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Tgo01
05-03-2013, 06:33 PM
Selling unopened envelopes for the low, low price of 50k an envelope! Just think, one of these envelopes could end up saving you millions of silvers at the event. Or it could contain the one free ticket for the upcoming run! That's like a 1000 dollar value!

Buy them now!
Tgo01
05-03-2013, 07:13 PM
Forgot to mention I can only deliver to Icemule or Landing because I'm one lazy ass bastard.
Tgo01
05-03-2013, 07:17 PM
Sold out for now but I'll probably have another 10 or 20 by tomorrow.
Tgo01
05-03-2013, 10:27 PM
Got another 13 envelopes. Buy them!
SHAFT
05-03-2013, 10:47 PM
Me. I want them.
Tgo01
05-03-2013, 10:53 PM
I PMed you, Shaft.
Methais
05-03-2013, 11:47 PM
People are paying 50k for these? I need to get in on this.
Tgo01
05-03-2013, 11:51 PM
People are paying 50k for these? I need to get in on this.

NO! I control this market! Off with you! BACK! BACK!
Methais
05-04-2013, 11:46 AM
NO! I control this market! Off with you! BACK! BACK!

Don't you ever call me Backlash again, that's just wrong!
Tgo01
05-04-2013, 01:42 PM
Don't you ever call me Backlash again, that's just wrong!

Forgive me, I had a moment of insanity there.
Tgo01
05-06-2013, 01:32 AM
I have 20 more envelopes for sale. Could one of these have the ticket? It could! Buy them!
Tgo01
05-08-2013, 01:00 AM
I have 10 more envelopes! Who wants to buy them and find that ticket?!
Tgo01
05-08-2013, 01:07 AM
Buy these tickets!
Tgo01
05-08-2013, 01:45 AM
11 tickets. That ticket is in one of these, I can feel it.
Methais
05-08-2013, 09:55 AM
I heard that if you wear a Power Glove while opening your envelope, your chances of finding a ticket increase dramatically.

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.
Suppressed Poet
05-08-2013, 10:14 AM
Im fairly certain you have a better chance at being DP'd by a pair of albino dolphins than finding the golden ticket in a set of >20 envelopes.

But certainly worth the minimal risk of 5 mil. Somebody buy it and win!!
Tgo01
05-09-2013, 06:04 PM
20 more envelopes for sale here! Come get your ticket! Buy these envelopes or the kittens will suffer.
Androidpk
05-09-2013, 06:16 PM
I heard that if you wear a Power Glove while opening your envelope, your chances of finding a ticket increase dramatically.

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.

It's true.

http://i39.tinypic.com/4vg7lk.jpg
Tgo01
05-09-2013, 06:39 PM
Fine! I'll just open these envelopes myself then I'll find the ticket then you'll all be kicking yourself.
Methais
05-09-2013, 06:49 PM
Fine! I'll just open these envelopes myself then I'll find the ticket then you'll all be kicking yourself.

PK already found it he just posted it.

Don't be mad at him because you weren't smart enough to use a Power Glove. Which by the way is so bad.
Tgo01
05-09-2013, 06:50 PM
PK already found it he just posted it.

Don't be mad at him because you weren't smart enough to use a Power Glove. Which by the way is so bad.

Yeah, well, just keep your power glove off her, pal.
Methais
05-09-2013, 07:01 PM
Yeah, well, just keep your power glove off her, pal.

PK IS A RED HEADED 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL?!?!?!
Tgo01
05-09-2013, 07:06 PM
PK IS A RED HEADED 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL?!?!?!

She doesn't have any breasts!