What comes of being bored at 1:30 am.

[Edaarin]

>g e tow
[Land Tower East, Office]
The ground floor of this guard tower appears to be some kind of office. A single guard sits behind one of the desks reviewing some paperwork. A small wood stove in the corner provides heat to the room. You also see a sea-green glaes scarab, a large wastebasket and some wooden steps.
Also here: Zelvar, Aenstaas, Atac, Snugs (sitting), Yetere (sitting), Katalice (sitting), Journeyman Raukotheru
Obvious exits: out
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Yetere says, "No."
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You rub your chin thoughtfully.
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Atac says, "Ahm open, Banshees an' down, s'long as it don' start wit W."
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You have a cold demeanor.
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Speaking in broken common, Katalice says, "Ok."
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You hear the voice of a crier nearby, "Xanith is now available to answer new adventurers' questions at Silverwood Manor in Wehnimer's Landing. Please use DIR SILVERWOOD to find your way there.)"
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You say, "Hmm."
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Katalice frowns.
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You ask, "I owe you something, don't I?"
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Yetere fiddles with a sea-green glaes scarab for a moment.
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You peer quizzically at Yetere.
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Yetere picks up a sea-green glaes scarab.
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Yetere says, "Sure."
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With a quick flick of the wrist, Snugs spins her lockpick around in her palm, stopping it as the tip enters a simple modwir strongbox...
Then...CLICK! It opens!
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You say, "I'll wait till you're done with that box."
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Yetere put a sea-green glaes scarab in his black leather knapsack.
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Yetere removes a cerulean-hued wavy glaes lockpick from in his locksmith kit.
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* Coinner just bit the dust!
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Yetere settles into the difficult task of picking the lock on an enruned steel trunk.
Then...CLICK! It opens!
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Katalice whispers, "What you got."
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gld ran kata
Katalice is not part of your guild.
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You quietly whisper to Katalice, "Hm?"
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Your current TITLE display is:

Edaarin Ariter the Scoundrel.
He appears to be a Human from Selanthia.

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Yetere offers Aenstaas an enruned steel trunk.
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Snugs put an opalescent ora lockpick in her locksmith's toolkit.
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Atac removes a large silver coin from in his locksmith kit.
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Aenstaas accepts Yetere's steel trunk.
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Katalice whispers, "What kinda box."
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Aenstaas grins at Yetere.
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Atac deftly rolls a large silver coin across his knuckles and back again.
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Snugs just opened a simple modwir strongbox.
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Aenstaas just opened an enruned steel trunk.
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Aenstaas gathers the remaining coins from inside her steel trunk.
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Yetere put a cerulean-hued wavy glaes lockpick in his locksmith kit.
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Snugs gathers the remaining coins from inside her modwir strongbox.
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You quietly whisper to Katalice, "Heh, none."
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Yetere says, "Ok I'm done, gimme what ya owe me."
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Katalice nods to you.
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You nod.
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Zelvar offers Atac a plain tanik box.
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Snugs removes a stale blueberry tart from in her modwir strongbox.
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[Roll result: 180 (open d100: 58) Penalties: 16]
You kick at Yetere's groin and connect! Yetere's mouth opens, but all that comes out is a tiny, high-pitched gasp.
...18 damage!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Atac accepts Zelvar's tanik box.
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Yetere exclaims, "BAH!"
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Atac grins at Zelvar.
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Aenstaas giggles.
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Yetere says, "Owowowow."
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You turn towards Yetere and render a sharp hand salute.
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Atac put a large silver coin in his locksmith kit.
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Atac begins to meticulously examine a plain tanik box.
>out
Aenstaas laughs!
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[Blazing247]

That would have been twice as cool if they had a pimpslap maneuver, and you pimpslapped Kat after you kicked the dude in the nuts.

[Edaarin]

I was still bored, so I walked back to the tower, he stared at me then (jokingly) stole from me.

>accuse yetere PT
A town official listens attentively to your plea before saying, "Well, is that so? Yetere you say? We'll take care of that miscreant! I'll be sure to tell the night watchman about those transgressions."
>inquire
You inquire as to the night watchman's whereabouts, and a clerk responds, "Ah, I believe he's currently in Wehnimer's. The Cheridin Ave. area, specifically."
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A few minutes later...

>sneak east tower
You attempt to move silently into the east tower.
[Land Tower East, Office]
The ground floor of this guard tower appears to be some kind of office. A single guard sits behind one of the desks reviewing some paperwork. A small wood stove in the corner provides heat to the room. You also see the fiery red Vandele disk, a large wastebasket and some wooden steps.
Also here: Sile, Vandele, Wiind, Korenne (sitting), Rode (sitting), Atac, Yetere
Obvious exits: out
Roundtime: 1 sec.
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Vandele just opened an enruned monir trunk.
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Vandele just closed an enruned monir trunk.
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The night watchman rushes in, followed closely by his posse!

With great ease, the night watchman grabs Yetere and shackles his wrists.

"Aha, Varlet! I have you!" the night watchman cries out.
The night watchman then drags him off.

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Sile removes an engraved mithril trunk from in his plundering sack.
>whist
You whistle tunelessly to yourself, remembering days past.
>unhid
Korenne says, "Oh dear."
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You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
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Vandele just opened a scarlet scroll sack.
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Atac offers Wiind a scratched maoral coffer.
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Vandele put an enruned monir trunk in his scroll sack.
>'I didn't do it
You say, "I didn't do it."
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Atac put a copper lockpick in his locksmith kit.
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Korenne lets out a cheer!
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Vandele just closed a scarlet scroll sack.
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Atac raises an eyebrow in Korenne's direction.
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Wiind offers Atac a corroded brass chest.
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Vandele just opened a rune-trimmed wizard's cloak.
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Wiind accepts Atac's maoral coffer.
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Wiind just opened a scratched maoral coffer.
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Korenne exclaims, "Hooray!"
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Vandele removes a simple tanik chest from in his wizard's cloak.
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Sile chuckles.
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Having found a trap on the strongbox, Korenne begins to attempt to disarm it...

Korenne nods with satisfaction.
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Korenne says, "Bug down."
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Vandele just closed a rune-trimmed wizard's cloak.
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Korenne grins.
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Sile says, "There goes my chest."
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Wiind gathers the remaining coins from inside his maoral coffer.
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Sile chuckles.
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Wiind tries to empty the contents of his coffer into his backpack, and everything falls in quite nicely.
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* Enera just bit the dust!
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Vandele just opened a dwarven wand harness.
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Korenne chuckles.
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Rode smirks.
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Vandele just closed a dwarven wand harness.
>dismis yeter
I could not find what you were referring to.
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Wiind removes a battered gold trunk from in his canvas backpack.
>out
[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant night guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The cluttered streets of the city to the south are a far cry from the deceptively calm expanse of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see a wooden barrel.
Obvious paths: south
>s
w
[Wehnimer's, North Ring Rd.]
The cobbled road girds the town along the inner side of the northern palisade. Just to the north stand the gate's guardtowers, silhouetted against the night sky. Opposite the gates, you see the shop of Dakris the Furrier.
Obvious paths: north, east, west
>[Wehnimer's, North Ring Rd.]
The main path curves along the north and west walls, and another leads south between the buildings. You also see a brightly lit small painted wagon.
Obvious paths: east, south, southwest
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Werre just arrived.
>accuse
USAGE: ACCUSE [NAME] [CRIME] - Accuses person of a crime.
[IM = Impropriety]
[HO = Hooliganism]
[AS = Assault]
[AD = Assault with a deadly weapon]
[PT = Petty theft]
[TH = Theft]
[BA = Banished person]
ACCUSE [NAME] DISMISS - Dismisses charges of a crime done against you.
ACCUSE HELP - Explains the uses for ACCUSE.
>accuse yetere dismiss
You scream out that you wish to drop all charges against Yetere! A townperson jaunts off, proclaiming that he'll inform the authorities.

[Tsa`ah]

That made me spit coffee ... bastard.

[HouseofElves]

That was hilarious!!!


It reminded me of the time I had a character drinking herself sick in Helga's and she passed out when a couple of annoying empaths come in and one of them kicks her to wake her up. She bitches at them for being punks and they start being really snide, so she passes out again and the other one kicks her.

In comes the Guard Captain, I accuse the first one and she gets carted away. Her friend falls to the ground laughing and says something like

"That was the soooo funny."

And I say to him, "I know something even funnier."

He glances at my girl and asks, "What?"

Guard Captain comes back him and drags the guy off. I almost pissed myself. I wish I still had that log.