19:49:17) BardishMaster: say I SUCK AT LIFE CAUSE I WANTED TO BREAK GS
(19:49:18) BardishMaster: nod
(19:49:29) BardishMaster: not**- REPORT FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS
(19:49:40) Rachel Pwnz: rofl
(19:50:20) BardishMaster: ... fuckin prick
(19:50:21) BardishMaster: lol

[Betheny]

OK, I'm still laughing my ass off.

It's probably a very good thing Khaladon came to give you the DL.

[Nakiro]

HOLY SHIT.

<must stop to breathe>


WHAT A DUMBASS!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Bobmuhthol]

Members viewing this page: Arkans, Artha, Bobmuhthol, djbrianc, Drew, JamusPsi, Jolena, Makkah, Nakiro (9 Guests)

[Chadj]

:(

[Chadj]

Come on people, go ahead, IM me, say it.

[Chadj]

Just 4?

Caladari: You ran the script?

JamusPsi: HAHAHA
JamusPsi: You lose so bad.

Rachel Pwnz: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE EEEDDDDDDDDDd

WTFL0LSTFU: FUCK YOU MASTERS


well, then theres always the ones on Psinet talkin shit. MY REP OF COOLNESS IS RUINED

[Edited on 8-26-2004 by Tsa`ah]

[Betheny]

I'm still laughing. STILL. 2 HOURS LATER.

[Chadj]

I lose so hard.

[HarmNone]

Actually, Chadj, when all was said and done, you probably won this one. I can bet there were any number of GMs laughing their asses off. Laughing is a good thing! :lol:

HarmNone

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by Chadj
well, then theres always the ones on Psinet talkin shit. MY REP OF COOLNESS IS RUINED

Your "Rep of Coolness" was ruined a long time prior... :smug:

You got PWNED hardcore-style... you :tool:

[4a6c1]

:lol2:

OMG, thank you for posting that. Too funny!

[Blazing247]

Thank you Bob. That was the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Chadj, you just received the PWN of the Year Award.

[The Korean]

omfg, how did i miss this shit?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by The Korean
omfg, how did i miss this shit?

Good thing I would never, ever let Chadj escape reliving it!

[Artha]

I still laugh about this.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Artha
I still laugh about this.

So do I, to tears almost.

[Dhuul]

um...why did you edit out "GAY" from the reports, lol

[Tsa`ah]

Because the context is not acceptable on these forums.

I came back and read this. It was still extremely hilarious.

- Arkans

[Betheny]

I reread this when I'm feeling down, and I giggle more.

[Bobmuhthol]

Bump.

[Chadj]

....

Asshole.

[Artha]

Stilll almost as funny as Bob's girlfriend.

edit: Not Julie. The other one.

[Edited on 5-21-2005 by Artha]

[Chadj]

... That old one? Where did that pic go...

[Artha]

It's haha.bmp on my dad's computer.

[mgoddess]

Flippin hilarious.... :lolwave:

[Kitsun]

I think I laughed just as hard this reading as the first...

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Chadj
Asshole. I ran that when I meant to edit it and see whats inside.

I'm reading policy right now.

Ahahahaha! I can't believe I missed this, :lol:

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Chadj
well, then theres always the ones on Psinet talkin shit. MY REP OF COOLNESS IS RUINED


ROFLMAO! chadj, that was just too adorable and clueless!

[Bobmuhthol]

Originally posted by Artha
Stilll almost as funny as Bob's girlfriend.

edit: Not Julie. The other one.

Almost as funny as how much you suck.

Not a little. A lot.

[Parkbandit]

Can't believe I missed this thread.

Fucking awesome.

[Kainen]

Holy shit thats funny.. I havent laughed that hard in a while.

[Miss X]

OMG I missed this thread too... ROFL

[Leetahkin]

OMG, I need oxygen! Seriously funny stuff.

[FinisWolf]

Originally posted by Fallen
Solution? Remove audience reps from illusion training.

The end.

True solution, kill the sorcerer. Most sorcerer's have alot more respect for people then that crap.

Finis

[Bobmuhthol]

[OOC]-Culghuun: "That thread probably needs a bump"

[Caiylania]

Still brings a tear of laughter to the eyes.

[Artha]

Hahahaha

[HouseofElves]

<3 you guys. This rocked my world today. I kept laughing randomly at work about it.

[TheRoseLady]

I missed this thread, that was a classic. Thanks for the laughs.

[Kitsun]

Who do we have to bribe to a whole new "Classic PWND" folder and have this pinned to the very top?

[Artha]

This (http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=5720) is another funny one.