Kobolds are just plain silly.

[Amberlei]

A kobold's eyes light up as she spies the kobold skin! Reaching down, the kobold snatches up the kobold skin and holds it up in the air exclaiming, "I'se always wonted wun ov dese!" With that, a look of smug satisfaction crosses the kobold's face as she stuffs the kobold skin into her canvas sack.

:bleh:

[Drew]

A kobold swings a short sword at itself!
AS: +26 vs DS: +4 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +87 = +149
... and hits for 30 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures calf!
The kobold crumples to a heap on the ground and dies.
The kobold lets loose a ghostly sigh of frustration.

[Nieninque]

Awww...Kobold Curbain

[GSLeloo]

I like when Kobolds can trip a 90 train lord. That's funny. Kobolds are easily the cutest creatures IG.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Nieninque
Awww...Kobold Curbain

Cobain.

I was told recently that spelling kobolds up is frowned upon. So I had to find other ways to have fun.

A kobold drops his short sword and snatches up a feras mattock!



>A kobold thrusts with a javelin at a kobold!
AS: +6 vs DS: +60 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +61 = +35
A clean miss.
The kobold says, "Blargh! I'se soooo sawry!"

The kobold points at Rocksand and says, "I'se aiming for her!"



>A kobold bops another kobold over the head and shouts, "Stoopid!"

[Nieninque]

oh yeah.

The Hobgoblins(?) in the Toadwort in Vaalor are also funny.
They make fun out of your shoes and ask if your mum dressed you.

They also lose their grip on their weapon sometimes and it flies into the next room. Someone said somewhere once (it might have been on these boards) that they were hit with a flying axe on the head and ended up with a 3 round stun or something.

[Artha]

Heh, the goblins around the landing are like that.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I was actually hunting a little guy the other day and was thinking how cool kobs/goblins are. Really neat characteristics/mannerisms built in. I bet some older critters are the same way, but get obliterated/obliterate you so fast you don't get to appreciate it.

[DeV]

I like how the Orcs can tweak the nose of someone 5 times their level and still cause a minor head wound.