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NinjasLeadTheWay
05-17-2013, 11:58 AM
I hope we get fucking creamed.

http://www.latimes.com/news/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-asteroid-1998-qe2-20130516,0,548201.story

Or that its aliens and we can all live out my Battle: LA fantasy.

It's 1.7 miles long. Its surface is covered in a sticky black substance similar to the gunk at the bottom of a barbecue. If it impacted Earth it would probably result in global extinction. Good thing it is just making a flyby.


Asteroid 1998 QE2 will make its closest pass to Earth on May 31 at 1:59 p.m. PDT.
Delias
05-17-2013, 12:02 PM
I hope we get fucking creamed.

http://www.latimes.com/news/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-asteroid-1998-qe2-20130516,0,548201.story

Or that its aliens and we can all live out my Battle: LA fantasy.

It's 1.7 miles long. Its surface is covered in a sticky black substance similar to the gunk at the bottom of a barbecue. If it impacted Earth it would probably result in global extinction. Good thing it is just making a flyby.


Asteroid 1998 QE2 will make its closest pass to Earth on May 31 at 1:59 p.m. PDT.

We have bunkers and contingency plans. The dinosaurs never finished theirs.
Androidpk
05-17-2013, 12:04 PM
We need to launch a pre-emptive nuclear missile strike.
NinjasLeadTheWay
05-17-2013, 12:14 PM
We need to launch a pre-emptive nuclear missile strike.

Only if Morgan Freeman okays it publicly.
NinjasLeadTheWay
05-17-2013, 12:16 PM
We have bunkers and contingency plans. The dinosaurs never finished theirs.

Well its so hard to do without opposable thumbs.
NinjasLeadTheWay
05-17-2013, 12:19 PM
If Morgan Freeman says it's going to be alright, then its going to be fucking alright.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0SqH_PRfGU
Tisket
05-17-2013, 12:20 PM
I hope we get fucking creamed.

You must be a barrel of laughs at dinner parties.
NinjasLeadTheWay
05-17-2013, 12:26 PM
You must be a barrel of laughs at dinner parties.

I totally am. People fucking love me.
Jace Solo
05-17-2013, 12:28 PM
I'll volunteer as long as they make a movie about me...not Ben Affleck.
Androidpk
05-17-2013, 12:28 PM
Only if Morgan Freeman okays it publicly.

Sorry. It will be Obama. He'll probably blame it on the Republicans too.
Delias
05-17-2013, 12:59 PM
Well its so hard to do without opposable thumbs.

I'll oppose your thumbs.
NinjasLeadTheWay
05-17-2013, 01:07 PM
Sorry. It will be Obama. He'll probably blame it on the Republicans too.

If Republicans didn't force him into sequestration, he'd be able to afford to stop the meteor himself.
NinjasLeadTheWay
05-17-2013, 01:08 PM
I'll oppose your thumbs.

Don't you threaten me with a good time.