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Edaarin
08-18-2004, 04:45 PM
First time I've spent any time in the Trophy Room, it's been taken over...

Aniketos says, "This has been my room since the hovel gang moved here."
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You see Lord Aniketos the Scout.
He appears to be a Vaalor Elf.
He appears to be in the spring of life and taller than average. He has almond-shaped crystal blue eyes and fair skin. He has long, tied back honey blonde hair worn in elaborate braids. He has thin pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a single arrow shaft in his right hand.
He is wearing a gold ring, a silver-veined thanot long bow, some deathstone earrings, a wild black rose, a sturdy dark leather gem pouch, a bright silvery satchel, a veniom-threaded sack, some matte black leather pants, a leaf-embossed brushed leather thigh-quiver, a veniom bound orc hide ankle sheath, some oil-rubbed leather boots, a moss covered scouting cloak clasped at the neck with a Vaalorian crest, a glowing amulet, and some midnight blue battle-armor darkly engraved with patterns of ancient elemental runes.
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The voice of Krenkle says, "And it's mine because I have allies in said gang."
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Name: Krenkle

Race: Halfling Gender: Female
She appears to be very young and average height.
She has dark-rimmed steel grey eyes and ruddy skin.
She has raggedly cut, greasy grey-brown hair.
She has a weathered face, a crooked nose and frown lines.


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Faramund says, "Have your delusions. Everyone knows whose room this is."
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Aniketos says, "Well I was in said gang."
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Aniketos says, "So by default I am above the furball."
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Faramund says, "I'll take all of both yer limbs off."
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Faramund says, "It's MY room."
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The voice of Krenkle says, "That's impossible. Everyone knows elves are flawed."
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Left for a minute here...

Aniketos says, "They are delicious in the right sauce."
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The voice of Krenkle says, "But there is a reason we aren't lunch."
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The voice of Krenkle says, "Because were smarter and sneakier than you."
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Faramund asks, "You taste bad?"
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Aniketos chuckles.
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Faramund says, "All skin and bones."
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Aniketos says, "No, they're all fat."
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Faramund says, "And skin and bones."
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Aniketos says, "The meat falls off the bones."
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Faramund asks, "What meat?"
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Aniketos pares away the excess wood from a single rough arrow shaft, taking care to keep the shaft straight.
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Jrakkarra says, "You guys are making me ill."
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Aniketos says, "The Dhe'nari have a great halfling cookbook."
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Faramund grins.
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Jrakkarra shudders.
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Faramund cackles!
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You hear someone mutter something under her breath.
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Aniketos carefully cuts a nock into the end of his arrow shaft.
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Aniketos says, "Ask Snuffy."
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Krenkle comes out of hiding.
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Aniketos put a skinning knife in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Jrakkarra asks, "Who's snuffy?"
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Krenkle stands up.
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Aniketos says, "Starsnuffer."
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Faramund asks, "There still any halfling-skin equipment around?"
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Krenkle checks her equipment, adjusting and rearranging her gear.
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Faramund says, "I need some of that."
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Krenkle asks, "Who gave him his name, a clown?"
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Speaking to Jrakkarra, Faramund says, "Quit buying stuff."
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Jrakkarra leans on Faramund.
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Aniketos says, "I suggest you say that to Starsnuffer, he's one of the oldest mages around."
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Jrakkarra says, "I'm not.. I just want a damn mirror."
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Faramund laughs!
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Aniketos says, "He's been around since the early Ice age."
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The area becomes darker.
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Faramund says, "You'd think a good name would have been available back then."
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Faramund chuckles.
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Aniketos chuckles.
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Krenkle glances at Faramund.
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Krenkle cackles!
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Jrakkarra just nudged Faramund.
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Faramund bites Krenkle!
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Aniketos says, "He was the first Dhe'nar."
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Krenkle lets out a yelp!
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Jrakkarra says, "Besides I have decent gear."
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Faramund says, "Tastes like chicken."
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Krenkle hauls off and slaps Faramund up'side the head!
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Aniketos says, "One of the first."
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You notice Krenkle slip into a hiding place.
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Aniketos put a skinning knife in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos removes a bottle of fletching glue from in his veniom-threaded sack.
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Aniketos carefully applies a bit of fletching glue to his arrow shaft.
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Aniketos put a bottle of fletching glue in his veniom-threaded sack.
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Aniketos reaches for a bundle of plain white fletchings and removes some of them.
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Aniketos attaches some plain white fletchings to his arrow shaft, holding them in place for a bit.
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Faramund says, "You better hide furball."
>title prof set thief

Setting your profession title to Thief.
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The voice of Krenkle says, "I did, stop telling me to do things I've already done."
>spell active
Faramund nods to Jrakkarra.
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Faramund nods to Jrakkarra.
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You currently have the following active spells:
Elemental Defense I
Elemental Defense II

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Aniketos makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
Aniketos gestures.
A sudden burst of bright light emanates from Aniketos's hand!
Krenkle is revealed from hiding!
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.signs

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
sign defending
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
[Script]>sign warding
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
[Script]>sign shields
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
[Script]>sign striking
You flex your muscles with renewed vigor!
[Script]>sign smiting
You flex your muscles with renewed vigor!
[Script]>sign swords
You flex your muscles with renewed vigor!
[Script]>sign deflection
You feel magical energies distort and flow around you.
[Script]>sign dissipation
Magic flows towards you, but does not reach you.
[Script]>

[Script aborted.]
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Krenkle says, "It just confirms what I previously suspected."
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Jrakkarra giggles.
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Aniketos removes a skinning knife from in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos whittles the end of his wooden shaft down to a point.
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Faramund cackles!
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Jrakkarra giggles at Faramund!
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The voice of Krenkle says, "That you're slow."
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Aniketos adds a wooden arrow to his bundle of arrows.
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Aniketos removes a single rough arrow shaft from a bundle of rough arrow shafts.
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Aniketos pares away the excess wood from a single rough arrow shaft, taking care to keep the shaft straight.
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Faramund says, "Next time I see you Krenkle you lose a limb ."
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Faramund nods.
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Aniketos carefully cuts a nock into the end of his arrow shaft.
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The voice of Krenkle says, "Someone doesn't feel to secure about his abilities."
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Faramund says, "She's scared now."
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Aniketos put a skinning knife in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos slings a silver-veined thanot long bow off from over his shoulder.
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Aniketos nocks a single arrow shaft in his thanot long bow and draws back as though preparing to fire. Instead, he carefully un-nocks the shaft and releases the string, then makes a tiny cut on the shaft.
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Aniketos slings a silver-veined thanot long bow over his shoulder.
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Aniketos removes a skinning knife from in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos studies a single arrow shaft for a moment, then cleanly slices the end off.
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The voice of Krenkle says, "Quaking like a bowl of jelly."
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Aniketos makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
Aniketos gestures.
A sudden burst of bright light emanates from Aniketos's hand!
Krenkle is revealed from hiding!
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Aniketos put a skinning knife in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos removes a bottle of fletching glue from in his veniom-threaded sack.
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Aniketos carefully applies a bit of fletching glue to his arrow shaft.
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Jrakkarra says, "Uh oh."
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Faramund chuckles.
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The voice of Krenkle says, "Have to see me first."
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Faramund says, "Shoulda done it."
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row shaft from a bundle of rough arrow shafts.
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Aniketos pares away the excess wood from a single rough arrow shaft, taking care to keep the shaft straight.
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Aniketos carefully cuts a nock into the end of his arrow shaft.
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Aniketos put a skinning knife in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos slings a silver-veined thanot long bow off from over his shoulder.
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Aniketos nocks a single arrow shaft in his thanot long bow and draws back as though preparing to fire. Instead, he carefully un-nocks the shaft and releases the string, then makes a tiny cut on the shaft.
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Aniketos slings a silver-veined thanot long bow over his shoulder.
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Aniketos removes a skinning knife from in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos studies a single arrow shaft for a moment, then cleanly slices the end off.
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Jrakkarra just opened a bone-clasped black leather cloak.
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Aniketos says, "Only cast."
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Jrakkarra removes a small statue from in her black leather cloak.
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Aniketos put a skinning knife in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos removes a bottle of fletching glue from in his veniom-threaded sack.
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Aniketos carefully applies a bit of fletching glue to his arrow shaft.
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Jrakkarra just closed a bone-clasped black leather cloak.
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The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
Krenkle is forced from hiding!
Krenkle loses her balance and falls over.
Aniketos loses his balance and falls over.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
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Great Lord Faramund just arrived.
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Faramund traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
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Faramund gestures at Krenkle.
CS: +310 - TD: +60 + CvA: +12 + d100: +88 - +20 == +330
Warding failed!
Her right leg explodes!
Krenkle is stunned!
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Faramund chuckles.
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* Leaia just bit the dust!
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Aniketos says, "There is a roundtime on that."
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Jrakkarra asks, "Fara you use these statues?"
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Aniketos stands up.
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Aniketos reaches for a bundle of plain white fletchings and removes some of them.
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Aniketos attaches some plain white fletchings to his arrow shaft, holding them in place for a bit.
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Krenkle says, "That was hardly fair."
>'Casting quake in town isn't a wise idea.
You say, "Casting quake in town isn't a wise idea."
>rgam get silent dag from boots
You remove a thin flawless steel dagger from your steel-plated boots and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
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Krenkle just crawled painfully east.
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A severed halfling leg spasms for a moment on the ground.
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Faramund says, "No fine for quake."
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Jrakkarra asks, "Quake?.. what quake?"
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Faramund says, "It's an illusion."
>'No, but you might annoy some of the locals
You say, "No, but you might annoy some of the locals."
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Aniketos says, "Plus its comedy gold."
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A severed halfling leg pulsates unpleasantly a bit, dripping blood.
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Aniketos removes a skinning knife from in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos whittles the end of his wooden shaft down to a point.
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Faramund says, "I care."
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Faramund asks, "?"
>shrug
You shrug.
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Aniketos adds a wooden arrow to his bundle of arrows.
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Aniketos removes a single rough arrow shaft from a bundle of rough arrow shafts.
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Aniketos pares away the excess wood from a single rough arrow shaft, taking care to keep the shaft straight.
>'It's your body
You say, "It's your body."
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The severed halfling leg finally stops twitching and decays away.
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Faramund says, "Not many locals can do anything about."
>"This one can.
You say, "This one can."
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Jrakkarra sighs.
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Faramund cowers.
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Aniketos carefully cuts a nock into the end of his arrow shaft.
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Faramund says, "Was a quake."
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Jrakkarra asks, "And why would you do that?"
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Jrakkarra peers quizzically at you.
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Faramund says, "Not the end of the world."
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Aniketos put a skinning knife in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos slings a silver-veined thanot long bow off from over his shoulder.
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Aniketos nocks a single arrow shaft in his thanot long bow and draws back as though preparing to fire. Instead, he carefully un-nocks the shaft and releases the string, then makes a tiny cut on the shaft.
>'Because I don't like people trying to knock me over?
You ask, "Because I don't like people trying to knock me over?"
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Aniketos slings a silver-veined thanot long bow over his shoulder.
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Aniketos removes a skinning knife from in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Aniketos studies a single arrow shaft for a moment, then cleanly slices the end off.
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Jrakkarra asks, "Your kidding right?"
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Aniketos put a skinning knife in his orc hide ankle sheath.
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Faramund says, "Wasn't trying to knock you over."
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You feel fully energetic again.
>'You cast a spell that effects an entire room
You say, "You cast a spell that effects an entire room."
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Faramund says, "Sure did."
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Jrakkarra says, "Didnt bother me."
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Faramund says, "Actually."
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Jrakkarra shrugs.
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Faramund says, "Several rooms."
>l jra
You see Jrakkarra the Warrior.
She appears to be a Giant.
She appears to be very young and taller than average. She has silver-flecked pale grey eyes and tanned skin. She has very long, braided blue-black hair worn in a single braid.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a small statue in her right hand.
She is wearing a gold ring, a crystal amulet, a leaf green satchel, a metallic mail sack, some gleaming silvery invar bracers, a silver-tipped opalescent lily pin, a black leather silver studded belt, a bone-clasped black leather cloak, some laced wolfskin boots, a rare inky black rose, an enruned golden topaz barrette, a pair of half-lensed spectacles, a woven imflass weapon harness, an ivory and red dreamstone earring, an onyx-clasped black leather pack, a midnight blue vest, a coin-fastened tan suede gem pouch, a velveteen cobalt blue ribbon, some bone white mail, a small black vultite target shield, and a glittering golden helm.
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You notice Krenkle try to tiptoe silently by you.
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Jrakkarra just nudged Faramund.
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A golden vaalorn main gauche flies out of the shadows toward Faramund!
Faramund blocks the missile with his shield!
Momentum carries a golden vaalorn main gauche past Faramund to land nearby.
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Jrakkarra asks, "What do these statues do?"
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Faramund says, "Thats a nice main gauche."
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Krenkle comes out of hiding.
Krenkle picks up a golden vaalorn main gauche.
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Jrakkarra says, "Heh talk about annoying.."
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Krenkle comes out of hiding.
Krenkle put a golden vaalorn main gauche in her black leather thigh-sheath.
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Faramund rubs Krenkle.
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Krenkle says, "Yeah, what about it."
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Faramund leans on Krenkle.
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* Sanford is off to a rough start! He just bit the dust!
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Krenkle falls over.
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Faramund says, "You're mad now."
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Krenkle asks, "Is that a command?"
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Faramund chuckles.
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Faramund pulls Krenkle to her feet.

Blazing247
08-18-2004, 04:49 PM
Not that I advocate unwarranted PVP, but I think you should've killed Krenkle, Faramund, and the A-guy in that order, proclaimed the room yours, and stormed out.

Shari
08-18-2004, 05:13 PM
My...head...must find...asprin...the bleeding...

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-18-2004, 05:34 PM
WOOSEY. Should have cut off his hand.

Parkbandit
08-18-2004, 05:42 PM
Edaarin was scared.

Puss.


Here's what SHOULD have happened:


You say, "Casting quake in town isn't a wise idea."

You remove a thin flawless steel dagger from your steel-plated boots and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
Roundtime: 2 sec.

Krenkle just crawled painfully east.

A severed halfling leg spasms for a moment on the ground.

Faramund says, "No fine for quake."

Jrakkarra asks, "Quake?.. what quake?"

Faramund says, "It's an illusion."

You say, "No, but you might annoy some of the locals."

Aniketos says, "Plus its comedy gold."

A severed halfling leg pulsates unpleasantly a bit, dripping blood.

Aniketos removes a skinning knife from in his orc hide ankle sheath.

Aniketos whittles the end of his wooden shaft down to a point.

Faramund says, "I care."

Faramund asks, "?"

You shrug.

Aniketos adds a wooden arrow to his bundle of arrows.

Aniketos removes a single rough arrow shaft from a bundle of rough arrow shafts.

Aniketos pares away the excess wood from a single rough arrow shaft, taking care to keep the shaft straight.

You say, "It's your body."

The severed halfling leg finally stops twitching and decays away.

Faramund says, "Not many locals can do anything about."

You say, "This one can."

Jrakkarra sighs.

Faramund cowers.

Aniketos carefully cuts a nock into the end of his arrow shaft.

Sign of madness

hide

cman silentstrike Faramund

Smirk

AnticorRifling
08-18-2004, 05:52 PM
Silent strike all three without ever saying a word, rgambit sit, unhide, then just sit and listen to the bitching while you laugh to yourself.

StrayRogue
08-18-2004, 05:56 PM
Should have killed em both.

Artha
08-18-2004, 06:00 PM
You should have killed everyone there.

Edaarin
08-18-2004, 06:04 PM
Unfortunately, culling retardation from the gene pool isn't a good enough reason to kill people. I was sort of hoping Faramund would try something though.

EDIT: Plus inconsistent bad guy RP annoys the crap out of me. Pick on level 10 halfling? No problem. Someone you can't ward? Oops, I wasn't trying to hit you!

[Edited on 8-18-2004 by Edaarin]

Edaarin
08-18-2004, 07:13 PM
Faramund says, "And you thought sorcs were blind."
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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The voice of Aniketos says, "You're like level 500."
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[Entering rest mode...press any key to resume.]

Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Lord Waryn just arrived.
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You see a gold-buckled weapon sling open.
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Aniketos is revealed from hiding.
Aniketos fires a wooden arrow at Faramund!
AS: +111 vs DS: +197 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +24 = -30
A clean miss.
The wooden arrow flies off to the east!
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Faramund points at Krenkle, ruining her hiding place.
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Krenkle looks around for a moment before sighing disappointedly.
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Krenkle looks around for a moment before sighing disappointedly.
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Waryn removes a single rough arrow shaft from a bundle of rough arrow shafts.
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Krenkle looks around for a moment before sighing disappointedly.
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Waryn pares away the excess wood from a single rough arrow shaft, taking care to keep the shaft straight.
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Faramund cackles!
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Krenkle looks around for a moment before sighing disappointedly.
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You hear someone snicker.
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Krenkle looks around for a moment before sighing disappointedly.
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Aniketos is revealed from hiding.
Aniketos fires a wooden arrow at Faramund!
AS: +111 vs DS: +197 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +41 = -13
A clean miss.
The wooden arrow streaks off into the distance!
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Faramund points at Krenkle, ruining her hiding place.
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Aniketos is revealed from hiding.
Aniketos fires a wooden arrow at Faramund!
AS: +111 vs DS: +197 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +97 = +43
A clean miss.
The wooden arrow flies off to the northeast!
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Faramund chuckles.
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A quick flick of Krenkle's wrist sends a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe into flight!
Krenkle throws a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe at Faramund!
AS: +189 vs DS: +197 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +25 = +48
A clean miss.
Momentum carries a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe past Faramund to land nearby.
A quick flick of Krenkle's wrist sends a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe into flight!
Krenkle throws a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe at Faramund!
AS: +188 vs DS: +197 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +48 = +70
A clean miss.
a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe flies past Faramund, disappearing into the local environs.
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You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
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Faramund stands up.
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Krenkle removes a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe from in her weapon sling.
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Krenkle removes a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe from in her weapon sling.
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You hear someone chanting an arcane phrase...
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Waryn starts cutting a nock into the end of his arrow shaft, but in a momentary lapse of concentration, cuts off the end.
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Faramund slings a veniom-bound rolaren tower shield off from over his shoulder.
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
Faramund finds a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe that had been obscured from view!
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Krenkle searches around for a moment.
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Krenkle put a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe in her weapon sling.
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Krenkle put a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe in her weapon sling.
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Krenkle picks up a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe.
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Krenkle picks up a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe.
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Waryn removes a single rough arrow shaft from a bundle of rough arrow shafts.
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Krenkle put a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe in her weapon sling.
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Krenkle put a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe in her weapon sling.
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Krenkle just closed a gold-buckled weapon sling.
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Waryn begins to pare away the excess wood from a single rough arrow shaft, but accidently cuts too deeply into one side. Muttering slightly, he discards the useless shaft.
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Lord Gurwulf just arrived.
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Krenkle comes out of hiding.
Krenkle sits down.
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Faramund points at Krenkle, ruining her hiding place.
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Gurwulf kneels down and begins to meditate.
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You hear someone chuckling.
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Faramund laughs!
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Faramund leans on Krenkle.
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Krenkle says, "Pain in the ass."
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Aniketos is revealed from hiding.
Aniketos fires a wooden arrow at Faramund!
Faramund blocks the missile with his shield!
The wooden arrow disappears into the local environs.
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Aniketos mutters under his breath.
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Waryn removes a single rough arrow shaft from a bundle of rough arrow shafts.
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Aniketos makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
Aniketos gestures.
A sudden burst of bright light emanates from Aniketos's hand!
Aniketos's burst of light reveals a wooden arrow that had been obscured from view!
Krenkle is revealed from hiding!
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Waryn pares away the excess wood from a single rough arrow shaft, taking care to keep the shaft straight.
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Aniketos adds a wooden arrow to his bundle of arrows.
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Faramund winks at Krenkle.
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Faramund points at Aniketos.
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Waryn starts cutting a nock into the end of his arrow shaft, but in a momentary lapse of concentration, cuts off the end.
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Faramund laughs!
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You hear someone whistling to himself in the shadows.
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[Leaving rest mode.]


[Entering rest mode...press any key to resume.]

Faramund makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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[Leaving rest mode.]

Faramund gestures.
Faramund appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.
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Waryn removes a single rough arrow shaft from a bundle of rough arrow shafts.
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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The appearance of great calm leaves Gurwulf as he looks up and glances around.

Gurwulf begins to meditate on his lot in life.
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Waryn begins to pare away the excess wood from a single rough arrow shaft, but accidently cuts too deeply into one side. Muttering slightly, he discards the useless shaft.
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Aniketos is revealed from hiding.
Aniketos fires a wooden arrow at Faramund!
AS: +222 vs DS: +319 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +8 = -57
A clean miss.
The wooden arrow streaks off into the distance!
>
Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Faramund points at Krenkle, ruining her hiding place.
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Faramund says, "I'm tripled in perception."
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Faramund chuckles.
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Waryn removes a single rough arrow shaft from a bundle of rough arrow shafts.
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Waryn begins to pare away the excess wood from a single rough arrow shaft, but accidently cuts too deeply into one side. Muttering slightly, he discards the useless shaft.
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Krenkle asks, "Sorcs can do that?"
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The voice of Aniketos says, "The hell you are."
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The voice of Aniketos says, "No he's joking."
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Faramund says, "We sure can."
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Faramund says, "Migration period."
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Faramund searches around for a moment.
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Faramund says, "Only had to give up 100 ds."
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Faramund says, "I'll stop."
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Faramund says, "Just wanted you to know I could."
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Faramund snickers.
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[Edited on 8-18-2004 by Edaarin]

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-18-2004, 07:22 PM
Report his OOC ass and then kill him. How some fuck up gets that old is beyond me.

Blazing247
08-18-2004, 07:23 PM
Plz kill him. His blatant OOCness and his ego need to be stopped.

Blazing247
08-18-2004, 07:25 PM
<How some fuck up gets that old is beyond me.>

Money. I can't wait till I see my former characters in a "blah blah is a fucking idiot" thread. I actually got a kick out of knowing that some n00b would be running around PWNing people in the body of a capped cleric.

Artha
08-18-2004, 07:25 PM
How some fuck up gets that old is beyond me.

I wonder... (http://search.ebay.com/gemstone-IV_W0QQsofocusZbsQQsbrftogZ1QQfromZR10QQsotrZ2QQso sortpropertyZ1QQsosortorderZ1)

Edaarin
08-18-2004, 07:30 PM
Faramund makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Faramund gestures at a simple wooden chest.
You hear a soft click from the chest and it suddenly flies open.
Suddenly, you hear a sound like shattered crystal and a bright amethyst light flashes from the lock mechanism!

Faramund is engulfed by the light!
... 45 points of damage!
Tremendous plasma discharge slices deep into Faramund's chest!

* Faramund drops dead at your feet!

The air calms down around Faramund.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Faramund.
The deep blue glow leaves Faramund.
The white light leaves Faramund.
The very powerful look leaves Faramund.
The bright luminescence fades from around Faramund.
Faramund appears to lose some internal strength.
The light blue glow leaves Faramund.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Faramund.
Faramund becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
A boiling wave of plasma moves outward from a simple wooden chest.
You are buffeted by the boiling wave of plasma, and knocked to the ground.
You are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 20 sec.
... 50 points of damage!
Your neck and shoulders blasted away by intense wave of plasma.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

...departing in 14 mins...
Aniketos is buffeted by the boiling wave of plasma, and is knocked to the ground.
... 45 points of damage!
Muscle and bone blasted to pieces by searing wave of energy!
He is stunned!
Tijay is buffeted by the boiling wave of plasma, and is knocked to the ground.
Methadun is buffeted by the boiling wave of plasma, and is knocked to the ground.
Gurwulf is buffeted by the boiling wave of plasma, and is knocked to the ground.
Waryn is buffeted by the boiling wave of plasma, and is knocked to the ground.
... 75 points of damage!
Explosive burst wreaths Waryn's body in blue flames!

* Waryn drops dead at your feet!

Vazryl is buffeted by the boiling wave of plasma, and is knocked to the ground.
... 35 points of damage!
Fiery blast of plasma blows Vazryl's leg into a bloody spray!
He is stunned!
Krenkle is forced out of hiding as she is knocked to the ground by the boiling wave of plasma.
... 35 points of damage!
Awesome lash of plasma severs Krenkle's arm completely!
She is stunned!

A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Faramund has committed endangering public safety!"


The wooden chest is ripped into shreds by the blast!
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Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
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Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
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Methadun laughs!
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Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
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The appearance of great calm leaves Gurwulf.
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Methadun struggles to stand, but fails.
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Methadun firmly says, "Thats funny."
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[Raging Thrak Inn, Trophy Room]
The charred form of a fireplace occasionally billows small clouds of dust from a spot away from the crowd in the tavern. Charred animal skins lie before the hearth, flanked on either side by clawed and raggedly ripped couches. Broken and blackened trophies of forgotten hunts line the burnt and stained walls. You also see the Gurwulf disk, a lynx pelt, a simple wooden wastebasket, a large fireplace with some stuff on it and a thrak hide curtain.
Also here: a stunned Lord Aniketos who is lying down, Tijay who is lying down, Methadun who is lying down, Lord Gurwulf who is lying down, the body of Lord Waryn who is lying down, a stunned Vazryl who is lying down, a stunned Krenkle who is lying down, the body of Great Lord Faramund who is lying down
Obvious exits: northeast, east
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A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Alarke.
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Faramund gives a ghostly chuckle.
>'Idiot.
You say, "Idiot."
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Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
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The ghostly voice of Waryn says, "Nice."
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A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Kaelowyn.
>exp
Level: 8 Deeds: 0
Experience: 78629 Deaths this level: 0
Exp. until next: 13871 Death Recovery: 0
Mental TPs: 20 Fame: 14051
Physical TPs: 0 Mana: 0/31 max
(72 Mnt converted to Phy)

Your mind is as clear as a bell.

You feel a strange sense of serenity, and find you are able to reflect on recent events with uncommon clarity and understanding.

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Methadun stands up.
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The ghostly voice of Faramund says, "Figured 125 ranks of perception could spot a trap."
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Taar just arrived.
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Dispater just arrived.
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Aniketos becomes solid again.
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Methadun firmly asks, "Who didnt get hit?"
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Kaelowyn chuckles.
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Taar gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Taar gestures at Vazryl.
The glazed look leaves Vazryl.
>

The town constable rushes in, followed closely by his posse!
The town constable glances at Faramund and says, "Dead huh? There isn't any sport in bringing in a dead criminal. Once you get back alive, I'll find you again. Don't you worry about that."
The town constable slowly saunters northeast.

And he just killed a newb I was playing.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-18-2004, 07:38 PM
Will you fucking report him for being out of character!!!!

Artha
08-18-2004, 07:39 PM
And kill him, too. Now you have an excuse.