08-20-2003, 10:57 PM
It's hard being a strong Apricot-American Miniature Poodle in a world made for the black and white dog. In a time when you can be discriminated against just because you belong to the toy group or judged purely by the color of your fur... you have got to survive... any way you can...
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/GemStone/TeaCo1.jpg
"With so many squirrels in front of my ATV.
It's kinda hard bein' the Tea Co D-O-Double-G."
"Rollin' down the street, munchin' beggin' strips, sippin on cognac and wine - Laid back (with my tongue in the breeze and the breeze on my tongue)."
As Tea Co keeps on rollin' through these streets, through these trees, through his home... he keeps on thinkin' about how he's gonna make it in this world. He feels like Eminem before he picked up a mic. He knows he has talent, but so far, he's only been able to make money by pimping out bitches and selling chronic milk bones. If something's gonna happen, it needs to happen now.
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/GemStone/TeaCo2.jpg
Pulling over momentarily, Tea Co spots a sexy young mastiff on the side of the road, interrupting his train of thought. All he can see now is all the dollar signs that giant booty will bring in. "Get on, Bitch!", he exclaims!
Unfortunately, the big ass she-dog is too heavy and the vehicle flips, warping the front even worse than before and rendering it undrivable! The two begin to walk away from the wreck, thankfully unharmed.
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/GemStone/TeaCoSatin.jpg
Tea Co: I can't believe your fat ass tore up my ride like that. I should smack you for that, but I gots to find me another motherfuckin' vehicle.
Bitch: Excuuuuse you? That wasn't MY fault, I'm not fat, I'm just a large lucious lady. Ya dirty bastard.
Tea Co: I am not a dirty bastard. I was just groomed yesterday and I have papers. Your crack-headed ass better recognize! Ho, you is so to' up, I about spilt my 'yac when I seen you walkin' up.
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/GemStone/TeaCoSatin2.jpg
Bitch: Ima fuck you up lil' man! Come on!
Tea Co: Keep your distance, ho. You's about to get pimp slapped!
And so it is every day, in this dog-eat-dog world. The mean trees are no place to grow up and no place to live... but we get by. We do the best we can every day...
- --[ Klaive ]-- -
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/GemStone/TeaCo1.jpg
"With so many squirrels in front of my ATV.
It's kinda hard bein' the Tea Co D-O-Double-G."
"Rollin' down the street, munchin' beggin' strips, sippin on cognac and wine - Laid back (with my tongue in the breeze and the breeze on my tongue)."
As Tea Co keeps on rollin' through these streets, through these trees, through his home... he keeps on thinkin' about how he's gonna make it in this world. He feels like Eminem before he picked up a mic. He knows he has talent, but so far, he's only been able to make money by pimping out bitches and selling chronic milk bones. If something's gonna happen, it needs to happen now.
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/GemStone/TeaCo2.jpg
Pulling over momentarily, Tea Co spots a sexy young mastiff on the side of the road, interrupting his train of thought. All he can see now is all the dollar signs that giant booty will bring in. "Get on, Bitch!", he exclaims!
Unfortunately, the big ass she-dog is too heavy and the vehicle flips, warping the front even worse than before and rendering it undrivable! The two begin to walk away from the wreck, thankfully unharmed.
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/GemStone/TeaCoSatin.jpg
Tea Co: I can't believe your fat ass tore up my ride like that. I should smack you for that, but I gots to find me another motherfuckin' vehicle.
Bitch: Excuuuuse you? That wasn't MY fault, I'm not fat, I'm just a large lucious lady. Ya dirty bastard.
Tea Co: I am not a dirty bastard. I was just groomed yesterday and I have papers. Your crack-headed ass better recognize! Ho, you is so to' up, I about spilt my 'yac when I seen you walkin' up.
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/GemStone/TeaCoSatin2.jpg
Bitch: Ima fuck you up lil' man! Come on!
Tea Co: Keep your distance, ho. You's about to get pimp slapped!
And so it is every day, in this dog-eat-dog world. The mean trees are no place to grow up and no place to live... but we get by. We do the best we can every day...
- --[ Klaive ]-- -