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Edaarin
08-17-2004, 09:09 PM
I know he's going to claim this never happened, because my puny rogue-like abilities are nothing. Anyway, here I am in my store putting new shit up when...

Klaive's group just arrived.
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Klaive's group just went east.
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Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
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The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
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You are now in an offensive stance.
>.signs

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
sign defending
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
[Script]>sign warding
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
[Script]>sign shields
The handsome lad behind the bar pumps another tankard of ale from one of the polished taps.
[Script]>
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
[Script]>sign striking
You grip your vultite duelist sabre with renewed vigor!

[Script]>
Klaive's group just arrived.
[Script]>
Klaive's group just went out.

So...ran before I could finish getting my signs up. I finished stocking the store, then went back to Hearthstone to BS for a little. Waited a bit, saw Kurapira die, saw her outside the gate so I stalked.

>stalk kura
You move into position to stalk Kurapira when he moves.
[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a silvery white arrow crested with red bands, some light leather, a wooden shield, a short sword, a grey peak tiger, a massive wheeled tower and a Wayside Inn.
Also here: Kurapira, Vitruvian
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
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Clair just came through the wooden gates.
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Kurapira just entered a Wayside Inn.
[Wayside Inn, Dining Room]
This ramshackle hostel bears the signs of rough use by hard-bitten travellers and headstrong adventurers. Several blade-scarred tables and low stools are lined up against the walls, while the central area is dominated by a large firepit around which is a low platform covered with a few ratty bearskins. The clatter of clay tankards and the smell of humble victuals provide some small comfort to the steady stream of wayfarers who pause here to meet and greet one another. You also see a steep stair and some inviting tables.
Also here: Kurapira
Obvious exits: south, out
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Kurapira heads over to the Aesthetic Aster Table.
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I figured I wanted to go whaling today, and I knew where one was the other would follow...so not more than a minute later...

Klaive's group just arrived.
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Siwas heads over to the Rustic Rose Table.
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You feel at full magical power again.
>You move into position to stalk Klaive when he moves.
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Klaive is the leader of your group.
Suzama is also a member of your group.
Krivihmyth is also a member of your group.

Your group status is currently open. You may be joined or taken into another group by the actions of another player.

Type GROUP CLOSE to set your group status to closed.

Type GROUP HELP for a list of other options.
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* Nubunga just bit the dust!
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Krivihmyth grins.
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Maldibion just went out.
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Abysso's group just arrived.
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Maldibion just arrived.
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Maldibion sits down.
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Abysso's group just went out.
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Maldibion stands up.
>l
[Wayside Inn, Dining Room]
This ramshackle hostel bears the signs of rough use by hard-bitten travellers and headstrong adventurers. Several blade-scarred tables and low stools are lined up against the walls, while the central area is dominated by a large firepit around which is a low platform covered with a few ratty bearskins. The clatter of clay tankards and the smell of humble victuals provide some small comfort to the steady stream of wayfarers who pause here to meet and greet one another. You also see the Borkul disk, a steep stair and some inviting tables.
Also here: Maldibion, Suzama, Krivihmyth, Klaive
Obvious exits: south, out
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Maldibion just went south.
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You are now in an offensive stance.
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Maldibion just arrived.
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You leap from hiding to attack!
You thrust with a resplendent vultite duelist sabre at Klaive!
AS: +433 vs DS: +181 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +16 = +305
... and hit for 93 points of damage!
Incredible shot impales a kidney. Too painful to even scream.

* Klaive drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Klaive.
The light blue glow leaves Klaive.
The air calms down around Klaive.
The bright luminescence fades from around Klaive.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Klaive's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The deep blue glow leaves Klaive.
The white light leaves Klaive.
The very powerful look leaves Klaive.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Klaive.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

Roundtime: 5 sec.
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* Klaive just bit the dust!
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Krivihmyth growls ferociously!
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Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
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Maldibion blinks.
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Klaive's body decays into compost.

I didn't even get a chance to gloat!

[Edited on 8-18-2004 by Edaarin]

Betheny
08-17-2004, 09:11 PM
Edaarin keeps it REAL.

Hulkein
08-17-2004, 09:12 PM
<<Incredible shot impales a kidney. Too painful to even scream.>>

Ya right, that pig squealed so loud I heard him from the East Tower.

Nice work.

Snapp
08-17-2004, 09:12 PM
:thumbsup:

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-17-2004, 09:13 PM
HAHAHA.

I feel bad that you stabbed him in the kidney. HOW DID YOU GET PAST THE FAT?! And why didn't your blade just slide off the blubber?

Oh...

Klaive > :wedgie: < Edaarin PWNing him

I need a button that says "Quake and die" for Edaarin.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-17-2004, 09:18 PM
Oh yeah, can we set our shop up so that anything we sell to Klaive is 2x the posted price Edaarin?

Edaarin
08-17-2004, 09:19 PM
You have to ask Rhys to set racial prejudices.

I wanted to charge all Dhe'nar 200% in the first place, don't think he ever did it though.

Hulkein
08-17-2004, 09:19 PM
Just change the doorway from the standard 32 inches to a tighter 22 inches. That'll keep em out for good.

GSLeloo
08-17-2004, 09:21 PM
Klaive has been annoying as hell lately. He would go one north of the cul and quake and then one night he located me about five times on psinet when I haven't spoken to him in months. Weirdo.

The Eternal Klaive
08-17-2004, 09:23 PM
I don't recall this incident, I'm afraid. But I'll be sure to report and assist to find out if it actually happened.

:)

Edaarin
08-17-2004, 09:25 PM
Gee, I guess I should pack up my bags then.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-17-2004, 09:26 PM
Can I have your stuff?

GSLeloo
08-17-2004, 09:27 PM
Because Klaive is such an honest person and never lies. Yeah right, he even said you'd say that because you want to pretend that you never fuck up and are never pwned.


ACCEPT IT HE PWNED YOUR ASS.

The Cat In The Hat
08-17-2004, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Edaarin
I know he's going to claim this never happened, because my puny rogue-like abilities are nothing.

Do you know how to call em or what?

Edaarin
08-17-2004, 09:35 PM
It's been 10 minutes since your last post. If you're going to come up with something funny, alt-Tab away from the beastiality chat room and do it now.

Also...

The judge squints and says, "You had some bank notes in your possession when you were arrested and they were sufficient enough to pay your fine. You may now leave and retain your belongings. Now be away with you!

Look at that.

Edaarin
08-17-2004, 10:15 PM
Heh. Go wipe off your sore pussy you little bitch.

Klaive just arrived.
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Klaive is informing you that he wishes to have no further interaction with you OF ANY KIND! He desires that the two of you go your separate ways and have no further contact.

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Klaive just went down the porch steps.

The second your quake hits a room I'm in, you're toast.

GSLeloo
08-17-2004, 10:24 PM
Someone explain that to me anyway. What does he think he's accomplishing by quaking? Does he think it makes him cool or anything other than an idiot?

Bobmuhthol
08-17-2004, 10:31 PM
Why is he warning you? You never killed him.

Stinkfist
08-17-2004, 10:44 PM
That guy makes me feel better about last night, i could be him.....


:offtopic:

AnticorRifling
08-17-2004, 10:45 PM
Lol, Bob's right. It never happened but I'll warn you for it.

Although I think Klaive is claiming the quake in the shop never happened and Edaarin killing him was baseless.

Either way I'd vote for Edaarin as a Cutter of Ugly Newb Tasteless Sorcerers.

Brattt8525
08-17-2004, 11:15 PM
You know, the best way to piss off someone like klaive?......Ignore him, pretend that no matter what he does, is meaningless. In doing so, he will move on to his next little tirade.

i swear, don't give him the glory of seeing on these boards, something her did. i have a 3 and 5 year old...I know how to deal with children!

Tara

DeV
08-17-2004, 11:20 PM
:yeahthat: He likes the attention, very much.

Wezas
08-17-2004, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Brattt8525
You know, the best way to piss off someone like klaive?......Ignore him, pretend that no matter what he does, is meaningless. In doing so, he will move on to his next little tirade.
Tara

Difficult to ignore someone who's knocking you and/or others around you down every minute or so.

Edaarin
08-17-2004, 11:36 PM
Or, I could continue doing it the fun way and smack him around till he stops acting like a 10 year old who ate too much glue.

Brattt8525
08-17-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by Edaarin
Or, I could continue doing it the fun way and smack him around till he stops acting like a 10 year old who ate too much glue.

Well, then I guess you do what you think is fair. I myself would never give klaive, or anyone like him the self gratification to come and post his bad antics.

But then again, I do deal with kids everyday....and I don't think feeding the Troll, so to speak is the right way to go.

To each their own.

Tara

Edaarin
08-17-2004, 11:45 PM
You're right, the last thing he needs is more feeding.

Nevertheless, my rogue has never backed down from a fight.

Methais
08-17-2004, 11:50 PM
<<I don't recall this incident, I'm afraid. But I'll be sure to report and assist to find out if it actually happened.>>

Allow me to translate:

Hi, my name is Klaive and I'm a cockaholic. I did indeed get my asshole drilled by Edaarin's blade. But since I'm nothing more than a pile of sludge that oozes around my mother's basement and staining the furniture with my body stink grease due to being undershowered, I pretend I'm evil and powerful and above everyone in a text-based online roleplaying game. You see, if I don't do this I will become even more depressed with my life than I already am and will end up taking a bath with mom's hair dryer.

Due to the fact that I am a waste of life and convincing myself that I'm really a vampire werewolf demon anime ninja love child of Sephiroth and Gohann, it is against my own personal policy to admit that anybody, even God (as in Budda, because I hope to be a Japanese monk one day) himself, could possibly inflict even the smallest inkling of damage on any of my pretend-land personas. Because I am a little momma's bitch boy though, I will still cry to the authorities over these same matters, despite the fact that they "never happened."

Sincerely,

Douchebag Darien

Brattt8525
08-17-2004, 11:55 PM
Methais


I never fail to laugh like hell at your posts. You are one funny man....but damnit stop flattering Klaive...he likes how you can think like him and write that stuff....damnit.

Ps NotaDove....yep
:help:

08-17-2004, 11:57 PM
If I go bald and get big mantitties, will I have to conform to becoming split persontality-Japanese, or can I just opt for the blowdryer in the tub?

Brattt8525
08-18-2004, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
If I go bald and get big mantitties, will I have to conform to becoming split persontality-Japanese, or can I just opt for the blowdryer in the tub?

Just call Jerry Springer, and become an overnight success!......and hey thanks for giving me aweful visons of ....mantitties.....ewwwww

Chadj
08-18-2004, 12:51 AM
<3 mantitties.

Edaarin
08-18-2004, 10:42 AM
Bump because Methais' post deserves more recognition.

Stinkfist
08-18-2004, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Methais

Allow me to translate:

Hi, my name is Klaive and I'm a cockaholic. I did indeed get my asshole drilled by Edaarin's blade. But since I'm nothing more than a pile of sludge that oozes around my mother's basement and staining the furniture with my body stink grease due to being undershowered, I pretend I'm evil and powerful and above everyone in a text-based online roleplaying game. You see, if I don't do this I will become even more depressed with my life than I already am and will end up taking a bath with mom's hair dryer.

Sincerely,

Douchebag Darien



:ultimate:
PWNED

StrayRogue
08-18-2004, 10:56 AM
Good one Edaarin.

HarmNone
08-18-2004, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
If I go bald and get big mantitties, will I have to conform to becoming split persontality-Japanese, or can I just opt for the blowdryer in the tub?

I have an extra blowdryer that I could spare if you feel you need it, Stanley. :D

HarmNone, always generous

Shari
08-18-2004, 01:58 PM
Soooo off-topic but...OMG I totally <3 Toejam and Earl!