Thondalar
03-02-2013, 04:04 AM
Round uuhhh...whatever. New auction, mostly new stuff, throwing out some armor (gasp!) this time.
As usual, pickup in Landing or 4-winds. If you don't contact me, or respond to my contact with you, within 5 days of final sale, bid will be forfeit and items will be relisted. I reserve the right to accept a buyout at any time. If you want it put some silvers on it.
I'm around atleast 5 days a week between 5pm and 1am (variably) EST for pickup. If this time frame doesn't fit yours, PM me and we'll arrange something.
Like ta hear it here it go:
1) A back-laced caramel leather skirt with a long flaring hem/a long black leather skirt cut with a single side slit:
Rub it to change descrips, can be unlocked further to up to 5 descriptions, tap it to cast E-wave, unused, currently several charges left, not crumbly...can be unlocked to rechargeable.
MB: 100k CB: 0
2) A black velvet drawstring gem pouch
>put diam in pouch
You untie your drawstring gem pouch, slip the diamond in, then retie it quickly.
Doesn't need to be open to put a gem in, therefore cannot be stolen from...just leave it closed.
MB: 250k CB: 400k Gawyane SOLD
3) A gear-laden leather buffcoat
+20, steam flaring, "steampunk" zests (turning gears and whatnot), Full leather armor.
MB: 150k CB: 300k Vossin'87 SOLD
4) Some silver scaled black brigandine
6x (+30), max lightened to 13 pounds, brigandine armor.
MB: 3 mill CB: 3.2 mill Rayzinbread SOLD
5) An old mithril metal breastplate
6x (+30), currently 1 lighten short of max at 13 pounds, metal breastplate armor.
MB: 3 mill
6) A windblown ranger marionette
old piece, zested:
Thondalar twitches at a windblown ranger marionette's strings, causing it to march in place, wooden feet beating against the air to an inaudible martial beat.
Thondalar's ranger marionette jerks forward suddenly, looking remarkably like a rogue falling out of the shadows.
Thondalar's ranger marionette collapses to its knees, its tiny wooden hands clasping in prayer.
Thondalar's marionette begins to dance in mid-air, moving more gracefully than most of the bards you've met.
Thondalar raises a windblown ranger marionette to his face and kisses it tenderly.
Thondalar pokes at his ranger marionette, then drops his hand, muttering under his breath.
Thondalar's ranger marionette raises its hand to its forehead and swings about, eyes peering out in wooden puzzlement.
Thondalar's ranger marionette suddenly begins whirling around uncontrollably before collapsing into a tangled heap.
Thondalar's ranger marionette waves its arms madly, looking for all the world like a finger-waggling wizard.
MB: 150k CB: 0
7) A tattered toy jester
from EG 2012, zested:
A tattered toy jester just spit at Thondalar.
A tattered toy jester gets a silly grin on its face as it winks at Thondalar.
Thondalar just got bitten on the forehead!
Thondalar's eyes suddenly fill with terror. (gives RT)
Thondalar's tattered toy jester spit a stream of green slime at Thondalar!
A green mist envelops Thondalar causing him to choke and gag. (gives RT)
A foul smelling odor suddenly surrounds Thondalar.
Thondalar kisses his tattered toy jester. White, slimy froth oozes from its mouth and drips down Thondalar's chin.
Thondalar's tattered toy jester grins evilly right before it kicks him in the chin!
Third-person view, as you can see, the doll itself is not mentioned in a lot of the things that others in the room see....great way to F with people.
MB: 200k CB: 0
8) A glowbark composite bow
+22, normal glowbark qualities, normal composite bow
MB: 200k CB: 220k Kyal SOLD
9) A patchwork toy rat covered in greasy fur
nother kinda old item, zested:
Thondalar taps his toy rat on its tiny head and it emits an ear-piercing squeak.
Thondalar pokes his toy rat and then yelps in pain.
As Thondalar puckers up to give his toy rat a smooch, its mouth pops open and yellowed fangs clamp down hard on his nose! The toy dangles there, attached to the end of Thondalar's nose until he manages to open its jaws and remove it.
Thondalar gives his toy rat a good squeeze, making it squeak shrilly.
MB: 100k CB: 0
10) a perfect veil iron damascened sabar with a narrow ebon and sanguine snake wrapped around it.
Own the only perfectly forged veil iron weapon in the game!
Snake is heavily zested:
Grornak touches his sabar, and the narrow ebon and sanguine snake coiled around it recoils defensively and rattles its tail.
Grornak tilts his sabar from left to right, causing the light to play off of it. The narrow ebon and sanguine snake wrapped around it looks highly annoyed and hisses, baring its fangs.
Grornak gently taps his iron damascened sabar, and the narrow ebon and sanguine snake coiled around it hisses as it hurriedly slithers down the length of it in a tight spiral. Just as quickly, it turns and slinks back to its original position.
Grornak grabs at the narrow ebon and sanguine snake wrapped around his sabar and gives it a solid yank. It hisses dangerously at him.
Grornak prods at his sabar with the tip of his finger, and the narrow ebon and sanguine snake coiled around it lunges out at him, flickering its silvery black tongue as a warning signal.
Grornak stares intently at the narrow ebon and sanguine snake spiraled around his sabar. With a transfixed stare, its icy black eyes seem to follow him cautiously as if ready to strike.
Grornak futiley attempts to kiss his iron damascened sabar, as the narrow ebon and sanguine snake coiled around it lashes out at him aggressively! Is he nuts?
(at this point the snake finally had enough and bit me, with it's poison flare)
As you ignorantly attempt to kiss your iron damascened sabar, the narrow ebon and sanguine snake lashes out at you aggressively! Whatever were you thinking?
In a blur of motion, the narrow ebon and sanguine snake bites you!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
... 10 points of damage!
Brushing blow to your right hand.
!>health
Poisoned! Taking 27 damage per round. Dissipating 1 per round.
Has the same poison flare on attacks, rotates flare effects including knockdowns and immobiles. Flares don't work against constructs/golems or undead.
Flares look like:
You swing a perfect veil iron damascened sabar at a fire cat!
AS: +227 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +12 = +182
... and hit for 59 points of damage!
Stomach ripped open by mighty blow!
The fire cat is stunned!
The narrow ebon and sanguine snake hisses a warning, then lashes out in a blur and strikes the cat. Its eyes glint coldly as it momentarilly stares at its victim.
... 30 points of damage!
etc etc.
Technically +17 with perfect forging bonuses to AvD and DF. And the snake. Appears to be mattock based. Cannot be inspected because:
>inspect sabar
You glance at your sabar.
Wrapped around the sabar is a narrow ebon and sanguine snake staring at you with malice in its eyes.
MB: 4.5 mill CB: 0
Quicky one this time, i'll post more later ofcourse.
-Thond
As usual, pickup in Landing or 4-winds. If you don't contact me, or respond to my contact with you, within 5 days of final sale, bid will be forfeit and items will be relisted. I reserve the right to accept a buyout at any time. If you want it put some silvers on it.
I'm around atleast 5 days a week between 5pm and 1am (variably) EST for pickup. If this time frame doesn't fit yours, PM me and we'll arrange something.
Like ta hear it here it go:
1) A back-laced caramel leather skirt with a long flaring hem/a long black leather skirt cut with a single side slit:
Rub it to change descrips, can be unlocked further to up to 5 descriptions, tap it to cast E-wave, unused, currently several charges left, not crumbly...can be unlocked to rechargeable.
MB: 100k CB: 0
2) A black velvet drawstring gem pouch
>put diam in pouch
You untie your drawstring gem pouch, slip the diamond in, then retie it quickly.
Doesn't need to be open to put a gem in, therefore cannot be stolen from...just leave it closed.
MB: 250k CB: 400k Gawyane SOLD
3) A gear-laden leather buffcoat
+20, steam flaring, "steampunk" zests (turning gears and whatnot), Full leather armor.
MB: 150k CB: 300k Vossin'87 SOLD
4) Some silver scaled black brigandine
6x (+30), max lightened to 13 pounds, brigandine armor.
MB: 3 mill CB: 3.2 mill Rayzinbread SOLD
5) An old mithril metal breastplate
6x (+30), currently 1 lighten short of max at 13 pounds, metal breastplate armor.
MB: 3 mill
6) A windblown ranger marionette
old piece, zested:
Thondalar twitches at a windblown ranger marionette's strings, causing it to march in place, wooden feet beating against the air to an inaudible martial beat.
Thondalar's ranger marionette jerks forward suddenly, looking remarkably like a rogue falling out of the shadows.
Thondalar's ranger marionette collapses to its knees, its tiny wooden hands clasping in prayer.
Thondalar's marionette begins to dance in mid-air, moving more gracefully than most of the bards you've met.
Thondalar raises a windblown ranger marionette to his face and kisses it tenderly.
Thondalar pokes at his ranger marionette, then drops his hand, muttering under his breath.
Thondalar's ranger marionette raises its hand to its forehead and swings about, eyes peering out in wooden puzzlement.
Thondalar's ranger marionette suddenly begins whirling around uncontrollably before collapsing into a tangled heap.
Thondalar's ranger marionette waves its arms madly, looking for all the world like a finger-waggling wizard.
MB: 150k CB: 0
7) A tattered toy jester
from EG 2012, zested:
A tattered toy jester just spit at Thondalar.
A tattered toy jester gets a silly grin on its face as it winks at Thondalar.
Thondalar just got bitten on the forehead!
Thondalar's eyes suddenly fill with terror. (gives RT)
Thondalar's tattered toy jester spit a stream of green slime at Thondalar!
A green mist envelops Thondalar causing him to choke and gag. (gives RT)
A foul smelling odor suddenly surrounds Thondalar.
Thondalar kisses his tattered toy jester. White, slimy froth oozes from its mouth and drips down Thondalar's chin.
Thondalar's tattered toy jester grins evilly right before it kicks him in the chin!
Third-person view, as you can see, the doll itself is not mentioned in a lot of the things that others in the room see....great way to F with people.
MB: 200k CB: 0
8) A glowbark composite bow
+22, normal glowbark qualities, normal composite bow
MB: 200k CB: 220k Kyal SOLD
9) A patchwork toy rat covered in greasy fur
nother kinda old item, zested:
Thondalar taps his toy rat on its tiny head and it emits an ear-piercing squeak.
Thondalar pokes his toy rat and then yelps in pain.
As Thondalar puckers up to give his toy rat a smooch, its mouth pops open and yellowed fangs clamp down hard on his nose! The toy dangles there, attached to the end of Thondalar's nose until he manages to open its jaws and remove it.
Thondalar gives his toy rat a good squeeze, making it squeak shrilly.
MB: 100k CB: 0
10) a perfect veil iron damascened sabar with a narrow ebon and sanguine snake wrapped around it.
Own the only perfectly forged veil iron weapon in the game!
Snake is heavily zested:
Grornak touches his sabar, and the narrow ebon and sanguine snake coiled around it recoils defensively and rattles its tail.
Grornak tilts his sabar from left to right, causing the light to play off of it. The narrow ebon and sanguine snake wrapped around it looks highly annoyed and hisses, baring its fangs.
Grornak gently taps his iron damascened sabar, and the narrow ebon and sanguine snake coiled around it hisses as it hurriedly slithers down the length of it in a tight spiral. Just as quickly, it turns and slinks back to its original position.
Grornak grabs at the narrow ebon and sanguine snake wrapped around his sabar and gives it a solid yank. It hisses dangerously at him.
Grornak prods at his sabar with the tip of his finger, and the narrow ebon and sanguine snake coiled around it lunges out at him, flickering its silvery black tongue as a warning signal.
Grornak stares intently at the narrow ebon and sanguine snake spiraled around his sabar. With a transfixed stare, its icy black eyes seem to follow him cautiously as if ready to strike.
Grornak futiley attempts to kiss his iron damascened sabar, as the narrow ebon and sanguine snake coiled around it lashes out at him aggressively! Is he nuts?
(at this point the snake finally had enough and bit me, with it's poison flare)
As you ignorantly attempt to kiss your iron damascened sabar, the narrow ebon and sanguine snake lashes out at you aggressively! Whatever were you thinking?
In a blur of motion, the narrow ebon and sanguine snake bites you!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
... 10 points of damage!
Brushing blow to your right hand.
!>health
Poisoned! Taking 27 damage per round. Dissipating 1 per round.
Has the same poison flare on attacks, rotates flare effects including knockdowns and immobiles. Flares don't work against constructs/golems or undead.
Flares look like:
You swing a perfect veil iron damascened sabar at a fire cat!
AS: +227 vs DS: +96 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +12 = +182
... and hit for 59 points of damage!
Stomach ripped open by mighty blow!
The fire cat is stunned!
The narrow ebon and sanguine snake hisses a warning, then lashes out in a blur and strikes the cat. Its eyes glint coldly as it momentarilly stares at its victim.
... 30 points of damage!
etc etc.
Technically +17 with perfect forging bonuses to AvD and DF. And the snake. Appears to be mattock based. Cannot be inspected because:
>inspect sabar
You glance at your sabar.
Wrapped around the sabar is a narrow ebon and sanguine snake staring at you with malice in its eyes.
MB: 4.5 mill CB: 0
Quicky one this time, i'll post more later ofcourse.
-Thond