Random Trade Junk

[thefarmer]

Cash, coins, trade or whatever.

+20DS/+20TD (Perm) full plate
Moderately resistant to shocking attacks, moderately resistant to impact attacks, and moderately resistant to natural attacks. (Add any of the warrior resistances as needed)


+27/+20TD (Perm) studded leather
Imflass base
The first thing that strikes you about the leather is the weight, which is about 12 pounds.
* * It provides a bonus of 10 to Two Weapon Combat Bonus.
* * This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 33 times.
* * It provides a bonus of 9 to Intuition.
* * This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 18 times.
* * It provides a bonus of 10 to Edged Weapons Bonus.
* * This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 33 times.
* * The leather looks to have a lot of charges remaining.


5x ora handaxe
LOCKED splitter
It imparts a bonus of +25 more than usual.
It provides a bonus of 11 to Stamina Recovery.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 40 times.
It provides a bonus of 12 to Edged Weapons Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 47 times.
It provides a bonus of 3 to Max Mana.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 4 times.


a heavily stitched canvas bag marked with letters
In the Common language, it reads: "Manure"
Beltworn Anti-thief bladder - +10 perception bonus enhancive, stops 80-90% of thefts outright (tested with a capped 2x PP rogue versus 28 Perception rank, 0 PP rank farmer), doesn't take up a functional inventory slot, can be lightened again to under 2lbs
Manure scent lasts 10-15 minutes

>steal vivaldi
While rifling through Vivaldi's things you disturb a heavily stitched canvas bag marked with letters. You feel a brief spray of some warm, heavy moisture before you jerk your hand back and notice a small damp area on the skin. After a moment you catch a whiff of an offal odor.
XXX moves his hand out away from himself.

>smell XXX
XXX has a horrible smell about his skin, as if he just got done rolling around in a in a pile of manure!
>smell XXX
You have a horrible smell about your skin, as if you just got done rolling around in a pile of manure!


a red velvet gown
4x, ROBE ARMOR
8lbs -You might be able to have a talented merchant lighten the velvet gown for you.

The creator has also provided the following information:
A red velvet gown cannot be detailed to indicate that it is anything but long. It cannot be altered to indicate that the lower portion of the garment (below the knees) is tight-fitting in any way; the upper portion can be, but not the lower.

The a red velvet gown can be customized in the following manner, where any talented merchant can customize the bolded sections. Note that customizations cannot use first or third person references:
(PULL) You pull the lower portion of a red velvet gown up slightly, displaying your legs. With a great deal of gumption, you move your feet in an intricate dance that leaves you breathless. As you finish, your fingers release the gown's fabric.
(CURTSY) You dip your body, pulling the lower portion of a red velvet gown out to either side of you so that the fabric drapes down like a gentle mist around your feet. As you complete the formal curtsy, you rise to your feet.
(SMELL) Holding a red velvet gown up to your face, you inhale deeply, and the scent of spring roses fills your senses.
(STAND) Standing primly, you fluff the fabric of your gown out until it drapes down in a perfectly smooth and unblemished fashion.
(PUSH) You push your hands down against your gown in an elegant gesture.
Currently, you are able to use STAND, RUB, PUSH, TURN, SIT, PULL, CURTSY, and SMELL. This gown may only be unlocked further within special, rare circumstances.
5M


+28 heavy crossbow
Unlocked to take all wand types
Fancy scripts



a rolaren discus
+10 Thrown bonus,+1 Spirit lore-Blessing bonus
(Make a 6x returner!)

[Manamethis]

That brig is perfect for RtCF

[thefarmer]

Buy some the brig and make it +20 TD at CCF then make it robes for your monk bumpz

[Androidpk]

30/20 robes would be awesome.

[thefarmer]

Put prices, added another other things to make fancy and shit at CCF if you want.

Make a puncture resistant TD shield! Make a +40 ranged set of studded leather!

Or whatever.

[thefarmer]

Dropped the price on the brig since I apparently need a few coins.

[thefarmer]

Added a 2x unlocked Peretta gown (the last unlock is auction level) that's robe armor.

[HermieTheDentist]

I PM'd you about the brig

[thefarmer]

Added a price on the armor gown. Buy it and be fashionable girl monk in a gown with Iron Skin!

[thefarmer]

found this stuff floating in a locker and added it

4. some deep black rolaren scalemail
4x SWCP Brig from the last Hunt for History with a loresong
You can tell that the scalemail is as light as it can get. (approx 12lbs)

MB: 3M

[lordsmo]

I"ll go 3 mil on the scalemail.

[Thondalar]

3.1 Scale


-Thond

[lordsmo]

3.5 scale

[thefarmer]

Forgot I had posted the armor. Updated accordingly and pushed it to once to lordsmo.

[thefarmer]

Twice on the scalemail

[Xyl]

4 mil on the swcp brig

[thefarmer]

4 mil on the swcp brig

Noted

[lordsmo]

4.5 scalemail

[thefarmer]

Updated

[Xyl]

4.7 mil on the scalemail

[thefarmer]

Updated

[thefarmer]

Last call on the brig

[thefarmer]

Brig sold

[thefarmer]

Adding:

a pearl-handled vultite falchion.
LOCKED splitter

You gesture at a pearl-handled vultite falchion.
The layers of essence permeating the vultite falchion unfold before you to reveal the familiar patterns of a tempering enchanting project, which you recognize as one of your own. It is currently tempering and on the fifth step of the enchanting process. You recognize the vibrant blue aura surrounding it as indicating a strong level of enchantment.


-----------------Current Projects---------------
1 XXX is enchanting a vultite falchion, earliest: 3 days 2 hours 30 mins, latest: 4 days 2 hours 30 mins, status: Not ready.
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Get it pimped at CCF

[thefarmer]

Splitters gone

[thefarmer]

Added pcalc info for the OHE/TWC armor.

[Sav]

aegis enchantable?

[thefarmer]

Added/updated info

a greyish green troll-arm scabbard terminating in withered fingers
Beltworn +2 health recovery, non crumbly, 4lbs and can be lightened more

>put pike in scab
A lump bulges the skin of the troll-arm scabbard outward as you push your ironwood-hafted pike inside.
>rub scab
You accidentally brush your hand against the slimy skin of your troll-arm scabbard. Hope you don't have to grip anything tightly soon!
>get pike
You pull your ironwood-hafted pike out of its troll-arm scabbard accompanied by a wet squishy sound.
>get dag
With a muffled *plop*, a dollop of blood and ichor comes out of your troll-arm scabbard as you draw your blue vultite dagger. The wet glob slides slowly down the side of the scabbard until it drops to the ground with a wet splat.
MB 5M



Endless throwing bandolier
Discus
4x, vibe flares
MB:40


+30DS/+20TD (Perm) Brig

Moderately resistant to slashing attacks, moderately resistant to crushing attacks, and moderately resistant to puncturing attacks. (Feel free to add ranger resistance)

The creator has also provided the following information:
This is Tier 2 armor, and will fire six times per day to move you in a random direction. This armor offers a chance to interrupt an attack when you are stunned, webbed, rooted, immobilized, unconscious, or prone
MB: 75


+27/+20TD (Perm) studded leather
Imflass base
The first thing that strikes you about the leather is the weight, which is about 12 pounds.
* * It provides a bonus of 10 to Two Weapon Combat Bonus.
* * This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 33 times.
* * It provides a bonus of 9 to Intuition.
* * This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 18 times.
* * It provides a bonus of 10 to Edged Weapons Bonus.
* * This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 33 times.
* * The leather looks to have a lot of charges remaining.
MB 75


+20DS/+20TD (Perm) full plate

Moderately resistant to shocking attacks

[thefarmer]

Added

a kelyn-edged white mithril knuckle-blade with a supple suede grip
4x
Undead bane for SWCW
UAC compatible

[thefarmer]

Bumps

[thefarmer]

Gross troll arm up for bids in new thread

[thefarmer]

Got a +28 heavy crossbow from some GM auction that's fully unlocked for all wand types with the fancy scripts if anyone's interested.

[thefarmer]

Dropped the prices on a few things

[thefarmer]

Added
a rolaren discus
+10 Thrown bonus,+1 Spirit lore-Blessing bonus

Add something fancy to it at RtCF then make it a returner.

[thefarmer]

Bump for those of you greedy new ticket holders.

[thefarmer]

Anyone wanting to use cash to hoarde coins, conversion is rate is a low 12/per.

[thefarmer]

Bumps

[thefarmer]

Dropped the price on the tier2 Ithzir/resistance/TD brig.

[thefarmer]

Got a bid on:

a kelyn-edged white mithril knuckle-blade with a supple suede grip
4x
Undead bane with SWCW
UAC compatible
CB 8m to jon1833

[thefarmer]

Once to Jon on the undead bane shiz

[thefarmer]

Twice on the brawler

[thefarmer]

And sold

[thefarmer]

Interesting tidbit while wearing the nature resist fullplate that happened earlier that I didn't expect.

A long thorny vine suddenly sprouts from the ground and begins to thrash about violently!
The long thorny vine lashes out at you, wraps itself around your body and pulls you to the ground where it entangles you.
The vine seems to slip somewhat against the surface of your vultite full plate.
... 1 point of damage!
Loose arm hold.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
PR>look

[thefarmer]

Dropped more prices

[thefarmer]

I've had some interest in the resistance/TD plate so I'm willing to come down off the price. It was set that high because I thought I'd roll someone up to use it, but I'm too lazy to care at this point.

[thefarmer]

Added:

Polearm Package:

15M for the package

4x HCW spear
Switchable 1h/2h polearm

4x Fusion tower shield
Spiked
The greatshield resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
It provides a bonus of 7 to Multi Opponent Combat Bonus.
It provides a bonus of 9 to Polearm Weapons Bonus.

Like to sell the together to get them gone, but if someone wants them separately, or the orbs separate, lemme know.

[thefarmer]

Bumps

[thefarmer]

Bumps

[thefarmer]

Lowered price bump

[thefarmer]

Lowered the spear/shield and the twc td armor for anyone wanting something fun to work on at the last rtcf run.

[thefarmer]

Added locked splitter

5x ora handaxe
LOCKED splitter
It imparts a bonus of +25 more than usual.
It provides a bonus of 11 to Stamina Recovery.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 40 times.
It provides a bonus of 12 to Edged Weapons Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 47 times.
It provides a bonus of 3 to Max Mana.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 4 times.

[Jace Solo]

Added locked splitter

5x ora handaxe
LOCKED splitter
It imparts a bonus of +25 more than usual.
It provides a bonus of 11 to Stamina Recovery.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 40 times.
It provides a bonus of 12 to Edged Weapons Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 47 times.
It provides a bonus of 3 to Max Mana.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 4 times.

When it splits, does it mirror the enhancives on both sides? IE. splits to be a +12 handaxe in each hand but with +24 OHE Bonus and +22 Stam regen?

[senorgordoburro]

Yea, I just PMd him about that.

If that is so, I am highly interested. I have nice trades.

7x/day 613 pin
10x T5 ensorcelled, Blessable, Ironwright flares for Web, Disruption, and Fire UAC gauntlets

[thefarmer]

Closed:
It has a bonus of +25 from a normal handaxe, and the way it vibrates in tune with your voice tells you that it requires skill in edged weapons to use effectively.

The handaxe resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
It provides a bonus to Stamina Recovery.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 40 times.
It provides a bonus to Edged Weapons Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 47 times.
It provides a bonus to Max Mana.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 4 times.
You think that you could probably find out something more about the handaxe's enhancive properties if you tried.


R>
[ising]>loresing handaxe that I hold;let your special ability now be told
You sing:

"Handaxe that I hold
Let your special ability now be told"


Roundtime: 7 sec.

As you sing, you feel a faint resonating vibration from the ora handaxe in your hand...

The ora handaxe resonates with your voice, indicating that it has been enchanted by Herachio.
The handaxe resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
It provides a bonus of 11 to Stamina Recovery.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 40 times.
It provides a bonus of 12 to Edged Weapons Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 47 times.
It provides a bonus of 3 to Max Mana.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 4 times.
The handaxe looks to have a lot of charges remaining.

You sense that the ora handaxe will persist after its last enhancive charge has been expended.


Skill Name | Current Current
| Bonus Ranks
Armor Use..........................| 20 4
Shield Use.........................| 155 55
Edged Weapons......................| 12 2



Open:

It has a bonus of +12 from a normal handaxe, and the way it vibrates in tune with your voice tells you that it requires skill in edged weapons to use effectively.

The handaxe resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
It provides a bonus to Stamina Recovery.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 40 times.
It provides a bonus to Edged Weapons Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 47 times.
It provides a bonus to Max Mana.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 4 times.
You think that you could probably find out something more about the handaxe's enhancive properties if you tried.


R>
[ising]>loresing handaxe that I hold;let your special ability now be told
You sing:

"Handaxe that I hold
Let your special ability now be told"


Roundtime: 7 sec.

As you sing, you feel a faint resonating vibration from the ora handaxe in your hand...

The ora handaxe resonates with your voice, indicating that it has been enchanted by Herachio.
The handaxe resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
It provides a bonus of 11 to Stamina Recovery.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 40 times.
It provides a bonus of 12 to Edged Weapons Bonus.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 47 times.
It provides a bonus of 3 to Max Mana.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 4 times.
The handaxe looks to have a lot of charges remaining.

You sense that the ora handaxe will persist after its last enhancive charge has been expended.


Armor Use..........................| 20 4
Shield Use.........................| 155 55
Edged Weapons......................| 24 4

[thefarmer]

Don't have an amount or specific trade in mind. Just thought I'd throw it up to see if there's anything to convince me sell it. Not in any hurrry since I'm good with making the effort to fully unlocking it and upgrading it myself.

[HermieTheDentist]

Sent you a bunch of PM's...any word on those trade requests?

Respectfully,
Matt

[senorgordoburro]

You interested in either of my items?

7x/day 613 pin
10x T5 ensorcelled, Blessable, Ironwright flares for Web, Disruption, and Fire UAC gauntlets

[thefarmer]

You interested in either of my items?

7x/day 613 pin
10x T5 ensorcelled, Blessable, Ironwright flares for Web, Disruption, and Fire UAC gauntlets

Fraid not sir

[Herachio]

Nice to know my handaxe went for a good purpose. Great choice for a splitter.

[thefarmer]

Nice to know my handaxe went for a good purpose. Great choice for a splitter.

I thought so too. I went into the last run with no real gear to upgrade and no plans in mind and was randomly searching playershops for something to just get flares or something added to and came across your handaxe. Since it was late Saturday and I didn't seem to have any luck winning anything, I thought I'd grab it up for work and not have to worry about not getting the Major I wanted since maybe two people I think, gave a fuck about the splitting services.

[thefarmer]

Splitter is off to the enchanters for 7x'ing so any new offer would need to be considerable.