Taking off

[longshot]

Well, I'm going to miss this place. In a little over a week, I'm out of Japan, and back to the land of fat people with nice teeth.

I've been trying to figure out what the two years here have meant.

I think it won't make any sense until I get back home...

Oh that's right... my dad moved this week, and I'm homeless.

Sweet.

So, so you can get an idea of the oddities that I've endured, you get a link.

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0407/0721bucket.html

These are magazine articles that are a bit exaggerated... they are NOT news stories, but features. They still do a wonderful job of highlighting the stranger parts of Japan.

Enjoy. There are a bunch more articles on the side, too.

[Shalla]

will miss you longshot :bye:

[AnticorRifling]

He's not leaving the PC he's leaving Japan....

When you get back in the states if you ever roll through Indiana let me know I'll buy you a Woodchuck.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
When you get back in the states if you ever roll through Indiana let me know I'll buy you a Woodchuck.

Or a stuffed gorilla (yes I read the article)

[longshot]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
He's not leaving the PC he's leaving Japan....


That's the one.

Just leaving Japan.

[Tsa`ah]

I swear man, If you bring any "pet" habits back, I'll correct them in 10 minutes with a base ball bat.

Who in the fuck let's a dog hump their leg until it spooges?

[Drew2]

From Longshot's Article
We were talking about breeding him and wanted him to have some practice. I formed a circle with my thumb and index finger and let him rub up against that. We did the breeding in a park and it went perfectly, which I suppose was the result of all the practice we'd given him.

UGH.

[Tsa`ah]

I shouldn't be shocked really. I mean, look at some of the other articles in that paper.

The titles alone had me rolling.

Tamao Sato busts into bigtime -- despite her knockers

Nature-loving Kyoko chooses flap happy butterfly over bald beaver

Pervy professor's upskirt inspections expose cracks in pillar of society

Pink Lady's treasure chest raided

Ripe-figured Kyoka appears ready to bare fruit

[Wezas]

Bring me back a Skyline, Longshot.

[longshot]

That would be illegal!! :thumbsdown:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by longshot
That would be illegal!! :thumbsdown:

Why's that? We could call it a present and I could give you the money under the table. What's illegal about that?

[Weedmage Princess]

Gross.

Anyway, hope your trip back home is safe, Longshot.

Take it easy and see you on the flip side.

[Latrinsorm]

You should get this book: Dave Berry Does Japan when you get back. The parts about baseball and Hiroshima especially, but I don't think you're allowed to buy only the particularly relevant portions of books, and it was written like 10-20 years ago (aka the Wezas/Weedmage/Mesozoic era).

[HarmNone]

Have a safe and enjoyable trip home, Longshot. :)

HarmNone, who kinda understands what you're feeling right now

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
(aka the Wezas/Weedmage/Mesozoic era).

Don't group me in with that golden girl.

[longshot]

I'm back...

I wrote in my "member's journal"/blog thinggy...

For those that don't like to read, I'll summarize:

This sucks.

[HarmNone]

You'll get by that feeling, Longshot. Please believe me. I've been where you are, and I know how it feels. However, over time the alien feeling will pass. :)

HarmNone raises a Bailey's to Longshot

[Soulpieced]

Gonna have to change your location.