The compensation thread where Kranar puts all of us to shame

[Stretch]

Eh, why not?

Field: consumer lending
Base compensation: $135k
Retirement match: 9%
Cash bonus: $32k
Stock/equity: $0
Years of experience: 7 years

[AestheticDeath]

paid vacation? insurance?

I lose at everything so I won't bother posting stats. Just imagine something crappy.

[Tgo01]

Field: Professional mooch
Base compensation: $1-10,000
Retirement match: 0%
Cash bonus: $5-10
Stock/equity: $0
Years of experience: 20 years

[Latrinsorm]

Field: Professional Gooch
Base compensation: share of the profits from each Scrubs episode (I'm flat broke)
Retirement match: The vena cava
Cash bonus: $2 for the vending machine
Stock/equity: N/A
Years of experience: 9 years (TOS)

[SHAFT]

Field: Professional gambler
Base compensation: Depends how the dice roll
Retirement match: What?
Cash bonus: Free dinners, free rooms, usually $2k in free chips when I check in
Stock Equity: Zero
Years of experience: 12

[Keller]

Field: Professional gambler
Base compensation: Depends how the dice roll
Retirement match: What?
Cash bonus: Free dinners, free rooms, usually $2k in free chips when I check in
Stock Equity: Zero
Years of experience: 12

What do you play?

[Suppressed Poet]

Mama said that the people who have something to brag about don't brag.

[Thondalar]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-you-should-never-brag-internet/


5 reasons you should never brag on the internet.


-Thond

[SHAFT]

What do you play?

Craps, poker, roulette when I'm up.

Oh, I've been killing sports betting. Michigan won me a grip during the tournament.

[Whirlin]

Field: Medical IT Security.
Base compensation: $100k
Retirement match: 6%
Cash bonus: $15k
Stock/equity: ~5k
Years of experience: 5 years in IT audit.

[Methais]

Eh, why not?

Field: consumer lending
Base compensation: $135k
Retirement match: 9%
Cash bonus: $32k
Stock/equity: $0
Years of experience: 7 years

Didn't you already make this thread a few years ago?

[TheEschaton]

He's Asian, we all need to know these things on occasion. It's the first question I get asked by any of my relatives.

[Methais]

He's Asian, we all need to know these things on occasion. It's the first question I get asked by any of my relatives.

Your relatives ask how much money Edaarin makes when you see them? He's more pimpin' than I thought.

[Sean]

Eh, why not?

Field: consumer lending
Base compensation: $135k
Retirement match: 9%
Cash bonus: $32k
Stock/equity: $0
Years of experience: 7 years

All that money and you drove a Solara... shame on you.

[MotleyCrew]

Eh, why not?

Field: consumer lending
Base compensation: $135k
Retirement match: 9%
Cash bonus: $32k
Stock/equity: $0
Years of experience: 7 years

Great big job. Tiny little penis.

[Soulpieced]

Eh, why not?

Field: consumer lending
Base compensation: $135k
Retirement match: 9%
Cash bonus: $32k
Stock/equity: $0
Years of experience: 7 years

Why you no doctor. You have disgraced my famiry.

[diethx]

Great big job. Tiny little penis.

He is Asian, after all.

[Delias]

Field: Red Ninja Hunter
Base compensation: Cannot be measured in money
Retirement match: When I have retired him, I will retire. We have a match.
Cash bonus: Whatever are in Red Ninja's pockets when I retire him.
Stock/equity: I would keep him in the stocks as punishment, but he is a ninja and would escape.
Years of experience: All.

[4a6c1]

Why you no doctor. You have disgraced my famiry.

ror

[Tisket]

Field: Professional stoner
Base compensation: Depends how the joint is rolled and sold
Retirement match: Dude
Cash bonus: lol
Stock Equity: lol wut?
Years of experience: 12

ftfy

[4a6c1]

Hahahaha retirement match: dude. That was my reaction. :[