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Drew2
08-02-2004, 02:37 AM
>wear gold ring
You slide the ring on your finger.
Suddenly your surroundings shift...

[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
Although the floating platform is suspended well above the ground below, it overflows with abundant plant life. The edges of the dais are brimming with delicate white queen's lace, dark lavender, fragrant rosemary and a variety of other colorful flora. Thick grass underfoot provides an enticingly peaceful resting spot. A thin silk canopy is rolled back to permit an unobstructed view of the starry night sky. You also see some cactacae spine, a white cat that is sitting, a green palm frond, a large faenor-chased barrel and a richly finished wooden bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Polariz, Bonespur who is sitting, Great Lord Jahira, Journeyman Bonesnapper who is sitting, Raqar who is lying down
Obvious paths: out
You feel a little pulse in the ring.
>
Bonespur picks up some cactacae spine.
>'Pastamancers suck some big cock that's for sure
>
You say, "Pastamancers suck some big cock that's for sure."
>
Bonespur takes a bite of his cactacae spine.
Bonespur's left hand looks better.
>'ERR
You say, "ERR."
>220
You trace a sign while petitioning the spirits to bestow their aid with the Major Sanctuary spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
A brilliant light bathes you as your surroundings blur for a moment...


And then I died laughing for 10 minutes.

Artha
08-02-2004, 02:39 AM
Bonespur says, "Nice ta know he speaks from exprience...jest wonner which side o da deal he were on."

The Cat In The Hat
08-02-2004, 07:39 AM
haahaa

Thanks for the laugh this morning!

Cat

Wezas
08-02-2004, 10:13 AM
Another one pwned by PSInet.

Parkbandit
08-02-2004, 11:24 AM
knock on wood...

I have not thought what I wanted to chat.

I HAVE chatted though what I wanted to think...

Blazing247
08-02-2004, 01:34 PM
ROFL. That's funny cause I'm sure it's happened to everyone. I don't think I've ever said anything that bad aloud, but I once forgot to clear my cut and paste and accidentally pasted my fantasy basketball roster into Gemstone. Ah well, shit happens.

DeV
08-02-2004, 01:35 PM
:lol: Tayre is a naughty boy.

Tsa`ah
08-02-2004, 01:40 PM
Things aren't looking so hot for you Tayre.

I think you have a case of Klaivitis, exhibiting 2 of 5 symptoms so far.

1. Stroking the inadequate ego by attacking lesser characters with little to no provocation.

2. Blunders in thought/speech in public areas.

Best take care of that before you get a full blown case. You'll know for sure if you exhibit any of the other symptoms.

3. Throwing tantrums on game forums when called out on lies, resulting in the formation your own forums.

4. Advertising said forums in game.

5. Becoming a fat toe sucking ninja.

Blazing247
08-02-2004, 01:41 PM
<5. Becoming a fat toe sucking ninja.>

ROFL! Oh god, I miss that avatar....

Shari
08-02-2004, 02:58 PM
Thank fucking god I read this this morning when nobody was home. I didn't think I could donkey-laugh any worse than I usually do.

Drew2
08-02-2004, 03:03 PM
Hahahaha I read it again and I just started snort-laughing at work because I was trying to hold it in.

So sad.

SpunGirl
08-02-2004, 05:14 PM
Very hilarious. One of the reasons I :heart: Drew.

-K