5x 2-Socket Fusion Composite Bow

[Whirlin]

As the title reads.

4.5m flat.

[Whirlin]

Buy it today! Price reduced!

[Whirlin]

omfg, it's your lucky day, this bow is still available! Act now, or maybe it won't be!

[Whirlin]

Aiming is easy... don't waste your silvers on sighted bows! Boost ANYTHING YOU WANT with this awesome bow with two open sockets! (orbs not included)

[Whirlin]

still for sale...

Mathematically superior to a longbow if your current RT for an attach phase is under 9 seconds, and greater than 1!

[Whirlin]

lowered to 4m

[Whirlin]

Price raised to 4.5m! You had your chance!

[SHAFT]

Reverse psychology. I like it.

[Tgo01]

Price raised to 4.5m! You had your chance!

But but but!

[Whirlin]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/333/why-because-fuck-you-thats-why.jpg

[Suppressed Poet]

Somebody buy this already. This is a great price. If I were ranged, I'd be all over this.

[Whirlin]

bump because... buyout, and continential Elanthian delivery.

[Whirlin]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7311223040/hC6EBE126/

This is an irrelevant picture for an irrelevant bump... but I wanted to post it somewhere.

[Tgo01]

No one buy this bow! The ongoing saga of this bow is providing much needed entertainment.

[SHAFT]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7311223040/hC6EBE126/

This is an irrelevant picture for an irrelevant bump... but I wanted to post it somewhere.

Funny cause it's true...

[Tgo01]

I hear Whirlin's 5x fusion bow is hooking up with Kesha.

[Whirlin]

Upcoming mother's day related picture bump.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUO-nVL2zCOCaTDJpxannt3EPq3aEMDKQiskG8AEAPaidU6rjscQ

[Tgo01]

I'm beginning to think this bow is just a legend. We need to see some screen shots of it.

[Whirlin]

still available! And don't you forget it!

[Whirlin]

Asking price increased to 20m for this bow.

[Whirlin]

NOW ON SALE!!!
This unique*weapon can be yours for the sale price of 4.5m, marked down from 20m! That's saving 15.5m! You can't afford not to buy it!

Now Asbestos Free!



* Not actually Unique

[Gweneivia]

I heard this bow is the new Teras guru.

[SHAFT]

I heard it also doubles as a vibrator. Great for the ladies!

[Whirlin]

I heard using this bow increases your chances at getting a RtCF ticket! True story.

[Ryku]

Id do 4m my brah.

[Tgo01]

Id do 4m my brah.

Don't do it, Whirlin! Think of your starving children!

[everan]

Id do 4m my brah.

Hey, he's trying to corner the market on fusion bows, he's buying them all!!! It's a conspiracy, maybe the rumors are true, they help you get RtCF tickets after all.

[Whirlin]

Sorry guys... Ryku is totally my Bff until I try to sell the next thing.


S O L D

[Tgo01]

S O L D

The end of an era. Mark your calenders, people.

[Latrinsorm]

...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...