Jay Quit?

[spork]

Because that makes Plat a lot more tempting.



A lot more tempting.

[SHAFT]

What was jay the overlord of plat? I know he had some cool toys.

[Androidpk]

Not some, all.

[spork]

Overlord? Not exactly. There was Jay the dedicated roleplayer. But that was in contrast to Jay the zombie merchant account mob. And then there was Jay the shitflinger and general pain-in-the-ass.

[SHAFT]

What does zombie merchant account mob mean?

[Showal]

No. Jay didn't quit. He is waiting until you think he has quit. Then he becomes Jay 2.0

[Fallen]

Dude made a 10x Claidhmore. You know that shit took some work.

[Showal]

Jay celebrated his birthday this year by throwing a child into the sun.

[Fallen]

Jay celebrated his birthday this year by throwing a child into the sun.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/data/93/93/939393a18c46cd0b56eb6055094974ef.png

[SHAFT]

Praise the sun?

[Latrinsorm]

How... did you have that image on tap?

[Showal]

How... did you have that image on tap?

He is from the internet.

[spork]

What does zombie merchant account mob mean?
I do see that I strung too many nouns together there. It's a mob of accounts, which is running around together at merchants. It's a zombie mob because, face it, there is one human controlling five accounts at once.

So there is a lot of:
Sir Hubris's group just arrived.
[THE POPULATION OF THE ROOM JUST SEXTUPLED]
Sir Hubris's group just went west.
[IT SUDDENLY FEELS VERY LONELY HERE]
Sir Hubris's group just arrived.
[YOU ARE IN A CRUSH OF PEOPLE]
Sir Hubris's group just went east.
[A TUMBLEWEED ROLLS SILENTLY DOWN THE BOULEVARD]
Sir Hubris's group just arrived.
[YOU CAN HARDLY MOVE FOR THE BODIES]

Then, when one of his accounts has been spun for, it's important for him start swapping shit around. Because every account can't possibly manage its own items and money, and events are not about characters. Events are about Jaytron. Fortunately those very different and very deeply RPed characters always managed to silently join forces when there might be some way to squeeze another +2 onto that extremely heavily crit padded brig.

Hubris just handed Pain some coins.
Hubris offers Pain some insanely expensive piece of equipment.
Pain gets work done and offers Ero an exponentially more insanely expensive piece of equipment.
Ero just slipped Nunzio some tongue.
Nunzio just slapped Brunhilde on the ass.
Brunhilde gives Hubris a quick handy.
Hubris gives Rodger a firm but rapid rodgering.

And so on.

[Showal]

I do see that I strung too many nouns together there. It's a mob of accounts, which is running around together at merchants. It's a zombie mob because, face it, there is one human controlling five accounts at once.

So there is a lot of:
Sir Hubris's group just arrived.
[THE POPULATION OF THE ROOM JUST SEXTUPLED]
Sir Hubris's group just went west.
[IT SUDDENLY FEELS VERY LONELY HERE]
Sir Hubris's group just arrived.
[YOU ARE IN A CRUSH OF PEOPLE]
Sir Hubris's group just went east.
[A TUMBLEWEED ROLLS SILENTLY DOWN THE BOULEVARD]
Sir Hubris's group just arrived.
[YOU CAN HARDLY MOVE FOR THE BODIES]

Then, when one of his accounts has been spun for, it's important for him start swapping shit around. Because every account can't possibly manage its own items and money, and events are not about characters. Events are about Jaytron. Fortunately those very different and very deeply RPed characters always managed to silently join forces when there might be some way to squeeze another +2 onto that extremely heavily crit padded brig.

Hubris just handed Pain some coins.
Hubris offers Pain some insanely expensive piece of equipment.
Pain gets work done and offers Ero an exponentially more insanely expensive piece of equipment.
Ero just slipped Nunzio some tongue.
Nunzio just slapped Brunhilde on the ass.
Brunhilde gives Hubris a quick handy.
Hubris gives Rodger a firm but rapid rodgering.

And so on.

There is a verb for a quick handy?

[spork]

There is a verb for a quick handy?

L2RP.

[Showal]

Go to the statue at 9pm est and ask Riend, she'll show you.

I have to wait until tomorrow?

[SHAFT]

Spork, so jay is the fleurs of plat? I get ya

[Tgo01]

5 plat accounts? Dayum.

[Ryvicke]

Jay could be a weirdo on the boards but dude never stopped rping. It was kind of weird that he had that many accounts but also kind of cool. I never really had a problem with him.

[Showal]

Jay quit?

[SHAFT]

Jay quit?

Dunno. So jay quit?

[Androidpk]

Smoking crack.

[Warriorbird]

Jay could be a weirdo on the boards but dude never stopped rping. It was kind of weird that he had that many accounts but also kind of cool. I never really had a problem with him.

I never hated on his RP. He honestly did that quite well.

On the other hand he had a massive entitlement complex, scared people away from Plat, and I'm pretty sure scared GMs away from Plat.

He had the functional economic detriments of a late 19th/early 20th century monopoly to Plat's economy I imagine, such that it is.

[Ryvicke]

I never hated on his RP. He honestly did that quite well.

On the other hand he had a massive entitlement complex, scared people away from Plat, and I'm pretty sure scared GMs away from Plat.

He had the functional economic detriments of a late 19th/early 20th century monopoly to Plat's economy I imagine, such that it is.

How did he scare players/GMs away? I guess when I played plat I never saw him do much but roleplay, be snarky on platchat and rescue me when I died.

[caelric]

How did he scare players/GMs away? I guess when I played plat I never saw him do much but roleplay, be snarky on platchat and rescue me when I died.

Some have said that Itzel quitting/being fired was a direct result of Jay's. I have no knowledge either way on that, other than that there was no love lost between the two.

As for Jay being the Fleur's of Plat? Not in any way, shape, or form, other than being a big MA'er. Jay brought positives to plat (as well as negatives); I've only ever seen/heard negative things about Fleurs.

[msconstrew]

And Jay was far too classy to rage-quit.

[caelric]

Yeah. He did quit, but sold the majority of his nice items (for cash, yes), and quit for what seems to be good reasons

[Androidpk]

Fleurs shared the glue formula with everyone! She also busted ass in a room full of people, which I'm sure was enjoyed.

[Ryvicke]

What does "busted ass" mean in this context?

Also didn't she go on a rampage about Rimalon not sharing the ayveneh formula or something? But then did some duplicitous bullshit after she got it? All I remember is selling her shitloads of ambergris for 100k each.

[Drew]

What does "busted ass" mean in this context?

Also didn't she go on a rampage about Rimalon not sharing the ayveneh formula or something? But then did some duplicitous bullshit after she got it? All I remember is selling her shitloads of ambergris for 100k each.

Bryan can tell it better but she basically screamed that the formula must be shared when Bryan had it but when she had a secret formula she defended her right to keep it secret.

[Androidpk]

I'm sure someone has a log of it. There was a merchant event with a room full of people and the GM there made her fart.

[Androidpk]

Bryan can tell it better but she basically screamed that the formula must be shared when Bryan had it but when she had a secret formula she defended her right to keep it secret.

I didn't hear about that one. Makes the glue formula story even better.

[StrayRogue]

When I tried Plat Jay did his best to make me feel welcome, and very much was all about the roleplay.

People may hate on him which is their choice, but he at least did try to stay IC, which is a lot more you can say for the majority of the MAers and Merchant cunts of GS prime.

[Tisket]

I do see that I strung too many nouns together there. It's a mob of accounts, which is running around together at merchants. It's a zombie mob because, face it, there is one human controlling five accounts at once.

So there is a lot of:
Sir Hubris's group just arrived.
[THE POPULATION OF THE ROOM JUST SEXTUPLED]
Sir Hubris's group just went west.
[IT SUDDENLY FEELS VERY LONELY HERE]
Sir Hubris's group just arrived.
[YOU ARE IN A CRUSH OF PEOPLE]
Sir Hubris's group just went east.
[A TUMBLEWEED ROLLS SILENTLY DOWN THE BOULEVARD]
Sir Hubris's group just arrived.
[YOU CAN HARDLY MOVE FOR THE BODIES]

Then, when one of his accounts has been spun for, it's important for him start swapping shit around. Because every account can't possibly manage its own items and money, and events are not about characters. Events are about Jaytron. Fortunately those very different and very deeply RPed characters always managed to silently join forces when there might be some way to squeeze another +2 onto that extremely heavily crit padded brig.

Hubris just handed Pain some coins.
Hubris offers Pain some insanely expensive piece of equipment.
Pain gets work done and offers Ero an exponentially more insanely expensive piece of equipment.
Ero just slipped Nunzio some tongue.
Nunzio just slapped Brunhilde on the ass.
Brunhilde gives Hubris a quick handy.
Hubris gives Rodger a firm but rapid rodgering.

And so on.

Post of the month material here.

[vprmn123]

Yes Jay quit. He cashed out big time and spent the money on family in his life. He roleplayed some great characters in Prime. Jeeves and that rat character.

[Mumblz]

Actually it was severely good timing. Fleur's "busted ass" because she was working on the EG quest (which involved drinking unknown liquids), heard there was a merchant and raced over. The "script" attached to one of the poisonous bottle caused "butt ripping" happened to go off exactly after the GM silenced the room...to massively hysterical effect.

[That Jay]

The baby sacrifice was almost right.

This is my new grandson. I just decided to spend my disposable cash on spoiling him. No rage/quit. No drama.

Peace Out.

~Jay

[Me]

Awesome reason Jay. Hes addorable.

Peg/Zanti

[diethx]

He really is ​adorable. Congrats.

[Gunfer]

Well I am a bit late on replying to this... god haven't even checked these forums in ages. Anyway, this does sadden me. Jay always was a highlight of my time in Plat. Damn fine RPer that I respected greatly.

[Jesh]

We were such good friends!

[Jhynnifer]

Go to the statue at 9pm est and ask Riend, she'll show you.


Woah now. How'd my name get dragged into this!?