Naked Woman on Mushrooms Rescued...

[NinjasLeadTheWay]

I think at some point we should just let natural selection take its course...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naked-woman-on-mushrooms-rescued-784532

After receiving a 911 call that a female hiker was “high on mushrooms and in distress,” Boulder County Sheriff’s Office deputies and other assorted rescue personnel (35 in total) responded to Chautauqua Park.

[Tgo01]

How many of those 35 were men?

[NinjasLeadTheWay]

It was probably a slow day for first responders.

[Atlanteax]

Wonder what the charges against the other two male hikers are to be? Says pending charges for them as well.

Unless they think that they tricked her into eating the shrooms and there was some scandalous stuff, and then it got out of hand, and they called 911?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Should charge them all for the cost of the rescue.

[Latrinsorm]

Unless they think that they tricked her into eating the shrooms and there was some scandalous stuff, and then it got out of hand, and they called 911?No time to wonder about the context of the story, it's time to jump to conclusions!!!

[Atlanteax]

No time to wonder about the context of the story, it's time to jump to conclusions!!!

I'll defer to WB's expertise when it comes to jumping to conclusions.

[Latrinsorm]

WB, how was this the direct result of one of President Bush's failed policies, perhaps abstinence-only education?

PB, how was this the direct result of one of President Obama's failed policies, perhaps ending the war in Iraq?