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NinjasLeadTheWay
04-30-2013, 03:16 PM
A 50-year-old woman was arrested Monday night after police say she removed two bottles of orange juice from a bag - which they say were filled with rubbing alcohol - and placed them on the shelf with other refrigerated items at a Starbucks in San Jose.

San Jose Police Sgt. Jason Dwyer took Ramineh Behbehanian of San Jose into custody on an attempted murder charge because the orange juice contained what police said were lethal quantities of isopropyl alcohol. She is scheduled to appear in court Thursday.

She has no criminal record in Santa Clara County, according to court records.

Authorities are still not sure why she would have allegedly mixed rubbing alcohol with some orange juice in the afternoon, left the bottles in the refrigerated section alongside some yogurt and milk, and left the Snell Avenue store about 3:30 p.m.

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Woman-Arrested-at-SJ-Starbucks-for-Potential-Poisoning-205373521.html

The message getting through my tinfoil hat says this was done to intentionally hurt Starbucks, not really an attempt to hurt customers in general. Corporate warfare? Mom and Pop coffee shop espionage? You decide!

NinjasLeadTheWay
04-30-2013, 03:18 PM
Or she could be Muslim! Oh, the humanity! Cold Beverage based terrorism!

Tisket
04-30-2013, 03:20 PM
There are insane people who do insane things. Why is that news to you?

NinjasLeadTheWay
04-30-2013, 03:23 PM
Because I find it interesting to see the lengths that people go, regardless of their sanity, to hurt other people. What did starbucks customers ever do to her? What kind of motivation did she have for doing this? Come on, take a walk down uninformed speculation avenue with me!

subzero
04-30-2013, 03:48 PM
Ramineh Behbehanian

Guilty!

Tgo01
04-30-2013, 03:49 PM
My theory: Bitches be crazy.

MotleyCrew
04-30-2013, 04:10 PM
My theory: Bitches be crazy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbCyElB-gFc

Latrinsorm
04-30-2013, 04:49 PM
One (intricate and extremely expensive) camera system in her house could have prevented this attempted murder of mass destruction and terrorism.

m444w
04-30-2013, 06:12 PM
Fuck, now rubbing alcohol is going to be a controlled substance. Surprised they didn't pass anti-knife legislation after that guy stabbed 20 people on a campus.

No way this one is going to slide though.

NinjasLeadTheWay
04-30-2013, 06:35 PM
Fuck, now rubbing alcohol is going to be a controlled substance. Surprised they didn't pass anti-knife legislation after that guy stabbed 20 people on a campus.

No way this one is going to slide though.

How would you not notice your orange juice is basically an overpowered screwdriver?

m444w
04-30-2013, 06:41 PM
How would you not notice your orange juice is basically an overpowered screwdriver?

People constantly drink Starbucks and don't notice it's terrible & overpriced coffee.

NinjasLeadTheWay
04-30-2013, 06:45 PM
People constantly drink Starbucks and don't notice it's terrible & overpriced coffee.

A valid point. I just assumed most people would notice if their orange juice burned all the way down.

SHAFT
04-30-2013, 07:52 PM
People constantly drink Starbucks and don't notice it's terrible & overpriced coffee.

Cheers to that. Their coffee is fucking terrible! The oatmeal however, is worth the 2.75.

Gnome Rage
05-02-2013, 09:03 AM
Mm I like the apple fritters.

Also, I'm seriously going to start checking the seals on my bottles.
(Imagined a bottle of OJ with a seal (arf arf) on it.)