April Fool's Day jokes

[Parkbandit]

Damn him.. he SO GOT ME!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2013/03/29/presidential-proclamation-national-financial-capability-month-2013

[RSR]

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[Keller]

I left an empty box of dunkin donuts in the break room.

[radamanthys]

I left an empty box of dunkin donuts in the break room.

You bastard.

I just taped a couple harmonicas to the roof rack of my coworker's vehicle. It goes, Woo woo!

[Gelston]

Hear ye! Hear ye!

The Wizard Guild is proud to announce a profound change to the spell (518) Cone of Lightning!

The new version will allow a mage to create a huge cone of snow that can be enjoyed by all professions and races in Elanthia! Lore training will allow the caster to attune their Cone to a variety of flavors!

Some of the delicious flavors include Chili Mango Madness, Winterberry Surprise, Rock-E-Road, and Gust-O-Rama! For those trained in both water and air lores a special flavor called Zip-Zap-Zing can be unlocked!

This message was brought to you by the gnome barker of Icemule Trace who claims no liability for accidental deaths incurred by the misuse of this spell.

Cast responsibly, and enjoy your April 1st snowcones!

-Marstreforn-
Icemule Trace Guru
Halfling Guru

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