Tractor Supply "Terrorizes" wife with dildo.

[Buckwheet]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/06/ralph-polnicky-threatening-dildo_n_3223712.html?hpweird=y

Whatever, look at that box! His wife was probably just rabid trying to get into that thing at night when he was sleeping.

[diethx]

There's your tractor parts, Tgo.

[Tgo01]

There's your tractor parts, Tgo.

:bouncy:

Wait, I mean

:flaming:

[BigWorm]

What charges does this guy want to press? What law was broken here?

[Tgo01]

What charges does this guy want to press? What law was broken here?

If only we had a lawyer on these forums to answer these questions for us.

[diethx]

Oh god shut up.

[Tgo01]

Oh god shut up.

Gurl I KNOW you aren't talking to me like that!

[diethx]

:(

[Manamethis]

Hey! A dick in a box!

[Tisket]

Nobody ever sends me dildos.

[RSR]

Anyone know Chrissy's address? Mother's day is coming up!

[Tisket]

lol

[diethx]

Nobody ever sends me dildos.

You're totally missing out. It's like fucking Christmas morning.

[Tisket]

You got dildos in the mail? Cunt.

[diethx]

Not really dildos. A couple of vibrators. (this was a long, long time ago).

[Tisket]

I think I'll need the entire story. For research.

[diethx]

My cyber was epic.

[Tisket]

I was playing Gemstone one day a long time ago and I was chatting with some friendly random dude in TSC and all of a sudden he was asking if I had cucumbers in my kitchen and I was all like whoa, why?? and he was all like let me teach you a new game, little girl, and I was all like wtf is this guy's problem and he was all like where are you going?? Come back! and that's my only cyber story.

It didn't end up with me getting dildos or vibrators in the mail though. Maybe I should have stuck around longer.

[Tgo01]

I was playing Gemstone one day a long time ago and I was chatting with some friendly random dude in TSC and all of a sudden he was asking if I had cucumbers in my kitchen and I was all like whoa, why?? and he was all like let me teach you a new game, little girl, and I was all like wtf is this guy's problem and he was all like where are you going?? Come back! and that's my only cyber story.

You played this game for how long as a female character and that's your only cyber story? I'm calling bullshit.

[msconstrew]

Anyone know Chrissy's address? Mother's day is coming up!

She only likes it if it comes in a pretty package.

[Tisket]

Seriously, I don't think I give off the right vibe or something. I need to work on it. I don't get flirted with even. It's a curse.

[diethx]

You played this game for how long as a female character and that's your only cyber story? I'm calling bullshit.

Yeah, bullshit.

[Tisket]

I'm actually playing a dude this time around. Maybe that will get me some textual ass.

[diethx]

Yeah but then you'd have to eat box.

[Tisket]

I'm dead serious man!! Why won't anyone believe me???

[Tisket]

Yeah but then you'd have to eat box.

Wait, Lolleia tried to work her wiles on me once. I totally forgot about that. She's a slut though.

[msconstrew]

Wait, Lolleia tried to work her wiles on me once. I totally forgot about that. She's a slut though.

Penis jacuzzi, please.

[Tisket]

lol

[Lolleia]

Wait, Lolleia tried to work her wiles on me once. I totally forgot about that. She's a slut though.

Don't pretend like you don't want it!