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The Cat In The Hat
08-08-2004, 12:15 PM
Ok so, Jenisi got me curious about just where the fuck you would find something like Uber-Mich, and I think in my search for knowledge I came across the perfect escort for Sergey.

http://www.eros-guide.com/files/ouchy1.htm

Cat
Wezas
08-08-2004, 12:24 PM
Men/Women/Couples/Groups/Parties

He does it all.

I'll send the site to some co-workers who I know are terrified of clowns.
peam
08-08-2004, 01:19 PM
Ever seen that movie Vulgar?
Ilvane
08-08-2004, 01:32 PM
:wtf:

:lol: Okay, that is disturbing.

-A
Snapp
08-08-2004, 06:19 PM
That's really creepy. I don't know if I believe he's for real though.. I might have to call and uh.. check up on it...
Bobmuhthol
08-08-2004, 06:22 PM
The phone number "(415) 789-8439" is a Belvedere, CA based phone number and the registered carrier is Pacific Bell. Additional information for this number is not available.
AnticorRifling
08-08-2004, 07:01 PM
Beefy at 5'10" 200 lbs?

I'm 5'10" 240...
08-08-2004, 07:03 PM
You're also a woolly beast
The Cat In The Hat
08-08-2004, 08:56 PM
I didnt see he had another website ROFL http://www.ouchytheclown.com/


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AnticorRifling
08-08-2004, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by RangerD1
You're also a woolly beast

I am not woolly. I have to shave like twice a week if that.
08-08-2004, 09:14 PM
Your chest?
08-08-2004, 09:24 PM
Where teh fuck is the female counterpart
AnticorRifling
08-08-2004, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by RangerD1
Your chest?

Shouldn't you be off wearing a gay hat or something?
08-08-2004, 09:37 PM
strong words, did they teach you that in the department of the navy?
AnticorRifling
08-08-2004, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by RangerD1
strong words, did they teach you that in the department of the navy?

The Men's Department.
08-08-2004, 10:09 PM
of victoria secret?
AnticorRifling
08-08-2004, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by RangerD1
of victoria secret?

Don't be mad because you have to wear that french hat and all those boyscout patches.

I heard a rumor that you guys are going to try and get your dress uniforms to look more like dress blues. Good luck with that.
08-08-2004, 11:47 PM
Heh I don't care about all that. Soon as I get back I got T minus 90 days to civilian status
DianaBanana
08-10-2004, 10:34 AM
I hate clowns.
Wezas
08-10-2004, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by DianaBanana
I hate clowns.

I thought all the carnies got along?

If not, I think you've got the wrong hobby.

http://www.tridenttech.edu/palmer/images/Juggling_clown.jpg
DeV
08-10-2004, 10:51 AM
At the end of his message he says, "I look forward to meeting you and beating you soon."
Weedmage Princess
08-10-2004, 11:23 AM
:eek:
The Cat In The Hat
08-10-2004, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by DarkelfVold
At the end of his message he says, "I look forward to meeting you and beating you soon."

Don't tell me you actually CALLED!?

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DeV
08-10-2004, 11:34 AM
Yep. Being at work and bored are not a very good combination. His voice doesn't sound threatening at all but the end of his message is creepy.
Parkbandit
08-10-2004, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Beefy at 5'10" 200 lbs?

I'm 5'10" 240...

I have to restrain myself....

Fatso.
DianaBanana
08-10-2004, 05:08 PM
Not all jugglers are clowns and not all clowns are jugglers. Personally, I find most clowns to be a bit disturbing. Ever see Killer Klowns from Outer Space?
Ravenstorm
08-10-2004, 05:20 PM
Great movie. In an absolutely horrible kind of way.

Raven
AnticorRifling
08-10-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Parkbandit

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Beefy at 5'10" 200 lbs?

I'm 5'10" 240...

I have to restrain myself....

Fatso.

Built for comfort. I can bench press your car and squat your house so STFU.
DianaBanana
08-11-2004, 07:34 PM
Alright, let the truth be known...Ouchy the Clown was my last boyfriend. LMAO :embarrassed:


:lol:
Apathy
08-12-2004, 04:25 AM
:blndwhip:

Sticks and stones break my bones but whips and chains excite me!

He looks like the clown from House of 1000 Corpses to me.