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Apathy
08-02-2004, 04:41 PM
The following post is based in immaturity, but it has to be said.
A festering taint points a putrid hand at you!
Ok, did no one inform Simutronics of modern-day slang? "Taint" is slang for the area of skin between a scrotum and an asshole. Taint is a synonym for chode, or grendal patch, or sandbar, or...
Anyways, everytime I see this the idea of a "festering" taint just creates the most god-awful image in my mind, not to mention that the damn thing is big enough to grow arms and hands (that are "putrid", lets not forget that lovely adjective) and point them at me. ughhh....
That has been bothering me for a long time now and I just thought I'd share it with everyone. And I know I'm not the only person who laughed out loud the first time I saw "festering taint."
I don't laugh anymore :(
Parkbandit
08-02-2004, 04:43 PM
That's classic.
And it makes my butt pucker to think if my taint being festered. :(
Soulpieced
08-02-2004, 04:46 PM
You forgot Banus.
Hulkein
08-02-2004, 05:28 PM
And Tish.
I think that's just a local word for it though.
SpunGirl
08-02-2004, 05:32 PM
Hahahahahaha.
That's some funny unintentional nastiness.
-K
Mistomeer
08-02-2004, 05:44 PM
I always heard that a chode was a dick that has more girth than length, as it were.
I feel so out of the loop. 'Taint' means disease or corruption to me.
Actually I thought "taint" meant that bottom lip beard otherwise known as the "soul patch". Its called that because t'ain't pussy or butthole.
Numbers
08-02-2004, 07:03 PM
What about hunting cockatrices and titans?
Nothing like typing in:
attack cock
or
search tit
Mistomeer
08-02-2004, 07:04 PM
No, taint was defined correctly by the poster.
CrystalTears
08-02-2004, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by DCSL
I feel so out of the loop. 'Taint' means disease or corruption to me.
That's what I thought it was too. Silly me for not being in the know. :shrug:
Caiylania
08-02-2004, 08:09 PM
What CT and DCSL said. :lol2:
Betheny
08-02-2004, 08:09 PM
Taint always reminded me of some SNL skit where the guy had his taint removed...
Overlord
08-02-2004, 08:31 PM
You did what to whos taint?
Its like they're just not trying anymore, next thing we'll see is "A horrendous Queef billows into the room"
Originally posted by Overlord
You did what to whos taint?
Its like they're just not trying anymore, next thing we'll see is "A horrendous Queef billows into the room"
Oh shit, I snort-laughed. Ok, my addition to mistakenly slang enter emits...
A bald old hermit pops in and bops you on the forehead.
Betheny
08-02-2004, 08:43 PM
sean's next character is going to be "A gaping cunt".
Kitsun
08-02-2004, 08:49 PM
This is what the describe verb is for! It tells you what it looks like so you don't have to come up with inappropiate images!
Overlord
08-02-2004, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by Backlash
Originally posted by Overlord
You did what to whos taint?
Its like they're just not trying anymore, next thing we'll see is "A horrendous Queef billows into the room"
Oh shit, I snort-laughed. Ok, my addition to mistakenly slang enter emits...
A bald old hermit pops in and bops you on the forehead.
Bwa ha ha ha ha, Good stuff.
longshot
08-02-2004, 09:12 PM
The purple headed warrior stares at you angrily through his one eye.
His veins pulsing, he readies for attack!
....
A chode is a dick that has more girth than length.
I can't believe people don't know what a taint is!
Although, I think banus is a much better word personally.
I'm on no sleep, BTW.
Overlord
08-02-2004, 09:27 PM
the trouser trout eyes you suspiciously
CrystalTears
08-03-2004, 01:13 AM
I'm sorry but this definition for taint ... you people can't be serious. You really think it means that? You really think it couldn't possibly be something corrupted or infected? C'mon guys, this is just too much. You have to be kidding me. You want them to change the context of something because you fuckers found something foul to use for taint? Quit pulling my leg and tell me Allen Funt is hiding somewhere.
[Edited on 8/3/2004 by CrystalTears]
Artha
08-03-2004, 01:14 AM
A chode is a dick that has more girth than length.
That's not the definition I heard.
GSLeloo
08-03-2004, 01:15 AM
No idea why no one just did this in the first place. From www.dictionary.com
12 entries found for Taint.
taint ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tnt)
v. taint·ed, taint·ing, taints
v. tr.
To affect with or as if with a disease.
To affect with decay or putrefaction; spoil. See Synonyms at contaminate.
To corrupt morally.
To affect with a tinge of something reprehensible.
v. intr.
To become affected with decay or putrefaction; spoil.
n.
A moral defect considered as a stain or spot. See Synonyms at stain.
An infecting touch, influence, or tinge.
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[Partly from obsolete taynt, to color, dye (from Anglo-Norman teint, from past participle of teindre, from Latin tingere), and partly from Middle English tainten, to convict (short for atteinten, from Old French ataint, past participle of ataindre, to attain, touch upon. See attain).]
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taintless adj.
taintless·ly adv.
taintless·ness n.
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'tain't or tain't ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tnt)
Nonstandard
Contraction of it ain't.
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Main Entry: taint
Pronunciation: 'tAnt
Function: transitive verb
: to damage or destroy the validity of <evidence tainted by an illegal search> —taint noun
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Taint
\Taint\, v. t. Aphetic form of Attaint.
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Taint
\Taint\, v. i. 1. To be infected or corrupted; to be touched with something corrupting.
I can not taint with fear. --Shak.
2. To be affected with incipient putrefaction; as, meat soon taints in warm weather.
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Taint
\Taint\, n. 1. Tincture; hue; color; tinge. [Obs.]
2. Infection; corruption; deprivation.
He had inherited from his parents a scrofulous taint, which it was beyond the power of medicine to remove. --Macaulay.
3. A blemish on reputation; stain; spot; disgrace.
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Taint
\Taint\, n. [Cf. F. atteinte a blow, bit, stroke. See Attaint.] 1. A thrust with a lance, which fails of its intended effect. [Obs.]
This taint he followed with his sword drawn from a silver sheath. --Chapman.
2. An injury done to a lance in an encounter, without its being broken; also, a breaking of a lance in an encounter in a dishonorable or unscientific manner. [Obs.]
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Taint
\Taint\, v. i. [imp. & p. p. Tainted; p. pr. & vb. n. Tainting.] To thrust ineffectually with a lance. [Obs.]
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Taint
\Taint\, v. t. 1. To injure, as a lance, without breaking it; also, to break, as a lance, but usually in an unknightly or unscientific manner. [Obs.]
Do not fear; I have A staff to taint, and bravely. --Massinger.
2. To hit or touch lightly, in tilting. [Obs.]
They tainted each other on the helms and passed by. --Ld. Berners.
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Taint
\Taint\, v. t. [F. teint, p. p. of teindre to dye, tinge, fr. L. tingere, tinctum. See Tinge, and cf. Tint.] 1. To imbue or impregnate with something extraneous, especially with something odious, noxious, or poisonous; hence, to corrupt; to infect; to poison; as, putrid substance taint the air.
2. Fig.: To stain; to sully; to tarnish.
His unkindness may defeat my life, But never taint my love. --Shak.
Syn: To contaminate; defile; pollute; corrupt; infect; disease; vitiate; poison.
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Taint
n : the state of being contaminated [syn: contamination] v 1: place under suspicion or cast doubt upon; "sully someone's reputation" [syn: defile, sully, corrupt, cloud] 2: contaminate with a disease or microorganism [syn: infect] [ant: disinfect]
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Taint
taint: in CancerWEB's On-line Medical Dictionary
GSLeloo
08-03-2004, 01:20 AM
Furthermore after a little googling.
taint, from Latin tingere, to dye, also responsible for tinge, tincture, and tint.)
Tsa`ah
08-03-2004, 01:21 AM
I'm sorry, but if you mistake the word "taint" for some crack head endorsed slang, you need to go back to school and pay attention this time.
I'm rather glad Simu hasn't caved before the uneducated masses and started pulling out words that mean something else in slang.
Edaarin
08-03-2004, 01:26 AM
I'm going to suggest booby and titmouse as new monsters.
HouseofElves
08-03-2004, 02:44 AM
I don't think of taint as in that...
If it was a festering "gooch" on the other hand, yes.
Gooch= Slang for guiche= The area between the balls and the butt.
Zentoph
08-03-2004, 03:18 AM
Yeah.. Where the hell did Taint come from? It's gooch!
Apathy
08-03-2004, 05:03 AM
There's a ton of words for "it." That's why its called slang. I didn't ask for the creature to be removed, I just wanted to share part of my thought process with all of you :)
It's called taint cuz it'aint yer ehhh and it'aint yer mmm.
I did forget about gooch. What a great word.
I can't believe some of you people got so uppity about this. Thanks though you made me smile :)
And to he who likes to google around, look up what modern day word/insult was derived from German for sword sheath. It's a sexual body part.
Mistomeer
08-03-2004, 09:48 AM
From urbandictionary.com:
taint
The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.
If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!
Chode
A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
What's with all the perineum hooplah?
Overlord
08-03-2004, 02:36 PM
Besides if you want definitions, go to www.urbandictionary.com
Mistomeer
08-03-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
What's with all the perineum hooplah?
No medical terms. It's taint or gooch.
LOL. With a handle like Apathy, you've sure stirred up an interesting subject.
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