Which GS player took Ms. Constrew's virginity?

[thefarmer]

Originally Posted by msconstrew
Whatever. I lost my virignity to a dude who played GS and was also double my age... and who took advantage of me financially. In fact, he posts here! Hi Jerk.

You decide!

[Lolleia]

There should be a poll with a tacos option. My vote is with Farmer!

[thefarmer]

Tacos are always worthy for write-ins (posting).

[Bhaalizmo]

Tacos. Fucking fried fish tacos with zesty shrimp sauce and a nice dusting of finely diced cilantro.

[thefarmer]

Slow cooked smoky pulled pork tacos with pineapple lime salsa and a sriracha drizzle

[SHAFT]

Clearly David whatley. I don't know what PC handle is his, but I know she was seduced by the nsx

[thefarmer]

Clearly David whatley. I don't know what PC handle is his, but I know she was seduced by the nsx

Nay sir.

It was the opportunity for the owner of the game she loves, to snort coke off her virginal body.

And, you know, all the free shit she got in game.

[Warriorbird]

Not on the list.

[Lolleia]

I voted Diethx, I bet she has an amazing wang!

[Warriorbird]

Her outfits made me vote for her too.

[msconstrew]

Not on the list.

It definitely wasn't WB.

[thefarmer]

Red Rep
Thread: Which GS player took Ms. Constrew's virginity?
Way to use someone else's weakness for your entertainment.

I make it a goal in life to use Ms. Constrew's weakness for sex for my own entertainment.

[msconstrew]

I make it a goal in life to use Ms. Constrew's weakness for sex for my own entertainment.

LOL.

[Sean]

Clearly David whatley. I don't know what PC handle is his, but I know she was seduced by the nsx

Wasn't it Bardon or something like that.

[thefarmer]

That was his GM or Host name. I forgot which.

edit: apparently, I'm also being told, it's what Ms. C was told to cry out during her deflowering.

[Warriorbird]

It definitely wasn't WB.

Did you just call me twice your age? Burn.

I was merely suggesting that the person guessing was nowhere close.

[Keller]

I voted Diethx, I bet she has an amazing wang!

Chances are her genital tubercle is more developed as a clitoris than at least one of the option's penis.

[Tgo01]

I vote ClydeR.

[thefarmer]

Diethx has a penis-like clit and Vagina dentata.

I know this for a fact.

[Warriorbird]

I vote ClydeR.

Wrong actual party.

[diethx]

Chances are her genital tubercle is more developed as a clitoris than at least one of the option's penis.

LOL

[Tgo01]

Wrong actual party.

It was a Republican? So it WAS PB! :shocked:

[Sean]

The answer is clearly Wezas

[Keller]

LOL

:) And I've sure you've got a lovely, moderately sized love pea.

[msconstrew]

Did you just call my twice your age? Burn.

I was merely suggesting that the person guessing was nowhere close.

<3

I know. Just teasing.

[thefarmer]

:) And I've sure you've got a lovely, moderately sized love pea.

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_peas_pinback_buttons-rd44d5dd6e53a4e0b96f70f968db22c95_x7j3i_8byvr_512. jpg

[Tgo01]

Well if we're to believe WB's hints in this thread (and he isn't just trying to throw us off) the person is a Republican who isn't on the list, the person would also be at least around age 47 and likes to take advantage of people for money. This shouldn't be hard for the PC detectives!

How old is that Sean of the Thread guy?

[diethx]

Love pea. I love that. I love you, Keller.

[Whirlin]

Why didn't my composite bow make it to the poll? :(

[Buckwheet]

Why didn't my composite bow make it to the poll? :(

To quick of a pull.

[Whirlin]

To quick of a pull.

She wants a long bow?

[Tgo01]

Why didn't my composite bow make it to the poll? :(

Like any mortal woman would be able to handle your bow.

[AnticorRifling]

Why didn't my composite bow make it to the poll? :(

Because you don't stop pulling it long enough for others to use it.

[Buckwheet]

She wants a long bow?

Depends what kind of women she is. At minimum I would say something that draws out longer.

[Tisket]

I haven't read anything beyond the first post but...why is my name not in that poll.

[thefarmer]

Everyone knows you're only interested in making boy clowns into men clowns.

[Tisket]

You should have included me anyway. It's the polite thing.

[Methais]

I say let's start with the initial eliminator, and then let Bob run the numbers. How old is msconstrew?

I voted for myself, but then I realized since she said it happened in '97, that would have put her at being 9.5 years old.

And that's not even in pixie years.

[Tisket]

Simlon.

[Taernath]

She wants a long bow?

Better DF vs. skin.

[Fred Jones]

Ok ok, it was me!

[Tisket]

I want to change my vote. WB said it blew his mind when he found out and we know next to nothing about Simlon except he plays the cello and has good hair. Need to ponder this now.

[Keller]

So I was reviewing profiles trying to find our perp, and Tsa'ah's profile says, "Tsa`ah has not made any friends yet" - so fucking true.

[diethx]

I'm winning!

[saturn101]

I'm winning!

Do you want to win?

[Keller]

Do you want to win?

If winning means having had sex with msconstrew - don't we all?

[diethx]

Hahaha.

[Back]

I haven't been so lucky. Hopefully for all involved this doesn't get too messy.

[Keller]

I haven't been so lucky. Hopefully for all involved this doesn't get too messy.

I really hope your joke was intentional.

[Bobmuhthol]

So I was reviewing profiles trying to find our perp, and Tsa'ah's profile says, "Tsa`ah has not made any friends yet" - so fucking true.lol

[Tgo01]

So I was reviewing profiles trying to find our perp, and Tsa'ah's profile says, "Tsa`ah has not made any friends yet" - so fucking true.

Why did you edit out your guess? Did someone confirm he was the person and you are trying to cover it up? I'm onto you!

[Keller]

Why did you edit out your guess? Did someone confirm he was the person and you are trying to cover it up? I'm onto you!

Back's statement about this getting messy for the s3xx0rs (I still hope that was a successful attempt at a joke) made me realize it might be irresponsible to make wild guesses. So I'll stick to imagining who I wish it had been. E.g., diethx, Tisket, Gnome Rage, Allerelli, etc. All at the same time.

[Back]

I really hope your joke was intentional.

Sometimes I don't get your humor. But I'll play along. WINK WINK.

[msconstrew]

No correct guesses yet.

[Tisket]

No correct guesses yet.

Meaning it's crb since nobody has picked him in the poll yet?

[Tisket]

God, please tell me it wasn't Rocktar. Although you don't corner the market on losing your virginity to someone who turns out to be a jerk, I'd lose all respect for you if it was THAT jerk.

[Drew]

It'll probably be someone boring with like 300 posts. Not a super big poster. Some guy like GS4Lyfe or something retarded like that.

[Warriorbird]

God, please tell me it wasn't Rocktar. Although you don't corner the market on losing your virginity to someone who turns out to be a jerk, I'd lose all respect for you if it was THAT jerk.

It's not that jerk.

[Suppressed Poet]

No idea but wish it was me.

Ode to msconstrew who I have grown to have a lot of respect for. This is my PC cyber with you. Please tell me how I did:

"I've been such a dirty man slut...oooo...pour all that hate out on me. OHH. Yeah!!! Suck on my big fat penal code. Mmmm yeah msconstrew...spank my hairy ass with that fat book. It's so big and exciting I just love screaming it JUDICIAL REVIEW AND THE NATIONAL POLITICAL PROCES: A FUNCTIONAL RECONSIDERATION OF THE ROLE OF THE SUPREME COURT!!! Oooh God yes!!!! No wait...I DIDN'T SAY GOD!! NOOOOooo!!! TOO ROUGH!!!!!!"

[Keller]

No idea but wish it was me.

Ode to msconstrew who I have grown to have a lot of respect for. This is my PC cyber with you. Please tell me how I did:

"I've been such a dirty man slut...oooo...pour all that hate out on me. OHH. Yeah!!! Suck on my big fat penal code. Mmmm yeah msconstrew...spank my hairy ass with that fat book. It's so big and exciting I just love screaming it JUDICIAL REVIEW AND THE NATIONAL POLITICAL PROCES: A FUNCTIONAL RECONSIDERATION OF THE ROLE OF THE SUPREME COURT!!! Oooh God yes!!!! No wait...I DIDN'T SAY GOD!! NOOOOooo!!! TOO ROUGH!!!!!!"

Should have remained suppressed.

[Suppressed Poet]

Should have remained suppressed.

Agreed.

[BriarFox]

You are one weird fellow.

[Delias]

Wasn't there some musician who was a GS player? Uh, the guy who I can't remember his name or band. Uhm... that guy.

[Tisket]

I think crb voting for himself is a red herring. It's crb!

[Buckwheet]

I am going to go with Ciston.

[Sean]

I think crb voting for himself is a red herring. It's crb!

He took advantage of her financially. Probably to pay off some student loans and avoid working a minimum wage job.

[msconstrew]

Uh just to make things clear, for those of you who saw Keller's guess: that guess was incorrect.

[Parkbandit]

My guess is Suppa Hobbit Mage... I know he leans right politically and he's stuck a couple girls from GS.

I don't think he's twice her age though... shit, that guy would be older than me!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

My guess is Suppa Hobbit Mage... I know he leans right politically and he's stuck a couple girls from GS.

I don't think he's twice her age though... shit, that guy would be older than me!

Dood. You "stick" one person and you are branded for life :( Wasn't me that I know of!

[msconstrew]

it wasn't SHM.

Also... "stick"? Classy.

[Parkbandit]

Dood. You "stick" one person and you are branded for life :( Wasn't me that I know of!

Your lies sicken me.

And that "stick" was epic.. considering who else she let "stick" her...

[Tisket]

Do we actually know how old msconstrew was when she lost her virginity? I must have missed that post.

[Delias]

Do we actually know how old msconstrew was when she lost her virginity? I must have missed that post.

I've been working on a 12 to 16 range, assuming it had to be young for him to be twice her age and still playing GS.

[Tisket]

Soooo a pedophile then?

[Tgo01]

I think she is 32 or 33 now and someone said she said it happened in 97 although I don't recall reading that.

[Tisket]

I wouldn't want to be outed either if I were him. That's fucked up.

[Tgo01]

I found the post where she said 1997, so someone do the math, I'm lazy.

[thefarmer]

I think she is 32 or 33 now and someone said she said it happened in 97 although I don't recall reading that.

She's 43.

[Tisket]

She sure aged well.

[Sean]

Dood. You "stick" one person and you are branded for life :( Wasn't me that I know of!

On the plus side you have plenty of eskimo brothers to comfort you.

[Delias]

On the plus side you have plenty of eskimo brothers to comfort you.

That's how you get things done.

[Bobmuhthol]

My guess is kutter.

[Tisket]

My guess is kutter.

Although kutter did say,


smaller is better.

I'm going with Candor as my pick. He's old enough.

[Tisket]

The problem with kutter is that he's not really known for much around here is he? In that case, why would it blow WB's mind?

[diethx]

Obviously his mind was blown because it was me. So sayeth the PC.

[Warriorbird]

She's 43.

That pesky projection problem.

[Fred Jones]

I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for the nosy PC!

[TheEschaton]

I think we're looking for someone who was around 35 in 1997, and is now 51ish. Constrew is around my age, +- 1-2 years, and I was 16 in 97.

P.S. Sounds like statutory rape to me.

[Gnome Rage]

I think we're looking for someone who was around 35 in 1997, and is now 51ish. Constrew is around my age, +- 1-2 years, and I was 16 in 97.

P.S. Sounds like statutory rape to me.Depends on the state.

CT = 16 is legal for e'eryone (at least now)

[Tgo01]

It's entirely possible msconstrew made this story up because she didn't mention she was a lawyer in that thread.

[Parkbandit]

It's entirely possible msconstrew made this story up because she didn't mention she was a lawyer in that thread.

/thread

[Gnome Rage]

/thread
proves it was you

[Tenlaar]

Fuck your /thread, I'm waiting for this shit to play out.

[msconstrew]

it isn't going to play out. No one has guessed it and he's not going to out himself for obvious reasons.

[Tgo01]

How much money did you have for this guy to take advantage of when you were a teenager anyways? Man I've been chasing after all the wrong teenagers.

[msconstrew]

I "loaned" him about $2k. And that was the last time he talked to me.

[Back]

Ugh. Thats fucked up.

[Tgo01]

Has anyone guessed Kranar yet? It must be Kranar.

[Keller]

Ugh. Thats fucked up.

Seriously.

msconstrew should know loan is a noun, not a verb.

[insert whistle emoticon]

[msconstrew]

Seriously.

msconstrew should know loan is a noun, not a verb.

[insert whistle emoticon]

I should have! ::hangs head in shame::

[SHAFT]

I "loaned" him about $2k. And that was the last time he talked to me.

Give me this persons name. I will visit with them and I'll get your money back, with interest. You give me the details and ill take care of it. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

[AnticorRifling]

it isn't going to play out. No one has guessed it and he's not going to out himself for obvious reasons.

Was he born in Fort Camp Lejeune?

[Back]

I should have! ::hangs head in shame::

Hey don't be ashamed. Some asshole took advantage of your good nature.

[Keller]

Was he born in Fort Camp Lejeune?

I think I am going to vomit at the thought of that.

[msconstrew]

Was he born in Fort Camp Lejeune?

What is this a reference to? Some PC loser?

[Tgo01]

What is this a reference to? Some PC loser?

It's in PB's sig.

[TheEschaton]

Oh man, that would be epic.

I want to know who it was, just for my own morbid curiosity.

P.S. I dated a girl I met in a random AOL text-based game, but at least she was only a year older than me and never borrowed money. And we were dumb teenagers in the mid-90s.

[msconstrew]

I don't see signatures.

[Suppressed Poet]

Shaft is a straight up ethically vengeful gangsta.

[diethx]

It's a reference to Tsa'ah, A.

[Keller]

What is this a reference to? Some PC loser?

He was suggesting it was Tsa'ah. The world's angriest, most disagreeable/confrontational/argumentative douchebag. He made crb look like a southern gentleman.

[SHAFT]

Msconstrue, you should have come to me years ago when this first happened. This is all very regrettable and could have been avoided. I could have helped you very easily. I have a considerable amount of influence, people enjoy doing favors for me.

[Tgo01]

Shaft = The Godfather?

[Back]

He was suggesting it was Tsa'ah. The world's angriest, most disagreeable/confrontational/argumentative douchebag. He made crb look like a southern gentleman.

I disagree. He wasn't as intentionally intellectually dishonest as crb is.

[SHAFT]

I am a simple businessman. I don't know anything about this "Godfather".

[Suppressed Poet]

Careful msconstrew... You don't want to be in the debt of Shaft. He will call upon you to return the favor and before you know it, you'll be sucking off the color of some old senator's cold dangling marbles.

[Warriorbird]

Careful msconstrew... You don't want to be in the debt of Shaft. He will call upon you to return the favor and before you know it, you'll be sucking off the color of some old senator's cold dangling marbles.

Are you either 85 or the radical feminist version of ClydeR?

[Suppressed Poet]

Are you either 85 or the radical feminist version of ClydeR?

Not 85 and don't know who clyder is. Why?

[BriarFox]

Oh, it's honest insanity. That's ... worse.

[Drew]

This thread is starting to feel more awkward.

[Keller]

This thread is starting to feel more awkward.

And, to state the obvious, it's hard to get more awkward than a bunch of people guessing which creep took advantage of a 15 year old when they were 30, borrowed 2k from them, and never paid it back.

[Sean]

And, to state the obvious, it's hard to get more awkward than a bunch of people guessing which creep took advantage of a 15 year old when they were 30, borrowed 2k from them, and never paid it back.

Klaive.

[Suppressed Poet]

Oh, it's honest insanity. That's ... worse.

I'm sorry...did I say something that sounds insane to you? Crude maybe. But insane?

[Parkbandit]

Was he born in Fort Camp Lejeune?

Whoa.. it's not his fault! It's on his birth certificate that is in a bank safety deposit vault!

[Keller]

Klaive.

I lose.

[Back]

And, to state the obvious, it's hard to get more awkward than a bunch of people guessing which creep took advantage of a 15 year old when they were 30, borrowed 2k from them, and never paid it back.

When you put it that way it sounds criminal. In what state is 15 legal?

[Parkbandit]

I disagree. He wasn't as intentionally intellectually dishonest as crb is.

lol

[Drew]

And, to state the obvious, it's hard to get more awkward than a bunch of people guessing which creep took advantage of a 15 year old when they were 30, borrowed 2k from them, and never paid it back.

Honestly that feels about par for the course for the PC. We've been through a lot together, most of us have seen each other's intimates. We're a tight knit group.

[Keller]

or 16 and 32, 17 and 34. Until like 21 and 42, it is creepy as fuck. Even then it is creepy.

[Drew]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNM8gRgs52M

[Sean]

or 16 and 32, 17 and 34. Until like 21 and 42, it is creepy as fuck. Even then it is creepy.

Having a daughter changed you man...

[Asha]

So I come and visit the PC and the top topic is guess who raped Msconstrew.

[Keller]

Having a daughter changed you man...

Maybe, but I think being almost 32 has a lot more to do with it. The idea of having sex with a 16 year old is fucking bonkers.

[Sean]

So I come and visit the PC and the top topic is guess who raped Msconstrew.

hmm...


Wasn't there some musician who was a GS player? Uh, the guy who I can't remember his name or band. Uhm... that guy.

[RSR]

Wasn't the musician Kulbaen or something from Blue Oyster Cult?

And I'm going to guess Paul, aka Khaladon.

[diethx]

No, he wasn't.

[RSR]

Eric Bloom of Blue Oyster Cult is the guy who used to play GS, not sure what his character name was though!

http://www.ericbloom.net/GemStone/

[diethx]

Yeah, not Kulbaen though for sure.

[RSR]

Not sure why I associated Kulbaen with him...oh well. I still stick by my Khaladon pick!

[Delias]

So I come and visit the PC and the top topic is guess who raped Msconstrew.

Statutorially. Unless she was mugged for two grand, it seems like it was pretty consensual.

[Suppressed Poet]

I dunno...I never met anyone from the PC or GS in person. Not as a preteen and not now. That sounds terrible...losing your virginity to someone from an Internet game.

Why couldn't you people do it in the back of a Buick with the dirty girl from your school?

That's how America does it, and that's how I first wet my fishing pole...

[Delias]

I dunno...I never met anyone from the PC or GS in person. Not as a preteen and not now. That sounds terrible...losing your virginity to someone from an Internet game.

Why couldn't you people do it in the back of a Buick with the dirty girl from your school?

That's how America does it, and that's how I first wet my fishing pole...

Because I always preferred something clean and pretty, not dirty. Unless you meant dirty as in slutty, which is DIFFERENT.

[Archigeek]

Statutorially. Unless she was mugged for two grand, it seems like it was pretty consensual.

So what you're saying is it wasn't "rape rape"?

A 32 year old man can't have consensual sex with a 16 year old as far as the courts are concerned. The 16 year old isn't able to consent.

[Delias]

So what you're saying is it wasn't "rape rape"?

I'd say there is a difference between consensual but legal rape and the brutality of forced rape, yes.

[Archigeek]

I'd say there is a difference between consensual but legal rape and the brutality of forced rape, yes.

I suggest forgoing a career in politics.

[Drew]

So what you're saying is it wasn't "rape rape"?

A 32 year old man can't have consensual sex with a 16 year old as far as the courts are concerned. The 16 year old isn't able to consent.

This depends on the state.

[Delias]

I suggest forgoing a career in politics.

Oh buddy, I burned that bridge a long, long time ago.

[Tgo01]

So what you're saying is it wasn't "rape rape"?

A 32 year old man can't have consensual sex with a 16 year old as far as the courts are concerned. The 16 year old isn't able to consent.

Isn't 16 the legal age of consent in some states?

[Back]

This is just getting worse and worse.

[diethx]

Why would that be more terrible than some sloppy mess in the back of a car that means nothing?

I think SP is just bitter that no one here wants to bang him.

[RSR]

I think SP is just bitter that no one wants to bang him.


FTFY

[msconstrew]

Wooooah. Let's take step back here.

I was 17. He was 33 or 34. I don't think that constitutes statutory rape in NJ. But even it did, it doesn't matter now. I was stupid and naive, believed him when he told me he loved me, and loaned him money because he told me (heh) that seeing me had caused him financial distress. It was regrettable, but let's not make it into more than it is.

[Suppressed Poet]

Because I always preferred something clean and pretty, not dirty. Unless you meant dirty as in slutty, which is DIFFERENT.

They kind of go hand in hand - but yeah. I don't mean she was caked in mud or smelled like the retarded kid. I meant she wore the uniform skirt that was meant for a midget and you could see the bottom corners of her lightly tanned ass cheeks covered by some skin tight like pink panties. Dirty!! Da hell is wrong with you people?!? GADANGIT SONNY BEACH!!!

[Tgo01]

Wooooah. Let's take step back here.

I was 17. He was 33 or 34. I don't think that constitutes statutory rape in NJ. But even it did, it doesn't matter now. I was stupid and naive, believed him when he told me he loved me, and loaned him money because he told me (heh) that seeing me had caused him financial distress. It was regrettable, but let's not make it into more than it is.

The guy complained about the cost of seeing you? No wonder this guy wants to stay anonymous.

[msconstrew]

The guy complained about the cost of seeing you? No wonder this guy wants to stay anonymous.

Haha, yes! When I think about that now, I roll my eyes. But at the time it seemed totally legit. I mean - he was my first "boyfriend", first love, first everything... I guess I learned my lesson the hard way, but whatever. I didn't get raped and murdered!

[SHAFT]

Haha, yes! When I think about that now, I roll my eyes. But at the time it seemed totally legit. I mean - he was my first "boyfriend", first love, first everything... I guess I learned my lesson the hard way, but whatever. I didn't get raped and murdered!

Can I borrow some cash? I need like 1.999k

[TheEschaton]

I'd settle for 1500.

And damn, you had 1500 at 17? That money would have been totally gone up my nose at that age.

[msconstrew]

Can I borrow some cash? I need like 1.999k

SORRY. Maybe you can collect from my erstwhile lover.

[msconstrew]

Also. Everyone who chose "Paul/Khaladon" is officially off my list of friends. That guy is gross; I would not have touched him with a ten foot pole EVEN BACK THEN.

[msconstrew]

I'd settle for 1500.

And damn, you had 1500 at 17? That money would have been totally gone up my nose at that age.

Heh. More than that. I worked. And also, you know, wealthy grandparents.

[Asha]

E, you're hilarious.

[Keller]

Also. Everyone who chose "Paul/Khaladon" is officially off my list of friends. That guy is gross; I would not have touched him with a ten foot pole EVEN BACK THEN.

Let's not be hasty. First, I've never seen a picture of Paul/Khaladon. To be honest, there were only two choices on that list that could have been old enough to be the john, and I only knew what one of them looked like. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, in my mind.

[Back]

Let's not be hasty. First, I've never seen a picture of Paul/Khaladon. To be honest, there were only two choices on that list that could have been old enough to be the john, and I only knew what one of them looked like. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, in my mind.

John? WTF is this? CSI PC?

[TheEschaton]

We already know much about Keller's love for inaccurate internet investigations.

[diethx]

Haha, the john.

No, the UNSUB. THE PERP!!!!

[Asha]

Well it looks like WEE've .... found our man.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHH

[diethx]

You forgot to put your sunglasses on and make a pun.

[msconstrew]

Let's not be hasty. First, I've never seen a picture of Paul/Khaladon. To be honest, there were only two choices on that list that could have been old enough to be the john, and I only knew what one of them looked like. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, in my mind.

Off. The. List.

[SHAFT]

SORRY. Maybe you can collect from my erstwhile lover.

I told you to send me his info and I'd take care of it. I know a fella named Luca who handles these sorts of situations.

[Rucca]

My guess isn't even on the list. Also, out of respect for msconstrew I don't even know if I want to say who I think it is. I'm not sure if she really wants everyone to know. Although guessing games are fun I kinda hope I'd be wrong.

[diethx]

I want to know who you think it is!

[Drew]

I think it was Hedensk. Yep. I'm going to go think about that for a few minutes.

[Delias]

I think it was Hedensk. Yep. I'm going to go think about that for a few minutes.

Damn. Me too. Good idea.

[Asha]

You forgot to put your sunglasses on and make a pun.
You forgot to SHUT UP!

[msconstrew]

Damn. Me too. Good idea.

As if I would ever fuck someone with a tattoo.

[SHAFT]

As if I would ever fuck someone with a tattoo.

You'll scissor Hedensk and you'll love it!

[Rucca]

As if I would ever fuck someone with a tattoo.

Aww :(

[Keller]

We already know much about Keller's love for inaccurate internet investigations.

Isn't that the entire point of this thread? Besides Suppressed Poet being a creep, of course.

[Delias]

As if I would ever fuck someone with a tattoo.

I see what you did there. Would you fuck someone with flesh colored, tattoo shaped scars?

[BriarFox]

Hey, now. Tattoos are dead sexy. Well, the good ones. If you've got a cabbage-shaped patch of old blue ink that was birthed from the desiccated corpses of ten Bic pens and applied with the sharpened end of a paperclip in the hopes that it would turn out to be a flaming skull decorated with six teardrop symbols for the six people you'd killed so far in prison, you might be a hardcore bad ass, but nothing's going to save your tattoo from appearing on People of Walmart, especially if you were high on toilet cleaner and told the former heroin addict who was inking you based on his experience with needles to put the tattoo on your forehead.

[diethx]

BF is right; tattoos are dead sexy.

Dead. Sexy.

[Asha]

:lol: @ Briar

[diethx]

.....

:lol:

I know, you hate tattoos. Absolutely hate. What-ev-er.

[Asha]

I was laughing at BFs post. I tried to make that clear by editing but you were just too fast..
You were just to fast.

[diethx]

l2quote

[msconstrew]

Hey, now. Tattoos are dead sexy. Well, the good ones. If you've got a cabbage-shaped patch of old blue ink that was birthed from the desiccated corpses of ten Bic pens and applied with the sharpened end of a paperclip in the hopes that it would turn out to be a flaming skull decorated with six teardrop symbols for the six people you'd killed so far in prison, you might be a hardcore bad ass, but nothing's going to save your tattoo from appearing on People of Walmart, especially if you were high on toilet cleaner and told the former heroin addict who was inking you based on his experience with needles to put the tattoo on your forehead.

R, I love you like the brother I never had, but no. No tattoos.

[diethx]

R, I love you like the brother I never had, but no. No tattoos.

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

[msconstrew]

Whatever. At least I didn't imply you fucked Khaladon.

[diethx]

Whoa whoa whoa. I never implied you fucked Khaladon. I would have to cut off my fingers for typing such a thing.

[TheEschaton]

If it makes you feel any better, both my tattoos are on my back, you'd only ever see them after I fell asleep...and at that point, what do I care?

[Tgo01]

Who is Khaladon on here?

[BriarFox]

Kookiegod.

[TheEschaton]

Paul, the guy who freaked out about how much he loved Warclaidhm. Nein had a rather excellent artpiece of him.

[msconstrew]

It didn't really capture the horror of his teeth.

[Asha]

Does she still post?

[TheEschaton]

She did in that thread.

[Archigeek]

I told you to send me his info and I'd take care of it. I know a fella named Luca who handles these sorts of situations.

Does he live on the second floor?

[Alfster]

How old is Kuyuk?

[Atlanteax]

Also. Everyone who chose "Paul/Khaladon" is officially off my list of friends. That guy is gross; I would not have touched him with a ten foot pole EVEN BACK THEN.

Welp, that rules out you being Gothique, heh.

[Asha]

And the fact she looks nothing like her, at all.

[Atlanteax]

And the fact she looks nothing like her, at all.

Well yea, but I was just referring to what she said. Tongue-in-cheek comment.

[Gweneivia]

Maybe we could have sex, and then you could lend me 2k for tattoo removal? That's totally what I would use it for. Honest. Love you baby.

[Stretch]

Klaive.

That was my guess too. Whatever happened with that dude?

[Stretch]

If it makes you feel any better, both my tattoos are on my back, you'd only ever see them after I fell asleep...and at that point, what do I care?

...you have tramp stamps?

[TheEschaton]

Upper back, fuck you!

[Showal]

Upper back, fuck you!

The boys must LOVE that.

[Rimalon]

Haha, Paul's ugly. Hashtag good thread.

[Back]

I don't see Stretch in the Poll.

[DCSL]

I don't see Stretch in the Poll.

He DID have that panty-melting pin alteration back in the day.

[Liagala]

If you've got a cabbage-shaped patch of old blue ink that was birthed from the desiccated corpses of ten Bic pens and applied with the sharpened end of a paperclip in the hopes that it would turn out to be a flaming skull decorated with six teardrop symbols for the six people you'd killed so far in prison, you might be a hardcore bad ass, but nothing's going to save your tattoo from appearing on People of Walmart, especially if you were high on toilet cleaner and told the former heroin addict who was inking you based on his experience with needles to put the tattoo on your forehead.
This is one sentence. It's also my new sig.

Edit: Also, tattoos are terrible.

[Stretch]

That would probably be because I was 13 in 1997.

[Some Rogue]

Some of the people in this thread probably shouldn't be talking shit about anyone's looks....



and by that I mean TheE.

[TheEschaton]

Did I make fun of someone's looks in this thread? I honestly don't remember that.

[Some Rogue]

Lol, I dunno. But there are those who were. :P

[diethx]

So you just wanted to make fun of E's looks?!

[msconstrew]

Yeah, I made fun of Paul/Khaladon's looks. You want to take me to task? BRING IT ON.

[Some Rogue]

Yes and I wanted for you to get the hint too. :(

[TheEschaton]

Oh, I get it now. I hate you SR.

[Some Rogue]

Oh, I get it now. I hate you SR.

Racist

[thefarmer]

Some of the people in this thread probably shouldn't be talking shit about anyone's looks....



and by that I mean TheE.


I tend not to make fun of other people's physical looks. As a fellow ugly person, I know how bad troll bullies can be :(


edit Damn. I totally didn't see that TheE part. I need mroe coffee or more sleep

[Methais]

I doubt it was Khaladon, if for no other based on the fact that he's been loaded for as long as I've known him, which would make no sense for him to rip her off for 2k.

[Tisket]

Hey, now. Tattoos are dead sexy. Well, the good ones. If you've got a cabbage-shaped patch of old blue ink that was birthed from the desiccated corpses of ten Bic pens and applied with the sharpened end of a paperclip in the hopes that it would turn out to be a flaming skull decorated with six teardrop symbols for the six people you'd killed so far in prison, you might be a hardcore bad ass, but nothing's going to save your tattoo from appearing on People of Walmart, especially if you were high on toilet cleaner and told the former heroin addict who was inking you based on his experience with needles to put the tattoo on your forehead.

lol, this deserves a post of the month nomination.

[Tisket]

BF is right; tattoos are dead sexy.

Dead. Sexy.

I'm the one that hates tattoos. Well, I should clarify...I hate generic, run-of-the-mill tattoos. Which is what, 90 percent of them out there?

I did see a small delicate tribal tattoo on a girls upper arm once that was in red ink. It was beautifully done and the red ink was so unusual that I thought it was henna at first but she assured me it was permanent. That's probably the only time in my life I was envious of someone's tattoo.

[Tisket]

I was 17. He was 33 or 34. I don't think that constitutes statutory rape in NJ. But even it did, it doesn't matter now. I was stupid and naive, believed him when he told me he loved me, and loaned him money because he told me (heh) that seeing me had caused him financial distress. It was regrettable, but let's not make it into more than it is.

Maybe not statutory rape but fucking creepy as hell. I'm frankly astonished that you would defend him. He preyed on a teenager. It's not cool. It's not okay. It's fucked up. People that do that will do it again. Don't know why you'd let him hide here. I'm all about being close mouthed in regard to people's secrets but this isn't one of those instances.

[thefarmer]

I'm the one that hates tattoos. Well, I should clarify...I hate generic, run-of-the-mill tattoos. Which is what, 90 percent of them out there?

I did see a small delicate tribal tattoo on a girls upper arm once that was in red ink. It was beautifully done and the red ink was so unusual that I thought it was henna at first but she assured me it was permanent. That's probably the only time in my life I was envious of someone's tattoo.

I just showed Tisket the second ever tattoo she's been envious of.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/064/9/f/aww_yeah_he_man_by_robthedoodler-d4rt6b7.jpg

[Tisket]

Nightmares for me tonight.

[Tisket]

I think thefarmer's pm privileges should be revoked forthwith.

[thefarmer]

:(

[Tisket]

Alright, not revoked but you should be punished somehow!

[thefarmer]

Alright, not revoked but you should be punished somehow!

I will graciously allow you to sleep with me, then borrow 2k and never give it back.

That works, right?

[Tisket]

lol

[Delias]

I'm frankly astonished that you would defend him.

Why do you think she became a lawyer? To defend her first love in future cases of statutory rape. I assume.

[diethx]

I'm the one that hates tattoos. Well, I should clarify...I hate generic, run-of-the-mill tattoos. Which is what, 90 percent of them out there?

I did see a small delicate tribal tattoo on a girls upper arm once that was in red ink. It was beautifully done and the red ink was so unusual that I thought it was henna at first but she assured me it was permanent. That's probably the only time in my life I was envious of someone's tattoo.

Nice tattoos make me sploosh.

[Suppressed Poet]

If you are going to get a tattoo, it should be a grape. Then when you get older, the tattoo fades a little, and your skin gets all wrinkly...you can say its a raisin.

I personaly dislike tattoos. A woman's skin needs nothing to make it more beautiful. Would you put Heinz 57 on a quality steak? To each their own I suppose.

[BriarFox]

If you are going to get a tattoo, it should be a grape. Then when you get older, the tattoo fades a little, and your skin gets all wrinkly...you can say its a raisin.

I personaly dislike tattoos. A woman's skin needs nothing to make it more beautiful. Would you put Heinz 57 on a quality steak? To each their own I suppose.

Okay, Hannibal.

[Asha]

Women are a lot like steak.

[diethx]

I like my faerie tattoo. I don't really like the one on my leg, as it didn't turn out as I'd hoped, so I'm finally going to find a talented fucker to tattoo something over it and make it look awesome.

[diethx]

Okay, Hannibal.

Also... looool

[RSR]

I like my faerie tattoo. I don't really like the one on my leg, as it didn't turn out as I'd hoped, so I'm finally going to find a talented fucker to tattoo something over it and make it look awesome.

I am a talented fucker but not sure how good I am with a tattoo gun. I'll give it a shot though.

[msconstrew]

Okay, Hannibal.

Hahahaha.

[msconstrew]

If you are going to get a tattoo, it should be a grape. Then when you get older, the tattoo fades a little, and your skin gets all wrinkly...you can say its a raisin.

I personaly dislike tattoos. A woman's skin needs nothing to make it more beautiful. Would you put Heinz 57 on a quality steak? To each their own I suppose.

Objectify women much?

[diethx]

I am a talented fucker but not sure how good I am with a tattoo gun. I'll give it a shot though.

It's not on my thigh, RSR...

[Suppressed Poet]

Hmmm...I thought I was paying women a compliment saying they have naturaly beautiful skin. The steak thing was just a crude analogy. I don't think I'm as a much of a misogynist as some of you think.

[Delias]

Objectify women much?

Be honest- sometimes you enjoy it.

[msconstrew]

But you admit to being at least sort of misogynist.

[Rucca]

Hmmm...I thought I was paying women a compliment saying they have naturaly beautiful skin. The steak thing was just a crude analogy. I don't think I'm as a much of a misogynist as some of you think.

Aww. Silence is golden. Just like raisins can be.

[Taernath]

Who is Khaladon on here?

Kookiegod.

You've got to be kidding me.

[Suppressed Poet]

But you admit to being at least sort of misogynist.

Maybe a little.

I'd be more willing to admit I am a traditionalist.

And for all my misguided ideals, I am the first to be a gentlemen and a firm believer the pussy should be high on the pedestal.

[EasternBrand]

Maybe a little.

I'd be more willing to admit I am a traditionalist.

And for all my misguided ideals, I am the first to be a gentlemen and a firm believer the pussy should be high on the pedestal.

This would work great as an OKCupid profile lede!

Oh, wait, already been done: "I also consider myself a true gentleman, and chivalry is huge with me (yes, I will open doors and pull out chairs for you)." (http://gothamist.com/2012/10/25/photos_cannibal_cop_called_himself.php#photo-1)

[Tisket]

I like my faerie tattoo. I don't really like the one on my leg, as it didn't turn out as I'd hoped, so I'm finally going to find a talented fucker to tattoo something over it and make it look awesome.

I might dislike tattoos but for some reason I love tattoo shows. Best Ink, Ink Master, and that one where they fix bad tattoos (can't recall the name) are enjoyable TV.