boner killing tit-kerchief commercial

[Keller]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tieA5wfcgH4#!

"This is America, where we're supposed to make dreams come true, not take them away with a funbag napkin!"

[AnticorRifling]

Oh look it's the white wine dick head again, fag.

[Tgo01]

Like men are going to stop trying to peek down women's shirts and stop pointing at their boobs while on a date because they are wearing a boob apron.

[TheEschaton]

I'd be pretty pissed if I got under the shirt only to find she's been wearing the female equivalent of a mock turtleneck. I mean, any guy who would be mocked for that, right? Why don't you just wear a shirt which isn't cut down to your fucking navel if you don't want a guy staring at your tits? I wear pants so women don't ogle my massive package, yanno?

[diethx]

Ahahahha oh jeez that's awesome.

[Taernath]

My boner is functionally immortal.

[Delias]

My boner is functionally immortal.

...because it is artificial.

[Stanley Burrell]

Alright!

Oh man :(

Alright!

Oh man :(

Alright!

Oh man :(

This went on for a while. I guess ...... in some weird, strange, --wait, actually, yeah, no, this could be used as like an article for partially clothed after unclothing while still being partially clothed sex. Sex. I think. I'm willing to test the waters if any PC ladies that this diabolical device might apply to would be into this. And/or hypnolactating bondage because we and/or I haven't read about that weird shit on this medium for a while.

All-in-all, 5 star Keller thread, because I want to wear one of these as a hat with or even without boobs attached to them. Stanley Burrell asshaberdashery out.