I'm back

[Drew2]

I'm drunk and I'll probably regret this.



>You deposit 1 silver into your account. The teller carefully records the transaction and says, "Thank you, Tayre. Have a nice day!"

The local debt collector suddenly enters and walks towards you purposely.
The debt collector, a short, round individual in fine clothes, says, "I have a bill of 119557717 silvers presented by your creditors."

The debt collector turns to the teller and says, "By the powers vested in me by the mayor of Wehnimer's Landing, I hereby seize the requisite assets in Tayre's accounts."
The teller nods to the debt collector and makes several marks in the log books before turning to her next customer.

[Androidpk]

How can you have a debt that high?

[Drew2]

I worked hard for it.

[senorgordoburro]

It was awesome when Tayre was super healing in TSC and empaths started having to use stamina to heal. Everyone was QQing that they thought he created a nerf for the class, but it ended up being a storyline for the 1150 spell.

[Drew2]

I'm remembered!

[Overlord]

Hell yes! Welcome back Tayre!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Welcome back. Have you gotten arrested yet?

[AnticorRifling]

You still a janitor at NASA?

[Drew]

What's up Drew? I remember when you used to auto heal everyone who asked and piss off all the other empaths, funniest drama ever.

[DCSL]

Drew2 was the first Drew I knew on the PC so the whole Drew/2 thing confused me for a bit.

[SHAFT]

How can you have a debt that high?

I'd rather roll up a new character than pay 120m in fines. Not that I believe he really had a 120m fine.

[Tisket]

I'd rather roll up a new character than pay 120m in fines. Not that I believe he really had a 120m fine.

It's Tayre. Of course he could have a fine that high.

[Keller]

Drew2 was the first Drew I knew on the PC so the whole Drew/2 thing confused me for a bit.

They are basically indistinguishable.

[Drew]

They are basically indistinguishable.

Cause we're both gay AMIRITE?!?!?

[msconstrew]

Cause we're both gay AMIRITE?!?!?

I heard you're a three on the Kinsey scale.

[Drisco]

It's Tayre. Of course he could have a fine that high.


He did, I owned him for awhile.

[Keller]

Cause we're both gay

That is definitely one reason.

[SHAFT]

He did, I owned him for awhile.

I stand corrected. By the beard of Zeus is that a giant fine!

[AnticorRifling]

There was a thread here years ago outlining the exploits related to that fine if I remember correctly.

[diethx]

I must have a shit memory. All I remember about gay Drew is him being a total sleaze during the penis thread.

[Tisket]

He was funny. I'm keeping that as past tense unless/until he posts in more than this thread.

[Parkbandit]

There was a thread here years ago outlining the exploits related to that fine if I remember correctly.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?31511-fucking-vulture-empath-Tayre

[Khariz]

He did, I owned him for awhile.

I owned him too, and I vouch that the fine is real.

[Tgo01]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?31511-fucking-vulture-empath-Tayre

I only got through a few pages of that thread but it's pretty hilarious so far. Empaths in this game can be such whiny babies, I really don't understand it. It's like they're afraid to go out and hunt for experience and want to sit in TC all day and let it come to them.

I've had empaths whine to me because I "rescued people too fast" and I wasn't giving them a chance to rescue/heal people (this was before Kaedra so they would have some nerve complaining about "too fast rescues" now.)

I've had empaths whine because I was healing too many people and not giving others a chance to heal, keep in mind this was after I adopted the method of healing once then if I knew another empath was in TC with me I would wait about 20 seconds after someone asked for healing to see if that empath was going to jump in, if not then I healed them. Yup, apparently waiting 20 seconds wasn't long enough, apparently I'm supposed to literally WHISPER OTHER EMPATHS first to get permission to heal "too many people" in a row.

I also had an empath whine because I asked if anyone needed healing before I went out to hunt. Yes, I got a chewing out because "It's not proper to ask people if they need healing, you're supposed to wait until they ask for healing to give everyone a chance." Excuse the fuck out of me? Here's an idea, leave TC and go kill 10 critters, you'll get fried much faster that way.

ETA: Oh yeah I almost forgot the best one. I've had empaths whine to me because I am healing people without them asking for healing first. When I informed them that the people were whispering me for healing (y'know because...they're friends and shit?) they then demanded that my friends ask me in the open or that I nod to them first before healing so other empaths know that they are asking me for healing.

Come to think of it these complaints were almost always from the same two people, mostly one person in particular. I wonder if any empaths who spent any time healing in Icemule 3 or 4 years ago know of whom I speak.

[Parkbandit]

Also, a pretty funny thread.. all things considered:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?869-Empath-Script

[Tgo01]

Also, a pretty funny thread.. all things considered:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?869-Empath-Script

What a difference 5 years makes.

[Keller]

Also, a pretty funny thread.. all things considered:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?869-Empath-Script

Nice find. Further proof that Drew has always been a faggot (no homo).

[Latrinsorm]

When is Daina coming back??? :(

Oh, and hey Drew, I guess. :heart:

[Drew2]

Haha. I AM a faggot. Jesus.

[Drew]

Best Tayre memory because the timing was amazing.



give fort 500
The gypsy fortuneteller takes your silver and pockets it.
The gypsy fortuneteller then spreads her cloak upon the ground and sits gracefully, tucking her dainty feet demurely under her hem.
She gazes into your eyes for a moment and then she rapidly shuffles a deck of strangely patterned cards. From time to time one card leaps out almost of its own will and flutters onto the cloak and she pauses to examine it carefully.

After several cards have done this, she stops and gazes intently at the pattern they form in front of her.

The gypsy fortuneteller looks gravely at you and says, "I see pain and death in your future, be wary of whom you call friend."

>pond
You ponder.
>Tayre suddenly fades into view.
Tayre gestures at you.
Tayre hurls a roaring ball of fire at you!
AS: +338 vs DS: +230 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +66 = +218
... and hits for 42 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back toasts skin nicely.
The roaring ball of fire strikes you, blossoming into a much larger sphere of flame upon impact.
... 35 points of damage!
Skin and muscle seared off right hand. Not much left.
You are stunned for 4 rounds!
>
Tayre utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
>
Tayre gestures at you.
Tayre hurls a roaring ball of fire at you!
AS: +338 vs DS: +227 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +27 = +182
... and hits for 37 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right leg blackens kneecap.
The roaring ball of fire strikes you, blossoming into a much larger sphere of flame upon impact.
... 50 points of damage!
Skin and some muscle burnt off chest.
You feel the aura of confidence leave you.
You are no longer moving silently.
You seem to lose the thorny barrier that surrounds you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
You become solid again.
You feel the inner strength leave you.
You no longer feel so dextrous.
You return to normal color.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The air about you stops shimmering.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

...departing in 14 mins...
(If you wish to dismiss this murder charge, use ACCUSE DISMISS Tayre.)

A nearby townsman hurries off screaming, "Tayre has committed murder!"

>
* Chivalrous just bit the dust!
>
Tayre rubs a clear glass amulet.
Tayre suddenly disappears.


(Also prime example of my old no dodge training plan, lost 3 bolt DS to a stun (which was probably from HP loss))

[Warriorbird]

I only got through a few pages of that thread but it's pretty hilarious so far. Empaths in this game can be such whiny babies, I really don't understand it. It's like they're afraid to go out and hunt for experience and want to sit in TC all day and let it come to them.

I've had empaths whine to me because I "rescued people too fast" and I wasn't giving them a chance to rescue/heal people (this was before Kaedra so they would have some nerve complaining about "too fast rescues" now.)

I've had empaths whine because I was healing too many people and not giving others a chance to heal, keep in mind this was after I adopted the method of healing once then if I knew another empath was in TC with me I would wait about 20 seconds after someone asked for healing to see if that empath was going to jump in, if not then I healed them. Yup, apparently waiting 20 seconds wasn't long enough, apparently I'm supposed to literally WHISPER OTHER EMPATHS first to get permission to heal "too many people" in a row.

I also had an empath whine because I asked if anyone needed healing before I went out to hunt. Yes, I got a chewing out because "It's not proper to ask people if they need healing, you're supposed to wait until they ask for healing to give everyone a chance." Excuse the fuck out of me? Here's an idea, leave TC and go kill 10 critters, you'll get fried much faster that way.

ETA: Oh yeah I almost forgot the best one. I've had empaths whine to me because I am healing people without them asking for healing first. When I informed them that the people were whispering me for healing (y'know because...they're friends and shit?) they then demanded that my friends ask me in the open or that I nod to them first before healing so other empaths know that they are asking me for healing.

Come to think of it these complaints were almost always from the same two people, mostly one person in particular. I wonder if any empaths who spent any time healing in Icemule 3 or 4 years ago know of whom I speak.

It's a personality type. They're usually not very good at it.

[Tgo01]

It's a personality type. They're usually not very good at it.

It's pretty amazing now that I recall all of this shit. As I said it was mostly just one person doing all of the whining to me but now that I recall some people said they had several complaints about me from other empaths but apparently only this one empath said anything to me.

"It's not FAIR that you have friends who ask you for healing! IT'S NOT FAIR!"

[Taernath]

Empath healing in TSC is the most ball-achingly passive aggressive bullshit ever.

I don't know how many times I've been told that I will never see any healing or rezzing after I annoyed some TSC queen.

[Tgo01]

Empath healing in TSC is the most ball-achingly passive aggressive bullshit ever.

I don't know how many times I've been told that I will never see any healing or rezzing after I annoyed some TSC queen.

That's too funny. I almost feel like hanging out in TSC all day just healing people non stop.

[Drew2]

SEND[Qortaz] Cursing a player, and taking their items because you were caught stealing is Game Mechanics Abuse, and you do it again and it'll be an official warning. Your track record preceeds you. Behave now!

I'm back again, btw.

[AnticorRifling]

Are you still a janitor at NASA?

[Androidpk]

Are you still a janitor at NASA?

NASA doesn't have janitors, only sanitation engineers.

[Drew2]

Are you still a janitor at NASA?

No. I work for the company that runs the lottery for ~20 of the states.

Not that you actually cared.

[Jeril]

I only got through a few pages of that thread but it's pretty hilarious so far. Empaths in this game can be such whiny babies, I really don't understand it. It's like they're afraid to go out and hunt for experience and want to sit in TC all day and let it come to them.

I've had empaths whine to me because I "rescued people too fast" and I wasn't giving them a chance to rescue/heal people (this was before Kaedra so they would have some nerve complaining about "too fast rescues" now.)

I've had empaths whine because I was healing too many people and not giving others a chance to heal, keep in mind this was after I adopted the method of healing once then if I knew another empath was in TC with me I would wait about 20 seconds after someone asked for healing to see if that empath was going to jump in, if not then I healed them. Yup, apparently waiting 20 seconds wasn't long enough, apparently I'm supposed to literally WHISPER OTHER EMPATHS first to get permission to heal "too many people" in a row.

I also had an empath whine because I asked if anyone needed healing before I went out to hunt. Yes, I got a chewing out because "It's not proper to ask people if they need healing, you're supposed to wait until they ask for healing to give everyone a chance." Excuse the fuck out of me? Here's an idea, leave TC and go kill 10 critters, you'll get fried much faster that way.

ETA: Oh yeah I almost forgot the best one. I've had empaths whine to me because I am healing people without them asking for healing first. When I informed them that the people were whispering me for healing (y'know because...they're friends and shit?) they then demanded that my friends ask me in the open or that I nod to them first before healing so other empaths know that they are asking me for healing.

Come to think of it these complaints were almost always from the same two people, mostly one person in particular. I wonder if any empaths who spent any time healing in Icemule 3 or 4 years ago know of whom I speak.

I don't ask for healing much any more, nor do I like it when people ask me if I want to be healed. Of course Tgo tends to put his hands on me instantly anyway, which is the kind of service I like.

[diethx]

SEND[Qortaz]

:heart:

[GuildRat]

* Tayre just bit the dust!

That is all

[Donquix]

SEND[Qortaz] Cursing a player, and taking their items because you were caught stealing is Game Mechanics Abuse, and you do it again and it'll be an official warning. Your track record preceeds you. Behave now!

I'm back again, btw.

i've always loved how casting a spell at a player and it doing exactly what it is supposed to do, in response to a perfectly IC character conflict, is "mechanics abuse"

[Gelston]

He could have at least said Welcome back in that send.

[Fallen]

i've always loved how casting a spell at a player and it doing exactly what it is supposed to do, in response to a perfectly IC character conflict, is "mechanics abuse"

You can't see how that would lead to a slippery slope ending with someone who's character roleplayed stealing gear from anyone they could and selling it?

[Gelston]

You can't see how that would lead to a slippery slope ending with someone who's character roleplayed stealing gear from anyone they could and selling it?

I'd have just disarmed the shit out of people with my warrior.

[Fallen]

At that point you might as well make it so that when you kill another player you can loot their corpse. Why limit the ability to only a few classes of characters? That being said, I wouldn't have any interest in playing that game.

[Gelston]

At that point you might as well make it so that when you kill another player you can loot their corpse. Why limit the ability to only a few classes of characters? That being said, I wouldn't have any interest in playing that game.

I used to loot people's corpses all the time, you didn't know you could do that?

[Astray]

If you poison someones drink/food stuff you can also loot them while they are writhing in agony.

[AnticorRifling]

I am a big, bad, all powerful (insert class here) don't touch me WARN INTERACT BRO!

[m444w]

Cursing a level 15 character and trying to pawn their shit for turning you into the constable for pickpocketing them is super l33t ARRPEEEE

[Gelston]

Cursing a level 15 character and trying to pawn their shit for turning you into the constable for pickpocketing them is super l33t ARRPEEEE
Snitches get stitches.

[JackWhisper]

So how did he actually accrue that debt?

GM warned him one too many times, gave him a 9 digit fine for being a douche?

[Gelston]

So how did he actually accrue that debt?

GM warned him one too many times, gave him a 9 digit fine for being a douche?

He has had a huge fine for a long time. The character is pretty fucked.

[JackWhisper]

But HOW? Did he murder 75 people? Did he tell a GM to shove their own head up their ass so they could be a tire in the real world? What?

[Candor]

It's been my experience that a fine that high results from mass killings (often Meteor Swarm), or getting arrested multiple times for the same offense (usually murder).

Setting off a scale trap in a large area with lots of possible directions (TSC comes to mind) can work also wonders to your debt. Not that I would know such a thing firsthand...nah not me...

[Androidpk]

But HOW? Did he murder 75 people? Did he tell a GM to shove their own head up their ass so they could be a tire in the real world? What?

Yes.

[Furryrat]

I got 13 with a Meteor Swarm once, fine was just under 10 million. He must have done much better than that.

[Jeril]

But HOW? Did he murder 75 people? Did he tell a GM to shove their own head up their ass so they could be a tire in the real world? What?

I doubt he had to kill 75 people, probably closer to half that. I saw someone get 40mil and change for 20 some odd people.

[Methais]

I wonder how much time in the stockades that fine would translate to.

[Androidpk]

I wonder how much time in the stockades that fine would translate to.

Until the release of GS V.

[Gelston]

I saw someone get 19 hours in prison in ArcheAge the other day.

[Candor]

I got 13 with a Meteor Swarm once, fine was just under 10 million. He must have done much better than that.

There have been Meteor Swarms that killed a lot more than 13 people. You do something like with recent criminal histories of murder, and I expect the find could reach 100 million.

[JackWhisper]

I wanna see the log from Tayre's trial. Haha.

[Gelston]

I wanna see the log from Tayre's trial. Haha.

Several trials. It wasn't just one incident.

[Wrathbringer]

I saw someone get 19 hours in prison in ArcheAge the other day.

No one here cares. Someone in the gayage gamma folder may.

[Gelston]

No one here cares. Someone in the gayage gamma folder may.

Your dream game, huh?

[Kalishar]

Your dream game, huh?

Least he types well with his mouth fulll, amirite?

[Drew2]

To answer the question, about 10 years ago I went on a rather long killing/thieving spree, skating the line of policy by only attacking if I was attacked first. Since I got caught stealing so easily, being that I'm an empath, people assumed I was low level, and would attack me.

It was fun at the time. I don't have the energy for that shit anymore.

[Tisket]

It was fun at the time. I don't have the energy for that shit anymore.

That's a shame.

[Drew2]

Starting today I've decided I'm roleplaying a southern black woman for the rest my month here. Enjoy.

[Gelston]

Starting today I've decided I'm roleplaying a southern black woman for the rest my month here. Enjoy.

So you are basically copying one of Seamus' characters.

[Drew2]

Aww he already did it? That queen would have...

[Gelston]

He had a character named Bonquisha or something, and he was forced to rename it, so he named it Femalee.

[Drew2]

We should have done Shug and Harpo from The Color Purple together... :(

[Kaldonis]

Starting today I've decided I'm roleplaying a southern black woman for the rest my month here. Enjoy.

Fight for the injustice of racism and sexism?

Or just continue to be a giant cockwrangler?

So difficult to decide which one you're choosing!

[RichardCranium]

Fight for the injustice of racism and sexism?

Or just continue to be a giant cockwrangler?

Yes.

[AnticorRifling]

No. I work for the company that runs the lottery for ~20 of the states.

Not that you actually cared.

I cared. Deep feels.

[Gelston]

I cared. Deep feels.

It means he works at 7-11 and sells lottery tickets.

[zzentar]

a couple years ago, maybe a few, some bard was singing song of power as he joined a group at a merchant on Teras, at a node. The carnage was epic. no idea the number of deaths but he said his fine was 30ish mil.