Warclaidhm: Retard.

[Betheny]

You ask, "Hey, I can vomit on command. Want to see?"
>
Warclaidhm hugs Solmarar, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
>
Jolena gasps.
>
Speaking quietly to you, Jolena exclaims, "No!"
>
Warclaidhm says, "Can you cry on command? I knew a boy named Howard who could do that."
>
Harliegha says, "Ewww no thank you Maimara."
>
Warclaidhm nods to you.
>
Harliegha cringes.
>
Harliegha shudders.
>
Tirayana nods to Jeazabelle.
>turn warc
You turn to face Warclaidhm.
>
>scream warc
You scream at Warclaidhm!
>
Warclaidhm chuckles.
Warclaidhm hugs you.
>
Speaking quietly to you, Jolena asks, "Please, don't do that. Really. Can't you find something more..pleasant in mixed company to do to entertain yourself?"
>'Don't touch me I'll hang you from your intestines.
You say, "Don't touch me I'll hang you from your intestines."
>
Warclaidhm gasps.
>
Jolena shudders.
>
Warclaidhm says, "Ye couldn't touch me."
>
Speaking quietly to you, Jolena says, "Rope is more appropriate."
>
Jolena nods to you.
>
Speaking quietly to you, Jolena says, "Say it with me. ."
>
Warclaidhm steps forward and challenges you to a duel to the first stun for violating his honor!
You have the option of using CHALLENGE ACCEPT or CHALLENGE REFUSE.
>
Solmarar smiles.
>stand
You stand back up.
Roundtime: 8 sec.
>
Speaking quietly to you, Jolena says, "Intestines bad."
>
In one blurring motion, Warclaidhm snatches a mithril claidhmore from his harness, brandishing it for all to see.
>stow right
...wait 6 seconds.
>
Speaking quietly to you, Jolena says, "Rope good."
>
Jolena seems to be waiting for something.
>
Warclaidhm put a gore covered mithril claidhmore with a gut wrapped hilt in his claidhmore harness.
>stow right
Warclaidhm exclaims, "No ropes!"
>
You put a gnarled black willow harp in your black ritual robe.
>get runest
You remove a rough pale mossbark runestaff with a crimson and black striped death adder wrapped around it from in your black ritual robe.
>
Warclaidhm removes an indigo feras battle axe from in his claidhmore harness.
>rem cors
You take off a side-laced black leather corset set with curved black steel boning.
>spellup auto
PsiNet will now begin to spell you up.

Sending INCANT 101 to the game.

You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Warding I spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
[Spell Hindrance for a deep crimson thorn-entwined corselet is 6% with current Armor Use skill, d100= 4]
Detected armor failure on spell 101. Requeueing it.

Your armor prevents the spell from working correctly.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>stow left
You put a side-laced black leather corset set with curved black steel boning in your black ritual robe.
>
Sending INCANT 101 to the game.

You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Warding I spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
Your magic fizzles ineffectually.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Jeazabelle removes a flask of lumpy red liquid from in her black leather longcoat.
>snort
Sending INCANT 101 to the game.

Warclaidhm swings an indigo feras battle axe at you!
AS: +136 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +31 = +124
... and hits for 21 points of damage!
Wild slash scratches the back of your hand.
*** As the blow lands, the feras battle axe unleashes a severe smiting of lightning!
... 30 points of damage!
Stunning arc of electricity fuses left leg at knee.
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned for 6 rounds!

Warclaidhm has attacked you before accepting the challenge, and has thus forfeited.
>
You are still stunned.
>
You are still stunned.
>
Tirayana grins.
>
Tirayana warmly says, "Uh."
>
Jolena blinks.
>
Solmarar gazes heavenward.
>
Isica softly says, "Eep."
>
Amlaruil blinks.
>
Warclaidhm says, "I win."
>
No response from cast, resending.
Sending INCANT 101 to the game.

You are still stunned.
>
Tirayana warmly says, "That was dumb."
>
Tirayana smiles at Warclaidhm.
>
Isica gasps.
>
Adredrin shakes his head.
>
Weslye gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>spellup stop
PsiNet will stop spelling you up.

Warclaidhm says, "Ack."
>
Adredrin says, "Actually..you lost."
>
Stunseed just opened a deeply hooded elven-crafted robe.
>
Warclaidhm put an indigo feras battle axe in his claidhmore harness.
>
Warclaidhm says, "Yer right."
>stance offensive
You are still stunned.
>
Warclaidhm babbles something unintelligible.
>
Adredrin says, "She never accepted the duel."
>
Isica softly says, "You are bonkers."
>
Weslye groans.
>
Warclaidhm says, "Shes gonna be mad."
>"You're about to die.
You say, "You're about to die."
>stand
You struggle, but fail to stand.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
Warclaidhm cackles!
>
Adredrin says, "And as such, your a horrible warrior."
>
Solmarar recites:

"Please leave your attacks out side."

>stance offensive
Warclaidhm tries to pull you to your feet, but you are too heavy.
>
...wait 1 seconds.
>
Jolena tries to pull you to your feet, but you are too heavy.
>
Weslye murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Jolena tries to pull you to your feet, but you are too heavy.
>"Don't touch me you little puke.
You say, "Don't touch me you little puke."
>stance offensive
Jolena tries to pull you to your feet, but you are too heavy.
>
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
Jolena tries to pull you to your feet, but you are too heavy.
>stand
You stand back up.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
>
Jolena tries to pull you towards her.
>
Jolena sets about preparing you to be as presentable as possible.
>
Warclaidhm removes a claw-hilted black ora claidhmore from in his claidhmore harness.
>
Weslye cackles!
>
Jolena frowns.
>
Weslye confidently says, "Always late."
>
Warclaidhm says, "I won't."
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>'I"m going to gut you, your mother, your father, your siblings, and your children.
You say, "I"m going to gut you, your mother, your father, your siblings, and your children."
>
Warclaidhm says, "Unless you attack me."
>rem corselet
You work your way out of a deep crimson thorn-entwined corselet.
>
Warclaidhm gasps.
>'Payback's a wench.
You say, "Payback's a wench."
<Go outside, spell up. Go back in.>

>hold warc
Warclaidhm pulls his hand away from you.
>"Come outside with me.
You say, "Come outside with me."
>
Harliegha gulps.
>
Tirayana grins.
>"I'm going to rip off your face and wear it around.
You say, "I'm going to rip off your face and wear it around."
>
Jolena nods.
>
Tirayana laughs!
>
A pallid salesclerk steps over to help Jeazabelle.
>
Tirayana warmly says, "I'll pay to watch."
>
Jolena snaps her fingers.
>
Kaeral just arrived.
>
>'Come on, sissy boy.
You say, "Come on, sissy boy."
>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
>l
[The Suited Cadaver]
The stench of decay emanating from a pair of rotting cadavers against the far wall assaults the senses of those in this room, forcing many to cough and gag. Perhaps more shocking than the cadavers' presence is their purpose for such; they are being used to showcase the shop's wares! A pallid salesclerk stands between the two "mannequins," seemingly oblivious to their stench." You also see a cute little sign.
Also here: Kaeral, Incredible Isalin, Warclaidhm, Pumpkinface Grubbart, Jeazabelle, Tirayana who is sitting, Weslye, Amlaruil who is sitting, Great Lady Jolena, Massima, High Lady Lissanne, Symond, Great Lady Tillie, Tsin, Great Lord Victorvon, Lady Tawnyv who is sitting, Archegle, Lord Woulfgar, Mazelina, Adredrin, Isica, Crystalyne, Lady Harliegha, Great Lord Stunseed, Arshwikk who is sitting
Obvious exits: west
>
Jolena quietly says, "I was gonna drag him so you don't have to do it here in front of us."
>
Jolena nods to you.
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Jolena quietly says, "But I can't."
>"Magics aren't allowed.
You say, "Magics aren't allowed."
>cbane warc
*** TypoHelp: Converted "CHAN 302 warc" to PREP 302 and CHAN AT warc

Kaeral just went west.
>
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Bane spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You channel at Warclaidhm.
Your magic fizzles ineffectually.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>'Or he'd be dead a few times over.
You say, "Or he'd be dead a few times over."
>"Come on, you little turd.
You say, "Come on, you little turd."
>
Jolena glances over at you and winces.
>'Are your poo for brains too feeble to understand?
You ask, "Are your poo for brains too feeble to understand?"
>
Speaking quietly to you, Jolena says, "Jerk is more appropriate."
>
Jolena nods.
>mock warc
You say to Warclaidhm, "You, sir, are a saucy, dizzy-eyed malignancy!"
>
A pallid salesclerk steps over to help Jeazabelle.
>
Jolena quietly says, "What? it is."
>
Jolena shrugs.
>
>"Come on, you dinkless snothead.
You say, "Come on, you dinkless snothead."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Jolena quietly exclaims, "Well see! You can be somewhat civil even when insulting!"
>
Jolena quietly says, "Oh my.."
>
Jeazabelle put a Wehnimer's promissory note in her black leather longcoat.
>
Jolena quietly says, "There goes the talk of dinkies."
>
Jolena stares off into space.
>kick warc
You kick Warclaidhm!
>
Jolena shakes her head, clucking her tongue.
>punish warc
Tirayana stands up.
>
You beat Warclaidhm severely.
>
Stunseed stares off into space.
>
Tirayana just went west.
>
Harliegha giggles at Jolena!
>
Stunseed touches one finger to his lips.
>tap runest
You gently tap your mossbark runestaff and the crimson and black striped death adder hisses as it hurriedly slithers down the length of it in a tight spiral. Just as quickly, it turns and slinks back to its original position.
>
>"I'm going to tie you down and cut all the flesh off your legs, down to the bone, and leave you with skeletal legs.
You say, "I'm going to tie you down and cut all the flesh off your legs, down to the bone, and leave you with skeletal legs."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>"let's see you walk around proudly on those.
>
You say, "Let's see you walk around proudly on those."
>
Jolena gasps.
>
Weslye grins.
>
Harliegha cringes.
>
Harliegha shudders.
>'I can keep you alive, too. I have practice.
You say, "I can keep you alive, too. I have practice."
>
Jolena moves to stand behind Stunseed.
>
Weslye confidently asks, "Heal em up and do it all over agian?"
>
Stunseed folds his arms over his chest.
>
Weslye grins at you.
>
Warclaidhm asks, "Hey people do I have to be in the same room as the prayerbeed rafle to win them?"
>'No, I'll let him fester.
You say, "No, I'll let him fester."
>'Fester and rot.
Jolena nods to Warclaidhm.
>
You say, "Fester and rot."
>
Jolena quietly says, "Yes."
>
Harliegha moves to stand behind Woulfgar.
>
Jolena quietly says, "I'll take you."
>w
out
[The Suited Cadaver, Entry]
The cramped entry of this shop is none too impressive, devoid of any furnishings beyond some filthy rushlights that illuminate the area. A rather ghoulish figure clad in black moth-eaten formalwear stands wordlessly by the entryway, emotionlessly watching passersby scurrying to his left and right. Although most of the patrons do not pay it much heed, the younger children who dutifully follow their parents gaze upon it with wide eyes, some horrified by the sight and others simply curious.
Obvious exits: east, west, out
>[Maze of Spirits]
Twisted and gnarled trees take on foreboding countenances, their thick branches reaching out to grab at unsuspecting passersby. The marshy ground shifts uncertainly with each step, the surface more of a floating island than solid terra firma. Thick bramble bushes force their way into the gaps between the massive oaks, effectively blocking further passage north. You also see a smooth slate building.
Obvious paths: south
>cbane warclaidhm
*** TypoHelp: Converted "CHAN 302 warclaidhm" to PREP 302 and CHAN AT warclaidhm

You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Bane spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Cast at what?
>
Great Lady Jolena's group just arrived.
>
cbane warclaidhm

*** TypoHelp: Converted "CHAN 302 warclaidhm" to PREP 302 and CHAN AT warclaidhm

You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>You channel at Warclaidhm.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses Warclaidhm.
CS: +301 - TD: +135 + CvA: -21 + d100: +94 - +5 == +234
Warding failed!
The violet haze chaotically swirls around the Warclaidhm, the tremendous force causing the victim to crumple inward upon itself!
Warclaidhm is hit for 112 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
A raw, red hole is drilled in Warclaidhm's chest by a powerful bolt!

* Warclaidhm drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
Great Lady Jolena just went south.
>
You hear Jolena yell, "Ooops!"
>'Haw haw HAW.
You say, "Haw haw HAW."
>
Great Lady Jolena just arrived.
>
Jolena frowns.
>
Jolena quietly says, "Well I spose you don't have to be there."
>
Incredible Isalin just arrived.
>gig
You giggle.
>l
Isalin says, "Whops."
>'How you like THAT.
You say, "How you like THAT."
>
You feel more refreshed.
>
Jolena shakes her head, clucking her tongue.
>kick warc
You kick Warclaidhm!

<3 Jolena too.

[Nieninque]

I did something similar earlier.
I will dig up the log later on :D

[Betheny]

I would've just posted the kill, but some of the insults were too classic to leave out.

[DeV]

You forgot to kick dirt on his carcass.

[Edited on 10-31-2004 by DarkelfVold]

[Nieninque]

I did that

[Drew2]

>go cav
>
Leloo glances around, looking a bit less confident.
>
[Elvaria's Torture Chamber, Pit]
Ice cold fingers of darkness fill this damp pit. A glimmer of light from the chamber above reveals a moss covered stone scroll. You also see a small crevice.
Also here: Warclaidhm, Aeraelena, Dyvainn, Danialle, Taor, Derryen, Bolinda, Faldari, Amberleia, High Lord Nubunga, Lady Amerith, Lady Pharon, Emislity who is sitting, Kiriane, Ammalynn, High Lady Nynaere, Iooy, Thakirin
Obvious exits: none
>
Warclaidhm says, "My dollie loves me."
>
Bolinda quietly says, "Because it be shoved up yer arse."
>
Amerith says, "My mate does not like other men touching me."
>
Dyvainn shrugs.
>
Aquata just came through a small crevice.
>
Warclaidhm points at an eyeless doll head.
>
Amerith gawks at Bolinda.
>
Warclaidhm shows you an eyeless doll head, which he is holding in his right hand. You see nothing unusual.
>hold war
You grab Warclaidhm's hand.
>go cre
[Keeper's Circle]
Hawkers call out in loud voices, advertising their wares to all passers-by. Living patrons and dead stop to examine the goods, moving from stall to stall. The atmosphere is festive, despite the spectres and skeletons that amble about. You also see a golden brown jaguar, a metal wand, a raffle table with some stuff on it, a dirt-caked pine box, a snake-etched rickety wagon, a rickety dark oak wagon, a wooden barrel, a shadowy carriage and a dark cavern.
Also here: Stinky Maleficius, Maerit, Lady Mecrea, Darkdelon, Tall Teeth Tatiyanna, Drakam, Great Lady Leloo, Linthe, Mikare, Salorisa, Lord Queshu, Subarashi, Kieana
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
Warclaidhm followed.
>bone war
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Warclaidhm.
You concentrate intently on Warclaidhm, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Warclaidhm!
CS: +313 - TD: +132 + CvA: -21 + d100: +99 - +5 == +254
Warding failed!
Warclaidhm shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Warclaidhm is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive blow to chest collapses sternum!
He is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to abdomen looks painful!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Semiera just arrived.
>go cav
[Elvaria's Torture Chamber, Pit]
Ice cold fingers of darkness fill this damp pit. A glimmer of light from the chamber above reveals a moss covered stone scroll. You also see a small crevice.
Also here: Aquata, Aeraelena, Dyvainn, Danialle, Taor, Derryen, Bolinda, Faldari, Amberleia, High Lord Nubunga, Lady Amerith, Lady Pharon, Emislity who is sitting, Kiriane, Ammalynn, High Lady Nynaere, Iooy, Thakirin
Obvious exits: none
>
Kiriane gives Amerith a playful bite.
>
Warclaidhm just came through a small crevice.
>
Amerith's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
>
Warclaidhm says, "Damn it."
>l war
Pharon rubs Dyvainn.
>
You see Warclaidhm Powerswing.
He appears to be a Giant of the Araime Clan.
He appears to be as old as the hills and very tall. He has intense, violet-flecked emerald-hued eyes and fair skin. He has a shaven head of steel grey hair. He has a broken nose and a broad chest.
He has a dancing bunny tattoo on his arm, and a crossed claidhmore tattoo on his arm.
He has deep gashes and serious bleeding from his abdominal area, and deep gashes and serious bleeding from his chest.
He is bleeding badly from the chest, and badly from the abdomen.
He is holding an eyeless doll head in his right hand.
He is wearing a ruby amulet, a weathered velvet coin pouch, a leering boar skull that watches you with shining ruby eyes, an ancient claidhmore harness chained with several shimmering silver coins, a dragonmist crystal orb pin, a bluish-black pin, a Warrior Guild Master pin, an enamelled silver tanik pin, a heavy backpack, a delicate ora earring, a vest made of bright jester's motley, a large yellow sack, a blinking fisheye ring, a crystal amulet, some full plate, a gold ring, a rune belt, and a misshapen gold pendant.
>
Kiriane grins.
>
Warclaidhm says, "That was ridiculous."
>
Bolinda leans against a small crevice.
>
Warclaidhm just went through a small crevice.
>l
[Elvaria's Torture Chamber, Pit]
Ice cold fingers of darkness fill this damp pit. A glimmer of light from the chamber above reveals a moss covered stone scroll. You also see a small crevice.
Also here: Aquata, Aeraelena, Dyvainn, Danialle, Taor, Derryen, Bolinda, Faldari, Amberleia, High Lord Nubunga, Lady Amerith, Lady Pharon, Emislity who is sitting, Kiriane, Ammalynn, High Lady Nynaere, Iooy, Thakirin
Obvious exits: none
>
Warclaidhm just came through a small crevice.
>
Bolinda lets out a cheer!
>l war
You see Warclaidhm Powerswing.
He appears to be a Giant of the Araime Clan.
He appears to be as old as the hills and very tall. He has intense, violet-flecked emerald-hued eyes and fair skin. He has a shaven head of steel grey hair. He has a broken nose and a broad chest.
He has a dancing bunny tattoo on his arm, and a crossed claidhmore tattoo on his arm.
He has deep gashes and serious bleeding from his abdominal area, and deep gashes and serious bleeding from his chest.
He is bleeding badly from the chest, and badly from the abdomen.
He is holding an eyeless doll head in his right hand.
He is wearing a ruby amulet, a weathered velvet coin pouch, a leering boar skull that watches you with shining ruby eyes, an ancient claidhmore harness chained with several shimmering silver coins, a dragonmist crystal orb pin, a bluish-black pin, a Warrior Guild Master pin, an enamelled silver tanik pin, a heavy backpack, a delicate ora earring, a vest made of bright jester's motley, a large yellow sack, a blinking fisheye ring, a crystal amulet, some full plate, a gold ring, a rune belt, and a misshapen gold pendant.
>
Warclaidhm growls ferociously!
>
Warclaidhm sits down.
>
Insodus just arrived.
>l
>
[Elvaria's Torture Chamber, Pit]
Ice cold fingers of darkness fill this damp pit. A glimmer of light from the chamber above reveals a moss covered stone scroll. You also see a small crevice.
Also here: Lord Insodus, Warclaidhm who is sitting, Aquata, Aeraelena, Dyvainn, Danialle, Taor, Derryen, Bolinda, Faldari, Amberleia, High Lord Nubunga, Lady Amerith, Lady Pharon, Emislity who is sitting, Kiriane, Ammalynn, High Lady Nynaere, Iooy, Thakirin
Obvious exits: none
>
Amerith attempts to hum a merry little tune.
>
Warclaidhm put an eyeless doll head in his heavy backpack.
>'I've told you about touching me, looking at me, or speaking to me
You say, "I've told you about touching me, looking at me, or speaking to me."
>
Amerith attempts to hum a merry little tune.
>
Bolinda folds her arms over her chest, her eyes glazing over with boredom.
>
Warclaidhm says, "I didn't look at you."
>
Insodus clearly asks, "Elvaria been around today yet?"
>'Also I just woke up so it's not the best time.
>
Warclaidhm says, "I showed you my doll head."
>
You say, "Also I just woke up so it's not the best time."
>

[Hulkein]

Next time add a classy - act urinates on Warclaidhm's corpse.

[Betheny]

I would do that, but the last time I did I got warned.

[Eiderfleur]

Warclaidhm taps Imnuvar lightly on his shoulder.
>
Warclaidhm says, "My sir magician."
>
Starna just arrived.
>
Jaken grins at Leung.
>
Snowdrop stares at Warclaidhm.
>
Stinky Maleficius just went west.
>
Warclaidhm says, "I have a question."
>
Jaken shows Leung his black silk trousers.
>say ::warc Dun distract him!
Speaking to Warclaidhm, you exclaim, "Dun distract him!"
>
Staerin hums a seemingly random tune.
>
Tayre traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
>
Tayre gestures at Warclaidhm.
CS: +268 - TD: +135 + CvA: -21 + d100: +95 - +5 == +202
Warding failed!
A pall of silence settles over Warclaidhm.
>
Dazmar grins at Imnuvar.
>
Staerin peers quizzically at Leloo.
>
Tayre says, "No you don't."
>fold warc
You glance at Warclaidhm and fold your arms across your chest.

[Nieninque]

You quietly whisper to Warclaidhm, "Firnaya is giving warrior alterations only."
>
>
Warclaidhm peers quizzically at you.
>
Warclaidhm whispers, "Thanks. Where?"
>

You quietly whisper to Warclaidhm, "In the garden."
>

You quietly whisper to Warclaidhm, "North of the keepers circle and through the gate."

Warclaidhm whispers, "Thank you."
>

>
Warclaidhm just went west.

[Eiderfleur]

Originally posted by Nieninque
You quietly whisper to Warclaidhm, "Firnaya is giving warrior alterations only."


LOL So cruel

[Snapp]

:lol2: You guys kill me.

<<You say, "I'm going to rip off your face and wear it around." >>

My favorite.

[Kainen]

<<You quietly whisper to Warclaidhm, "Firnaya is giving warrior alterations only." >>


Ok I damn near fell out of my chair laughing at that.

The dinky insult sucked. The face one was pretty funny. Warclaidhm's secret desire? :sloppy: to you.

- Arkans

[Jenisi]

Warclaidhm the romantic...


Warclaidhm says, "Jenisi, ye look very beautiful."

[Betheny]

Aren't you an elf?

He was shoving that retarded bush in my face yesterday going I HATE ELVES MAIMARA, I PRETEND THIS IS YOU MAIMARA, BLAH BLAH.

Way to RP, Warclaidhm. You hate all elves, except those you want to boink? :?:

[Jenisi]

ROFL Jenisi is dark elven, yeah.

[Eiderfleur]

The funny thing is......

Yesterday I was in the room briefly when he was getting his bush hence the previous log in Benitrose's shop, but he must have asked for a halfling shaped head or something because Benitrose glanced at him sternly and said something along the lines of "I am a halfling" to which Warclaidhm ducked and was like "... elf then?"

Not entirely sure what it was about but just assuming from what he's been doing to Maimara.

[Betheny]

I'm a half-elf, for one, for another, if he's that upset about my turning him into a smoking pile of guts, he should have thought about the consequences when he attacked me. :)

[4a6c1]

You say, "I'm going to tie you down and cut all the flesh off your legs, down to the bone, and leave you with skeletal legs."

You say, "Let's see you walk around proudly on those."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH pppfffhhtkdakjfkea

[Nieninque]

>Warclaidhm says, "I haven't gotten a single alter."

>Speaking to Warclaidhm, you exclaim, "Shut up!"

Leloo says, "Whining doesn't help."

>Leloo nods to you.

>say ::warcla we dont careSpeaking to Warclaidhm, you say, "We dont care."

>Leloo says, "I so agree with you."


>Warclaidhm is trying to drag you. If you want to prevent this type "GROUP CLOSE".
Warclaidhm grabs you and drags you out.
[Deadly Delights]
The floor of this room is made of unscrubbed stone of various odd shapes and sizes. The walls are covered in washed stone with chains and large nails studded along the length. Hooks are imbedded at various intervals with large dark candles stuck on them. The burning candles add little light to the already dark room. There is a small wooden door in the wall. You also see a small sign and a large notice.
Also here: Warclaidhm
Obvious exits: north, south

Warclaidhm just went south.
sY


>[Deadly Delights, Entry]
Everything about this room spells luxury. The ceiling is made of opaque crystal with silver and gold veins running throughout, as if metal spiders had spun webs across the crystal. The light coming through the crystal forms interesting patterns on the floor, which is covered with deep red silk rugs. The walls are made of deep mahogany panels, covered with tapestries done by different artists. Each tapestry is worked in fine silks of brilliant colors, threaded through with gold and silver threads. You also see a blackened steel weapon stand with some stuff on it, a hammered steel weapon stand with some stuff on it, an ornate ebon door, a large sign and a large notice.
Also here: Warclaidhm, Lord Drazner
Obvious exits: north

>Anghosina just arrived.
Warclaidhm just went into an ornate ebon door.
>go door

>[Keeper's Circle]
The smell of warm pastries drifts in from the northwest. Children pull at their mothers' skirts, urging them more rapidly in that direction, and even adults seem to be drifting that way. The merchants in the area appear to consider this a mixed blessing, for while the smells lead people to the area, they also lead customers past their shops. You also see the Chalandrah coffin, a pure white snow-owl that is flying around, a large stone cottage and a small alley.
Also here: Warclaidhm, Dennay, Riggin, Wylde
Obvious paths: south, northwest
>Y
You notice Warclaidhm slip into a hiding place.

>Anghosina just arrived.

>616 war*** TypoHelp: Converted "616 war" to PREP 616 and CAST AT war

You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.

>Cast at what?

>You notice Warclaidhm try to tiptoe silently away.

>Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>Y
hideRoundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

>You come out of hiding.
You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.

>Anghosina just arrived.
s[Keeper's Circle]
The crowd flows around a small knot of people standing off to one side. They greet each other in happy voices, some alive, others passed on. By the tone of the conversation, it is easy to see that these are long-lost relatives, finally reunited for this time with the ones they loved in their existence. You also see a tall peaked cottage and a lopsided wooden building.
Also here: Warclaidhm who is hiding, Dahleet, Katta
Obvious paths: north, south


>point warYou point at Warclaidhm, ruining his hiding place.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

>A pure white snow-owl glides into view.


>616 war*** TypoHelp: Converted "616 war" to PREP 616 and CAST AT war


>You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.

>You gesture at Warclaidhm.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Warclaidhm! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 37 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... hits for 24 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs right hand!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Senglent just arrived.

>616 war*** TypoHelp: Converted "616 war" to PREP 616 and CAST AT war

You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.

>You gesture at Warclaidhm.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Warclaidhm! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 15 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Bladder impaled, what a mess!
... hits for 29 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike clean through neck, what a shot! Good form!

* Warclaidhm drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
* Warclaidhm was just reunited with his ancestors!


>Aeronwen says, "Why on earth."
>cover warc

>You kick some dirt on the dead body of Warclaidhm.

[GSLeloo]

Heh I was at another alterer that night and he came in and got picked but she'd only work on stuff in his shop. So right on cue he started begging for money and whining and crying cause he wanted this robe that was 48k and still had to pay for the alter... I wanted to just kill him.

[AnticorRifling]

I almost wish I would have taken a few days off work and bought a ticket just so I could destroy that kid over and over.

[Betheny]

I don't get this kid.

Like, if he was just an annoying twat, I could deal with that. Maybe if he just had a grating personality.

But he PATHOLOGICALLY does this shit, TO HIMSELF. Why go to a pay event if you have no money? Why play a game if it brings you no enjoyment? Why???

[Brattt8525]

He has money, its the silly folks who think he has none that he is enjoying. I saw him today with one of those morphing runestaffs, also saw him in digging in the graveyard, at 2K a shovel.

[Sylph]

Well that ora claidhmore isn't worthless...




Anyway... Warclaidhm has always been dumb. I think ive seen him die at the hands of other players more than any other player in history...

[crazymage]

you and oreoelf should hang out

[Kainen]

Last post before yours was Nov of last year.... Warclaid is long gone and a dead subject..

[Sylph]

That aimed at me, Sergey? If so... I don't understand.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<That aimed at me, Sergey? If so... I don't understand.>>

It was because you're retarded and bump stupid threads.

[Kainen]

Duh.. it was aimed at you.. Sergey just happened to post while I was writing a post here.. that didn't include rude comments.

[Betheny]

I forgot I made this thread.

I almost miss GS.

[HarmNone]

Me, too, Maimara....."almost" being the operative word. :lol:

[crazymage]

no slight against you but you both are new posters and bumping tons of old threads, doesnt bother me just thought you two had alot in common!

[Liberi Fatali]

Warclaidhm left Gemstone? Did he get banned, or did he leave on his own?

[Kainen]

He was banned. He was addicted to GS like a monkey on crack.

[HarmNone]

He got banned, Tabor. The good thing is, we've not seen hide nor hair of him in awhile now. I worry that bringing up the name will bring up the nemesis. :scared:

[Liberi Fatali]

Originally posted by HarmNone
He got banned, Tabor. The good thing is, we've not seen hide nor hair of him in awhile now. I worry that bringing up the name will bring up the nemesis. :scared:

Heh, I was not aware (Curiously, does anyone know what he did?). May I have your forgiveness, my lady? ::bows gracefully::

Hoho.

[Bobmuhthol]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=11820

[HarmNone]

Noble3, needless to say, is one of Warclaidhm's aliases here. He has a whole bevy of them. ;)

As the log in the thread Bob posted shows, he got banned for being a jackass. No surprise there, eh? :spin:

[Sylph]

Originally posted by crazymage
no slight against you but you both are new posters and bumping tons of old threads, doesnt bother me just thought you two had alot in common!



Didn't realize they were so old(didn't check the dates) till someone pointed it out to me.

[Slingblade]

<<Warclaidhm put a gore covered mithril claidhmore with a gut wrapped hilt in his claidhmore harness.>>

Fucking democrat two-handers. No wonder Warclaidhm's so stupid.

<<You say, "Come on, you dinkless snothead.">>

:rofl:

[Edited on 2-26-2005 by Slingblade]

[Jolena]

Originally posted by Maimara
I forgot I made this thread.

I almost miss GS.


You say, "Don't touch me I'll hang you from your intestines."
>
Warclaidhm gasps.
>
Jolena shudders.
>
Warclaidhm says, "Ye couldn't touch me."
>
Speaking quietly to you, Jolena says, "Rope is more appropriate."
>
Jolena nods to you.
>
Speaking quietly to you, Jolena says, "Say it with me. ."
>
Warclaidhm steps forward and challenges you to a duel to the first stun for violating his honor!
You have the option of using CHALLENGE ACCEPT or CHALLENGE REFUSE.
>
Solmarar smiles.

You stand back up.

>
Speaking quietly to you, Jolena says, "Intestines bad."

In one blurring motion, Warclaidhm snatches a mithril claidhmore from his harness, brandishing it for all to see.

Speaking quietly to you, Jolena says, "Rope good."

Jolena seems to be waiting for something.



HAHAHA. I had forgotten all about that day. Man we had fun, especially watching Maimara's reactions to Jolena trying to make her more docile. Teehee. If you ever do come back, we gotta hook up. Good times :D

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Tabor

Originally posted by HarmNone
He got banned, Tabor. The good thing is, we've not seen hide nor hair of him in awhile now. I worry that bringing up the name will bring up the nemesis. :scared:

Heh, I was not aware (Curiously, does anyone know what he did?). May I have your forgiveness, my lady? ::bows gracefully::

Hoho.
But of course, gentle sire!

Now...if he comes loping back in here.....

:axe:

[Edited on 2-27-2005 by HarmNone]

[Sylvan Dreams]

befriend Warclaidhm cold

Then he can't touch you.

[Betheny]

I'd actually consider coming back just for some good RP, but I think that within 2 hours of listening to the Landing's bullshit I'd probably cancel in disgust again. :(

I do miss some of the good times I had there.

Edited to add an 'o'. One can never have too many 'o's' in one day, right?

[Edited on 2-27-2005 by Maimara]

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Sylvan Dreams
befriend Warclaidhm cold

Then he can't touch you.

Your advice is a few months too late.

But if they ever implement demeanor in World of Warcraft, I'll think about you when I put every random person I've never really had interaction with on cold, 'just in case' they take stuff from these boards into the game. Kind of like Warclaidhm did.

Meaning, I'd never really had any dealings with him IC before. Unless you count him talking at me about the boards out loud.

Really, I'm good at reading people, but I can't spot every fucktarded uterine reject out there.

[Divinity]

>bone war
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.

Knowing my friend Tayre, this was just really funny. :heart: Tayre