My Day with Hashum.

Hashum and I were fighting in GS, so I invited him to my house to hang out.

We played some video games and went cruisin' for bitches. The tourist girls in Reno are always looking for a couple of local guys to hang out with.

He didn't seem too into that, and wouldn't drink his vodka and tonic at the casino, and the security guard kept giving us a hard time for some reason.

So we came back and did some Role-Playing. He picked the game. He was spider man and I was a bad guy. But he started just running through the house making swooshing noises, so I got online. Four hours later, he was exhausted and I had gotten 6k exp and lots of favor.

His ride came to pick him up and I snapped a photo just before he left to immortalize our day as best friends.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/GemStone/Hashum.jpg

Maybe we'll hang out again... in 10 or 12 years.

Here's to you, Lord Hashum! Elanthia's youngest player. You're cool, even though you ride the short bus to kindergarten. :spin:

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[SpunGirl]

Very creative.

-K

[Weedmage Princess]

Klaive you never cease to amaze me.

[Halfsilver]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Klaive you never cease to amaze me.

simple minds are simply amused/amazed.

That was retarded klaive. You've wasted a thread. Isn't hashum only 15 IRL anyways?

-grays

[Weedmage Princess]

Halfsilver--I, along with most of the world, think Klaive is a doofus. I was being sarcastic, you dolt.

And lastly, you and your dim-witted girlfriend should be the LAST to comment on simple minds. I don't think a passing grade on 3rd grade level exam would be possible between the pair of you, so shut the hell up.

[ogurty]

Originally posted by Halfsilver

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Klaive you never cease to amaze me.

simple minds are simply amused/amazed.

That was retarded klaive. You've wasted a thread. Isn't hashum only 15 IRL anyways?

-grays

How do you waste a thread? Is there a limited amount? :yawn: I thought it was funny.

Hunter

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Halfsilver--I, along with most of the world, think Klaive is a doofus. I was being sarcastic, you dolt.

And lastly, you and your dim-witted girlfriend should be the LAST to comment on simple minds. I don't think a passing grade on 3rd grade level exam would be possible between the pair of you, so shut the hell up.

Ok, I'm printing and laminating this post for being simply perfect.:thumbsup:

In the words of Mary Poppins:
"Practically perfect in every way."

[Edited on 8-20-2003 by Skirmisher]

[theotherjohn]

:lol:

actually something worth reading by Klaiveadhm

[GS4Gurl]

I thought it was very funny too. To be honest for a minute I thought he was being for real. :lol: I'm so gullable.

[Halfsilver]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Halfsilver--I, along with most of the world, think Klaive is a doofus. I was being sarcastic, you dolt.

And lastly, you and your dim-witted girlfriend should be the LAST to comment on simple minds. I don't think a passing grade on 3rd grade level exam would be possible between the pair of you, so shut the hell up.

Another razor-sharp attack from Skirmisher's 2nd. :lol:

It almost sounds like you're upset! bwahahaha...

Skirmisher, your pupil is slacking in her studies. This post failed to arouse even the slightest bit of anger in me.

-grays

edited-> you quoted mary poppins? and you talk about MY maturity level?
:?:

[Edited on 8-21-2003 by Halfsilver]

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Halfsilver


Another razor-sharp attack from Skirmisher's 2nd. :lol:

It almost sounds like you're upset! bwahahaha...

Skirmisher, your pupil is slacking in her studies. This post failed to arouse even the slightest bit of anger in me.

-grays

edited-> you quoted mary poppins? and you talk about MY maturity level?
:?:

[Edited on 8-21-2003 by Halfsilver]

Ok my paint chip eating friend, two things.

1) Weedmage and I disagree on many things, it just so happens we and a huge host of others seem to share an opinion of you.

2) Mary Poppins kicks ass

[Weedmage Princess]

Wow.

I pray to everything holy that Halfsilver and his girl don't ever have kids.

[CrystalTears]

Woman, what are you trying to do, give me a heart attack?! It's too early for that kind of visual.

[Weedmage Princess]

LMAO

[Halfsilver]

ya seemed alright in the chat this morning, Crystal.

I guess you can't spit out what you really think of me where i can hear you. Ha, and it's not even really that hard, it's still just typing. sad.

Weedmage and her ridiculous one liners don't even require the effort of a response anymore.

so this'll be the last one on this subject.

-grays :yawn:

[Weedmage Princess]

You ain't breakin' my heart, bro ;)

[Solkern]

is halfsilver.....with atheana?

[Weedmage Princess]

Yep yep

[CrystalTears]

Halfsilver, my issue is not really with you, it's with Atheana, and I've had my fair share of conversations with her, which seem to have gone in one ear and out the other. I am highly capable of telling people the truth, ask her, she'll tell you, and I'm sure others can tell you as well. And yes, the thought of HER breeding makes me cringe. She can't hold herself together, the thought of her raising children with the same mentality makes me worry about them.

I don't really say things with the intent of hurting people or coming off as a bitch, even though sometimes I come across that way. I just call them as I see them, and I'm sorry if people take them personally. I don't have to like anyone and if someone comes here with a bad attitude, that's the impression I have of them and it will stick until I've been proven otherwise. And I certainly don't appreciate being TOLD to not make comments or jokes to or about them. The sooner she can accept that some people don't like her and don't have to know her to do that, the sooner she can enjoy this game and message boards more.

Granted, if I can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. But really, what fun is that? If that were the case, we may as well put most of these boards out to dry. I'm sorry that your woman can't handle criticism, and my main beef with her is that she is very good at dishing it out but she can't take it. If you want to be the kind of person that can speak their mind, be prepared to get it in return. I'm always on guard waiting for people to give me crap for what I say, and it doesn't. Why? Because they know I don't care and it won't make a difference and they can't rile me up to be so defensive about something, especially a game. Sorry I'm not that simple.

[Edited on 8/21/2003 by CrystalTears]

[Weedmage Princess]

Crystal Tears....why are you even bothering? He's no better than her; have you bothered reading a good number of his posts?

Trust me, no one's opinion of you (or any one/thing else) is going to be affected based on what HE or the other one has to say. Relax.

[CrystalTears]

Actually that was for her to read to because I get tired of being caught in the chat room with her and getting sidetracked with her whining, and I just wanted to state my side once and for all for both to see. And I won't respond anymore about this issue again, HOWEVER, that doesn't mean that I won't be sarcastic. It's in my nature to be. :D

[Solkern]

HAHAHA i remember athena and her mans old slave frostman, how everytime they got into a problem, they would bring frostman in, and he'd get owned too, gray, and atheana, i use to hang out with them in cul-de-sac, they are two people, with ALOT of issues, athena=thinks shes gods gift to earth, and she thinks she the best thing to come along, gray..god, do i even need to say? annoying little guy, pretty much as bad as atheana

[GS4Gurl]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Wow.

I pray to everything holy that Halfsilver and his girl don't ever have kids.

No she doesn't want to have kids yet. She wants to.. um teach elem school.

:?:

:lol:

[Weedmage Princess]

I'm PRAYING the school system doesn't let that happen. You can't have someone like that around young children with impressionable minds.

[ElvenRangeress]

what i do in game and on the board has nothing to do with who i am in the real world, so if your going to insult me, fly to florida, get to know me then insult me if you dislike me, moron.

[Weedmage Princess]

Okay

[ElvenRangeress]

ok this is really stupid, *laugh* this entire thread, its about hashum not atheana, if your gonna insult me go to hey everyone, i mean at least its about me!

[Weedmage Princess]

I'm on my way to Florida already

[Solkern]

Quick question.....What kinda bud? hehehehe ;)

[ElvenRangeress]

did you arrive yet? *waits*

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by ElvenRangeress
what i do in game and on the board has nothing to do with who i am in the real world, so if your going to insult me, fly to florida, get to know me then insult me if you dislike me, moron.

Where abouts in Florida? I'm already here.. and I can insult with the best of them... maybe I can open up a side business :tumble:

PS - And PLEASE don't take this as I want to insult you.. I don't know you or your character.. I just wondered where in Florida is all :)

[ElvenRangeress]

i personally think florida bites :P why i'm getting my butt out of here next year!

[Souzy]

Klaive!! Look what you started, horrid, gawd I love you! Your a trip! Hahhahaha!!!!

[Souzy]

Testing Testing, 1-2-1-2 heh

[Souzy]

Thank you Klaive for helping on how to figure how to use this forum, for that, I will rape your thread, muahahhaa!!!!!

Originally posted by Lalana
Thank you Klaive for helping on how to figure how to use this forum, for that, I will rape your thread, muahahhaa!!!!!

Lalana, with a body like that, you can rape anything of mine you want. :saint:

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Artha]

Just don't let him near your feet :)

[Souzy]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...nasssstttyyy...are you trying to seduce me?

Originally posted by Lalana
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...nasssstttyyy...are you trying to seduce me?

Yes.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Souzy]

Well Klaive as sexy as you are, I love my Sasha, hahah! So I try to respect my friends, but what she don't know won't hurt her, LOL. JK Klaive's my sexy beast! Ha!

[Weedmage Princess]

Oh Christ...

Originally posted by Lalana
Well Klaive as sexy as you are, I love my Sasha, hahah! So I try to respect my friends, but what she don't know won't hurt her, LOL. JK Klaive's my sexy beast! Ha!

Bah. Sasha'll be alright. Just come to Reno and be my concubine, I'll give you $5 a day. You hafta learn Japanese though, so I can pretend.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Souzy]

Oh damn a concubine even, ummm I feel so priviledged? Yes, Artha, he has a foot fetish, I know my Klaive so well already, I don't think the $5 a day will work out though...can I get a raise?

Originally posted by Lalana
Oh damn a concubine even, ummm I feel so priviledged? Yes, Artha, he has a foot fetish, I know my Klaive so well already, I don't think the $5 a day will work out though...can I get a raise?

Minimum Wage + Room and Board?

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Souzy]

LMAO...I said a raise not a lift!

[GS4Gurl]

OMG Can I sue you for causing me to barf all over my keyboard?!

Klaive sexy?

:barf:

Originally posted by Lalana
LMAO...I said a raise not a lift!

Okay. If you come be my sexy Asian concubine, I'll marry you and give you half of my anime collection.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Souzy]

You can't sue me because I have nothing to offer you but my love, hehe. Klaive's a great friend when you get to know him, other than that, he may seem like an asshole. Klaive you are beutiful no matter what they say, words can't bring him downnnnnn, haha!

Originally posted by Lalana
You can't sue me because I have nothing to offer you but my love, hehe. Klaive's a great friend when you get to know him, other than that, he may seem like an asshole. Klaive you are beutiful no matter what they say, words can't bring him downnnnnn, haha!

WTF? Are we gonna go get weaves and watch "Waiting to Exhale" now? :?:

- -[ Klaive ]-- -

[Souzy]

Yah, I'm gonna make you wear a weave and cry with me to that movie. It will be heart warming and we can bond Klaive.

[Betheny]

this thread should be called "I'm desperate, please bend me over now".

[CrystalTears]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Souzy]

LMAO...if you like to be bended over my dear, heh. Forum's are great!

Originally posted by Maimara
this thread should be called "I'm desperate, please bend me over now".

::bends Beth over::

I already slept with your wraith. I knew it was only a matter of time before word of my sexual prowess spread to you.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Betheny]

So, Darien, do you prefer your cock simply cut off, or sliced down the middle.

I can do either.

[Souzy]

Ouch Darr...I feel bad for you.

Originally posted by Maimara
So, Darien, do you prefer your cock simply cut off, or sliced down the middle.

I can do either.

[Removed]

[Please try not to get overly descriptive about some things, we do have a wide audience.]

[Edited on 8-24-2003 by Caels]

[Artha]

:o Maimmara Bobbit!

[Artha]

:o deserved! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH!!!!!!!111

[Souzy]

ROFLMAO!!!! Oh my tummy huwts! Flippin' Darr & Maimara bobbit! Hahahhah...FORUM'S ARE GREAT! Wicked, LOL

So yeah. Maimara's wraith and I got it on. I can post the log if need be.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Betheny]

Post it.

[Betheny]

Xavean would probably squick you, but somehow I don't think you mean that kind of sex.

But hey, if you're into gay sex... don't let me stop you from proclaiming so.

Xavean's a boy, you know that right?

Originally posted by Maimara
Post it.

>look
[Rolling Thrak Table]
Rich, red clay soil has been ground into the table top, giving it a mottled appearance. A picture of a thrak rolling around on its back in a patch of grass has been painted in the center of the table. You also see a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a plain monir trunk and a badly damaged tanik chest.
Also here: Maimara's wraith who is sitting, Lady Lalana who is sitting, Skadii who is sitting
Obvious exits: out
>
Maimara's wraith flirts with you.
>mount wraith
You mount Maimara's wraith.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Maimara's wraith groans.
>
Lalana cackles!
>
Skadii exclaims, "OMFG!"
>thrust wraith
You make love to Maimara's wraith, inseminating it with your godly jizz which is permablessed.

Semen hollows body out like acid!
...280 points of damage!

* Maimara's wraith drops dead at your feet!

>"Oops.
You say, "Oops."
>

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Edited on 8-24-2003 by Demon Lord Kage]

The above log is real.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

Yay! This is my 200th post! As you were. ::dismiss::

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Betheny]

Uh... that's not right.


Gazing into the shadow-orb, you see...

[Temple of Luukos, Dome]
The high domed ceiling of this room opens up into a large, expansive room ringed by massive black marble columns twined with spirals of bronze. Shallow steps descend toward a massive emblem of Luukos carved into the precise center of the floor, the wavering light of many crimson candles set onto the steps casting the area in a hazy, golden amber glow. A circle of closely-spaced arched doors surrounds the chamber on every angle, each looking identical to the one next to it. You also see a massive black wraith.
Also here: Violenttmoon who is lying down, the body of High Lord Calean who is lying down, the body of Kadesha who is lying down, Perigourd who is lying down
Obvious exits: out

Violenttmoon stands up.

A massive black wraith says in a hollow voice colder than ice, "It is... fate."

Perigourd says, "this is madness"

A massive black wraith claws at Violenttmoon!
She is stunned!

A massive black wraith claws at Violenttmoon!

* Violenttmoon drops dead at your feet!

* Violenttmoon just bit the dust!

Pyrocite quietly says, "He's killing them."

You hear the ghostly voice of Calean say, "deny them"

Perigourd slings a veniom-bound rolaren tower shield over his shoulder.

Perigourd removes a green vultite greatsword from in his traveling case.

Perigourd stands up.

Perigourd swings a green vultite greatsword at a massive black wraith!

A massive black wraith claws at Perigourd!
He is stunned!

A massive black wraith claws at Perigourd!

* Perigourd drops dead at your feet!

* Perigourd just bit the dust!

You hear the ghostly voice of Calean say, "wraith"

You hear the ghostly voice of Kadesha say, "It does not have to be this war Xavaen."

You hear the ghostly voice of Violenttmoon say, "it is not fate .it is your choice....."

A warm glow begins to emanate from Perigourd's body.

Pyrocite closes her eyes for a moment.

A massive black wraith says in a hollow voice colder than ice, "The dead... have no choice."

You hear the ghostly voice of Perigourd say, "you're wrong"

Gazing into the shadow-orb, you see...

[Temple of Luukos, Dome]
The high domed ceiling of this room opens up into a large, expansive room ringed by massive black marble columns twined with spirals of bronze. Shallow steps descend toward a massive emblem of Luukos carved into the precise center of the floor, the wavering light of many crimson candles set onto the steps casting the area in a hazy, golden amber glow. A circle of closely-spaced arched doors surrounds the chamber on every angle, each looking identical to the one next to it. You also see a massive black wraith.
Also here: the body of Violenttmoon who is lying down, the body of High Lord Calean who is lying down, the body of Kadesha who is lying down, the body of Perigourd who is lying down
Obvious exits: out

Perigourd's body suddenly grows darker.

You see a wave of energy emanate from Perigourd toward Violenttmoon. It coalesces around her body and then seeps in, leaving a glow around the body.

You see a wave of energy emanate from Perigourd toward Calean. It coalesces around his body and then seeps in, leaving a glow around the body.

Calean's body suddenly grows darker.

Violenttmoon's body suddenly grows darker.

Kadesha's body decays into compost.


Violenttmoon's body decays into compost.


Calean's body decays into compost.


Perigourd's body decays into compost.


You settle yourself on the velvet seat for a moment's rest.

Pyrocite quietly says, "They're gone."

Pyrocite quietly says, "The...difficult way."

Pyrocite coughs.

You hear the voice of Alisaire ask, "Do any more remain, Xavean?"

Mekthros quietly says, "More will come."

A massive black wraith glides in.

Mekthros quietly says, "They were warned not to enter before the main force."

You hear the voice of Alisaire ask, "Xavean? Do any others remain within the halls?"

A massive black wraith says in a hollow voice colder than ice, "The entryway... is closed."

Xavean > Klaive

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Demon Lord Kage
The above log is real.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

And another flock of flying pink elephants just passed overhead.

HarmNone and her bottle of Jack Daniels

[Betheny]

The log I posted... is real.

[Artha]

Yeah, my pet worm grew ears.

Don't ask why I have a pet worm.

Maimara doesn't actually have a wraith. That's just a halfling in a big garbage bag running around moaning at everyone.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Betheny]

A pale priest says, "Your protection will extend if and when the shard is attained. Xavean will be bound to you."

You ask, "Really? Yes?"

You say, "I have it... that is.. not the issue."

A pale priest says, "He will be weakened and unable to watch you as steadfast as he had here, but he will be there to accompany you. We have already made the ties."

After I gave up t he pommel...

A massive black wraith says in a hollow voice colder than ice, "Those I was... formerly bound to... informed me... that you may keep these quarters... for a time... until... danger... passes."

You ask, "Alright. But... I think... perhaps. I've earned... a walk under the stars, and moons?"

You hear someone chuckling.

A massive black wraith says in a hollow voice colder than ice, "That... is up to you. I will... take my rest. But my eyes... will watch... for a time."

You say, "Alright."

You say, "You've taken good care of me. I bet they're all scared of you... and won't even touch me."

You chuckle.

You put a sinuous bronze key in your dark ritual robe.

A massive black wraith bows slightly, then suddenly compacts itself into a dark, flaming orb of shadow. It circles around Maimara's neck, and spreads out to drape like a serpent across her shoulders before it wraps tightly around her neck, sinking swiftly into the collar about her flesh and becoming enmeshed within the metal.

[Souzy]

LOL....why you gotta rape the wraith in from of me Dar? Like POW! All up in my eye and shit!

[Betheny]

You're cute, but you're not too brainy, are you?

Originally posted by Lalana
LOL....why you gotta rape the wraith in from of me Dar? Like POW! All up in my eye and shit!

Envious? We can make arrangements. :yes:

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Souzy]

When it comes time to use my brains I will, when I choose to just relax I chill. It doesn't take alot of thinking to type in this forum. So I don't have to sit here and concentrate on my words. Thank you and have a swell day.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Demon Lord Kage

Originally posted by Lalana
LOL....why you gotta rape the wraith in from of me Dar? Like POW! All up in my eye and shit!

Envious? We can make arrangements. :yes:

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

Yes Dar...I was hoping that I was next?
:?:

[Edited on 8-24-2003 by Lalana]

Originally posted by Lalana

Yes Dar...I was hoping that I was next.

You most certainly are. :bouncy:

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Betheny]

Does it burn when you pee?

If the answer is no, don't worry. It will.

[Souzy]

Well HURRAY!!! And now life just started making sense to me Dar. Let's go boogie now!

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Maimara
Does it burn when you pee?

If the answer is no, don't worry. It will.

Haha! She loves you Dar...and no he's never gonna get that close, but he has the privilage to stare at my toes.

[Betheny]

Here's some free 'pornography' for you.

Originally posted by Lalana

Originally posted by Maimara
Does it burn when you pee?

If the answer is no, don't worry. It will.

Haha! She loves you Dar...and no he's never gonna get that close, but he has the privilage to stare at my toes.

Never say never. I have plans.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Souzy]

Like whoa! The porn was great! I think he got off on that. Kudo's to Maim!!!! There's another collection for Dar. And yes Dar. when I choose to love men again one day...I might give you a chance, LMAO.

[Betheny]

Like....

Omigod.

This is so totally not cool. Let's go shopping!

[Souzy]

LOL...hurray for shopping!!! That's the best past time. What wasn't cool? The porn? Klaive says that was great & wants to thank you.

Those feet aren't cute.

At least show cute feet. Don't go throwing up some 60 year old woman's old swollen toes and expect me to swoon.

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/GemStone/girltoes.jpg

Hell yeah, now that's what I'm talking about!

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Souzy]

LMAO! Your a trip! OK so you can't just have one pair of feet, you gotta have more sets, I got cha. What ever gets you off sweetie! Let's have a pillow fight now.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Maimara
Like....

Omigod.

This is so totally not cool. Let's go shopping!
::cackles::

Get to know Maimara and you'll know why this is flipping hilarious, coming from her.

[Betheny]

What are you talking about.

Buying a flowery cloak with runes of happy. ttm.

[Artha]

Would this qualify as an orgy?

http://www.rrca.org/graphics/feet1.jpg

[Betheny]

Holy shit, does the second guy up on the left only have four toes?!

So it's a FREAK orgy!

[Ilvane]

Heh, you guys have way too much time on your hands.:grin:

-A

[Artha]

Heh, I just post when I'm resting, and hunting's as quick as getting a swarm of squirrels to gen...so resting takes about ten times longer than hunting.

[Souzy]

Whoa that orgy was umm not so pretty. I think that dude in the upper left had major corns, yuck!

Originally posted by Lalana
Whoa that orgy was umm not so pretty. I think that dude in the upper left had major corns, yuck!

That picture was disgusting.

I'd much prefer cute lil Sou toes. Asian Flavored. :)

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[longshot]

Klaive, the original story was very funny.

I was laughing really hard.
Keep up the good work.

[Souzy]

But what about Mookie? Now he's pissed off at me Dar. Oh you dun did it now, that dog is barking at me like a maniac trying to bite off my toes! My toes! Why is he hating?

[Artha]

Maybe he takes after Klaive.

Originally posted by Lalana
But what about Mookie? Now he's pissed off at me Dar. Oh you dun did it now, that dog is barking at me like a maniac trying to bite off my toes! My toes! Why is he hating?

I dunno about your Mookie. I just know that your toes would taste good.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Souzy]

I think Klaive retrained my dog. Then again I think he's hating on me.

[Betheny]

I bet Ben bites.

Originally posted by Maimara
I bet Ben bites.

I'd kick his teeth out first. Obviously.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Demon Lord Kage

Originally posted by Maimara
I bet Ben bites.

I'd kick his teeth out first. Obviously.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

Oh...Obviously.

[Ben]

Yeah that would happen.

[CrystalTears]

I have deleted quite a few posts in this thread. It started with one defamatory post which I removed and deleted the ones in response to that. Should you have any questions about it, please U2U me. Thanks.

[Edited on 8/28/2003 by CrystalTears]