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Hips
08-21-2003, 01:36 AM
Merryleon exclaims, "I will do my bard dance for you!"
>
A mellifluous warbling fills the air from Merryleon's voice.
>
Merryleon climbs up on the table and does a wild, stomping, flailing, twirling, kicking, whirling, gyrating dance! Once out of breath, he hops off the table and collapses in a chair.
>
A mellifluous warbling fills the air from Merryleon's voice.
>
Merryleon's chair flies back as he leaps to his feet!
>
Merryleon starts jumping around like a twelve-year-old.
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Merryleon starts jumping around like a twelve-year-old.
>
Merryleon crawls underneath the table and hides.
>
You hear something shuffling beneath the table. Suddenly, the table begins to bounce wildly, upsetting all the items stacked upon it! Earthquake!!!
>
Merryleon comes out of hiding.
Merryleon picks himself up off the floor and seats himself at the table. Just can't take him anywhere, can you?
>
Merryleon's chair flies back as he leaps to his feet!
>
Merryleon just went out.


...why? WHY? :no:

GS4Gurl
08-21-2003, 05:30 AM
It is Klaiveitus Disease. The result of suppressed sexual frustration with ones electronic devices. Other symptoms include finger twitches, wrist cramping, and mild to heavy drooling that emits the foul odor of spoiled milk and fish. OR so I hear! :lol:

Warriorbird
08-21-2003, 07:19 AM
Heh. Damn. Don't even get me started.

Weedmage Princess
08-21-2003, 09:03 AM
Heh..I remember Merryleon.

What a clown...

Ilvane
08-21-2003, 10:08 AM
Yeah, he's a goofball.

I sometimes think he doesn't get enough sleep..heh.

-A

AnticorRifling
08-21-2003, 01:00 PM
The mana around you changes, causing a sickly sweet taste in your mouth just before it lashes out at you!
Merryleon is caught by the effects!
... 50 points of damage!
Merryleon's head vibrates violently, before melting away in a rush of heat.

* Merryleon drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Merryleon.
Merryleon seems to lose some dexterity.
Merryleon seems a bit less imposing.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Merryleon.
The bright luminescence fades from around Merryleon.

Celember is caught in the effects!
... 50 points of damage!
Celember's lungs burst and so does his chest.
He is stunned!

Bisco is caught in the effects!
... 25 points of damage!
Flesh bubbles on Bisco's left leg.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!

You are caught by the effects!
... 30 points of damage!
Your eye swells and cracks your head open! Instant death.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The translucent sphere fades from around you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
You feel the surge of magic depart.
You notice the faint image of yourself disappear.
The powerful look leaves you.
The buzz of thoughts in your mind subsides.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
You feel your extra magical awareness leave you.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
You feel your extra strength departing.
You come back into focus.
You become solid again.
The light blue glow leaves you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...

Faent is caught in the effects!
... 30 points of damage!
Faent's eye swells and cracks head open! Instant death.

* Faent drops dead at your feet!

The air calms down around Faent.
The white light leaves Faent.
The very powerful look leaves Faent.
The powerful look leaves Faent.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Faent.
The light blue glow leaves Faent.
The deep blue glow leaves Faent.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Faent.
The bright luminescence fades from around Faent.
Merryleon renews his songs.
The Merryleon disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
The black Anticor disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.

SpunGirl
08-21-2003, 01:44 PM
I saw Merry once positively flip out at an open merchant event in the Landing (remind me not to go to any more of these). Polto, I think, was playing charades for alterations, and the rule was that if you weren't the one picked to guess you had to be quiet. So Merry was screaming out answers and Polto booted him, he came back and started yelling about how we all sucked and were horrible people, and then he got pulled into the lounge.

Funny stuff.

-K

[Edited on 8-21-2003 by SpunGirl]

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-21-2003, 01:46 PM
I have a log of him at a merchant that is comical. I will post it tonight

Edaarin
08-21-2003, 01:55 PM
Heh, he tagged along to Stronghold once with me and Bisco...within 20 seconds he gets fisted, I dropped the shaman and it fell on him.

And if you're talking about the log where he made Tsin an alter, that was hilairious Tayvin.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-21-2003, 01:57 PM
Yeah, Sukara killed him I think. I'll have to dig it out.

Weedmage Princess
08-21-2003, 03:22 PM
Yeah I remember him being a bit of a crybaby type. Guess nothing's changed.

Betheny
08-21-2003, 04:39 PM
He invites himself hunting all the time.

I got better things to do than bind shit for a guy I hate.

Merryleon needs to learn a lesson or ten.

GS4Gurl
08-21-2003, 06:51 PM
fyi a few years ago Celember was "training" to be a GM. Not sure if anything ever came of it.

Weedmage Princess
08-21-2003, 07:13 PM
Celember = Merryleon??

Weedmage Princess
08-21-2003, 07:29 PM
Heh just asking I honestly didn't know!

Artha
08-21-2003, 09:07 PM
Maimara: Next time, bind him, and say 'oops, sorry...absent-minded' if you miss...or 'Oops, mistook you for <insert what you're hunting here>...you should bathe more'

Betheny
08-22-2003, 01:14 AM
No, Celember's too stupid to be a GM.

He's not Merryleon either, at least Celember knows when to STFU and go away.

AnticorRifling
08-22-2003, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Celember = Merryleon??

Nope, they are two totally different people. Celember I hunt with/hang out with everytime I'm in GS. We started hanging out in Mants and Thraks and now we are both 50+. Merryleon I've only talked to a handful of times and that death I posted happened after a Hooded figure hunt I think. Unless Celember has some really tight scripts that I don't know about there is no way they are the same person. That and they act totally different (not that someone can't have different personalities with different chars)

Methais
08-23-2003, 07:22 PM
Sad part is Merryleon constantly IMs me with gay cut & pastes of him doing stupid shit like that as if it's something I should be impressed with. He probably spams it down his buddy list expecting people to be like "Wow you are such a great RPer! Can I climb up your ass?"

Then in the same breath he'll gloat about how he's counting down the seconds til the next Warcraft expansion release with his autographed Warcraft T-shirt. I can't count how many times I've flat out said I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!! but it doesn't seem to do any good.

Or when I'm out in the stronghold taking Shylore hunting, we'll pass by him and he'll chase us down, join my group and be like "Strength, blur, mass blur" as if I'm supposed to spell him up on command. Then he proceeds to tell me what to do when there's critters in the room. He'll be like "Call wind, e-wave, haste". Drives me up a fucking wall. I'm just gonna start casting meteors.

Artha
08-23-2003, 07:27 PM
Rapid fire minor lightning him.

Betheny
08-23-2003, 07:45 PM
He does the same thing to me, Methais. Next time, you just don't do what he says and let him die, and then leave him. He'll never bother you again.

Edaarin
08-23-2003, 07:55 PM
Or wait until he's fisted and then kill the thing. That's what I did.

Neildo
08-23-2003, 07:58 PM
Rofl, too funny, Methais. He does the same damn thing to me too. I think he mass IMs everyone the same thing. It got highly annoying the first couple times he did it many years back and since then I tend to ignore his IMs and not respond. Then when I log out and sign back on, he resends them in case I missed it. The type of IM I hate most though is when he sends a quick cut and paste of something mundane with no hint as to what's going on as if I'm supposed to get it without having been there.

- N

Artha
08-23-2003, 08:33 PM
Just do what I do with my friends...warn him every time he says something completely retarded. If the both of you did it, you could easily get him at 100.

Ilvane
08-23-2003, 08:39 PM
heh, I get those things all the time from him too..He probably does send it mass IM.

:grin: -A


Edited because I can't type.;)

[Edited on 8-24-2003 by Ilvane]

Apollyon
08-24-2003, 01:38 AM
Speaking of Merryleon (Who is played by a fat asian kid IRL)... He was at the Thrilla (which I attended) and almost got strangled by Sean... Apparently, he asked this girl Sean was hanging with, the girl who plays Cheslica in GS, for a lap dance... I had the pleasure of keeping Sean from going apeshit on Merryleon. Having met Sean myself, surprisingly he wasn't that much of a pain in the ass. If I was in his position I'd probably have punched Merryleon in the face.

Neildo
08-24-2003, 01:57 AM
He musta packed on some weight then. The last time I saw him like a year or two ago, he wasn't a big boy.

- N

Edit: not that I care or anything.

[Edited on 8/24/03 by Neildo]

Kailya
08-24-2003, 10:25 AM
I heart Merryleon ;)

Kailya
08-24-2003, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Apollyon
Speaking of Merryleon (Who is played by a fat asian kid IRL)... He was at the Thrilla (which I attended) and almost got strangled by Sean... Apparently, he asked this girl Sean was hanging with, the girl who plays Cheslica in GS, for a lap dance... I had the pleasure of keeping Sean from going apeshit on Merryleon. Having met Sean myself, surprisingly he wasn't that much of a pain in the ass. If I was in his position I'd probably have punched Merryleon in the face.

that's hillarious! Merry, dude, think about what you're going to say! or ask!

Warriorbird
08-24-2003, 11:04 AM
That explains a lot, Kailya. I think you two'd be perfect for each other.

Warriorbird
08-24-2003, 11:09 AM
And the fact that Sean and Cheslica are dating clears up many many things. Romance everywhere.

Methais
08-24-2003, 01:31 PM
<<Rapid fire minor lightning him.>>

Naa, one giant major shock would be more satisfying.

<<He does the same thing to me, Methais. Next time, you just don't do what he says and let him die, and then leave him. He'll never bother you again.>>

I usually just tell him no, slap him a few times, then haste whoever else I'm hunting with or something along those lines. Maybe next time I'll accidentally cast 906 instead of 506 <cough>.

<<The type of IM I hate most though is when he sends a quick cut and paste of something mundane with no hint as to what's going on as if I'm supposed to get it without having been there.>>

Yep. Half the time it's something like this:

******

Joe says, "My beard needs trimming."

Merryleon says, "Perhaps you should go shave then, you can use my dagger."

Joe laughs!

*******
And I'm like DUDE THAT'S FUCKING GAY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!

Then about 5 minutes later I'll get something even dumber.

That or one of his stupid songs that say "I take it up the ass" all over it. It's either that or a ripoff of some RL song that he turns into an ultra gay version.

<<I had the pleasure of keeping Sean from going apeshit on Merryleon.>>

But....WHY?!?!

SpunGirl
08-24-2003, 06:00 PM
This is fucking hilarious, where do I start. First, with Sean. He was relatively normal and didn't try to start anything, but I felt sort of bad for him - for a guy with as much mojo as he claims to have, he sure was wandering around alone a lot.

Second, if we're all such losers, as Sean has said OVER AND OVER AND OVER, why is he dating one of the best (IMO) roleplayers that has done so much fo the game, started a great PRO, et cetera, et cetera?!?!

Last, Merryleon is a shit. He is fucking annoying and if I hadn't been so easygoing and drunk, I might have drowned his ass. He was walking aroudn with a towel around his waist and goes, "Just as an incentive I'm naked under here!" That's THE MOST DISGUSTING THING IN THE FUCKING WORLD. He also looks like he's wearing a sweater when he's shirtless, which I wouldn't make fun of save for the fact that he's so annoying.

-K

Artha
08-24-2003, 06:13 PM
If you want to him to leave you alone, just show him this thread :)

CrystalTears
08-24-2003, 07:50 PM
I worry about SpunGirl. She has such a hard time expressing herself sometimes. :P :D

SpunGirl
08-24-2003, 08:01 PM
:::tickles CrystalTears:::

Are you saying I'm TOO FUCKING EMPHATIC?

It really just depends on my mood:)

-K

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-24-2003, 08:02 PM
I'm all hot for Spungirl now, and my sweater is cashmere baby!

;)

Weedmage Princess
08-24-2003, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
...He was walking aroudn with a towel around his waist and goes, "Just as an incentive I'm naked under here!.....He also looks like he's wearing a sweater when he's shirtless...

-K

Ewww.....thanks for the case of night terrors, Spun Girl!! <cries>

Apollyon
08-25-2003, 04:06 AM
I actually asked Sean what was with the Cheslica thing... They were like sitting there making out on the couch! He said that they had been friends for quite some time, but that they weren't dating... And in-game they hated eachother. Amusing, no? I guess opposites do attract. I don't think they're dating though, not from what it looked like. Just randomly hooking up. Cheslica is way cute though, so I'd have to give props to Sean. If being a complete asshole 90% if the time gets you chicks like her, where do I sign up?

longshot
08-25-2003, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by Apollyon
.... If being a complete asshole 90% if the time gets you chicks like her, where do I sign up?

It's closer to 100%

Makkah
08-25-2003, 07:48 AM
Nah... he's only an asshole 21% of the time. The other 79% of the time, he is a complete moron. There is some hybridization of the phases, however.

rht

Parkbandit
08-25-2003, 09:21 AM
Can't you turn IMs off to people you don't want to talk to? I thought I heard you could on the newer versions.

Artha
08-25-2003, 09:21 AM
You can block people...

Methais
08-25-2003, 01:28 PM
<<Can't you turn IMs off to people you don't want to talk to? I thought I heard you could on the newer versions.>>

You can block people, but it's much more satisfying to tell them, "THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL DAY WHY DO YOU SHOW ME THIS GAYNESS ALL THE TIME!?!?!?" isn't it?

Red Devil
08-25-2003, 01:48 PM
we need logs methais

SpunGirl
08-25-2003, 01:59 PM
Actually, I talked to Cheslica's player for awhile because my character is sort of an adversary of her whole House Ta'Mori thing. She told me she was dating Sean, so obviously she thinks there's more to it than he does.
That's not nice.

-K

Betheny
08-25-2003, 04:42 PM
So, I am going out to go hunting, and Merryleon desides to Strike Again. I figure he's got the point by now that I hate his guts.

You slide the ring on your finger.
Suddenly your surroundings shift...

[Thanatoph, Lower Landing]

Obvious paths: east, northwest, southeast
You feel a little pulse in the ring.
>turn ring
>
You turn the ring on your finger and feel a little pulse in it.
>rem ring
You slide a thin gold ring off your finger.
>put ring on chain
You unfasten a twisted bronze chain briefly to slide a thin gold ring onto it.
>clim stair
[Thanatoph, Upper Landing]

Also here: Merryleon, Kraniak (sitting)
Obvious paths: none
>get shie
You remove a veniom-inlaid rolaren tower shield from in your floor-length cloak.
>
A strong gust blows through the area!
>
Kraniak says, "well I got home by 7:30 and she left at 7."
>
Merryleon smirks.
>
Merryleon asks, "cell phone?"
>
Kraniak says, "I thought I was ontime."
>
Merryleon waves to you.
>
Merryleon asks, "going in?"
>
Merryleon smiles at you.
>
Kraniak says, "forgot it at work."
>l
>
[Thanatoph, Upper Landing]

Also here: Merryleon, Kraniak (sitting)
Obvious paths: none
>"Um.
You say, "Um."
>
Kraniak says, "im not..."
>
Merryleon joins your group.
>disband
You disband your group.
Your group status has been set to closed.
>"You're not coming with me.
You say, "You're not coming with me."
>
Kraniak says, "have fun."
>
Merryleon pouts at you!
>go door
[Stronghold, Entry]
You notice some massive ora double doors and a stone arch leading into the fortification.
Obvious exits: none
>
The ground melts and churns as an Illoke mystic rises up out of the ground!
>go arch
[Stronghold, Entry Hall]

Obvious exits: northeast, southeast
>
go arch

[Stronghold, Entry]
You notice an Illoke mystic, some massive ora double doors and a stone arch leading into the fortification.
Obvious exits: none
>prep 311
cast at mystic
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Blinding spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at an Illoke mystic.
CS: +331 - TD: +234 + CvA: +25 + d100: +3 == +125
Warding failed!
Its eyes cloud over, becoming a milky blue.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>The ground shakes as an Illoke mystic staggers about!
>prep 110
cast at mystic
You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Unbalance spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at an Illoke mystic.
CS: +313 - TD: +229 + CvA: +25 + d100: +6 == +115
Warding failed!
... 3 points of damage!
Stomach strike knocks the Illoke mystic backwards several feet.
The mystic is knocked to the ground!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
.302 myst

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
stow my shield
You put a veniom-inlaid rolaren tower shield in your floor-length cloak.
[Script]>prep 302
stance off
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Bane spell...
Your spell is ready.
[Script]>You are now in an offensive stance.
[Script]>cast myst
get shield from my cloak
You gesture at an Illoke mystic.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses an Illoke mystic.
CS: +331 - TD: +234 + CvA: +25 + d100: +51 == +173
Warding failed!
The violet haze chaotically swirls around the mystic, the tremendous force causing the victim to crumple inward upon itself!
The Illoke mystic is hit for 104 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Superheated energy causes the artery in the Illoke mystic's leg to explode!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
[Script]>stance guarded

[Script finished!]
You remove a veniom-inlaid rolaren tower shield from in your floor-length cloak.
>
You are now in a guarded stance.
>
.302 myst

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
stow my shield
You put a veniom-inlaid rolaren tower shield in your floor-length cloak.
[Script]>prep 302
stance off
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Bane spell...
Your spell is ready.
You are now in an offensive stance.
[Script]>cast myst
get shield from my cloak
You gesture at an Illoke mystic.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses an Illoke mystic.
CS: +331 - TD: +234 + CvA: +25 + d100: +88 == +210
Warding failed!
The violet haze chaotically swirls around the mystic, the tremendous force causing the victim to crumple inward upon itself!
The Illoke mystic is hit for 131 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Precise burst of energy causes the Illoke mystic's neck to blacken and peel.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
You remove a veniom-inlaid rolaren tower shield from in your floor-length cloak.
[Script]>stance guarded

[Script finished!]
You are now in a guarded stance.
>
The mystic fumbles about aimlessly!
>
.302 myst

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
stow my shield
You put a veniom-inlaid rolaren tower shield in your floor-length cloak.
[Script]>prep 302
stance off
You chant a reverent litany, clasping your hands while focusing upon the Bane spell...
Your spell is ready.
[Script]>You are now in an offensive stance.
[Script]>cast myst
get shield from my cloak
You gesture at an Illoke mystic.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses an Illoke mystic.
CS: +331 - TD: +234 + CvA: +25 + d100: +59 == +181
Warding failed!
A triad of ebony orbs cojoined by crackling ribbons of violet energy suddenly appear out of nowhere. The pulsating orbs take up a position directly in front of the Illoke mystic, and slowly begin to move apart, stopping when they form a triangular shape of equal height to the creature. Encasing the mystic within this framework, the triangle begins to rotate with tremendous speed, binding the mystic with a cocoon of energy ribbons. A blur of violet and black obscures an Illoke mystic from view and as mysteriously as the orbs appeared, they fade away. All that remains of the mystic is a charred ashen figure of its former self lying upon the floor.
The silvery luminescence fades from around an Illoke mystic.
The air about an Illoke mystic stops shimmering.
The mystic regains his sight and focus.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
[Script]>You remove a veniom-inlaid rolaren tower shield from in your floor-length cloak.
[Script]>stance guarded

[Script finished!]
You are now in a guarded stance.
>
Merryleon came through some massive ora double doors.
>
Merryleon went through a stone arch leading into the fortification.
search mys
>You search the Illoke mystic.
You discard the mystic's useless equipment.
It didn't carry any silver.
It had a green sapphire on it!
It had nothing else of value.
An Illoke mystic crumbles into a mound of sand that quickly blows away.
>
Merryleon came through a stone arch leading into the fortification.
>
.pouch sapp

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
open my pouch
Merryleon asks, "Why not?"
[Script]>Ok, it opened.
[Script]>get sapp
put sapp in my pouch
You pick up a green sapphire.
[Script]>You put a green sapphire in your vruul skin gem pouch.
[Script]>close my pouch

[Script finished!]
Merryleon peers quizzically at you.
>
Ok, it shut.
>"You're annoying?
You ask, "You're annoying?"
>
Merryleon asks, "how's that?"
>
Merryleon blinks.
>
Merryleon whispers, "were you at Ken's this weekend?"
>"I don't like you, and you invite yourself hunting with me all the time?
You ask, "I don't like you, and you invite yourself hunting with me all the time?"
>"You've screwed me over at merchants before?
Merryleon chuckles.
>
You ask, "You've screwed me over at merchants before?"
>
Merryleon seems to lose some internal strength.
>
Merryleon says, "not sure how that's possible."
>
Merryleon asks, "Did I randomize myself?"
>
Merryleon's spirit appears to be bolstered by the singing.
Merryleon renews his songs.
'Not sure how what's possible?
>Merryleon asks, "Beat you on a list?"
>
You ask, "Not sure how what's possible?"
>"No.
You say, "No."
>
Merryleon says, "Screwing you at a merchant."
>"You stood there in line whining about how you couldn't get your STUPID eye patch made.
You say, "You stood there in line whining about how you couldn't get your STUPID eye patch made."
>
Merryleon works his fingers under his silver crown and scratches his head.
>
Merryleon taps a black diamond-dusted eyepatch set with a glaring bright ruby red eye.
>'Until I finally handed you a fricking black diamond item so you could GET it made.
You say, "Until I finally handed you a fricking black diamond item so you could GET it made."
>
Merryleon says, "Got it made."
>'And then you didn't even bother to say THANK YOU.
You say, "And then you didn't even bother to say THANK YOU."
>
Merryleon says, "Ah, got it."
>
Merryleon blinks.
>
Merryleon says, "That's shocking and tough to believe. But, if you're right, I apologize profusely and thank you very much."
>
Merryleon asks, "Would you like the eyepatch?"
>
Merryleon takes off a black diamond-dusted eyepatch set with a glaring bright ruby red eye.
>"Bull.
You say, "Bull."
>slap merr
You haul off and slap Merryleon up'side the head!
>go ar
Merryleon offers you a black diamond-dusted eyepatch set with a glaring bright ruby red eye. Enter ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
>ne

Apparently he didn't. I wonder how long he can keep the ass kissing charade up.

A few minutes later...

* Merryleon just bit the dust! [3:36 pm]

I find it amusing that he asked if I went to the Thrilla. No, I did not.

SpunGirl
08-25-2003, 05:19 PM
"I find it amusing that he asked if I went to the Thrilla. No, I did not. "

Especially right after you said he was annoying. I almost feel sorry for the guy.

-K

Drew2
08-25-2003, 05:52 PM
Kraniak says, "well I got home by 7:30 and she left at 7."
>
Merryleon smirks.
>
Merryleon asks, "cell phone?"
>
Kraniak says, "I thought I was ontime."
>
Merryleon waves to you.
>
Merryleon asks, "going in?"
>
Merryleon smiles at you.
>
Kraniak says, "forgot it at work."
>l



...that WAS a public place, correct?

Betheny
08-25-2003, 05:56 PM
He'll either learn or he won't. If I had his IM or was interested in talking OOC in game, I'd have explained it to him, but I avoid out of character things, and Maimara absolutely hates his guts.

Skirmisher
08-25-2003, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Apollyon
I actually asked Sean what was with the Cheslica thing... They were like sitting there making out on the couch! He said that they had been friends for quite some time, but that they weren't dating... And in-game they hated eachother. Amusing, no? I guess opposites do attract. I don't think they're dating though, not from what it looked like. Just randomly hooking up. Cheslica is way cute though, so I'd have to give props to Sean. If being a complete asshole 90% if the time gets you chicks like her, where do I sign up?

1) Like Longshot said, its 100% of the time.

2) The fact that you speak to such a loser is sad in and of itself.

Apollyon
08-25-2003, 06:09 PM
Why? It's like entertainment... Same reason people watch reality shows, heh.

SpunGirl
08-25-2003, 07:37 PM
He didn't take of his shirt or show anyone his buffness, though.

-K

Skirmisher
08-25-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
He didn't take of his shirt or show anyone his buffness, though.

-K

Well I know I'll sleep better tonight knowing that much.

Methais
08-26-2003, 01:58 AM
<<we need logs methais>>

I'll do my best to remember. Bring diapers though cause you might just shit on yourself laughing after you read it.

Cheslica
08-26-2003, 07:24 PM
All I can say is, picture this:::: Merryleon is sitting in his white cotten briefs. The weather is slightly uncomfortably warm. You've just had about six or seven beers. Next thing you know, you are minding your own business when BAM! Our nearly naked bard is making attempting to speak to you when he had just recently pulled out a handful of cash and offered it to you in exchange for a dance. "A Waltz" as he put it.::: That my friends, is not a nightmare but a reality. Yes, it is quite distrubing. And I am sure, those who have breasts, experienced it all the same. Minus the lap-dance line.

Now tell me, what sane woman (or man) would not hide behind the comforts of a good ol' friend (whom is apparently rather hated and most likely rightfully so) for salvation from the filthy-pink bottomed creature; also known as Merryleon. As for Sean, he is simply a friend. Although he tends to threaten people, rip people off, and praise himself on the boards and in game. He is actually quite a different fellow in reality. Though I might say he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, he definately is harmless and I wouldn't describe him as an ass hole so much as extremely corny.

In terms of those who heard I was dating him, Merryleon was in listening proximity. I apologize for misleading you if I directly said him and I were dating. Quite simply put, Merryleon told me that he respects his fellow man too much to attempt to pick up on another man's woman. Though yes, Sean and I are rather close... it is honestly nothing to gossip about.

Gemstone's own little "football-star" isn't quite as bad as he tries to act. And if he is too you, I apologize but it has no relation at all to me. So, please let's not try to pair the two names together, eh?

Anyways, I forgot what else I was going to say. So please, please, continue your Merryleon bashing... and hell, if you'd like... poke fun of Sean (if you have probable cause)... But keep my name out of it. eh?

Oh, and I suppose I should say this now. For those who attended the Thrilla, it was a pleasure meeting you all. I did truly enjoy my time (more so after sean left and I took a few more shots). I do hope to see you all at Vegascon and other gatherings.

ayup.
Ieva. Also known as Cheslica (the friendly Faendryl )

Warriorbird
08-26-2003, 10:13 PM
:grins evilly: Any issues I have with you aside, the beginning of that post was a hoot, Cheslica, and all I can say for the Merryleon bit is how very sorry I am that you had to be exposed to him. He bothered my wife's character quite a bit before she pretty much left GS (though was not the reason she did). Glad you at least had some fun at Thrilla.

[Edited on 8-27-2003 by Warriorbird]

Methais
08-27-2003, 01:00 AM
Merryleon [subdued]: "anyone at Ciston's party last weekend, TTM"

Apollyon
08-27-2003, 02:22 AM
I wish I would've saved the IM log that Sean showed me... Merryleon was trying to bargain GS stuff with him for girls... I swear to god I read something like "I'll give you a dir hafter for one night with one of those chicks"

Methais
08-27-2003, 02:41 AM
Hahahaha he IMed me earlier tonight and was like "Would you trade a dir hafter for sex with a really hot woman?"

imported_Kranar
08-27-2003, 03:03 AM
<< Though I might say he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, he definately is harmless and I wouldn't describe him as an ass hole so much as extremely corny. >>

There is nothing corny about a misguided fool who directly insults the men and women of the armed services. Most people on the PC have read Sean's lies and ignorant views, and have formed an incredibly low opinion of him.

But no, no one should associate you with his stupidity, but that's not to say he isn't both a complete idiot, and a genuine asshole.

Neildo
08-27-2003, 07:55 AM
Looks like I missed out on some funny sh*t at Ken's.

- N

AnticorRifling
08-27-2003, 12:50 PM
I don't normally hold grudges but the crap Sean posted on the boards was enough for me to hold one. Had I been there I would have made him shit teeth. And I would have done it without my "crew" because as he said he only fights when he's rollin deep.

Tsa`ah
08-27-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I don't normally hold grudges but the crap Sean posted on the boards was enough for me to hold one. Had I been there I would have made him shit teeth. And I would have done it without my "crew" because as he said he only fights when he's rollin deep.

You're preaching to the choir sister.

SpunGirl
08-27-2003, 01:44 PM
Someone link Cheslica to the thread where Sean went all ass-golbin on all of us, I'm too lazy to find it.

Good to hear you're not dating Sean, btw. If anything else, you wouldn't want to be message board fodder for him talking about how many chicks want him.

Merryleon is a pud.

-K

Tsa`ah
08-27-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
Someone link Cheslica to the thread where Sean went all ass-golbin on all of us, I'm too lazy to find it.

Oh geez. Which ones do you want? Old board or new board?

There are no shortages of SeaniePoo roid rage threads.

Old boards:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/ubb/Forum27/HTML/000452.html

http://forum.gsplayers.com/ubb/Forum27/HTML/000303.html

http://forum.gsplayers.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000450.html

I'm too tired to dig up any more on the old boards.

The one that comes to mind on the new board is:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=191

Edaarin
08-27-2003, 02:41 PM
Holy god...I got so caught up reading Sean's BS I missed class. Thanks a lot Tsa'ah. Heh.

Drew2
08-27-2003, 02:53 PM
Speaking of missing class.... third day of college and I missed my first one. I'm sad. And pathetic.

Tsa`ah
08-27-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Edaarin
Holy god...I got so caught up reading Sean's BS I missed class. Thanks a lot Tsa'ah. Heh.

Anything to be of service! :bouncy:


Originally posted by Tayre
Speaking of missing class.... third day of college and I missed my first one. I'm sad. And pathetic.

Yes you are, but not because you missed a class

[Edited on 8-27-2003 by Tsa`ah]

Bobmuhthol
08-27-2003, 03:55 PM
You're mean.

Drew2
08-27-2003, 04:03 PM
Yeah you are. Thankfully, I'm immune to sux0r.

GS4Gurl
08-27-2003, 04:04 PM
Speaking of Thrilla and all the antics that went on there....please tell me someone took pics?!

Tsa`ah
08-27-2003, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Tayre
Yeah you are. Thankfully, I'm immune to sux0r.

That's not immunity, its desensitization due to long term self-exposure.

Cheslica
08-27-2003, 04:56 PM
yeah. there are pictures of the thrilla. Go to the offical GS Forums under socializing, LA... should be one of the last posts.. it gives the web address. I'd say it but I'm too lazy to look it up.

And yes, I was asked today by Merryleon if I really thought that Sean could convince a sexy female to have sex with a complete stranger for 200 dollars. Seems like our friend has turned himself into a pimp. Wasn't there a post about a pimp outfit earlier on the forums?

Maybe we should consider that an investment.

Ieva Ieva...

Methais
08-27-2003, 06:50 PM
He's never heard of hookers?

ElanthianSiren
08-27-2003, 09:50 PM
I find it really annoying when most people post their GS snippits to me.

1. I don't want to know about your cyber sex life. Sex is something you share with whatever people you're cybering/screwing, and I'm sure it doesn't involve me, so I'm not interested.

2. I don't want to know about your AS cuz chances are, unless you're someone obnoxiously old, Kiera could kill you anyway. Also, if you're like level 80 and anhiliating a hobgoblin, I remain unimpressed by your prowess and certain of your mental disfunction/power (napolian) complex.

3. I remain similarly unimpressed when you cut and paste to me how a such and such just removed your character's spleen and slowly consumed his/her head with green drippy foam. -Well that's nice. Unless you're having trouble finding a cleric, the point of you posting that to me is....?

4. I don't want to hear 800 updates on what merchant you're at RIGHT NOW, how many people they picked, and then curliepinkie snuggilybooger got her such and such altered and took FOREVER!

I will still respond to these though occasionally because I was so heavy into the altering Scene when I played GS and in other games, I do run merchants, so I like to stay up on what's going on; too much is too much though.

5. I don't want to hear the drama of GS relationship goes RL and

"Oh God! I'm sure she's cheating on me?!!! WHAT DO I DO??!!!"
"Ummm - you kick her to the curb obviously if you can't deal with it."
"BUT I CAN"T LIVE WITHOUT HER!!!"
"You go get mental help."


These are just the dramas I've experienced from folks over the years. Very few times have I had issues with Merryleon except that he tended to follow my PC around to find merchants... which got a little annoying, but so did 1/2 of Elanthia :;shrug:: -- Like I knew where I was going!

-Melissa

[Edited on Thu, August th, 2003 by ElanthianSiren]

StrayRogue
08-27-2003, 10:00 PM
Very well said Melissa. The above is a good list of the major sore points of GS. They generally are the major pit-falls most people fall into.

Weedmage Princess
08-27-2003, 10:24 PM
Merryleon=sad, stupid loser.
Sean=SAD, STUPID LOSER.

Neildo
08-28-2003, 11:29 PM
He's never heard of hookers?

He was asking for a "complete stranger". :P

- N

Cheslica
08-30-2003, 04:06 AM
Ouch. So cruel. So so Cruel.

Betheny
08-30-2003, 04:08 AM
I kind of feel bad for the guy. I'm sure he's really annoying, but on the other hand, he's probably a very nice person underneath his annoying facade. He overcompensates.

Warriorbird
08-30-2003, 09:21 AM
I don't. Like Warclaidhm and Haashek, he's one of those folks you can offer help to and he gleefully ignores it to continue the way he was.

SpunGirl
08-30-2003, 04:43 PM
This is what Merryleon posted on the MAIN socializing boards regarding Thrilla.

7am, 10am? I remember sipping some 12 year scotch when no bagels could be found.

Sotch, breakfast of champions! Btw, Ken, it was offered to me, I didn't know they were scaming it for themselves--honest!! Please find my wallet ::sobs::

TO EVERYONE: Loved sharing the weekend with you, it was the best in a long time.

Once again I spent Sat night on the back deck sleeping in a lawn chair, but this year I had blankets and bedding with me for a soft ride. Of course I was talking til 7AM...

BTW, if you had a problem with me, get adult. Not get an adult, but grow up. Talk to me one on one privately, don't bitch to Sean or under your breath like a jerk prick baby. And you people are older than me?

~Michael, player of Merryleon

And he wonders why people think he's stupid, annoying, and a very giant asshole.

-K

[Edited on 8-30-2003 by SpunGirl]

CrystalTears
08-30-2003, 09:30 PM
I deleted the post with the offensive link, and unfortunately needed to delete the replies to it as well. Please be more careful of the links you post on these boards. We tolerate plenty, let's try not to push the envelope. Thanks.

Methais
08-31-2003, 12:39 AM
SpunGirl's the one that brought up giant assholes! :P

SpunGirl
08-31-2003, 01:46 AM
As in Merryleon, not as in .... the grossest thing I've probably ever seen!

-K

Kailya
10-04-2003, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by Warriorbird
That explains a lot, Kailya. I think you two'd be perfect for each other.

Heh.... Merry's a cutie...

GarrsSoul
10-04-2003, 09:22 PM
Why in the world would you go back to a 2 month old post just to say someone is cute?

Miss X
10-04-2003, 09:27 PM
Why in the world would you ask such a stupid question?
ugh!
Vx

GarrsSoul
10-04-2003, 09:32 PM
because i can
Ugh! right back at ya.