Hermie's Oddities Auction

[HermieTheDentist]

Stats are as follows: 10x/11x undead bane (+50 against living, +55 against undead) , max light with disintegration flares, T5 ensorcell, 2-slot fusion (currently +13 THW bonus and +6 Str bonus), old style orbs that will come with the item.

This item still offers expansion capability as it can still take a defusion and script flare (e.g. blink and/or rot). Crit weighting is at 6 CER.

a glowing white steel greatsword: The hilt of carved stone is hewn into the shape of a muscled, imposing figure with sage eyes of jade. It supports a massive blade of white steel that is somehow imbued with pearlescent hues just beneath its surface. Flames of inlaid ice blue faenor climb the blade, commingling with tongues of gold at the midpoint. Despite the weapon's impressive size, its blade is honed to a razor's hair-thin edge. Two spherical depressions adorn the white steel greatsword, approximately the size and shape of a small gem. All of the gem chambers are currently empty.

a large white steel scabbard: Hints of rainbowed hue play beneath the white steel surface of the scabbard, somehow imbued into the snowy metal. Flames of ice blue eahnor commingle with those of gold across both surfaces, the vibrant color a stark contrast to the pallor beneath. A length of bleached leather serves to secure the scabbard.

Looking for cash offers. I apologize in advance but I'll be ignoring "what are you asking" type messages. Give me a number and if interests me, I'll respond.

[Originate]

mb hawk + bag

[Draccash]

mb holster and cloak

[Kitsun]

1.25m bag

[Ltlprprincess]

MB on the saddle.

[Allereli]

1.75m bag

300k hawk owl

[Buckwheet]

Can you get weights for the bag?

[SHAFT]

2.5m bag

[HermieTheDentist]

Can you get weights for the bag?

Not accurate ones Buck. Its light though. I bought it from Neimanz.

Respectfully,
Matt

[HermieTheDentist]

Current bid of 3m on the bag via PM from Rolis

[Kitsun]

Can you post the scripts on the owl?

Weight range on the bag? Like VLA 90lbs or 150?

[HermieTheDentist]

Can you post the scripts on the owl?

Weight range on the bag? Like VLA 90lbs or 150?

Just one script on the owl: rub - You pet the hawk-owl on the head.

100lbs on the bag I believe.

[NinjasLeadTheWay]

400k on the Hawk Owl!

[Allereli]

475k hawk owl

[SHAFT]

4m bag. Go away rolis

[Middian]

500k hawk

[NinjasLeadTheWay]

600k on the Hawk Owl!

[Allereli]

700k hawk owl

600k wand holster

[Buckwheet]

5m bag if it is 100 or more. You can buy light leathers that weight 10 pounds each and just stuff them in the bag and then count the number of leathers to get the actual capacity. If its not 100, then don't consider my bid.

[SHAFT]

5m bag if it is 100 or more. You can buy light leathers that weight 10 pounds each and just stuff them in the bag and then count the number of leathers to get the actual capacity. If its not 100, then don't consider my bid.

It's only 99 lbs.

[Draccash]

700k wand holster

[HermieTheDentist]

5m bag if it is 100 or more. You can buy light leathers that weight 10 pounds each and just stuff them in the bag and then count the number of leathers to get the actual capacity. If its not 100, then don't consider my bid.
>l in my bag
>
In the spidersilk bag:
uncommon,weapon (2): a lapis-hilted mithglin dagger, a pearl-handled bronze dagger.
other (10): a light cerulean suede jerkin (9), a mirtokh potion.
weapon (1): a curved steel scimitar with a wrought glaes wolf pommel.

Over 90lbs. Each dagger is 2lbs and the scimitar is 5lbs...the potion is about a pound.

[Buckwheet]

So thats 90 pounds of jerkin(lulz), 4 pounds of daggers, 5 pounds of weapon, ~1 pound of potion. Sounds like 100 pounds. So 5m.

[Allereli]

775k wand holster

[Coleridge]

a grizzled amber-eyed hawk owl <----800k and thank you

[Gsgeek]

A suite of rich autumn-hued scalemail

1.5 mil

[Originate]

1m hawk

[NinjasLeadTheWay]

a grizzled amber-eyed hawk owl <----800k and thank you

Well damn. I give up.

[Allereli]

1m hawk

it's an owl!!!!

1.1 mil

[Coleridge]

just will crap on yer shoulder anyways

[Coleridge]

grumble

[Originate]

1.25 hawk owl

[Archigeek]

You guys are so entertaining.

[Coleridge]

maybe we could just put it in the house instead of on our own shoulder and save some coins?

[Allereli]

1.4 mil on the shoulder shitter

sexy pose
http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/PHOTO/LARGE/nhowl.jpg

[Coleridge]

cackle-- 1.5-- go buy some gems so i can outbid you

[Originate]

I'm a hawk owl biotch
5081
1.75

[Allereli]

you outbid me!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Brown_Hawk_Owl_%28Ninox_scutulata_scutulata%29_-_Flickr_-_Lip_Kee.jpg/480px-Brown_Hawk_Owl_%28Ninox_scutulata_scutulata%29_-_Flickr_-_Lip_Kee.jpg

1.9 mil

[Coleridge]

blood red sunny side up eggs fer eyes - -- and wickedly sharp toenails . . .. hmmmmmm

[Manamethis]

>l in my bag
>
In the spidersilk bag:
uncommon,weapon (2): a lapis-hilted mithglin dagger, a pearl-handled bronze dagger.
other (10): a light cerulean suede jerkin (9), a mirtokh potion.
weapon (1): a curved steel scimitar with a wrought glaes wolf pommel.

Over 90lbs. Each dagger is 2lbs and the scimitar is 5lbs...the potion is about a pound.


The bag is 5 pounds.

Jerkins - 90 pounds
Scimitar - 5 pounds
Daggers - 1 pound
Potion - half pound

Capacity - 96-97 pounds

[Coleridge]

2 mill on the owl-- geesh i got nuff crap on me already might as well have more

[Vorpodu]

1.5m hawk-owl YEA!

[leifastagsweed]

200k on the saddle, please

[solfar]

greatsword mb

[HermieTheDentist]

BUMPDATED

[lordsmo]

300k helm. Also, alteration restrictions?

[HermieTheDentist]

300k helm. Also, alteration restrictions?

None

[HermieTheDentist]

TTT All bids will go SOLD tomorrow evening.

[SHAFT]

5.5m on the bag

[Jace Solo]

Will you take cash?

[Middian]

3m bird

[Buckwheet]

5.75m bag

[Slit-eye]

400k helm

[SHAFT]

6m bag

[Buckwheet]

6.25 bag

[SHAFT]

I don't think we can be friends anymore Buck. 7m.

[HermieTheDentist]

TTT, some items sold and bids updated...BUMP!!!

[lordsmo]

500k helm

[Slit-eye]

1 mil helm.

[HermieTheDentist]

morning bumpdate

[HermieTheDentist]

TTT morning bump

[HermieTheDentist]

Added a bunch of thrown weapons and ranged enhansives and a chronomage dagger

[SoulSeer]

a dragonfire and opal band set with a mithglin arrowhead
+6 Ranged Bonus
Persists
MB 4m

MB

a thick leather wrist guard
+4 Ranged Bonus
MB 2m

4 Million

[neimanz1]

some scorched vultite leg greaves
+9 Thrown Weapons Bonus
Persists
5m

a dragonfire and opal band set with a mithglin arrowhead
+6 Ranged Bonus
Persists
5 mil

[SHAFT]

6m on the +6 ranged band

[neimanz1]

8mil on +6 ranged band

[wizgem3]

mb on helm, one of the wrist guard and the aventail

Also the gorget loresong same as aventail

[neimanz1]

mb on helm, one of the wrist guard and the aventail

Also the gorget loresong same as aventail

I don't think it was an accident

[SHAFT]

8mil on +6 ranged band

I'll let you have it, my little hoy toy.

[wizgem3]

The loresong for the gorget is from the aventail. Look closely

[neimanz1]

The loresong for the gorget is from the aventail. Look closely

two items with identical properties & he got lazy at the end

[HermieTheDentist]

two items with identical properties & he got lazy at the end

That. Thanks for the bids.

[blanks]

What's a chronomage dagger?

[Shanng]

http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/Chronomage_dagger

[wizgem3]

switch my bid on the aventail to the gorget then

[SoulSeer]

just giving this a curtsey bump

[HermieTheDentist]

Bumpdate

[SoulSeer]

wrong person on that 8 million bid on the band... it was neimanz1

[HermieTheDentist]

wrong person on that 8 million bid on the band... it was neimanz1

My Bad!

Fixed!

[Norminstarr]

an ornate mithglin aventail
As you sing, you feel a faint resonating vibration from the mithglin aventail in your hand...

The magical harmonics reveal that the neck is better protected when wearing the mithglin aventail.

The aventail resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
It provides a bonus of 3 to Magic Item Use Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 5 times.
It provides a bonus of 5 to Ranged Weapons Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 9 times.
The aventail looks to have a huge number of charges remaining.

You sense that the mithglin aventail will persist after its last enhancive charge has been expended.
MB: 3m



a wolf-visage archer's helm
+7 Ranged Bonus
Persists


3mil on the aventail and 4.5 mil on the helm

[RAR]

4.25m each on the two wrist guards
thx

[SoulSeer]

grr!

5 million on the one wrist guard

[HermieTheDentist]

Updated.

[Norminstarr]

I think you might have missed my bid on the helm, but 4.5 just the same on the +ranged helm.

[HermieTheDentist]

I think you might have missed my bid on the helm, but 4.5 just the same on the +ranged helm.

Actually my dyslexia kicked in and I noted the wrong item. duuuuuh!

Fixed.

Matt

[HermieTheDentist]

updated...some items going twice

[wizgem3]

a wolf-visage archer's helm

5

[Sav]

thrown leg greaves... 6m

[HermieTheDentist]

Updated. Some items are SOLD.

[SoulSeer]

5.5 million archers helm

[Norminstarr]

6 mill on the archer's helm

[Buckwheet]

an ornate mithglin aventail - 4m

a thick leather wrist guard - 5m

an elegant pewter torc - MB

a deathstone studded ora bracer - MB

[HermieTheDentist]

Updated. Thanks for the new round of bids.

[wizgem3]

6.5 helm

[Norminstarr]

7 mil on the helm

4.5 mill on the aventail.

[Buckwheet]

4.5 aventail

[Buckwheet]

5m aventail rather

[wizgem3]

7.5 helm

[Norminstarr]

this is why I never buy anything.

[HermieTheDentist]

Morning update

[HermieTheDentist]

All items marked going twice will be sold tonight at 8pm EST if no further bids.

[RAR]

5.25m on the wrist guard
thx

[HermieTheDentist]

bump for new bids...

[HermieTheDentist]

update

[HermieTheDentist]

All items SOLD pending pickup. Please contact me soon.

Regards,
Matt

[HermieTheDentist]

More stuff

[HermieTheDentist]

Bump for bids

[sperry85]

11M on potion

[HermieTheDentist]

bump for adding a new item

[HermieTheDentist]

bump for updates

[Sorcasaurus]

mb on a brass and gold disk

[HermieTheDentist]

bump for bids

[HermieTheDentist]

Disk SOLD to Sorcasaurus

[HermieTheDentist]

NEW ITEMS!

[Luntz]

mb on the imflass mace, mithril military pick and the mithril rapier

[Karmacoma]

500k on imflass mace
500k on mithril military pick
100k on drakar handaxe

[Goat]

drakar handaxe
+5, 9 cm bonus lvl 27
150k

imflass mace
+12, 13 blunt bonus 56, +5 stamina recovery, 6 percept bonus
750k

[Luntz]

850k imflass mace, 600k mithril military pick

[Jace Solo]

MB on pitch black armor

[Goat]

imflass mace
+12, 13 blunt bonus 56, +5 stamina recovery, 6 percept bonus
1m

[Luntz]

imflass mace
+12, 13 blunt bonus 56, +5 stamina recovery, 6 percept bonus
1m

1.1mil

[HermieTheDentist]

bump for bids

[Karmacoma]

1.25m on imflass mace (+12, 13 blunt bonus 56, +5 stamina recovery, 6 percept bonus)
700k on mithril military pick (5 wisdom stat 15, 11 THW bonus 40)
200k on drakar handaxe (+5, 9 cm bonus lvl 27)

And I'll MB on vultite longsword - 7 edged ranks 56, 5 CM ranks 30, 5 ambush ranks 30, +2

[HermieTheDentist]

Updated for bids

[Luntz]

1.4mil mace, 800k mithril military pick

[Luntz]

btw I bid the minimum on the mithril rapier bout 4 posts ago

[HermieTheDentist]

Sorry about that...ill get right on it.

[HermieTheDentist]

UPDATED. 7x brig sold

[Allereli]

100k vultite longsword

[Karmacoma]

1.5m on imflass mace (+12, 13 blunt bonus 56, +5 stamina recovery, 6 percept bonus)
900k on mithril military pick (5 wisdom stat 15, 11 THW bonus 40)
150k on vultite longsword (7 edged ranks 56, 5 CM ranks 30, 5 ambush ranks 30, +20)

[Versin]

75k mithril rapier (9 strength stat lvl 36, 6 CM ranks lvl 42, 3 dodge ranks lvl 12, 9 dex stat lvl 27)

50k deringo runestaff (+8, acid flaring, +3 spell aim ranks 12, +1 mana recovery 2)

[Luntz]

1.6mil mace, 1mil military pick, 150k mithril rapier

[Allereli]

250k vultite longsword

[Karmacoma]

1.75 m on imflass mace
1.1 m on mithril military pick
300k on vultite longsword

[Silky Fyne]

I'll go MB on the mithril war hammer

[Luntz]

1.8mil mace, 1.2mil military pick

[HermieTheDentist]

new bids

[HermieTheDentist]

Things going once or twice.

[Allereli]

400k vultite longsword

[Karmacoma]

1.9 on the imflass mace

[HermieTheDentist]

New bids, some stuff sold

[Luntz]

I bid 150k on the mithril rapier on the second post of the last page just fyi

[HermieTheDentist]

I bid 150k on the mithril rapier on the second post of the last page just fyi

So you have! Okay, that's sold to you then, my bad!

[HermieTheDentist]

bump for update on sold items.

[HermieTheDentist]

bump for new stuff!

[Karmacoma]

MB on the flamberge and the espadon.

[Androidpk]

That flamberge is awesome for bandits.

[Luntz]

BO on the espadon, the 6x fusion, if its current and mb on the warsword

[Luntz]

why is your shit always so dope hermie ugh

[wo1fboy]

1.5m on the warsword

[Luntz]

2mil warsword

[wo1fboy]

2.5m on the warsword

[Alashir]

Bo warsword

[JackWhisper]

Bo warsword

I think he mistyped that. I IM'ed him letting him know. ^^

[Androidpk]

I didn't know there were Arkati flavored mood scripts. That is pretty cool.

[Vorpodu]

Wow, those prices.....

[HermieTheDentist]

Wow, those prices.....

I really consider this a HUGE compliment. These item costs reflect the level of effort it really took to get them made. It is an honor to offer good items for attainable prices. Thanks alot for the awesome response.

[HermieTheDentist]

Updated please contact me to arrange pickup.

[JackWhisper]

I stand 100% corrected. This man is a deity of generosity.

Selling a 7x t5 weapon for 5mil. MANNNN I don't care if it's a friggin SCIMITAR! Gimme that shiznit!....

Sort of sad I missed this auction. ROFL! Ah well. Grats Alashir and other bidders! These prices are awesome!

[Viekn]

I stand 100% corrected. This man is a deity of generosity.

Selling a 7x t5 weapon for 5mil. MANNNN I don't care if it's a friggin SCIMITAR! Gimme that shiznit!....

Sort of sad I missed this auction. ROFL! Ah well. Grats Alashir and other bidders! These prices are awesome!

Agreed. Really made me wish I used weapons.

[Alashir]

I stand 100% corrected. This man is a deity of generosity.

Selling a 7x t5 weapon for 5mil. MANNNN I don't care if it's a friggin SCIMITAR! Gimme that shiznit!....

Sort of sad I missed this auction. ROFL! Ah well. Grats Alashir and other bidders! These prices are awesome!

tyty. I'll put it to good use.

[JackWhisper]

tyty. I'll put it to good use.

You darn well better! I better not see this thing being sold for 20mil in two weeks! :tongue:

[Alashir]

Deal. I'll make it 3.

[JackWhisper]

Deal. I'll make it 3.

Pff! Ha!

[Battlerager]

11m on flam

[Karmacoma]

12

[JackWhisper]

Uhoh. It's gonna hit buyout! Be careful!

[HermieTheDentist]

Updating..going once.

[poison_Owns]

ill take the BO

[HermieTheDentist]

And I'm spent.

[JackWhisper]

Hah! Told you it'd hit BO! Nice!

[Luntz]

I was seriously considering buying out the whole lot but didn't wanna be that big of a dickhole. Great items and great prices.

[Androidpk]

That flamberge killed helsfeld once :lol:

[JackWhisper]

That flamberge killed helsfeld once :lol:

Instant +10mil value.

[Androidpk]

Instant +10mil value.

It used to sell for 25-30m.

[HermieTheDentist]

And we're back up and running another series.

[Versin]

MB a dragon-marked sunset orange orb

[Pirate Wench Schnelle]

350k on the dragon strength orb

[time4fun]

450k on strength orb

[Berubeo21]

500k strength orb

[HermieTheDentist]

bump

[HermieTheDentist]

Update going twice

[Luntz]

600k strength orb

[Griffinex]

700k on the orb

[Ricer]

1.5m on a dragon-marked sunset orange orb

[time4fun]

600k str orb

[Ultimatis]

vultite bastard sword 100k

[HermieTheDentist]

Updated

[HermieTheDentist]

Update

[Euler]

36k dodging aventail

[HermieTheDentist]

updated, some items sold.

[Ltlprprincess]

a glaes-edged golvern broadsword

MB

[HermieTheDentist]

Some items sold and delivered.

[Donquix]

1m cestus

[HermieTheDentist]

Updated and sold items removed

[HermieTheDentist]

bump

[HermieTheDentist]

THREAD RESURRECTION!!!!

[Silky Fyne]

3 mill on the warblade

[HermieTheDentist]

3 mill on the warblade

I updated a long dark serrated warblade with elven runes on the hilt. It is 8x and so I've changed the price also.

Sorry for any inconvenience or misunderstanding.

Respectfully,
Matt

[Stunseed]

I'll bid a million on the extender blade.

[HermieTheDentist]

updated

[HermieTheDentist]

bump

[HermieTheDentist]

Bump

[Stunseed]

I'll bid a million on the extender blade.

I posted this on the 24th for the blade that extends from dagger/short/long.

[HermieTheDentist]

Some stuff sold

[essome]

11m on the longbow please.

[Gobtuk]

5m on the awl-pike