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Hulkein
08-11-2004, 02:02 AM
Massiveman points at you, ruining your hiding place.
>peer mass
You peer quizzically at Massiveman.
>
Massiveman says, "Stop stealing."
>
Massiveman peers quizzically at you.

You say, "I steal nothing, oaf."
>
Massiveman says, "Bull."

You ask, "Bull eh?"
>401
*** TypoHelp: Converted "401" to INCANT 401.

You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Elemental Defense I spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
A silvery luminescence surrounds you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
You say, "I'm nothing but a broken down sorceror."

>406
*** TypoHelp: Converted "406" to INCANT 406.

You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Elemental Defense II spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
A bright luminescence surrounds you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You say, "Tryin' ta hide for some rest."

You mutter something inaudible.
>414
*** TypoHelp: Converted "414" to INCANT 414.

You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Elemental Defense III spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
A brilliant luminescence surrounds you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You say, "Now let me be, fella."
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>
Abztract just arrived.
>steal abz
You reach into Abztract's pockets and pull out 79 silvers.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.

You reach into Abztract's spidersilk cloak and pull out some acantha leaf.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.

You reach into Abztract's spidersilk cloak and pull out some wolifrew lichen.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.

You reach into Abztract's spidersilk cloak and pull out a white crystal.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
>

You reach into Abztract's spidersilk cloak and pull out a green errisian topaz.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
>
You reach into Abztract's spidersilk cloak and pull out a blue crystal.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
>
You reach into Abztract's spidersilk cloak and pull out some polished pink coral.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
>
You reach into Abztract's spidersilk cloak and pull out a green errisian topaz.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
>
You reach into Abztract's spidersilk cloak and pull out an orange imperial topaz.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
You couldn't find anything worth taking. Maybe you should offer Abztract a donation instead.
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
>
Lalana faces Abztract and shrieks at the top of her lungs.
(Figured I'd leave Lalana yelling at him in there =)
>
You notice Massiveman reach into your pockets and remove 43 silvers.
>
You quietly whisper to Abztract, "That fella named Massiveman over there just stole something from your cloak."
>
Abztract nods to you.
>
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>
Abztract intones a phrase of elemental power while raising his hands...
>
Abztract gestures at Massiveman.
CS: +123 - TD: +128 + CvA: +2 + d100: +23 - -5 == +25
Warded off!
Massiveman is unaffected.

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Then my host came for an assist, I leave, less then about 30 seconds after I leave the room.

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* Abztract just bit the dust!

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Priceless.

Edaarin
08-11-2004, 02:09 AM
Ha ha, nicely done.

Chadj
08-11-2004, 02:28 AM
rofl. Fuckin retards.

Shari
08-11-2004, 02:35 AM
Oh my god that's fucking hilarious. Keep it up. :clap:

Souzy
08-11-2004, 03:21 AM
I was actually there. Might have the log.

Hulkein
08-11-2004, 03:31 AM
Yeah dig up the deathblow, I didn't get to see it.

Caiylania
08-11-2004, 03:32 AM
Oooof. I went through the park the other day. And Coinner says from the shadows,"What kind of person only carries one coin around."

Needless to say, me one coin was gone :( and I replied,"the type who likes messing with theives."

It was lame, but so is he.

Drew
08-11-2004, 05:20 AM
That was great

kheldarin
08-11-2004, 05:57 AM
Best thing I've ever read on this messageboard.

08-11-2004, 08:52 AM
ROFLLOL

- Arkans

Parkbandit
08-11-2004, 12:29 PM
A half ass job Hulkein.. I'm disappointed.

I would have accused Massiveman of petty theft and had his ass thrown in jail.

;)

Well done.

DeV
08-11-2004, 12:34 PM
Nice work.

Hulkein
08-11-2004, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Parkbandit
I would have accused Massiveman of petty theft and had his ass thrown in jail.


Hah, good call. I'll throw that in there next time.

Skirmisher
08-11-2004, 12:46 PM
Huk, i disagree with about 98.91734% of your posts on this board, but that was too funny.

Well done.
:clap:

Skirmisher
08-11-2004, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by Caiylania
Oooof. I went through the park the other day. And Coinner says from the shadows,"What kind of person only carries one coin around."

Needless to say, me one coin was gone :( and I replied,"the type who likes messing with theives."

It was lame, but so is he.

I so carry 1 coin on me whenever possible for exactly that reason also! :lol:

Shalla
08-11-2004, 12:57 PM
Hulkein, you are sooo bad. LMAO

Hulkein
08-11-2004, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Skirmisher
Huk, i disagree with about 98.91734% of your posts on this board, but that was too funny.


;)

That's because for a while I only posted in political threads. I put an end to that. Not that I'll never post in a political thread again, but I'll spread them out.

[Edited on 8-11-2004 by Hulkein]

Artha
08-11-2004, 01:55 PM
Carrying one coin around is like wearing a sign that says 'Please make sure I have no herbs ever.'

Skirmisher
08-11-2004, 01:59 PM
I also try to make sure i have all containers closed.
:whistle:
I know about you sneaky peoples in the park!

:nono:

Psycho
08-11-2004, 04:16 PM
ROFL. Abztract is a huge dumbass.

Parkbandit
08-11-2004, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Psycho
ROFL. Abztract is a huge dumbass.

Oh leave Solescape alone.